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OkpaAkuEriEri:
I bu olodo


D story is about Rooney
But monkey must b monkey
Messi is Greta Dan CR7
Cr7 is a rapist
He is a curse homo
Messi is a role model.

Oba no dey go transfer but ashawo no dey stay husband house.

Sir. Did you dream about me? You have no idea how hard it was to compose that. I waited for a football thread to post it. What's your problem really? Please grow up biko.

joshuaidibia:
Ronaldo was playing for Manchester United in England where he had conquered by winning the UEFA champions league and a set of other trophies and individual awards.

Few months later when the English Premier League was becoming boring to him, he heard of a dwarf from the South that has been making exploits in the Spanish league with the help of two veterans, Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi. Ronaldo, being a lone ranger, took his belongings, headed South to Spain and sought refuge in the house of the closest rival to the dwarf king. There, he built his castle and raided the country, stripping the dwarf king of all his glory, winning the ballon d'or 4 times. When Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi could not keep up with the fierce battle, Barcelona recruited two young nobles, Neymar and Suarez, to slave for the dwarf. Of course, we all know that the young Lord Neymar was a deserter. He took to his heels when the war became intense. However, Ronaldo yet again conquered in Spain.

As time passed, there were whispers mocking Ronaldo for not being able to win a trophy for his country of birth. Then again Ronaldo set out with mere farmers, blacksmiths and bricklayers. He motivated them against all odds till he won the Battle of France, where he took the Euro Cup as the spoils of the battle (mind you, it has been recorded that till date, the dwarf king is still in search of at least a spoon for his countrymen but none has come forth. He had even gone on exile for sometime and came back yet the situation worsened).

Ronaldo having conquered Spain, sensed he was going to start living a boring life yet again. He then heard of a country in the north where strikers hardly score goals. He took his belongings and set out on a journey northwards to Italy where he has built another castle and is making exploits as usual. He is currently "The King in the North" meanwhile the dwarf king is still stuck in Spain, ruling a small fishing village, maltreating poor farmers like Huesca and Girona.

#Ronaldo_the_Great

Omo, #Game_of_Thrones go finish me sha!

OP! you think you'll make heaven? Only u create topic only you FTC. After you'll open mouth and scream corrupt politicians. What are you?

CR7 THE LONE WOLF "EL LOBO SOLO"

Man united product

Abeg many of you notices that big teams is findimg it hard to beat wolve. chelsea 1 1 wolve
wolve 2 1 man u their last match with liverpool they beat liverpool 2 0. So their next match play them win either half. Good luck

anywhere u see man u players u go know

joshuaidibia:
Sir. Did you dream about me? You have no idea how hard it was to compose that. I waited for a football thread to post it. What's your problem really? Please grow up biko.

try n compose ur life.
Pls Dis is meaningless waist of energy.
because dis trash is not hard 2 compose.

Birminghamvirgo:
and with dese ur long epistles.. u suppose don gather 10,000 likes and 5000 shares...

Can I buy sharwama with it?

man united platers are always leaving the mark anywhere they go to

more strength to your boots

more goals fall on you

Football will never forget CR7

He conquered across terrains

Unlike the dwarf that still hopes he will be buried at Camp Nou after death

England Legend

joshuaidibia:
Ronaldo was playing for Manchester United in England where he had conquered by winning the UEFA champions league and a set of other trophies and individual awards.

Few months later when the English Premier League was becoming boring to him, he heard of a dwarf from the South that has been making exploits in the Spanish league with the help of two veterans, Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi. Ronaldo, being a lone ranger, took his belongings, headed South to Spain and sought refuge in the house of the closest rival to the dwarf king. There, he built his castle and raided the country, stripping the dwarf king of all his glory, winning the ballon d'or 4 times. When Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi could not keep up with the fierce battle, Barcelona recruited two young nobles, Neymar and Suarez, to slave for the dwarf. Of course, we all know that the young Lord Neymar was a deserter. He took to his heels when the war became intense. However, Ronaldo yet again conquered in Spain.

