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Just because I don't go to church regularly ,some think that I don't know that it was Samson that killed Goliath. ��������

Mumu , his name was saka

godofuck231:
Mumu , his name was saka

mumu, you've never attended a single Sunday school lesson in church, lazy man
Op Joshua Killeth Goliath. I just verified it

frbona:
mumu, you've never attended a single Sunday school lesson in church, lazy man
Op Joshua Killeth Goliath. I just verified it

frbona:
mumu, you've never attended a single Sunday school lesson in church, lazy man
Op Joshua Killeth Goliath. I just verified it

god poo, lol we have died in the hands of David, we Don fail Sunday school, if he catches us we go collect sling shot for yash

I'm sure there's a section for jokes...

The Baddest King in Israel.

godofuck231:
Mumu , his name was saka

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His name was "Atamatase".

frbona:
mumu, you've never attended a single Sunday school lesson in church, lazy man
Op Joshua Killeth Goliath. I just verified it

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He was "Apanyan jare". Ogboju Ode ninu igbo Olodumare.

godofuck231:
;Dgod poo, lol we have died in the hands of David, we Don fail Sunday school, if he catches us we go collect sling shot for yash

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He even bleeped his neighbour's wife and killed her husband.

CrazyMan:
I'm sure there's a section for jokes...

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You hear that Kiddo01. Crazyman na your friend.

orisa37:
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You hear that Kiddo01. Crazyman na your friend.

Next level joke

orisa37:
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His name was "Atamatase".

Its jubril from Sudan

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Kiddo01:
Just because I don't go to church regularly ,some think that I don't know that it was Samson that killed Goliath. ��������

This is dumb. Thanos killed him with d infinity stones.
God=infinity
david=5 letters
david picked 5 stones.
Thanos needs 5 stones.
With all 5 infinity stones Thanos can do all things.
God can do all things.
Thanos was very powerful bf d stones.
But God is all powerful.
So thanos is not God.
But thanos sought infinite power, so thanos wanted to b God.
Therefore, thanos,is a disgruntled angel. Thanos,is satan. And the avengers, are the angels who kicked his behind.
So, in days of future past , david is thanos,in the OT, who used one infinity to slay Goliath. The stone that killed goliath was lodged in his head,getit? The stone that vision carried,the last stone,was lodged in his head! Now,see the blasphemy! Vision is goliath come to life!
After david killed goliath, he left the other four stones lying around in his satchel. But d isreali nation memorialized those objects by preserving them in the isreali museum. Together with goliath's belt, shield n spear.
But they left the giants head to the bird's until the satanic organization behind marvel came along and decided to resurrect him to life nd make him the good guy in d person of vision! (Woe to those who call evil good! Or darkness light!)
Notice,how one of d stones was in doctor fate's temple ? - a corruption of the jewish temple in d past.

Blasphemy!

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asalimpo:
This is dumb. Thanos killed him with d infinity stones.
God=infinity
david=5 letters
david picked 5 stones.
Thanos needs 5 stones.
With all 5 infinity stones Thanos can do all things.
God can do all things.
Thanos was very powerful bf d stones.
But God is all powerful.
So thanos is not God.
But thanos sought infinite power, so thanos wanted to b God.
Therefore, thanos,is a disgruntled angel. Thanos,is satan. And the avengers, are the angels who kicked his behind.
So, in days of future past , david is thanos,in the OT, who used one infinity to slay Goliath. The stone that killed goliath was lodged in his head,getit? The stone that vision carried,the last stone,was lodged in his head! Now,see the blasphemy! Vision is goliath come to life!
After david killed goliath, he left the other four stones lying around in his satchel. But d isreali nation memorialized those objects by preserving them in the isreali museum. Together with goliath's belt, shield n spear.
But they left the giants head to the bird's until the satanic organization behind marvel came along and decided to resurrect him to life nd make him the good guy in d person of vision! (Woe to those who call evil good! Or darkness light!)
Notice,how one of d stones was in doctor fate's temple ? - a corruption of the jewish temple in d past.

Blasphemy!

[/s] pass me that your weed abeg

frbona:
mumu, you've never attended a single Sunday school lesson in church, lazy man
Op Joshua Killeth Goliath. I just verified it

You get sense pass King Solomon

Automatic3444:
Next level joke

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Nnamdi Kanu will kill Jibril El-Sudan with a "Katapult".

Its jubril from Sudan(suicide straigth).


"Atamatase" is Yoruba. Nnamdi Kanu is Igbo. Jibril El-Sudan is a Consultant give and take to Saudis.