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Logobenz2:
Just send me a pm so I can show you where you will be staying when/if you eventually come
You won't be disappointed trust me.

Hian, Lol at show her where she will be staying, Una go kill person with laugh for Nairaland.com

OGA! I stay in PH too oh!
Even when I was a tenant, none of us wash our car talk less of digging sand or cleaning the compound. Sanitation day of course there's no movement but I still didn't clean the compound because we had someone doing it. We don't even on our generators.Just admit you stay in a shîthole estate and stop lying. Mr all the females in my family drive Benz.

Logobenz2:
here in phc,once every fsecond abi third Saturday of the month is state sanitation where movement is restricted throughout the state and occupants of every household are required by law to come out make their environment clean.
It's a state thing where people don't move that day till 10am!
So I hardly go out to do any work on these days,I go just stay indoors till 10 am then I move out when task force people have left!
And also,I don't associate with none of these people.i don't attend meetings,IVs,etc...probably that's where all the beef is from
Just holla me ify whenever you are in phc so we will have a pillow talk(after you know what ) on how you too can start making your 13k on drainage dirt removal.

Is this the guy that brags about having Benz, well traveled, all the female in his family are made blabla....

This dude wey sub me one time like that..

Please don't say Yes!!!... Please... From the comments I'm thinking this is nwanne (not sure I spelt that correctly).

Ha! Inside life. Do you reside in Nigeria? Did you actually pack gutter? As in them gee you shovel to pack gutter? And you sold for 13k (naira or dollar)? No pun intended, I just want to be sure..

I come in peace

spongeisback:
OGA! I stay in PH too oh!
Even when I was a tenant, none of us wash our car talk less of digging sand or cleaning the compound. Sanitation day of course there's no movement but I still didn't clean the compound because we had someone doing it. We don't even on our generators.Just admit you stay in a shîthole estate and stop lying. Mr all the females in my family drive Benz.

bros No make noise.
Let's post pictures of where we live so everyone be the judge.
I am waiting.
Actually,all the females in my family drive mercedes
Mom's 65th birthday is coming soon and my immediate older sister just bought her an ML 350 4matic 2016 model.
And you know what?she is topping it to her list of exotics;
2014 range rover autobiography long wheelbase.
2011 jaguar xj
2016 Mercedes Benz s class w222
2009 land rover hse.
Some people were born with GOLDEN SPOON nigga,no offense if na that one dey pain you.
So bros,use your time wisely so your kids can brag about coming from a family like mine.The affluence weh dey there dey excess.
If you need pictures,let me know.of course you've gotta show yours too.
See the Face me I face you estate according to your stupid ass

yettymuse:
Is this the guy that brags about having Benz, well traveled, all the female in his family are made blabla....

This dude wey sub me one time like that..

Please don't say Yes!!!... Please... From the comments I'm thinking this is nwanne (not sure I spelt that correctly).

Ha! Inside life. Do you reside in Nigeria? Did you actually pack gutter? As in them gee you shovel to pack gutter? And you sold for 13k (naira or dollar)? No pun intended, I just want to be sure..

I come in peace

yes o.i actually pack sand very hard that day.
But how it ended made me smile and I learnt a lesson that day.
At times you've gotta ignore problems not because you can't fight,but it's not just worth it!
Peace out here too and Yes,I own a Merc and a lexus
Nwanneni

Golden spoon ko wooden spoon ni

See this fuck3r uploading a picture of a street to boast. I stay in my OWN house and I employ people to clean up before and after me. See this one listing cars still you're staying in a rented apartment. You were born with a Golden spoon but you went to Europe illegally and smuggling, you were born with a golden spoon but your father can't even fend for himself. Your mother has all the cars you listed still your father left her asssssssss.


OH AND WE'RE IN 2019 MAYBE YOU AND YOUR MERCEDES DRIVING SISTERS CAN PULL TOGETHER AND BUY YOUR MOM A 2019 CAR OR ATLEAST 2017.