As time passed, there were whispers mocking Ronaldo for not being able to win a trophy for his country of birth. Then again Ronaldo set out with mere farmers, blacksmiths and bricklayers. He motivated them against all odds till he won the Battle of France, where he took the Euro Cup as the spoils of the battle (mind you, it has been recorded that till date, the dwarf king is still in search of at least a spoon for his countrymen but none has come forth. He had even gone on exile for sometime and came back yet the situation worsened).

Ronaldo having conquered Spain, sensed he was going to start living a boring life yet again. He then heard of a country in the north where strikers hardly score goals. He took his belongings and set out on a journey northwards to Italy where he has built another castle and is making exploits as usual. He is currently "The King in the North" meanwhile the dwarf king is still stuck in Spain, ruling a small fishing village, maltreating poor farmers like Huesca and Girona.

#Ronaldo_the_Great

Omo, #Game_of_Thrones go finish me sha!

OP! you think you'll make heaven? Only u create topic only you FTC. After you'll open mouth and scream corrupt politicians. What are you?

OkpaAkuEriEri:
try n compose ur life.
Pls Dis is meaningless waist of energy

I just realized I have been talking to an slowpoke. Please quote me again and prove I'm right. Please I'm begging you.

joshuaidibia:
I just realized I have been talking to an slowpoke. Please quote me again and prove I'm right. Please I'm begging you.

let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

this guy was playing in the major leagues of Europe, when football was football[a game of passion]. Not nowadays that players play for money and not for the shirt.

This is a true Legend

Legend, you will never be forgotten in our hearts

this guy makes me to remember those days when man u was man u

mysportdab:
Former England and Manchester United football star Wayne Rooney scored three goals on Saturday (March 16) night to lead D.C. United to a crushing 5-0 victory over Real Salt Lake.

The 33-year-old registered his first three goals of the new season and also his first hat-trick since signing moving to Major League Soccer in July 2018.

Lucas Rodriguez and Ulises Segura also scored for the hosts, who peppered the Salt Lake goal with 22 shots.

Goalkeeper Bill Hamid made two stops to earn his third straight shutout as D.C. United are the only team to have not allowed a goal this season.

Watch Video below...

See more;https://www.mysportdab.com/2019/03/rooney-scores-first-hatrick-in-mls.html

So Wayne Rooney is now in the STATES ( America USA ) playing football and making real cool cash.

I think he is probably copying David Bekham who once played football in the USA.

joshuaidibia:
Ronaldo was playing for Manchester United in England where he had conquered by winning the UEFA champions league and a set of other trophies and individual awards.

Few months later when the English Premier League was becoming boring to him, he heard of a dwarf from the South that has been making exploits in the Spanish league with the help of two veterans, Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi. Ronaldo, being a lone ranger, took his belongings, headed South to Spain and sought refuge in the house of the closest rival to the dwarf king. There, he built his castle and raided the country, stripping the dwarf king of all his glory, winning the ballon d'or 4 times. When Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi could not keep up with the fierce battle, Barcelona recruited two young nobles, Neymar and Suarez, to slave for the dwarf. Of course, we all know that the young Lord Neymar was a deserter. He took to his heels when the war became intense. However, Ronaldo yet again conquered in Spain.

As time passed, there were whispers mocking Ronaldo for not being able to win a trophy for his country of birth. Then again Ronaldo set out with mere farmers, blacksmiths and bricklayers. He motivated them against all odds till he won the Battle of France, where he took the Euro Cup as the spoils of the battle (mind you, it has been recorded that till date, the dwarf king is still in search of at least a spoon for his countrymen but none has come forth. He had even gone on exile for sometime and came back yet the situation worsened).

Ronaldo having conquered Spain, sensed he was going to start living a boring life yet again. He then heard of a country in the north where strikers hardly score goals. He took his belongings and set out on a journey northwards to Italy where he has built another castle and is making exploits as usual. He is currently "The King in the North" meanwhile the dwarf king is still stuck in Spain, ruling a small fishing village, maltreating poor farmers like Huesca and Girona.

