Please I need your advice, people….

I just got an invitation email for an interview tomorrow somewhere on the mainland

Meanwhile my office at the moment is somewhere in Victoria Island and my boss monitors us like children

Please, I urgently need a strong LIE/STORY to package for my boss to allow me leave the office, without suspecting my plan

I promise to compensate whoever has the strongest storyline

M

OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Call him tomorrow morning that your mom collapsed and that you've taken her to a clinic.

Hmmmm, that's strong

How about I won't be coming to work tmrw.

Migraine..... Check the symptoms online. Noone can verify if you act well. Nah your boss go dey beg u go house

Enuoyan:


Hmmmm, that's strong

Yea it is. But you must act like it's real, you know, the anxiety of one who really received such a message should be there in your body language, tone and mood.. It works like magic...

Serious running stomach should be enough. Then go to a chemist and buy like 500 Naira drugs to show him the next day. The call should be made by any of your siblings. Don't be the one to call. This is to show him how serious it is.

ifex370:
How about I won't be coming to work tmrw.

That will not work with my boss

kabayomi:
Migraine..... Check the symptoms online. Noone can verify if you act well. Nah your boss go dey beg u go house

Hmmmmm, thank you

OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Call him tomorrow morning that your mom collapsed and that you've taken her to a clinic.

Not good to lie about I'll health

Valleys:
Serious running stomach should be enough. Then go to a chemist and buy like 500 Naira drugs to show him the next day. The call should be made by any of your siblings. Don't be the one to call. This is to show him how serious it is.

Wooow, good one

Enuoyan:

That will not work with my boss

Whatever happens, you must still go for that interview tmrw oo...


I was in your shoes a few months back...


May God give you guidance.

stuff46:


Not good to lie about I'll health

I know, right?

Enuoyan:
Please I need your advice, people….

k.... Resume to duty next time and tell him, you resurrected

And what makes you think your boss is not on Nairaland noting all of the "suggestions"?

It's not everything you're supposed to bring online. Be smart. You should be able to handle these things yourself.

czarina:
And what makes you think your boss is not on Nairaland noting all of the "suggestions"?

It's not everything you're supposed to bring online. Be smart. You should be able to handle these things yourself.

BLUELemon:
tell him you died last night so can't come to work.... Resume to duty next time and tell him, you resurrected

OluwabuqqyYOLO:

I know, right?

stuff46:



Not good to lie about I'll health

Valleys:
Serious running stomach should be enough. Then go to a chemist and buy like 500 Naira drugs to show him the next day. The call should be made by any of your siblings. Don't be the one to call. This is to show him how serious it is.

kabayomi:
Migraine..... Check the symptoms online. Noone can verify if you act well. Nah your boss go dey beg u go house

YoungLionken:


Yea it is. But you must act like it's real, you know, the anxiety of one who really received such a message should be there in your body language, tone and mood.. It works like magic...

Thank you everyone (especially Ifex370 and except BLUELemon) for your lies and advice. Laslas, the interview went well, though many of us (about 25) were invited for just one position oo, but thy will shall be done eventually............................. waiting for the next stage