₦airaland Forum

SmartyPants:
I hope you know what the NDA is?

This is no ordinary school... That is a military academy and that punishment there is no assault. And no Court anywhere will entertain such suit should someone decide to bring such action.

Did you read the post I quoted or you are just quoting for quoting sake? Did I speak about an NDA lecturer? How can u justify throwing any available equipment at your sight on your student just because he is sleeping

nawa oo, video wey don reach 3years.... I'm already tired of NL

Hizzy:
I wasted 5years looking for Admission
NDA fuuukd me off

you not alone bro

Obere4u:
So many of us in this country are ungrateful.
They should go watch the American way of training their soldiers especially Marines.

Sleeping in class is very bad, it's best you take and go home than stay in the class and gain nothing. No matter how uninterested a topic is, if you stay awake, you will definitely learn something.

Dont blame those in military schools who sleep during lectures, if they show you their everyday scheldue, you go Sorry 4 them

mosho2good:
I love this Story, ������

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He could not control his curiosity and asked,

"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?�"

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."

*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....*�������

The story continues....�

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.

He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........."������

*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*����������

Story continues....

Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

Story continues...

After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

Story continues....

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.

She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!*�����

Story continues....

On getting home, his car was gone.�����

A note was pasted on the door

"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something".����

Damn... He left with the house key too.

����
*Moral: Don't try to control your husband!*
You will always lose ��������

Don't laugh alone.

This kind drama no be here...oooo!De thing dey sweet me for belle

That's not turtoring bro. It's part of training

delugajackson:
Torturing a fellow human being because he gave in to an involuntary action. No be punishment na wetin? No wonder Boko Haram use you guys to train.

It also happen in other part of the world. It's just that who you know matter most in Nigeria

fagbohun4j:
Na their wahala be that, if you check well, Na Hausa full the place.... You wan enter NDA without REAL connection, no disturb yourself.....

Frankiss44:
He is just a foolish lecturer.. People sleep for different reasons not just because the class is boring.. And u grew thinking he was right to assault his students not knowing he was just a mad man.. Do that in advance countries and u will get ur ass sued

Do what in advanced countries? You guys just tout this advance countries as if the rest of the population don't know where the airports are. I have probably notched up more certificates abroad than you may ever recieve and at no time have we sat in a program and you have people sleeping. If you feel strongly disturbed by sleep, walk across and take a cup of coffee , or espresso or whatever is on offer and you come back and listen to stimulating conversations. Spare me this story about you get your ass sued. Yes America sues virtually over everything doesn't mean they get judgment over everything they sue on. One party will always lose, so there.

hardbody:
Do what in advanced countries? You guys just tout this advance countries as if the rest of the population don't know where the airports are. I have probably notched up more certificates abroad than you may ever recieve and at no time have we sat in a program and you have people sleeping. If you feel strongly disturbed by sleep, walk across and take a cup of coffee , or espresso or whatever is on offer and you come back and listen to stimulating conversations. Spare me this story about you get your ass sued. Yes America sues virtually over everything doesn't mean they get judgment over everything they sue on. One party will always lose, so there.

Mr arrogant nobody gives a Bleep how many certificates you have up your sleeve.. It puts no food on our table.. I might not have had those certificates but have been privileged to be in saner countries where things work.. And no sane lecturer will throw a kettle or anything at his sight at you just because of an action you have no control over and thinks he will walk away with it ... With all your so called certificates, you still don't know that a boring class is not the only reason why people sleep... Las las if dem investigate your matter dem go find out say you never cross this country, na just noise u dey make.. Sometimes we deserve how we are treated by things we stand for... Am not surprised you said this lecturer is from Ghana, it just have to be an African

Davash222:
Sleeping in class is act of Laxity and should be cautioned. Back then in NYSC camp Isele uku, Delta, if you sleep in SAED class, the soldiers will collect your seat and you will stand until the sleep comot for your eyes.

it's as simple as that... when did you serve?? year and batch ....

emmanuelpopson:
it's as simple as that... when did you serve?? year and batch ....