Logobenz2:
bros No make noise.
Let's post pictures of where we live so everyone be the judge.
I am waiting.
Actually,all the females in my family drive mercedes
Mom's 65th birthday is coming soon and my immediate older sister just bought her an ML 350 4matic 2016 model.
And you know what?she is topping it to her list of exotics;
2014 range rover autobiography long wheelbase.
2011 jaguar xj
2016 Mercedes Benz s class w222
2009 land rover hse.
Some people were born with GOLDEN SPOON nigga,no offense if na that one dey pain you.
So bros,use your time wisely so your kids can brag about coming from a family like mine.The affluence weh dey there dey excess.
If you need pictures,let me know.of course you've gotta show yours too.
See the Face me I face you estate according to your stupid ass

Brother calm down biko..You actually brag too much.
Even if you have so much,must you announce it mr rich man?

spongeisback:
Golden spoon ko wooden spoon ni

See this fuck3r uploading a picture of a street to boast. I stay in my OWN house and I employ people to clean up before and after me. See this one listing cars still you're staying in a rented apartment. You were born with a Golden spoon but you went to Europe illegally and smuggling, you were born with a golden spoon but your father can't even fend for himself. Your mother has all the cars you listed still your father left her asssssssss.

see this one lol.
I left Africa at 19 to hustle,so yeah I will definitely make some mistakes.
Smuggling?look let me tell you,there is no business like the smuggling business.take it from me.
On a goodnight,I make more than some people's annual salaries and guess what,I still have all the time in the world to enjoy myself well well...when I see all them 9-5 people making mouth and shouting work work work ehn,I just laugh like they are crazy.ndi work
Your own house?so because I don't own a residence means to you that I don't own properties?
So all landlords are richer than their tenants according to your logic ba?mtcheew.
Also Yes,my mom is a VERY RICH WOMAN.you can go and die if it pains You,I don't care
You might think you are so anonymous but I will advise you to watch the things you say about my family!it's all fun and games until someone gets killed.
I don tell you my own!

Logobenz2:
see this one lol.
I left Africa at 19 to hustle,so yeah I will definitely make some mistakes.
Smuggling?look let me tell you,there is no business like the smuggling business.take it from me.
On a goodnight,I make more than some people's annual salaries and guess what,I still have all the time in the world to enjoy myself well well...when I see all them 9-5 people making mouth and shouting work work work ehn,I just laugh like they are crazy.ndi work
Your own house?so because I don't own a residence means to you that I don't own properties?
So all landlords are richer than their tenants according to your logic ba?mtcheew.
Also Yes,my mom is a VERY RICH WOMAN.you can go and die if it pains You,I don't care
You might think you are so anonymous but I will advise you to watch the things you say about my family!it's all fun and games until someone gets killed.
I don tell you my own!

dude why are you so foolish, why threatening someone online with death, how much do you have that you are bragging all over the internet, your entire networth could be someone's else daily expenses. Even if you're are the richest person in the world, not everyone gives a fvck, everyone feeds themselves, everyone has their lives to live and please do fvck off, all your comment on this thread irritates, you are just a motherfvcking bragger.

See this one oh. What family? No be you wash your pant dry outside? You can't even threaten me. You're a noisemaking low life. I am in PH do your worst. Your mother should sell one of her expired vehicle and buy you sense. Money she couldn't use to buy your lazy father's love.

Don't mind the dunce. He should fix a date.
Always talking like a fool. he doesn't have shït. He's just a criminal.

BigJoe19:
dude why are you so foolish, why threatening someone online with death, how much do you have that you are bragging all over the internet, your entire networth could be someone's else daily expenses. Even if you're are the richest person in the world, not everyone gives a fvck, everyone feeds themselves, everyone has their lives to live and please do fvck off, all your comment on this thread irritates, you are just a motherfvcking bragger.

spongeisback:
See this one oh. What family? No be you wash your pant dry outside? You can't even threaten me. You're a noisemaking low life. I am in PH do your worst. Your mother should sell one of her expired vehicle and buy you sense. Money she couldn't use to buy your lazy father's love.

let's Make a date then.
I am in phc now.Where and how do we meet?

