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dont wear ear ring.
dont plat Dada.
dont wear crazy jeans.
dont go to barber at night.
dont carry laptop.
dont dress anyhow.
try and tucking all d time.
dont spend too much in eatry.
as a single guy dont drive big car or lived in too expensive house.
always be with id card.

Hahahahaha.
Thanks but the above messages is not because of the Nigerian SARS

What type of stupid, nonsensical, moronic and empty reasoning is this?

Stay away from where two or more boys are operating laptop because maga is surely paying somewhere?

I can't believe someone will be this stupid to put up something like that.

No wonder Police carry una dey play anyhow simply because they already know say una no sabi anything.

I'm so irritated now seeing this.

In fact OP, if I were to be your father, today you will cease to be my son.

Nonsense.

bluefilm:
What type of stupid, nonsensical, moronic and empty reasoning is this?

Stay away from where two or more boys are operating laptop because maga is surely paying somewhere?

I can't believe someone will be this stupid to put up something like that.

No wonder Police carry una dey play anyhow simply because they already know say una no sabi anything.

I'm so irritated now seeing this.

In fact OP, if I were to be your father, today you will cease to be my son.

Nonsense.

Thank God you are not my father. My father would have seen sarcasm in this article and play smart.

Titto93:
In Nigeria there is no light in NEPA office.

People doing Glo sim registration uses MTN modem.

Startimes boss uses DSTV in his house.

University VC kids are in abroad.

Our president uses foreign hospital

That's not all,

Some Pastors have Alfas working for them; some Alfas are actually babalawo who can read Quran ��

Chairman of Okada Riders Association drives the latest jeep

NEPA Offices gives out Generators as Prizes to their best staff and Customers

In Lagos, Point A to B is N50 in the morning; While Point B to A is N350 in the Evening

Kogi State Governor lives in FCT Abuja ���

hahahaha

Point 5 is plain stupid.
I see 10 computer science students in a room, all with laptops spending hours on Python.
It's like saying since iPhone, fila and benz are Yahoo boys logo, I shouldn't buy them.

I don't engage in internet frauds and I have never been stopped by any SARS men. I've seen boys being bundled into SARS vehicles and they all have one thing in common: Attitude

fuckerstard:
People still dey go do night browsing for cafe? I doubt

All the night browsing wey i do, i no see any school gimme admission na only catalogue dem dey send to my po box.

Same here.....I still have them plenty at home

good evening fellow nairalanders, pls if you have the nnpc past questions and answers kindly mail it to me on gafarihammed224@gmail.com or WhatsApp: 08167739165 asap....God bless you as you do....one love

PotatoSalad:
Point 5 is plain stupid.
I see 10 computer science students in a room, all with laptops spending hours on Python.
It's like saying since iPhone, fila and benz are Yahoo boys logo, I shouldn't buy them.

I don't engage in internet frauds and I have never been stopped by any SARS men. I've seen boys being bundled into SARS vehicles and they all have one thing in common: Attitude

Attitude? Please explain sir

No 6. I no gree, when u try to be polite thats when they put u fear with their beating, u need to be brutal!

Ok guys I have to post this. Basically the best guide how to avoid problems with police. Works every time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

mrAMG2:
Attitude? Please explain sir

Pride, arrogance

omocalabar:
9) Avoid being a Nigerian
10) Dress like a fulani man

u be comedian

Na efcc op go mean for this thread oo.. sars no different from normal police.. even if u they didn't see u with laptop they can create one, shoot u in the leg and force u to admit it's for u.... Na only God hi Save us for this country oo. I rest my case..... Court!!!!!

Always have some money in your pocket . Incase they go haywire

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Weapon in their hands they begin to feel like God. The problem with sars begins with their training. You need to see the way them go dey command person, ontop him own right o.

You say make small boys no smoke weeds, when sars dey smoke am before mounting. You say make we dey polite when sar go dey ask infuriating questions like "you don chop? " abeg wetin concern sars with wetin i chop.

bluefilm:
What type of stupid, nonsensical, moronic and empty reasoning is this?

Stay away from where two or more boys are operating laptop because maga is surely paying somewhere?

I can't believe someone will be this stupid to put up something like that.

No wonder Police carry una dey play anyhow simply because they already know say una no sabi anything.

