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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Nobody: 5:28pm On Mar 31, 2019
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Sakamaje: 5:28pm On Mar 31, 2019
Nonsense. Masturbation has been saving lives from STDs and other vices since the days of Metusela.

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by EmekaBlue(m): 5:30pm On Mar 31, 2019
I stopped doing that in d past...I noticed it makes u lazy on d real deal.

Now presently I got too much strength when i catch any fish
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Omudia11: 5:30pm On Mar 31, 2019
Correction : Christ's teaching on morality is top notch.
UbiPetrus:
Catholic teaching on morality is top notch.
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Nobody: 5:30pm On Mar 31, 2019
God bless the one, holy and apostolic church. Teachings based on laid down doctrines. Go to all catholic(universal) churches round the world, everyday has its own teachings but sadly some churches just open d any page of d bible and talk anyhow. There're some parts which are always excluded. May God almighty continue to protect his church against d enemy. AMEN! #proudly catholic

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by RiyadhGoddess(f): 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2019
Masturbation is a sin.
We were bought for a price and God expect us to live a victorious life. Don't or rather stop replacing a sin with a sin. Those saying after all I'm not fornicating but only touching myself (self pleasure) nobody will see me or know about it. God sees everything...
You are only replacing a sin (fornication) with another sin (masturbation). Sin brings curses and losses. Please read Deuteronomy 28:15... And the book of Proverb 9:17-18.
It is sweet at the beginning but the end result is bitterness.

May God help us abstain from all sexual sins Amin

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Danchibez: 5:33pm On Mar 31, 2019
That's y Catholic is d best

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Omudia11: 5:33pm On Mar 31, 2019
Yet has turned the Bible upside down preaching hereaies like the perpetual virginity of Mary.

Has hundreds of cases of homosexuality/rape of little boys emanating from the church yearly. Holy church indeed.
Vizzy4u:
God bless the one, holy and apostolic church. Teachings based on laid down doctrines. Go to all catholic(universal) churches round the world, everyday has its own teachings but sadly some churches just open d any page of d bible and talk anyhow. There're some parts which are always excluded. May God almighty continue to protect his church against d enemy. AMEN! #proudly catholic
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by bodee(m): 5:34pm On Mar 31, 2019
Well, quite a good message from idol worshippers.

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Omudia11: 5:34pm On Mar 31, 2019
Yes, best at raping little boys.
Danchibez:
That's y Catholic is d best

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by wellmax(m): 5:35pm On Mar 31, 2019
Okay nice.
We are Christians, guided by the living word of God, the Bible.

Unlike other religions, we don't have 'ruling' on this and that. The Bible remains the only guide to alllives decision.
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Omudia11: 5:35pm On Mar 31, 2019
You're so mean. They worship God though. They just add other things.
bodee:
Well, quite a good message from idol worshippers.
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Ceekay212: 5:38pm On Mar 31, 2019
Its funny how everyone is criticising masturbation but no one's talking about fornication......smfh

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by donnie(m): 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2019
Sound teaching... many "scripture quotations" however, weren't from the bible.
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by AngelicBeing: 5:41pm On Mar 31, 2019
sad
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by HisSmileHeal(m): 5:44pm On Mar 31, 2019
I really love your Analysis... Masturbation is a thing of the Mind.. @Kylekent59
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by peterveo(m): 5:48pm On Mar 31, 2019
The mother church is blessed. Her teachings are infallible. Simple!
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Mekanus(m): 5:51pm On Mar 31, 2019
Who gives a shiit what a motherfucking God thinks about what I do with my genitals. If God ain't like it, he/she/it can go fuqck himself.

Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Sholaco: 5:54pm On Mar 31, 2019
Mumu people
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by femi4: 5:58pm On Mar 31, 2019
BlackHummer:
To me, the biggest problem in the church today comes from doctrines taught by pastors/ministers with very low IQ. How is masturbation a sin? What exactly is sin? How is masturbation God's business or how is it affecting your fellow man?

If someone is not finanically capable of getting married, how is such a person supposed to ease his sexual tension? Mastubation at worse is just a dirty linen that should be washed inside.

No one should be held captive by peoples asinine opinion about God's principles. Alot are religious sentiments and errors born out of a sense of guilt. I agree that it is better not to masturbate and too much of it may cause problems upfront but it is not a sin. You can choose to believe it or not. Why will God create men and women with strong sexual desires, who may not and may never find their life partners, forbid them from sex outside marriage and still forbid them from relieving their sexual tension themselves? People ascribing sin to masturbation are indirectly calling God a silly bully.

Nevertheless, there are dimensions of operation in the kingdom where you must present your self completely holy before God and abstain yourself from things like masturbation, alcohol and even marrital sex (yes, believe it) but that does not mean mastrubation or the latter is sin that could take you to hell. It will at worse desecrate you albeit spiritually.

Before you start attacking me, I have never masturbated so I think I have the moral standinng to make this comment.
You typed like this cos you ve not been there. Its drawbacks are more than its benefits
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by femi4: 5:59pm On Mar 31, 2019
Ceekay212:
Its funny how everyone is criticising masturbation but no one's talking about fornication......smfh
Cos no argument on fornication
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Apination(m): 6:02pm On Mar 31, 2019
Omudia11:
Yet has turned the Bible upside down preaching hereaies like the perpetual virginity of Mary.

