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That time doesn't look like 8.15pm, baba. Small small lie, I beg.

Chai, Nigeria Police is a disgrace. If their plan had gone through and the young man refused to settle, we would've seen the news of how they caught a drug dealer at a checkpoint. Idiots

Some of those policemen are armed robbers in uniform but if you meet a nice policeman, you will like to be one.

Even if you come down, make sure you don't have money in your dashboard

grayht:
That's why I completely damaged my cars boot!

Werey re (Mad man you are). You don kill me here abeg.

grayht:
That's why I completely damaged my cars boot!

That your expired motor


Nigeria died from the beginning terrorist Lugard created it.

A man has pick a police on d high way,who mischievously drop a bullet under his seat,after he dropped d policeman,his intuition told him to search his car,where he found a bullet & threw it away,shortly he was flagged off by cops on d nxt checkpoint,police searched & searched but found nothing, disappointed & let him go ......that lucky man gave a testimony & Thanksgiving in church on following Sunday.

Nawa o
Nothing person no go see and hear for this Nigeria.

dfrost:
Werey re (Mad man you are). You don kill me here abeg.

Hahaha..

Good advice

There are many formats.

You might give some a lift and they would drop something inside your car without you being aware.


If the so called police is your friend could set someone up, who knows how many might have falling victim.


This is why whenever a criminal is paraded by the police or snapped and posted on social media, I would refuse to believe.

This is super story!

Dandsome:
All for the gram. Op we know this is a cooked up story.

However it was worth the read.

. It might be true. I’m a living witness. Happened to me along benin Warri expressway. Looooong time ago but na weed I see.

vizkiz:
Come on!

Yes, the Nigerian police are bunch of losers but they always ask you to come down and open your boot. Eveb if they don't, your IQ should tell you it's the right thing to do with any stranger

you are bound to be at low guard sometimes. Don't be too self-righteous here bro. There's so much to be careful about in this dear country of ours!
One I was very conscious of is being wary of lifting security personnels/officers in a personal vehicle. There has been similar reports of incidences as this. And now, here we are again.

BTW, Thanks autojoshng for the caution!! He's doing a great job by informing and educating lots of ignorant Nigerians on Road safety and regulations!!!

Some sort happened to me once several years ago in Lagos when I was still driving alone. This was my vehicle docs (copies) in a dossier and they managed to remove the insurance sheet in a flash before I could meet them round the back. What is my own. I just drove it to the station and left it there for them, got home made a call and someone came to pick up another identical set at home for them to peruse. I don't have time for rubbish. If it was the days of GSM I would simply call for back up.

E don tey we read dis story. Fbk, whatsapp and others. Some said it happened in d afternoon, some said, morning, others said in the city, the others said expressway, now OP said in the night Oh lawd, save us in this country with gists, abi information.

Unrated900:
The best Original lie

you sound like someone that either doesn't drive or doesn't have access to car to be well-informed about safety on Nigerian roads and with nigerian road security officers!

Since my last experience a year ago
I hardly stop for anyone. I have a binoculars i use to view from afar.
Once i sight stop and search abt 500meters away.
My car must go nollywood style
Open engine. Form say e don knock.
Watch..observe. once they move..no time
U sef move.
Daz if coast is not clear
But once you are trapped on slow down and search.
Omo e don be for u

mejai:
E don tey we read dis story. Fbk, whatsapp and others. Some said it happened in d afternoon, some said, morning, others said in the city, the others said expressway, now OP said in the night Oh lawd, save us in this country with gists, abi information.

I dey tell you eheen Guys will just compose anything believing that every other nigga is just mumu that can't reason. It's a good advise but believe the super story and you'll believe anything

Politicians will lie to us, fake pastors will do fake miracles and tell us false visions, bloggers will add their own salt to the injury

TGIF

I kukumá no get booth. Naija police na just wahala.

naturefellow:
He's doing a great job by informing and educating lots of ignorant Nigerians on Road safety and regulations!!!

