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Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by Hoodbilonia: 10:03pm On May 01, 2019
Mike tyson blow either single or double pack ...50kg +knockout banger double sound
And u funke..100kg plus black wetin
Abegi

Story
100kg of smelly fat
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by YoungAncient1: 10:04pm On May 01, 2019
Cloud007:
am sure you want to settle old scores with Tonto with this your advice. Yessssss Tonto can do it... throw the first Punch... grin
bros i dey my house o. If Tonto throw a punch and 110kg fall ontop her, i cannot come and carry somebody from another person body o. I don't even know how to write a Police statement.
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by harmbhrosz(m): 10:05pm On May 01, 2019
rychard:
Taekwando fighters don't go about yapping like little girls plus where you see 110kg pure muscles... typical Afonja tactics to brag out of fear
no single tribal comment has been on this matter, but here comes yours all in the spite of hate, later you'll claim nobody likes you people.

Shame on you
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by Tblesd: 10:27pm On May 01, 2019
rychard:
Taekwando fighters don't go about yapping like little girls plus where you see 110kg pure muscles... typical Afonja tactics to brag out of fear
Not 1,2 or 3 afonjas has ruled d world in boxing before and currently. Ask history from ur people if any of ur tribe has achieved ds feat. Chest beater oshi
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by chiedozie198100: 10:28pm On May 01, 2019
toprealman:
You girls can do a UFC for charity.
bros, charity no send them oo.

they should do it for the entire vaseline crew, so we can have something to use as focal point.
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by etrouble: 10:30pm On May 01, 2019
thesolutions:
A westerner has spoken and she is being cheered by fellow westerners and Lazy Cacumbeses. They have forgotten who Tonto Dike is. Funke will always have her say but Tonto will have her for breakfast.
Funke Adesiyan is an Ibadan girl. Every human being in Ibadan is a tout. 95% of area boys and agberos in Lagos are Ibadan indigenes. Most of the pick pockets in Lagos are either from Ibadan. All these ladies that sell alcohol in motor parks and those that hawk herbs mixed with alcohol are Ibadan girls. Even the outgoing governor of Oyo state that talks without thinking is an Ibadan tout. Please advice your sister Tonto Dikeh to give Funke a Jesus loves you sermon and track whenever Tonto meets Funke so that we won't see Tonto's fake bumbum and fake breasts liter all the ground.
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by Nobody: 10:37pm On May 01, 2019
Funkkkeeeeeeeeeee grin
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by neyobills: 10:39pm On May 01, 2019
Even though I'm not in support of toto but funky is a, funny goat,there is no real taekwondo Black Belter that will be really proud of been 150kg for Christs sake,you would rather be better off as a sumo wrestler than a taekwondo Black belter,im sure both Jackie Chan and jet Lee might not weight up to 150kg altogether,even AJ is a measly 115kg so Madam should change it to a sumo wrestler black better that's what fits the narrative better.

Many people from this part of the world think been fat is a sign of good living unfortunately it's the opposite.
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:39pm On May 01, 2019
Ekaka1:
110k of solid body muscles ke?.......funkeeeeeeee!!
Apostle must hear about this lie o cheesy
110kg female?

Definitely very obese.

For reference, Anthony Joshua weighs around 113kg.
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by nwadiuko1(m): 10:59pm On May 01, 2019
Bheewhy:
You are nothing but a dimwit. Nobody has a monopoly of indecorouse words. Just send your tribe mad woman to go and meet her and her tached comestic face will be dismantled.
make una no carry tribalism enter this sweet fight now..... tonto na my igbo girl but na useless girl wey dey yarn anyhow
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by Tareq1105: 11:00pm On May 01, 2019
Harrymig1:
110kg + Black belt ke? Tonto please don't go there.
Tonto is depressed.

Why Bobrisky no marry am?

You say the man no good, na you dey feed am, he no get money, he dey cheat on you, now you say na 1 minute man he be on top of a woman.

The man no respond, he just dey ignore you.

Now, you've exposed yourself to the level that one can easily conclude that you were the problem, you're the one that ruined your marriage.

Now, you don enter recession abi na depression den dey call am.

Se you see now say man dey important to a woman just like woman dey crucial in the life of a man.

How you wan do now? The man self e no see you.

Can you now see your emptiness?

As for Funke, no go near her o. True true she get Black Belt o. She go destroy all your packaging.
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by sweetrace(f): 11:15pm On May 01, 2019
The Funke should just stop the nonsense. If she is genuine with her advice, she should have approached Tonto privately. Here she is trying to use Tonto to trend. Who is she anyway?
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by stchinedu: 11:18pm On May 01, 2019
yettymuse:
Make I go do advert for this people post abeg
Mehn, that would be a good business strategy o
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by Dorlovito: 11:21pm On May 01, 2019
sweetrace:
The Funke should just stop the nonsense. If she is genuine with her advice, she should have approached Tonto privately. Here she is trying to use Tonto to trend. Who is she anyway?
God bless you dear, Funky Adesiyan attention seeker, you too want to trend that is why you decided to pick on Tonto, are you the only one that has notice her. Akporojust because you know she has a lot of followers
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by Codes151(m): 11:31pm On May 01, 2019
At 110kg, she fit lift her leg ?