#Ronaldo_the_Great

Omo, #Game_of_Thrones go finish me sha!

OP! you think you'll make heaven? Only u create topic only you FTC. After you'll open mouth and scream corrupt politicians. What are you?

The person that wrote this epistle deserves a medal

OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

and I love you (no homo). Have a nice day.

PS. Na Ph City I dey bro. Woji to be precise.

There is time for everything. I almost forgot he is till playing...

joshuaidibia:
Sir. Did you dream about me? You have no idea how hard it was to compose that. I waited for a football thread to post it. What's your problem really? Please grow up biko.

Thing is, if you post anything on Messi or Ronaldo that is perceived as being an 'attack' on either of them on this site...their partisans will come for you well well.

Once posted something to the effect that Messi has not won the world cup because Argentina has not been able to get the right type of team playing behind him...and got several angry quotes and mentions from Messi fans.

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OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

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OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

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OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

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OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

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OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

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OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

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OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

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OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

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OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

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OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

[/s]
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OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

[/s]
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OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

[/s]
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OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

[/s]
[s]

OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

[/s]
[s]

OkpaAkuEriEri:
let me allow u 2 fill right 4 d first time in ur wasted life.


Anybody DAT diss messi is my enemy
I hate u joshuaidibia.
Pray DAT I didn't c u

[/s]

joshuaidibia:
Ronaldo was playing for Manchester United in England where he had conquered by winning the UEFA champions league and a set of other trophies and individual awards.

Few months later when the English Premier League was becoming boring to him, he heard of a dwarf from the South that has been making exploits in the Spanish league with the help of two veterans, Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi. Ronaldo, being a lone ranger, took his belongings, headed South to Spain and sought refuge in the house of the closest rival to the dwarf king. There, he built his castle and raided the country, stripping the dwarf king of all his glory, winning the ballon d'or 4 times. When Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi could not keep up with the fierce battle, Barcelona recruited two young nobles, Neymar and Suarez, to slave for the dwarf. Of course, we all know that the young Lord Neymar was a deserter. He took to his heels when the war became intense. However, Ronaldo yet again conquered in Spain.

As time passed, there were whispers mocking Ronaldo for not being able to win a trophy for his country of birth. Then again Ronaldo set out with mere farmers, blacksmiths and bricklayers. He motivated them against all odds till he won the Battle of France, where he took the Euro Cup as the spoils of the battle (mind you, it has been recorded that till date, the dwarf king is still in search of at least a spoon for his countrymen but none has come forth. He had even gone on exile for sometime and came back yet the situation worsened).

Ronaldo having conquered Spain, sensed he was going to start living a boring life yet again. He then heard of a country in the north where strikers hardly score goals. He took his belongings and set out on a journey northwards to Italy where he has built another castle and is making exploits as usual. He is currently "The King in the North" meanwhile the dwarf king is still stuck in Spain, ruling a small fishing village, maltreating poor farmers like Huesca and Girona.

#Ronaldo_the_Great

Omo, #Game_of_Thrones go finish me sha!

OP! you think you'll make heaven? Only u create topic only you FTC. After you'll open mouth and scream corrupt politicians. What are you?

Pls all these long preaching was just to talk about Ronaldo and Messi(the dwarf as your are trying to say) bro thanks we've heard you and read your biblical epistle God bless.

My problem with Messi is he stays too long in his comfort zone and that does make him a better hussling footballer.

Messi no doubt is good but his failure to move on to other club and try something new killed his magic wand completely but Ronaldo is a man I mean a real man who is ready for a new challenge and conquer it.

Bro I agree with you Ronaldo is a real hussling footballer he would be remember in football world for a very very long time. Ronaldo is currently world football wizard.

Bros if you dey yaba, I owe you one bottle of beer.

joshuaidibia:
Ronaldo was playing for Manchester United in England where he had conquered by winning the UEFA champions league and a set of other trophies and individual awards.