I'm so irritated now seeing this.

In fact OP, if I were to be your father, today you will cease to be my son.

Nonsense.

imagine dis nonsense na does useless sars b d crime,dirty set of human beings,anyway na dere next level b dat....make una enjoy am...

jaksmillioniar:
dont wear ear ring.
dont plat Dada.
dont wear crazy jeans.
dont go to barber at night.
dont carry laptop.
dont dress anyhow.
try and tucking all d time.
dont spend too much in eatry.
as a single guy dont drive big car or lived in too expensive house.
always be with id card.

What they fucck are you saying.
So may person nor enjoy he work of his hand.
Nothing you go do may dey nor go arrest you.
So may guy man dey on sleeve on a 24 bros wetin dey happen to you na.
Person come life cor disguse.
Lass lass ur yarnings nor dey game at all..
You nor get orientation one bit

juniorstar:
I have personally experienced no 5 as a student...during my undergrad days stayed in a big boys hostel filled with dudes who were riding benz..they changed these cars every 6 months..one thing about where i stayed was that we had 24 hrs light back then....so i got a call from my close pal who was typing his project where he stayed didnt get as much light as we did in our hostel and my next door neighbour was one coded guy...on that faithful day my close pals visited my crib..himself and some other of his close friends who wanted to charge their system and possibly slug it out on fifa. There were like 9 guys in my room. With the heat in the room i left them to the balcony and that was how i saw these sars guys come in a jeep into my hostel..i was not bothered cos i know i was clean but my door was open and my guys were busy on fifa. The sars guys were on my floor and they approached me and asked me which of tge cars belonged to me..i chuckled i said none of em but i was planning on getting one very soon.. the next thing they approached my neighbours door..their prime target( sure they must have gotten his profile frm his numerous extravagant clubbing in town) and the noise and argument coming from my room attracted them and that was how they got in and arrested my guys playing fifa. They asked for the owner of the room..things was already becoming really funny to me..i came forward and said i was the owner of the room and that they were here to charge their phones and laptop. They bundled us and drove us in a van and a jeep. On getting to the station we were asked to write statements and later asked to pay bribe that our case has been taken to the state headquarters that we needed to pay 100k. They were like we should cooperate cos if we dont they would plant something incriminating in my room. Long story short we slept in prison that night the next day my hostel lawyer intervened and were finally released the next day after we gave them 75k.

Wetin dey happen
Wetin dey happen
Ona just dey come they yarn opata for ground
Wetin dey sup bros.
Take am easy.
See Bros may I burst ur skero
Your story nor plum, you catch.

I Hate Fraud!! imagining doing bad things and still go to Church! oh my oh mine.



I LOVE GOD SERIOUSLY!

Rhymez:
5. Where two or more guys are operating laptop in a room, maga is definitely paying somewhere.

This is a very wrong statement. Do you realize that article writers gather together to write articles with each of them using his computer in the same location? What of web designers, programmers, and several other freelancers?

Stop reasoning backward. The world has gone beyond this nonsense of naming anyone that carries a laptop an internet fraudster. It is backward and stupid.

llooll...na true. I respect SARS

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Nos 3
Really
I mean are ae in 2007-2012
Nyt browsing sweet dah year
Chai

Cell or prison
Odeh

21Bandit:
Wetin dey happen
Wetin dey happen
Ona just dey come they yarn opata for ground
Wetin dey sup bros.
Take am easy.
See Bros may I burst ur skero
Your story nor plum, you catch.

Yeah, more like avoid driving flashy car
Avoid keeping fresh beard
Avoid looking fresh and handsome
Avoid driving around town with your phone
Just avoid being a well-doing Nigerian male.

On a side note, one sure way of landing yourself in sars trouble is by buying used phones , from hand to hand...

please tell us how to stay off from their accidental discharge and stray bullets also! very important!!

Lies.

If they don't find something on you they would surely plant.

How of my guy was caught some days back tho he had nothing on it cos it was a new phone. They stopped him with their usual bus asked him some questions . Next thing gimme your phone search search found nothing. Do you believe this guys sent Hangouts to his phone and told him if he doesn't cooperate they would implicate. Long story cut short he was taken to Their station . After much pleading they took 5k to realese him.

All they want is money either you are into it or not.

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