Imagine she wan do JET LI
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by uncjay(m): 11:32pm On May 01, 2019
See mature response....


And for the record, Tonto pls stay clear ooo... wait I can be of help if you need someone to explain the meaning of "110kg raw muscles plus black belt"... Ha
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by Harrymig1(m): 11:35pm On May 01, 2019
cheesy
Tareq1105:
Tonto is depressed.

Why Bobrisky no marry am?

You say the man no good, na you dey feed am, he no get money, he dey cheat on you, now you say na 1 minute man he be on top of a woman.

The man no respond, he just dey ignore you.

Now, you've exposed yourself to the level that one can easily conclude that you were the problem, you're the one that ruined your marriage.

Now, you don enter recession abi na depression den dey call am.

Se you see now say man dey important to a woman just like woman dey crucial in the life of a man.

How you wan do now? The man self e no see you.

Can you now see your emptiness?

As for Funke, no go near her o. True true she get Black Belt o. She go destroy all your packaging.
cheesy cheesy angry
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by jaidi12(m): 11:39pm On May 01, 2019
uncjay:
See mature response....


And for the record, Tonto pls stay clear ooo... wait I can be of help if you need someone to explain the meaning of "110kg raw muscles plus black belt"... Ha

Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by vicadex07(m): 11:41pm On May 01, 2019
rychard:
Taekwando fighters don't go about yapping like little girls plus where you see 110kg pure muscles... typical Afonja tactics to brag out of fear
This one done turn am to Igbo versus Yoruba fight.

grin

Even if she no sabi taekwando, tonto is no match for her.

Na dat her fake boooobs and yanshh she go first burst before she finish am.

grin
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by jaidi12(m): 11:41pm On May 01, 2019

Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by vicadex07(m): 11:44pm On May 01, 2019
Tblesd:
Not 1,2 or 3 afonjas has ruled d world in boxing before and currently. Ask history from ur people if any of ur tribe has achieved ds feat. Chest beater oshi
You shouldn't even go far into history. Right now, the best heavyweight boxer in the world is Afonja.

grin
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by vicadex07(m): 11:48pm On May 01, 2019
Codes151:
At 110kg, she fit lift her leg ?
Imagine she wan do JET LI
She just has to sit on hergrin
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by gosmoney(m): 12:17am On May 02, 2019
KcMarShalL:
I dey tell you. She go dead, no be die sef. grin grin
lmao
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by Dankanu03(m): 1:04am On May 02, 2019
Funke u are right Tonto Dikeh is a disgrace to womanhood.
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by Benekruku(m): 1:37am On May 02, 2019
An nobody is dead yet

Cowards

This why I like Western needs. Someone's car would have been riddden with bullets
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by Benekruku(m): 1:42am On May 02, 2019
Structure na packaging

World trade Centre collapse and my Grandfather bungalow still solid gidigba for village. When better thing hit big structure, he go fall

Moreover, Tonto na Mile 3 Port Harcourt Babe. Product of UST for that matter. I pity Funke. Thier mentality is to come for major damage you never inagined, when E set.
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by baby124: 2:20am On May 02, 2019
Benekruku:
Structure na packaging

World trade Centre collapse and my Grandfather bungalow still solid gidigba for village. When better thing hit big structure, he go fall

Moreover, Tonto na Mile 3 Port Harcourt Babe. Product of UST for that matter. I pity Funke. Thier mentality is to come for major damage you never inagined, when E set.
I am sorry but I don’t think you want to fight street Yoruba girls. They fight men! Even the little girls fight like crazy and don’t back down. Tonto does not have a chance. You see them on the street fighting with conductors and area boys. She just needs to sit on Tonto and the end.

That is how one of my friends decided to fight a street friend who I knew had been fighting with men on the street from small. Just because we all now wear makeup and dress. I had to warn her not to include me in the fight because I know what that friend can do and the battles she has fought. Not everyone wearing makeup and dress is normal.
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by beejayphako(m): 4:58am On May 02, 2019
shadeyinka:
Tonto, abeg no use small punch receive big karate chop wey go rearrange the plastic surgery you did a few months ago.

Bikonu!

This anti Funke fit kill someone o!
110kg of solid muscle and black belt.

All my bone plus muscle no even reach 54kg and the only belt I dey use na imitation leather belt from aboki.


grin grin grin

Make I run comot for this thread
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by beejayphako(m): 4:58am On May 02, 2019
shadeyinka:
Tonto, abeg no use small punch receive big karate chop wey go rearrange the plastic surgery you did a few months ago.

Bikonu!

This anti Funke fit kill someone o!
110kg of solid muscle and black belt.

All my bone plus muscle no even reach 54kg and the only belt I dey use na imitation leather belt from aboki.


grin grin grin

Make I run comot for this thread
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by czaratwork: 5:17am On May 02, 2019
grin i laugh in Punjabi
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by femi4: 5:40am On May 02, 2019
Chubhie:
May the strongest stronger woman win grin Round one fight!
Re: Funke Adesiyan Fires Back, Says Tonto Dikeh Is A Depressed Woman by Burgerlomo: 6:07am On May 02, 2019
Abeg my pipu nah which cinema wan show Funke and Tonto fight grin
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