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I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by Enuoyan: 5:13pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Please I need your advice, people…. I just got an invitation email for an interview tomorrow somewhere on the mainland Meanwhile my office at the moment is somewhere in Victoria Island and my boss monitors us like children Please, I urgently need a strong LIE/STORY to package for my boss to allow me leave the office, without suspecting my plan I promise to compensate whoever has the strongest storyline |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 5:18pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
M 1 Like |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by Enuoyan: 5:23pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
OluwabuqqyYOLO: Hmmmm, that's strong |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by ifex370(m): 5:47pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
How about I won't be coming to work tmrw. 1 Like |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by kabayomi(m): 5:48pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Migraine..... Check the symptoms online. Noone can verify if you act well. Nah your boss go dey beg u go house 1 Like |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by YoungLionken(m): 5:50pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Enuoyan: Yea it is. But you must act like it's real, you know, the anxiety of one who really received such a message should be there in your body language, tone and mood.. It works like magic... 1 Like |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by Valleys(m): 5:54pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Serious running stomach should be enough. Then go to a chemist and buy like 500 Naira drugs to show him the next day. The call should be made by any of your siblings. Don't be the one to call. This is to show him how serious it is. 1 Like |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by Enuoyan: 5:57pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
ifex370:That will not work with my boss |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by Enuoyan: 5:58pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
kabayomi: Hmmmmm, thank you |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by stuff46(m): 5:59pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
OluwabuqqyYOLO: Not good to lie about I'll health 1 Like |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by Enuoyan: 5:59pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Valleys: Wooow, good one |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by ifex370(m): 6:02pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Enuoyan: Whatever happens, you must still go for that interview tmrw oo... I was in your shoes a few months back... May God give you guidance. 1 Like |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 8:30pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
stuff46:I know, right? |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by Nobody: 11:18pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Enuoyan:k.... Resume to duty next time and tell him, you resurrected |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by czarina(f): 1:54am On Jul 16, 2019 |
And what makes you think your boss is not on Nairaland noting all of the "suggestions"? It's not everything you're supposed to bring online. Be smart. You should be able to handle these things yourself. 1 Like |
Re: I Have An Interview Tomorrow, How Do I Lie To My Boss? by Enuoyan: 4:41pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
czarina: BLUELemon: OluwabuqqyYOLO: stuff46: Valleys: kabayomi: YoungLionken: Thank you everyone (especially Ifex370 and except BLUELemon) for your lies and advice. Laslas, the interview went well, though many of us (about 25) were invited for just one position oo, but thy will shall be done eventually............................. waiting for the next stage |
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