₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,326,434 members, 8,426,510 topics. Date: Sunday, 14 June 2026 at 11:39 AM

Toggle theme

82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 - Health - Nairaland

Nairaland ForumNairaland GeneralHealth82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 (55507 Views)

1 2 3 Reply (Go Down)

82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by zoba88(op): 10:21am On Mar 29, 2019
An 82 year old man is paralyzed from the waist to his ankles following a botched attempt to enlarge his manhood & improve his libido.Gibson Banda who lives in Lusaka can hardly move other than drag himself in a sitting position with the help of his hands.

The man who is Banda of Malawian descent was forced to take the herbs as he wanted to be satisfying his 35 year old wife who has been complaining about the size of the "thing" Mr Banda was presenting to her. But after taking the medicine in overdose, Mr Banda's item became 5 times bigger and he got paralyzed and his wife left him"


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/03/82-year-old-man-paralyzed-after-taking.html

Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by Amuocha: 10:28am On Mar 29, 2019
Buhari sef shocked

"But after taking the medicine in overdose, Mr Banda's item became 5 times bigger and he got paralyzed and his wife left him"

- chai APC government sef huh
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by majamajic(m): 10:40am On Mar 29, 2019
to him life begins @80
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by gassbee: 10:43am On Mar 29, 2019
things men go through to satisfy their wives
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by Darkseid(m): 2:42pm On Mar 29, 2019
Amu gidigba undecided
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by Beface(m): 2:42pm On Mar 29, 2019
82 years old man and 35yrs old woman, hmm which magic he want use take satisfy her? The bad news now is that he is paralyzed,the woman way he want impress go go outside to go look for another man way go satisfy her. Mehn.. Life is not far!!!
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by jeeqaa7(m): 2:42pm On Mar 29, 2019
Zambians and Kenyans...
Expect a weird news always
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by fancifulasuquo(m): 2:42pm On Mar 29, 2019
Oga You see your life now ?
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by lenghtinny(m): 2:42pm On Mar 29, 2019
Double wahala for dead bodycheesy

His D is gone and his young wife will be getting it from someone else.


He should rather kill himself than commit suicideangry
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by HaryoBamex(m): 2:43pm On Mar 29, 2019
See as you do yourself...

5 times larger
Lol
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by Aprilnbq: 2:43pm On Mar 29, 2019
Hdydb

Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by bestman09(m): 2:43pm On Mar 29, 2019
What is the name of the concoction he drank? Someone needs it
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by kerry57: 2:43pm On Mar 29, 2019
He wants strong thing and strong thing he has got. So why the noise now? All men should know that there is no amount of sperm u release into a woman's vagina that can ever get it filled, except u want to die in top.
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by san316(m): 2:43pm On Mar 29, 2019
Double jeopardy. Lose your deek, lose your spinal cord and lose your wife, the reason for ur action.
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by Tezcatlipoca(m):
He just killed himself. A fool at 80 �
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by kerry57: 2:44pm On Mar 29, 2019
He wants strong thing and strong thing he has got. So why the noise now? All men should know that there is no amount of sperm u release into a woman's vagina that can ever get it filled, except u want to die on top.
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by Aboguede(m): 2:44pm On Mar 29, 2019
The Easiest & Powerful Way of Publishing to Unlimited
Facebook Pages and Groups! APPLY NOW: https://ces.to/0vqDlf

Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by OnyeMmeri: 2:44pm On Mar 29, 2019
grin

Abeg I need that drug wey im take. I no go take overdose, just small. grin grin
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by chibestjerry(m): 2:44pm On Mar 29, 2019
Amuocha:
Buhari sef shocked

"But after taking the medicine in overdose, Mr Banda's item became 5 times bigger and he got paralyzed and his wife left him"

- chai APC government sef huh
hahaha I sweae=r this Apc government is just curse see what it has done to this innocent man
Buhari why grin grin
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by pastorcyrus(m): 2:44pm On Mar 29, 2019
zoba88:
An 82 year old man is paralyzed from the waist to his ankles following a botched attempt to enlarge his manhood & improve his libido.Gibson Banda who lives in Lusaka can hardly move other than drag himself in a sitting position with the help of his hands.

The man who is Banda of Malawian descent was forced to take the herbs as he wanted to be satisfying his 35 year old wife who has been complaining about the size of the "thing" Mr Banda was presenting to her. But after taking the medicine in overdose, Mr Banda's item became 5 times bigger and he got paralyzed and his wife left him"


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/03/82-year-old-man-paralyzed-after-taking.html
Nawao, things are really happening oo, one thing that I have learnt is to take your mind off women else you will die before your time. A cheating wife is always a cheating wife whether you satisfy her or not. This fool has killed himself while trying to satisfy a woman.
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by nwakibie3(m): 2:45pm On Mar 29, 2019
She complained the thing is small and now she has a big cassava, she left the man

What do women wanthuh

Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by PrincessB1(f):
Your D is now five times larger, you're now paralysed and your wife has vamoosed

What a life undecided
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by Uyi168: 2:45pm On Mar 29, 2019
..
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by ukaface(f): 2:46pm On Mar 29, 2019
it truly went sour,@ 82, the woman finally left him,that's cruel. poor old man
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by Nobody: 2:46pm On Mar 29, 2019
shocked
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by ruffhandu: 2:46pm On Mar 29, 2019
Wahala dey.
You see this life eh, if you don't configure it to suit you, then others, you will be a goner.
Now, after trying to fit into the woman's life, things went bad, and off she goes.
If he had left her and looked for a woman who will manage his libido, he would have still have his life now. He'll be lucky to get a wife now, because he may not even be able to earn a living anymore.

Look, anyone who doesn't like you the way you are, so long as you've looked your best, shift your goal post and check the next bustop, trust me, you'll get many waiting to welcome you there.
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by morinto: 2:46pm On Mar 29, 2019
Old man where nor want to retire from sex
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by Gerz2: 2:48pm On Mar 29, 2019
[
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by lovingyouhun: 2:48pm On Mar 29, 2019
Hmmmmm, he is closer to his grave now than ever before, where ia his first wife sef, cause im sure this is Karma, maybe he sent her away to be with new sisi who has now left him
Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by OnyeMmeri: 2:49pm On Mar 29, 2019
Amuocha:
Buhari sef shocked

"But after taking the medicine in overdose, Mr Banda's item became 5 times bigger and he got paralyzed and his wife left him"

- chai APC government sef huh
Keneking my nikkur. grin grin
1 2 3 Reply

Zambian Man Commits Suicide Over Wife's CheatingPhoto Of 20-Year-Old Zambian Female Student Who Committed SuicideAvigan: Japan To Supply Coronavirus Drug To 43 Countries For Free234

Onoh Chukwuma Richard: CEO Commits Suicide After Losing ₦2.5M To BettingDeath In A Gin Bottle: How Nigerians Are Drinking Themselves To The GraveCOVID-19: We May Be Counting Bodies In Hundreds In Next 3 Weeks - Boss Mustapha