Has hundreds of cases of homosexuality/rape of little boys emanating from the church yearly. Holy church indeed.
The church is Christ and Christ is holy, you talk about turning the Bible upside down, who gave you the Bible as you have it? The Catholic Church. Yes, Mary died a virgin or is it impossible to die a virgin? undecided

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Apination(m): 6:07pm On Mar 31, 2019
bodee:
Well, quite a good message from idol worshippers.
Why don't you allow us worship our idols in peace? Are you going to stand in judgment on the last day? Stupid ignoramus undecided

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Omudia11: 6:08pm On Mar 31, 2019
You claim to have given people the Bible yet don't even know the truth of the gospel.

Go and read Matthew 1:25. Mary stopped being a virgin after she gave birth to Jesus. Besides she had other children too.

So can you give me one verse that states that Mary was a virgin till death? Let me guess, there's none.
Apination:

The church is Christ and Christ is holy, you talk about turning the Bible upside down, who gave you the Bible as you have it? The Catholic Church. Yes, Mary died a virgin or is it impossible to die a virgin? undecided
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Nobody: 6:09pm On Mar 31, 2019
The worldwide head of all peadophiles talking about masturbation ? cheesy

Their advice is to go and meet a priest who is probably a sexual pervert and child molester...

Wonders will never end !!

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Nobody: 6:10pm On Mar 31, 2019
peterveo:
The mother church is blessed. Her teachings are infallible. Simple!

The mother harlot church is a haven for the worst sexual perverts and pedophiles worldwide - fact

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by BlackHummer(m): 6:11pm On Mar 31, 2019
femi4:
You typed like this cos you ve not been there. Its drawbacks are more than its benefits

You are wrong. It is experience that informed my understanding.

Secondly, that something has draw backs does not make it sinful for instance, jumping from a very high tree for no reason is not sinful but harmful. Smoking cigarate is not a sin but it is harmful. Suicide is not a sin but definately not a good thing to do.

Real life experience: I have a friend, 35 to 36 years old, who is a medical doctor but sadly has a very serious case of halitosis and body odour. To compound the issue, the guy is not so attractive (I hate to say this but it is the sad truth). I don't think he has ever successfully wooed a lady, one would always feel his frustrations whenever topics on marriage came up. I have seen pieces of tissue paper mixed with semen that in a way smells of vaseline or body lotion in his trash bin but i have never for once brought it up to him. I simply look the other way. I am sure the 'righteous' people in church will say he deserves to go to hell because he has disobeyed God's law on immorality.

No one will go to hell because they masturbated. Masturbation is not a sin but like smoking and drinking, it is healthier to stop.

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Apination(m): 6:16pm On Mar 31, 2019
Omudia11:
You claim to have given people the Bible yet don't even know the truth of the gospel.

Go and read Matthew 1:25. Mary stopped being a virgin after she gave birth to Jesus. Besides she had other children too.

So can you give me one verse that states that Mary was a virgin till death? Let me guess, there's none.
You are even more foolish than I thought. Who's a virgin? Which other children? So they should have written it somewhere that Joseph never had intercourse with Mary? Because the Gospel is about Mary and Joseph's sex life. Go and argue with your mates in kindergarten, don't quote me again undecided

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by ElsonMorali: 6:18pm On Mar 31, 2019
Well the Catholic church has always been a very vocal advocate of good morality. You can hate that institution all you like, but their moral teaching always makes good sense, always.

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Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by Nobody: 6:26pm On Mar 31, 2019
Truth of the matter is that aside spirituality ; masturbation is very unhealthy for men.
Just go on google and type "nofap" and you will see results.

When you masturbate and orgasm you lose a lot of vital nutrients and minerals that enable you to live a wonderful and sickness free lifestyle.
In short abstaining from senseless self pleasure is the key to life
Many men do not know that semen is a life force and masturbating anyhow depletes you in so many ways
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by femi4: 6:27pm On Mar 31, 2019
BlackHummer:


You are wrong. It is experience that informed my understanding.

Secondly, that something has draw backs does not make it sinful for instance, jumping from a very high tree for no reason is not sinful but harmful. Smoking cigarate is not a sin but it is harmful. Suicide is not a sin but definately not a good thing to do.

Real life experience: I have a friend, 35 to 36 years old, who is a medical doctor but sadly has a very serious case of halitosis and body odour. To compound the issue, the guy is not so attractive (I hate to say this but it is the sad truth). I don't think he has ever successfully wooed a lady, one would always feel his frustrations whenever topics on marriage came up. I have seen pieces of tissue paper mixed with semen that in a way smells of vaseline or body lotion in his trash bin but i have never for once brought it up to him. I simply look the other way. I am sure the 'righteous' people in church will say he deserves to go to hell because he has disobeyed God's law on immorality.

No one will go to hell because they masturbated. Masturbation is not a sin but like smoking and drinking, it is healthier to stop.
Now let me school you about its demerits

1. Addiction to Porn

2. Loss of erection at the middle of sex

3. Uninterested in sex or low sex drive

4. Lack of concentration at work

5. Unexplained headache

6. Neglecting your partner

7. Unnecessary weakness
Re: Rulling On Masturbation 2: The Stand Of The Catholic Church by femi4: 6:32pm On Mar 31, 2019
EmekaBlue:
I stopped doing that in d past...I noticed it makes u lazy on d real deal.

Now presently I got too much strength when i catch any fish
Exactly, those that have been there and out wouldn't argue about it

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