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Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by hopefulLandlord: 1:17pm On May 31, 2019
penocrat1:
If at your old age you still swallow Middle East literature and Folklore hook line and sinks,you are a brain washed religious sheeple
I'm proud of whatever label you give me
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by Ubdavis(m): 1:20pm On May 31, 2019
holygene:
Judge no man. Matt 7
Draw a thin line between judging and saying the truth. I just hope u are not....
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by Jowanson: 1:20pm On May 31, 2019
aycorporat:
Hopefulandlord, seems all these people quoting you are not getting the satire in your message. Explain to them
You are so funny.. grin..so you mean he is joker? Choi.. You eeh! Your own dey your body grin see gentle jab.
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by Nobody: 1:25pm On May 31, 2019
hopefulLandlord:
Those Christians that refuse to criticise pastors sleeping with their members are wise and know Yahweh's ways are highly mysterious. so mysterious that he might've commanded those pastors to sleep with their members and no one can question him. his wisdom, as the bible said, is like foolishness unto man

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh's ways are not our ways
its possible Yahweh instructed these pastors to sleep with their members. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what men talking to and hearing from a being of unlimited knowledge does. those criticising pastors that sleep with members should stop it Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh
Give people full context when you write. Onan's brother you are talking about was already dead without issue.

Why Did God Slay Onan (Genesis 38:3-10)?
The story of Onan, son of Judah, occurs in Genesis 38:3-10: "So [Shua, the wife of Judah] conceived and bore a son, and [Judah] called his name Er. She conceived again and bore a son, and she called his name Onan. . . .

Then Judah took a wife for Er his firstborn, and her name was Tamar. But Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD killed him. And Judah said to Onan, "Go in to your brother's wife and marry her, and raise up an heir to your brother."

But Onan knew that the heir would not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in to his brother's wife, that he emitted on the ground, lest he should give an heir to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD; therefore He killed him also."
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by Jowanson: 1:30pm On May 31, 2019
hopefulLandlord:
Those Christians that refuse to criticise pastors sleeping with their members are wise and know Yahweh's ways are highly mysterious. so mysterious that he might've commanded those pastors to sleep with their members and no one can question him. his wisdom, as the bible said, is like foolishness unto man

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh's ways are not our ways
its possible Yahweh instructed these pastors to sleep with their members. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what men talking to and hearing from a being of unlimited knowledge does. those criticising pastors that sleep with members should stop it Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh
No sarcasm here joor! His point was plain n simple. I refuse to see or notice any sarcasm in his post. It is his point at the end of his long Epistle that I see that God's ways are not our ways. I would have loved he told us the new testament perspective on this. Where Grace has taken over but with a question attached to it ..should we still abide in sin because Grace is sufficient for us?
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by naijacentric(m): 1:33pm On May 31, 2019
lamidebaby:
he was specifically attacking COZA pastor Fatoyinbo.
Don't make it about all pastors. Ever heard of Kumuyi or Olukoya or Adeboye sexually molesting female members of their congregation?
but kumuyi olukoya adeboye collects tithes dat makes dem thief na only adultery be sin ni
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by Connecticut: 1:44pm On May 31, 2019
holygene:
Judge no man. Matt 7
. But if it's TB Joshua matter you can judge? Only God will judge.
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by Charly68: 1:52pm On May 31, 2019
Keep exposing them Bros ..I welcome your newest resolution
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by antidote06: 2:26pm On May 31, 2019
holygene:
Judge no man. Matt 7
he nt judgind them,he is tellng them dat theyre doing wrong n sacriligeous.go n buy sense plz!
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by onadana: 2:26pm On May 31, 2019
GoTV:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, Timi Dakolo should shut his putrid mouth and stop blabbing like a castrated goat. When daddy freeze was pointing out the hypocrisy of we Christians and the charlatans parading as pastors and their fraudulent extortions in tithes and offering, this fool named dakolo was defending the Fatoyinbo's, the Oyedepo's and other pulpit fraudsters. As long as we Christians remain gullible and refuse to use our brains, we will remain at the mercy of these fraudulent god of men. Oyedepo said he was blessed because he donated his car to God and you idiot believed him despite attending several years of shiloh and sowings seeds with nothing to show but poverty. The fatoyinbo's and his young chaps are guy men in suits who would gladly sell blessings for the highest bidder and bang the hell out of curvaceous ladies in their parishes. These vagabonds are whom we Christians parades as leaders despite Jesus's warnings that in the LAST DAYS MANY WOULD PERFORM MIRACLES AND CALL MY NAME IN VAIN AND DECEPTION. No wonder we Christians are laughing stock amongst Muslims and other faiths. We really need a reorientation as Christians. I'm sad what the church has become sad
Are you sure you are born again?Your words don't potray that.
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by Jessepaid(m): 2:44pm On May 31, 2019
Very good
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by ensamy(m): 2:46pm On May 31, 2019
Every fornicator will Inherit the kingdom of Darkness.

Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by Realhommie(m): 2:54pm On May 31, 2019
Javenguf:
Do not judge a man of God. Leave that part to God
Who's a man of God??
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by PrincewithGod(m): 2:59pm On May 31, 2019
holygene:
Judge no man. Matt 7

Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by StevenOba: 3:12pm On May 31, 2019
True . I'll always can't understand that line of thinking.
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by Nobody: 3:13pm On May 31, 2019
onadana:
Are you sure you are born again?Your words don't potray that.
Very stupid comment. They are telling you your daddy will impregnate your daughters, wives and sisters and even mother's if you are not careful and you are still kicking. Take your wife and daughter to Coza and watch as Fatoyinbo and pastors blow the hell out of them. Mumu.
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by Javenguf: 3:32pm On May 31, 2019
Realhommie:
Who's a man of God??
Your Pastor is a Man of God
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by hopefulLandlord: 3:40pm On May 31, 2019
aycorporat:
Hopefulandlord, seems all these people quoting you are not getting the satire in your message. Explain to them
they can't get it even if satire slaps them right across the face
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by Bonapart(m): 4:03pm On May 31, 2019
hopefulLandlord:
Those Christians that refuse to criticise pastors sleeping with their members are wise and know Yahweh's ways are highly mysterious. so mysterious that he might've commanded those pastors to sleep with their members and no one can question him. his wisdom, as the bible said, is like foolishness unto man

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh's ways are not our ways
its possible Yahweh instructed these pastors to sleep with their members. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what men talking to and hearing from a being of unlimited knowledge does. those criticising pastors that sleep with members should stop it Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh
this terrible fool don resurface.

Where have you be shameless hediot
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by wman(m): 4:17pm On May 31, 2019
GoTV:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, Timi Dakolo should shut his putrid mouth and stop blabbing like a castrated goat. When daddy freeze was pointing out the hypocrisy of we Christians and the charlatans parading as pastors and their fraudulent extortions in tithes and offering, this fool named dakolo was defending the Fatoyinbo's, the Oyedepo's and other pulpit fraudsters. As long as we Christians remain gullible and refuse to use our brains, we will remain at the mercy of these fraudulent god of men. Oyedepo said he was blessed because he donated his car to God and you idiot believed him despite attending several years of shiloh and sowings seeds with nothing to show but poverty. The fatoyinbo's and his young chaps are guy men in suits who would gladly sell blessings for the highest bidder and bang the hell out of curvaceous ladies in their parishes. These vagabonds are whom we Christians parades as leaders despite Jesus's warnings that in the LAST DAYS MANY WOULD PERFORM MIRACLES AND CALL MY NAME IN VAIN AND DECEPTION. No wonder we Christians are laughing stock amongst Muslims and other faiths. We really need a reorientation as Christians. I'm sad what the church has become sad
Lalasticlala, Seun, Obinoscopy, Mynd44 and other mods,

Why haven't you banned this account. This guy pretends to be a Christian and spread evil comments on Christianity.

That's the sole aim of his account. You banned Christian from commenting on Muslim threads. Why should you allow this guy continue to impersonate a Christian and ruin our reputation?
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by onadana: 4:18pm On May 31, 2019
maryjames9:
Very stupid comment. They are telling you your daddy will impregnate your daughters, wives and sisters and even mother's if you are not careful and you are still kicking. Take your wife and daughter to Coza and watch as Fatoyinbo and pastors blow the hell out of them. Mumu.
God have mercy on you.You are so fustrated,you need help.You are filled with bitterness.Were your daughters,sisters,mother,and your wife forced to open their legs for the pastors,did they say they were raped?Life is a choice.They wanted it.
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by Nobody: 4:20pm On May 31, 2019
wman:
Lalastic.lala, Se.un, Obinos.copy, Myn.d44 and other mods,

Why haven't you banned this account. This guy pretends to be a Christian and spread evil comments on Christianity.