OGA come to Rumuola. Wait for me at that hotel by the flyover. When you get there lemme know.

Logobenz2:
let's Make a date then.
I am in phc now.Where and how do we meet?

spongeisback:
OGA come to Rumuola. Wait for me at that hotel by the flyover. When you get there lemme know.

drop phone number.I go wait for you say who you be?
I go call you when I reach there.

Grabs popi corn .



La showdown le grande

OGA I am waiting oh. Am in the bush bar. Come I want to show you something. It's past 6.

Logobenz2:
drop phone number.I go wait for you say who you be?
I go call you when I reach there.

spongeisback:
OGA I am waiting oh. Am in the bush bar. Come I want to show you something. It's past 6.

drop phone number so I call you before coming.
It's that simple

Logobenz1:
So I live in a cool neighbourhood In a compound that has 4 apartments.
Usually,I don't associate with no one in that building.I live my life minding my business most times.
Usually indoors,play some music and have my guys at my house most times.
So there is this lunatic that lives upstairs directly above me whose children makes all sort of noises that disturbs me and even at night too.
I endured till I couldn't take it any longer and I decided to go meet him and calmly explained to him how uncomfortable his kids make my house for me.
So he acted rudely that day and I decided to forget about it.
Since then he has been hating on my ass and left his parking space and came to mine instead and always block me all the time
I ignored and didn't complain since I have 2 cars,I just leave one outside and the other inside so when he blocks me,I just pick the one outside and move and I no longer have to go call him to come move for me to pass to avoid trouble.
So today was state sanitation,I honestly had no idea like i don't most times and I was inside trying to make some breakfast and this lunatic came and started banging on my door.
I went to the door,peeped and saw him and didn't bother opening.
He left and after a while,my adjacent mature neighbour came and knocked politely,saw him and opened up the door.
He greeted and was explaining to me that today is sanitation and everyone has to come and do some work outside and all,I was still trying to tell him how I wasn't informed prior to that when the lunatic came and started ranting saying all sorts of things like;
Who do I think I am,that everyone here is tgis or that so he wonders what makes me think i am better bla bla bla and he even called me little shit
I wanted to punch him so bad but I held myself and ignored,slammed the door at their faces and went back in.
Then after a while,one offshore guy who lives upstairs came and talked to me unto guymen levels that I shouldn't let this cause issues and that I can just come along with him and we just show some presence and come back in.
He is someone I respect a lot even though we don't relate so I changed into some work shorts and t-shirts and head out with him.
On getting there,they had already shared work and the only one left was who was going to dig sand out of the gutters.
From nowhere the lunatic came and handed me a shovel and was really excited to show me where to dig.
I just smiled and took the shovel and ignored most of his body language and entered the drainage and started doing my thing. sometimes you've gotta show maturity to some people to make them know you are the bigger person.
So I digged and poured a whole lot of sand from the drainage and freed it for water to flow easily.
Dropped their shovel,smoked my cigarette and went back in to sleep a little.
Then after like 4hrs I got a knock on my door from the offshore guy upstairs.
Went to check and he told me some people are outside looking for me that they want to buy the dirt outside to fill one foundation like that and all.
Went there after every negotiation,they concluded on paying me 13k for it and loaded it themselves
I collected my dough,the offshore guy said eye weh see must chop and all so I handed him 3k and went in with 10k for my work lol
N.a. so the guy dey look me like winch as I dey bounce dey go back inside my house with my dough lol.
I kuku use the money go buy myself some beer come stock my fridge.no time for nonsense abeg.
But I am putting a close eye on that fool and the day e go enter,I no go show any mercy since he wants to tempt me.smh for some people

I don't believe in jazz, but I will make an exception for you. Take me to your jazz man

ornicus:
I don't believe in jazz, but I will make an exception for you. Take me to your jazz man

lol me sef no believe in jazz o!
I was shocked walahi.
The mad guy upstairs just dey shame anyhow because that other guy I give 3k go tell am say we sell that sand o just to mock am
Anytime e see me e dey shock and I dey always make sure say I piss am off these days by going outside to smoke very early in the morning
I know he takes offence because na deeper life member and e dey always carry e children so they see a neighbour smoking
I just dey wait make e complain make I punch am

