advocate666:


Intelligent reasoning is like a pungent wind to a godly person. Otem21:21

Lol, where do you find Otem 21:21
You should have called on me, let me give you an authentic reference from the Book of Universal History. Anyway, I like your quotation.

chinedumo:


I said are little hours ago. His bowels would be empty. His arrest and crucifixion were hours apart.
He was crucified 9 am.

While in Roman captivity, he could have asked to use the loo.

Jesus eats and uses the loo unless on long periods of fast.

Doing number 2 on the cross could be or couldn't be.

Like all of that matters. On death the sphincter muscles loosen, you think because you don't feel pressed or you haven't eaten since the last night that there is nothing in your bowels or bladder? And you think the man who was beaten and treated like a criminal and tortured was afforded the dignity of voiding his bowels while in captivity for less than 5hrs (during which he never even had a moment of respite)? Man you are really grasping for straws.

LordReed:


Like all of that matters. On death the sphincter muscles loosen, you think because you don't feel pressed or you haven't eaten since the last night that there is nothing in your bowels or bladder? And you think the man who was beaten and treated like a criminal and tortured was afforded the dignity of voiding his bowels while in captivity for less than 5hrs (during which he never even had a moment of respite)? Man you are really grasping for straws.

very much possible.

chinedumo:
very much possible.

Tell that to hospital nurses that have to take care of the soiled sheets of people on drip.

LordReed:


Tell that to hospital nurses that have to take care of the soiled sheets of people on drip.

What are the chances he also defecated in the grave?
What are the chances he defecated while Roman soldiers whipped him.
Plenty chance while he carried the Cross
Plenty chances pre cross, cross, post cross.

chinedumo:

What are the chances he also defecated in the grave?
What are the chances he defecated while Roman soldiers whipped him.
Plenty chance while he carried the Cross
Plenty chances pre cross, cross, post cross.

And now shift to absurdity. I am done with this conversation.

LordReed:


And now shift to absurdity. I am done with this conversation.

Dantedasz:

Where is that hit head on the wall picture, it is most appropriate at this point. LMAO!

LordReed:


And now shift to absurdity. I am done with this conversation.

Come on.
Creative thinking.

Why do you think surgeons insist you don't eat 6 hours before surgery?

Last supper to 9am crucifixion is more than 5 hours.
The women had to prepare his body for burial. clean him up isn't that right?

Like seriously are you missing the fact that Pilate sent him to Herod?
He could be pressed all that while.
Royals would expect some decency in their court. Shit smell together with flies is indecent.
Artful doger.
Bowel movement watcher.

LordReed:


Where is that hit head on the wall picture, it is most appropriate at this point. LMAO!

I warned you that the indoctrination is so strong that at times it feels like you are slamming your head against a brick wall.

There was a thread I was reading yesterday where one guy was assuring his audience that he is gonna have earth shattering sexx with Angel's when he gets to heaven. It was hilarious...

Dantedasz:


I warned you that the indoctrination is so strong that at times it feels like you are slamming your head against a brick wall.

There was a thread I was reading yesterday where one guy was assuring his audience that he is gonna have earth shattering sexx with Angel's when he gets to heaven. It was hilarious...

Wow, it seems the idea of sex in Christian heaven is beginning to get around. Link to the thread?

LordReed:


Wow, it seems the idea of sex in Christian heaven is beginning to get around. Link to the thread?

Sex with angels The impression I got was that GOD rewards faithful Christians with all the sex they missed on earth when they get to heaven. Like the Muslim thingy with virgin's...

Anyway here you are. ENJOY.

https://www.nairaland.com/5247102/there-sex-heaven

chinedumo:

What are the chances he also defecated in the grave?
What are the chances he defecated while Roman soldiers whipped him.
Plenty chance while he carried the Cross
Plenty chances pre cross, cross, post cross.

That god just shat everywhere.

MuttleyLaff:
True intelligent reasoning is pretending to be a fool, in front of a fool, the likes of advocate666 aka AlfaSeltzer, who pretends to be intelligent.

I don't pretend.

advocate666:


That god just shat everywhere.

I am more sure he bleed everywhere.

LordReed:


He supposedly ate the last supper so no he wasn't fasting.

When a person dies the sphincter muscles are loosed allowing piss and shit to escape. It is reasonable that if Jesus died on the cross that he did shit and piss in a similar manner.

The bible didn't give details of His body functions when he was hung.

But if its true that He passed out feaces just save us,I think He is glad he did it anyway.

Now The Man who probably poo on his body is coming back as a lion to devour those who pierced him and to defeat the enemy forever and ever.

lastmessenger:
The bible didn't give details of His body functions when he was hung.

But if its true that He passed out feaces just save us,I think He is glad he did it anyway.

Now The Man who probably poo on his body is coming back as a lion to devour those who pierced him and to defeat the enemy forever and ever.

Coming Soon™

chinedumo:


I am more sure he bleed everywhere.

What? He was menstruating as well?