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Pictured above is president Muhammadu Buhari and his Deputy, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo discussing at the presidential Chamber.

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Pastor, I heard a new footballer name has been adopted prom our social media space by Europeans, especially European pootballers ko?

Excellency, you mean COZARUGA?

buhari：yomi,which one u dey announce everywhere say no be you dey do ruga？

osubande： Oga abeg o i no do again ..

The two boss, next level things.

Captioning a picture or asking for 'likes and shares" on an issue or personality achieves nothing and changes Nothing. Time for young people of this country to be more constructively and dispassionately interrogative of emerging policy issues.

My sincere opinion, anyway!

Bubu: come osinbade why are you refusing the RUGA job.

Oshibande: Oga, emmm emmm you know emmm see as you know emmm

Are these men not aware about the suicide rates among Nigerians?They want to established ruga settlement when the economy and unemployment rate is at alarming rate.Why are these men so callous?

Is qwoza now another name for qwaruption?

House boy

Herdsmen President: why haven't you started taking lands and fencing them for the RUGA in the Southwest

Osinbajo: sir I am afraid of those IPOB living in Lagos, they will fight me

franchasng:
Herdsmen President: why haven't you started taking lands and fencing them for the RUGA in the Southwest

Osinbajo: sir I am afraid of those IPOB living in Lagos, they will fight me

Herdsmen president: but I have tagged then terrorist and silenced them with Python dance.

Osibanjo: sir those ipob cannot be defeated. Did you hear they have been invited by the UN to present their case?

Royal slave and his master

lastmessenger:
Herdsmen president: but I have tagged them terrorist and silenced them with Python dance.

Osibanjo: sir those ipob cannot be defeated. Did you hear they have been invited by the UN to present their case?

Herdsmen President: that is why you need to start the RUGA project very fast so that the other boys from Chad and Niger can come in fast and silence them forever

Osinbajo: but remember I am a Christian, your people will not spare me after they finish killing other Southern Christians, I am scared sir

Buhari : So Lawan and co wants to get N32.5bn as welcome package?

Osibanjo : Abeg, leave me out if it, average Nigerian youth that supposed to protest about it are busy protesting at COZA

franchasng:
Herdsmen President: that is why you need to start the RUGA project very fast so that the other boys from Chad and Niger can come in fast and silence them forever

Osinbajo: but remember I am a Christian, your people will not spare me after they finish killing other Southern Christians, I am scared sir

Herdsmen President: don't worry yomi,I will protect you but you must convert to Islam.
Osibanjo: I will think about it sir.

lastmessenger:
Herdsmen President: don't worry yomi,I will protect you but you must convert to Islam.
Osibanjo: I will think about it sir.

Herdsmen President: Yomi you don't need to think about it, every Nigerian will be rushing to convert to Islam by the time we are done with this RUGA project

Osinbajo: give me more time sir

President: All what I'm hearing from the media is
KOZA. What is this KOZA?
Osibanjo: That's corrupt version of RUGA

Oga and house boy

Osinbade: Ehhh! Baba I don't like what your boys are doing to me o! They said I am the one in charge of ruga settlements. I don't like it o! Ehhhh!

Dullardìnho: who I be de fiffle?

Failures

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Osinbajo: Oga I nor like how your people dey kill innocent Nigerians oo

Buhari: How e take concern you, you nor go mind your business, you don share trader money finish?

Osinbajo: No sir I just dey talk because my people don dey see me as dullard like you..

Buhari: Oh una wan snatch my tittle abi, see I need to assign you to more duty. Oya go US go talk any nonsense to divert their attention. Mumu

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Pictured above is president Muhammadu Buhari and his Deputy, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo discussing at the presidential Chamber.

Give your best captions

https://www.pressmanng.com/2019/06/caption-this-picture-of-president.html?m=1

Presidential mallam: come here ofemmanuu. I thought i told you to wash the presidential plates I used to eat.
Why haven't you?

Conehead houseboy: Oka, Oka maram say make I been come wash her payint and brassiere

oga and boy

Buhari wss like "did you read the news about Fatoyinbo? I tire for that guy o

Pick a better picture next time.

Buhari: Yemi.... Wetin we go about this COZA pastor and him choirister

Osibanjo:oga make we tell BBN naija people make them start fast

PMB - this one that every girl is claiming to have been "cozard" by one man of God or the other, hope you are not among them

osibanjo - no ooo, I've never "cozard" anyone before in my life