A15

Frankiss44:
Mr arrogant nobody gives a Bleep how many certificates you have up your sleeve.. It puts no food on our table.. I might not have had those certificates but have been privileged to be in saner countries where things work.. And no sane lecturer will throw a kettle or anything at his sight at you just because of an action you have no control over and thinks he will walk away with it ... With all your so called certificates, you still don't know that a boring class is not the only reason why people sleep... Las las if dem investigate your matter dem go find out say you never cross this country, na just noise u dey make.. Sometimes we deserve how we are treated by things we stand for... Am not surprised you said this lecturer is from Ghana, it just have to be an African

Several things you raised that I do not think I want to join issues with you but just so you know, I don't ever make noise about these things because they remain inconsequential. I only addressed earlier points you raised and just in the event it matters to you, I am chatting at this moment from one of your saner climates that you won't let other humans rest about. And it's not as if people like me can't still find hiccups here, it's just that at the overall levels, things are a lot more clinical out here than there are at home. Having said that, spare me your arrogance, you started it all.

Davash222:
A15

mine was B'15...

hardbody:
Several things you raised that I do not think I want to join issues with you but just so you know, I don't ever make noise about these things because they remain inconsequential. I only addressed earlier points you raised and just in the event it matters to you, I am chatting at this moment from one of your saner climates that you won't let other humans rest about. And it's not as if people like me can't still find hiccups here, it's just that at the overall levels, things are a lot more clinical out here than there are at home. Having said that, spare me your arrogance, you started it all.

Anybody can claim to be anywhere at the moment, it doesn't make any difference... Arrogance is when you tell me u have more certificates than I will ever have in my life.. That I said things like that don't work in saner climate is now your definition of Arrogance right? That said, I repeat, it is not in every climate that u will throw things at your student and work away with it... There is nothing u will preach to me that will change my opinion... Not even if u decide to snap a picture right now with Trump..

Frankiss44:
Anybody can claim to be anywhere at the moment, it doesn't make any difference... Arrogance is when you tell me u have more certificates than I will ever have in my life.. That I said things like that don't work in saner climate is now your definition of Arrogance right? That said, I repeat, it is not in every climate that u will throw things at your student and work away with it... There is nothing u will preach to me that will change my opinion... Not even if u decide to snap a picture right now with Trump..

Lol. Ok. You win. Can we shake hands? Have a good afternoon. I am actually being distracted.

easzypeaszy:
Oga go sleep

hmmmmm

Baba if you attend military training,you will know that even while standing you will sleep.when you have just 2heard to sleep everyday...

Davash222:
Sleeping in class is act of Laxity and should be cautioned. Back then in NYSC camp Isele uku, Delta, if you sleep in SAED class, the soldiers will collect your seat and you will stand until the sleep comot for your eyes.

Baba if you attend military training,you will know that even while standing you will sleep.when you have just 2hrs to sleep everyday...

Davash222:
Sleeping in class is act of Laxity and should be cautioned. Back then in NYSC camp Isele uku, Delta, if you sleep in SAED class, the soldiers will collect your seat and you will stand until the sleep comot for your eyes.

Hizzy:
I wasted 5years looking for Admission
NDA fuuukd me off

you would have gotten it the sixth time

That was my OT camp too. Love almost everything about Delta and it's ppl.

[qquote author=easzypeaszy post=76953165]Oga go sleep[/quote]

Davash222:
Sleeping in class is act of Laxity and should be cautioned. Back then in NYSC camp Isele uku, Delta, if you sleep in SAED class, the soldiers will collect your seat and you will stand until the sleep comot for your eyes.

you never see people wey dey sleep while standing..

mosho2good:
I love this Story, ������

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He could not control his curiosity and asked,

"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?�"

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."

*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....*�������

The story continues....�

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.

He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........."������

*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*����������

Story continues....

Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

Story continues...

After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

Story continues....

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.

She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!*�����

Story continues....

On getting home, his car was gone.�����

A note was pasted on the door

"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something".����

Damn... He left with the house key too.

����
*Moral: Don't try to control your husband!*
You will always lose ��������

Don't laugh alone.

MKULTRA:
you not alone bro

Life is tough bro

izic911:
you would have gotten it the sixth time

Mmm guy de old now

Ghost19:
I'm a statistics graduate(HND) with lower credit, done with service(NYSC). My ND result is upper credit, I need a job o. Any kind of job, currently in Abuja. Help a brother please, before I loose my mind.

Carry these items loose am.. ����️⚒️⛏️�️�⚔️�️��️