Logobenz2:
lol me sef no believe in jazz o!
I was shocked walahi.
The mad guy upstairs just dey shame anyhow because that other guy I give 3k go tell am say we sell that sand o just to mock am
Anytime e see me e dey shock and I dey always make sure say I piss am off these days by going outside to smoke very early in the morning
I know he takes offence because na deeper life member and e dey always carry e children so they see a neighbour smoking
I just dey wait make e complain make I punch am

Bros no let devil use you oh. You won punch and? What if his dealing with some illness, Bros no go allow jail call ur name. Just ignore the man abeg.

peacefulhome:
Bros no let devil use you oh. You won punch and? What if his dealing with some illness, Bros no go allow jail call ur name. Just ignore the man abeg.

I wasn't serious about punching him o lol.
I am huge so people get intimidated when they see me but single air no dey
The last time I fought was like 10 years ago with my immediate older sister.

Look at this local fowl... E pain you reach to threaten death ontop wetin?? nawa oh. you need to get your head checked. and she said the truth. it's only is face me I slap you places where they usually appoint caretaker to share work and wash toilet that make the tenants clean the estate surroundings. even not so posh estates do not do that shït.

Logobenz2:
see this one lol.
I left Africa at 19 to hustle,so yeah I will definitely make some mistakes.
Smuggling?look let me tell you,there is no business like the smuggling business.take it from me.
On a goodnight,I make more than some people's annual salaries and guess what,I still have all the time in the world to enjoy myself well well...when I see all them 9-5 people making mouth and shouting work work work ehn,I just laugh like they are crazy.ndi work
Your own house?so because I don't own a residence means to you that I don't own properties?
So all landlords are richer than their tenants according to your logic ba?mtcheew.
Also Yes,my mom is a VERY RICH WOMAN.you can go and die if it pains You,I don't care
You might think you are so anonymous but I will advise you to watch the things you say about my family!it's all fun and games until someone gets killed.
I don tell you my own!

drginger:
Lol, please go to the crasy guys house knock tell him the story and give him 1k,after all na him help you with shovel,, I swear the guy no go sleep well

logobenz,please do this

Logobenz1:
So I live in a cool neighbourhood In a compound that has 4 apartments.
Usually,I don't associate with no one in that building.I live my life minding my business most times.
Usually indoors,play some music and have my guys at my house most times.
So there is this lunatic that lives upstairs directly above me whose children makes all sort of noises that disturbs me and even at night too.
I endured till I couldn't take it any longer and I decided to go meet him and calmly explained to him how uncomfortable his kids make my house for me.
So he acted rudely that day and I decided to forget about it.
Since then he has been hating on my ass and left his parking space and came to mine instead and always block me all the time
I ignored and didn't complain since I have 2 cars,I just leave one outside and the other inside so when he blocks me,I just pick the one outside and move and I no longer have to go call him to come move for me to pass to avoid trouble.
So today was state sanitation,I honestly had no idea like i don't most times and I was inside trying to make some breakfast and this lunatic came and started banging on my door.
I went to the door,peeped and saw him and didn't bother opening.
He left and after a while,my adjacent mature neighbour came and knocked politely,saw him and opened up the door.
He greeted and was explaining to me that today is sanitation and everyone has to come and do some work outside and all,I was still trying to tell him how I wasn't informed prior to that when the lunatic came and started ranting saying all sorts of things like;
Who do I think I am,that everyone here is tgis or that so he wonders what makes me think i am better bla bla bla and he even called me little shit
I wanted to punch him so bad but I held myself and ignored,slammed the door at their faces and went back in.
Then after a while,one offshore guy who lives upstairs came and talked to me unto guymen levels that I shouldn't let this cause issues and that I can just come along with him and we just show some presence and come back in.
He is someone I respect a lot even though we don't relate so I changed into some work shorts and t-shirts and head out with him.
On getting there,they had already shared work and the only one left was who was going to dig sand out of the gutters.
From nowhere the lunatic came and handed me a shovel and was really excited to show me where to dig.
I just smiled and took the shovel and ignored most of his body language and entered the drainage and started doing my thing. sometimes you've gotta show maturity to some people to make them know you are the bigger person.
So I digged and poured a whole lot of sand from the drainage and freed it for water to flow easily.
Dropped their shovel,smoked my cigarette and went back in to sleep a little.
Then after like 4hrs I got a knock on my door from the offshore guy upstairs.
Went to check and he told me some people are outside looking for me that they want to buy the dirt outside to fill one foundation like that and all.
Went there after every negotiation,they concluded on paying me 13k for it and loaded it themselves
I collected my dough,the offshore guy said eye weh see must chop and all so I handed him 3k and went in with 10k for my work lol
N.a. so the guy dey look me like winch as I dey bounce dey go back inside my house with my dough lol.
I kuku use the money go buy myself some beer come stock my fridge.no time for nonsense abeg.
But I am putting a close eye on that fool and the day e go enter,I no go show any mercy since he wants to tempt me.smh for some people