Few months later when the English Premier League was becoming boring to him, he heard of a dwarf from the South that has been making exploits in the Spanish league with the help of two veterans, Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi. Ronaldo, being a lone ranger, took his belongings, headed South to Spain and sought refuge in the house of the closest rival to the dwarf king. There, he built his castle and raided the country, stripping the dwarf king of all his glory, winning the ballon d'or 4 times. When Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi could not keep up with the fierce battle, Barcelona recruited two young nobles, Neymar and Suarez, to slave for the dwarf. Of course, we all know that the young Lord Neymar was a deserter. He took to his heels when the war became intense. However, Ronaldo yet again conquered in Spain.

As time passed, there were whispers mocking Ronaldo for not being able to win a trophy for his country of birth. Then again Ronaldo set out with mere farmers, blacksmiths and bricklayers. He motivated them against all odds till he won the Battle of France, where he took the Euro Cup as the spoils of the battle (mind you, it has been recorded that till date, the dwarf king is still in search of at least a spoon for his countrymen but none has come forth. He had even gone on exile for sometime and came back yet the situation worsened).

Ronaldo having conquered Spain, sensed he was going to start living a boring life yet again. He then heard of a country in the north where strikers hardly score goals. He took his belongings and set out on a journey northwards to Italy where he has built another castle and is making exploits as usual. He is currently "The King in the North" meanwhile the dwarf king is still stuck in Spain, ruling a small fishing village, maltreating poor farmers like Huesca and Girona.

#Ronaldo_the_Great

Omo, #Game_of_Thrones go finish me sha!

OP! you think you'll make heaven? Only u create topic only you FTC. After you'll open mouth and scream corrupt politicians. What are you?

So this guy still dey play football.

emeijeh:
Man united really missed you yesterday.

Woman united they were

Rooney, Ronaldo, Giggs, Scholes, J.S. Park, Van Der Sar, Van Nisterooy, Ferdinand, Vidic, Fletcher etc. all bring back good memories. United still has a chance.

joshuaidibia:
Ronaldo was playing for Manchester United in England where he had conquered by winning the UEFA champions league and a set of other trophies and individual awards.

Few months later when the English Premier League was becoming boring to him, he heard of a dwarf from the South that has been making exploits in the Spanish league with the help of two veterans, Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi. Ronaldo, being a lone ranger, took his belongings, headed South to Spain and sought refuge in the house of the closest rival to the dwarf king. There, he built his castle and raided the country, stripping the dwarf king of all his glory, winning the ballon d'or 4 times. When Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi could not keep up with the fierce battle, Barcelona recruited two young nobles, Neymar and Suarez, to slave for the dwarf. Of course, we all know that the young Lord Neymar was a deserter. He took to his heels when the war became intense. However, Ronaldo yet again conquered in Spain.

As time passed, there were whispers mocking Ronaldo for not being able to win a trophy for his country of birth. Then again Ronaldo set out with mere farmers, blacksmiths and bricklayers. He motivated them against all odds till he won the Battle of France, where he took the Euro Cup as the spoils of the battle (mind you, it has been recorded that till date, the dwarf king is still in search of at least a spoon for his countrymen but none has come forth. He had even gone on exile for sometime and came back yet the situation worsened).

Ronaldo having conquered Spain, sensed he was going to start living a boring life yet again. He then heard of a country in the north where strikers hardly score goals. He took his belongings and set out on a journey northwards to Italy where he has built another castle and is making exploits as usual. He is currently "The King in the North" meanwhile the dwarf king is still stuck in Spain, ruling a small fishing village, maltreating poor farmers like Huesca and Girona.

#Ronaldo_the_Great

Omo, #Game_of_Thrones go finish me sha!

OP! you think you'll make heaven? Only u create topic only you FTC. After you'll open mouth and scream corrupt politicians. What are you?

I love this your epistle die.!!!!