That's the sole aim of his account. You banned Christian from commenting on Muslim threads. Why should you allow this guy continue to impersonate a Christian and ruin our reputation?
Yen yen yen. I'm a Christian, if you don't like it, sniper is 450 naira
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by opara28(m): 4:31pm On May 31, 2019
Shut the Bleep up idiot before Amadioha strike you dead there.....What sort of foolish justification
hopefulLandlord:
Those Christians that refuse to criticise pastors sleeping with their members are wise and know Yahweh's ways are highly mysterious. so mysterious that he might've commanded those pastors to sleep with their members and no one can question him. his wisdom, as the bible said, is like foolishness unto man

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh's ways are not our ways
its possible Yahweh instructed these pastors to sleep with their members. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what men talking to and hearing from a being of unlimited knowledge does. those criticising pastors that sleep with members should stop it Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by sonofElElyon: 4:41pm On May 31, 2019
You have spoken from a position of antagonistic bias...
Totally ridiculous for you to suggest that Yahweh would sanction sexual sins which he has always frowned at.
Regarding Onan, the law then was for the brother to marry his late brother's wife and give her children that will be regarded as the late brother's children and continue his name... Oman broke the law.. We know that God isn't man and if there is wilful persistent and defying disobedience, His anger could be fiery... However because of His love for mankind, He sent Jesus who reconciled man with God and because of Jesus who forever intercedes and mediates between man and God, He (God) is now more than ever tolerant of and long-suffering towards,mankind, though He still judges.
Regarding Ezekiel, you intentionally "under informed". Ezekiel was a prophet of God sent to warn Israel of the judgement to come for their sins... He was instructed to warn Israel via various signs and parables... The prophet bears the burden of his people and sometimes has to stand in the gap to save his people.. This would require enduring unpleasant situations.. Christ himself died for mankind to save us from sin and the day of divine wrath to come.. You however intentionally chose to omit the fact that when Ezekiel complained about that sign he was to show the Israelites, God no longer required him to cook with human dung.
For Ahab and Pharaoh, let me say that God permitted them to be destroyed by lying and megalomaniacal spirits.. God is spoken of as doing what he permits to happen.. God handed them over to bad spirits and allowed those spirits to have unfettered control over them because their cup of iniquity was full and overflowing.... Ahab rejected the counsel of Elijah and chose to listen to Jezebel his wife.. Of course you know that Pharaoh was evil and enslaved, killed and afflicted the whole Hebrew nation...
In conclusion, I will say that in all probability you don't even believe that Yahweh exists.. To this, I say you are wrong... He does.. The thrice Holy God does exist and He is all powerful, all conquering and all loving.. Upon the proud and wicked he executes fiery judgement but has respect unto the humble and contrite in heart.. If a righteous man calls for God's judgement against the wicked, He will hear.. Let it be known this day that God is not mocked. whatsoever a man sows, he will eventually reap.. either here or in the hereafter.. his seed also sometimes partakes in the consequences... your sin will find you out.. say to the wicked ”it shall be ill with him”...... there is no peace saith my God to the wicked... God bless you



hopefulLandlord:
Those Christians that refuse to criticise pastors sleeping with their members are wise and know Yahweh's ways are highly mysterious. so mysterious that he might've commanded those pastors to sleep with their members and no one can question him. his wisdom, as the bible said, is like foolishness unto man

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh's ways are not our ways
its possible Yahweh instructed these pastors to sleep with their members. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what men talking to and hearing from a being of unlimited knowledge does. those criticising pastors that sleep with members should stop it Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by sonofElElyon: 5:09pm On May 31, 2019
the meaning is don't condemn anyone as being a reprobate who is beyond repentance and spiritual revival. it does not mean you cannot speak out against evil deeds... of course if you would reprove or rebuke, you should have the moral standing so that the person you are rebuking and those listening to you will take you serious.

quote author=holygene post=78888890]Judge no man. Matt 7[/quote]
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by hopefulLandlord: 5:45pm On May 31, 2019
Somzee:
Are you for real? I'm dissapointed.
disappointed in me for saying the undiluted truth?
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by hopefulLandlord: 5:48pm On May 31, 2019
opara28:
Shut the Bleep up idiot before Amadioha strike you dead there.....What sort of foolish justification
amadioha?
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by NEIGHBOUR(m): 5:52pm On May 31, 2019
Just check the name Fatoyinbo on Google and read some interesting stories about him. He is trying o. Lol.
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by darkelf: 5:55pm On May 31, 2019
LordPsalm:
And may your version of yahweh tell a pastor to rape ur 3years old daughter okay
Dude, he's obviously being sarcastic.

Can't you get it?
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by darkelf: 5:56pm On May 31, 2019
frowland:
So which god does Boko and ISIS listen to? How can you justify commands in the name of 'god'?
It was sarcasm ooo

Chain, Nigerians sef
Re: Timi Dakolo: "Your Pastor Commits Fornication, You Call It..." by darkelf: 5:59pm On May 31, 2019
aycorporat:
Hopefulandlord, seems all these people quoting you are not getting the satire in your message. Explain to them
As in, on a separate thread, an HR professional lamented about Nigerian graduates not being able to understand, read, write or even speak properly.

The fact that many people don't understand his sarcasm lends much credence to what that HR professional said. Its sad really huh
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