I can imagine how they will drag who is going to dig that gutter in the next sanitation

Logobenz1:
So I live in a cool neighbourhood In a compound that has 4 apartments.
Usually,I don't associate with no one in that building.I live my life minding my business most times.
Usually indoors,play some music and have my guys at my house most times.
So there is this lunatic that lives upstairs directly above me whose children makes all sort of noises that disturbs me and even at night too.
I endured till I couldn't take it any longer and I decided to go meet him and calmly explained to him how uncomfortable his kids make my house for me.
So he acted rudely that day and I decided to forget about it.
Since then he has been hating on my ass and left his parking space and came to mine instead and always block me all the time
I ignored and didn't complain since I have 2 cars,I just leave one outside and the other inside so when he blocks me,I just pick the one outside and move and I no longer have to go call him to come move for me to pass to avoid trouble.
So today was state sanitation,I honestly had no idea like i don't most times and I was inside trying to make some breakfast and this lunatic came and started banging on my door.
I went to the door,peeped and saw him and didn't bother opening.
He left and after a while,my adjacent mature neighbour came and knocked politely,saw him and opened up the door.
He greeted and was explaining to me that today is sanitation and everyone has to come and do some work outside and all,I was still trying to tell him how I wasn't informed prior to that when the lunatic came and started ranting saying all sorts of things like;
Who do I think I am,that everyone here is tgis or that so he wonders what makes me think i am better bla bla bla and he even called me little shit
I wanted to punch him so bad but I held myself and ignored,slammed the door at their faces and went back in.
Then after a while,one offshore guy who lives upstairs came and talked to me unto guymen levels that I shouldn't let this cause issues and that I can just come along with him and we just show some presence and come back in.
He is someone I respect a lot even though we don't relate so I changed into some work shorts and t-shirts and head out with him.
On getting there,they had already shared work and the only one left was who was going to dig sand out of the gutters.
From nowhere the lunatic came and handed me a shovel and was really excited to show me where to dig.
I just smiled and took the shovel and ignored most of his body language and entered the drainage and started doing my thing. sometimes you've gotta show maturity to some people to make them know you are the bigger person.
So I digged and poured a whole lot of sand from the drainage and freed it for water to flow easily.
Dropped their shovel,smoked my cigarette and went back in to sleep a little.
Then after like 4hrs I got a knock on my door from the offshore guy upstairs.
Went to check and he told me some people are outside looking for me that they want to buy the dirt outside to fill one foundation like that and all.
Went there after every negotiation,they concluded on paying me 13k for it and loaded it themselves
I collected my dough,the offshore guy said eye weh see must chop and all so I handed him 3k and went in with 10k for my work lol
N.a. so the guy dey look me like winch as I dey bounce dey go back inside my house with my dough lol.
I kuku use the money go buy myself some beer come stock my fridge.no time for nonsense abeg.
But I am putting a close eye on that fool and the day e go enter,I no go show any mercy since he wants to tempt me.smh for some people

Nice write-up man... Your coolness really reflects in the way you write