See commemts?...fake story?.... lots are learning...lots chose to remain ignorant. Informative thread.

priceaction:
That time doesn't look like 8.15pm, baba. Small small lie, I beg.

He didn't even come down from the car, he said... so obviously he didn't take this picture.

But police are getting worse. Didn't I read about bullets been dropped in somebody's car?

It's because of stories like this I always come down to open my boot. I'm beginning to wonder if I should put a dash cam in my boot and car.

Thanks for this info. Nigerian police can never be trusted.

nextstep:
He didn't even come down from the car, he said... so obviously he didn't take this picture.

But police are getting worse. Didn't I read about bullets been dropped in somebody's car?

It's because of stories like this I always come down to open my boot. I'm beginning to wonder if I should put a dash cam in my boot and car.

I see, you better put especially if u are in a dangerous police environment.

Na so. I believe his strory. Last year June on my way back from Lagos they almost pulled the same stunt on me. At Benin by-pass the stopped me and pleaded with me to help them drop two people(a man and a young girl) along my way.
Immediately they entered the car, my spirit told me it's a set up. And I looked at both of them and also the Police Officer who spoke to me and I spoke to my car in prayer asking it to refuse to start if it is a set up and after several attempts the car refused to start.
I went to the bonet of the car and checked everything checkable and nothing was wrong with my car and I smiled. The policemen were watching me as I entered back into the car and asked the two people to step out of the car. I told the Policeman who spoke to me that if the car starts now that both of them were out of the car, that I won't carry them. I spoke to the car again and asked it to start and in just one try, it started. I smiled and boldly told them their juju and plan will never work on me because my hands are clean. I simply drove off leaving them there.
After by-pass, another set stopped me and one of them went straight into my car searching everywhere as if he was looking for something and also searched me...meanwhile after leaving them, I stopped on the way and cleared everything under both car seats. Fast forward...he didn't see anything so he went to meet their superior officer who asked him to check my documents. Everything was intact. They manufactured one nonsense name and asked me to produced the document and I simply laughed at them. To cut the long story short, they took me into the bush at Iselukwu junction at gun point and threatened me before I gave them N2k. I told them that was all I had both home and away. As I was leaving them, one of them said he knows that I will never pass that road again. Can u beat that?? In my mind I said they will not last long on that road...two weeks later a trailer failed break and killed some Policemen at that same junction. After some time, I read online that some robbers shot and killed some Policemen at that same junction...
I didn't make any of these stories up. There is a law called the law of cause and effect. Whatever is happening now is caused by something somewhere. Another one is called law of Karma. It simply means u reap what u sow...let's all be careful because u must pay the price of everything u do weather u agree or not. Peace!!!

izzou:


Thanks for the advice though

But this story is a fat lie

Can I pray for a fat truth like this to happen to you?

B3sty:
OP, u shouldn't have used the Picture of this Innocent Police Officer.
That's my Cousin's Picture you used right there.

I know that chubby nigga well. He stays at ojodu

Thank you.

As odd as it may sound, its true. Early 2018 , I was driving to Benin from Warri, just at Army check point after Mercy land a police officer stopped me, without much talk just jokes and they asked me to help drop one of them going to oghara. I did with all pleasure, we where gisting and I felt free since no police would stop me. We didn't go up to 6km , the police man just started hissing, when I probed, he claim to have left his wallet and ATM at the checkpoint, I wanted to drive back but he said I should not worry he will go with the team later. I zoom off, after about 2km, I became really pressed so I pulled over, after answering nature's call I was about driving when I noticed the muld his boot has left on my footmat so I decided to dust it before moving only for me to discover 3 live cartridge under the footmarch. I quickly threw it away and zoomed off. Few minutes later I was stopped by police and they ransacked my car as if something was amiss. I really thank God that day, since then my perception about police has changed, even the very jovial ones can still plan your doom. God help us.

izzou:


Thanks for the advice though

But this story is a fat lie

Fakest story of the year... The eediot OP must be a new APC member who is Stoll learning how to tell lies.