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Wonders they say can never end.
We just rented an apartment that comes with an even hall.
While working today to repair the podium, we saw two eggs and a knife carefully placed under the podium.

These couldn't have gotten there by chance, as it is a closed podium. Someone placed it there and I'm yet to know why.

NB. The previous tenant is a popular church.

Brother a miracle just happened and you are complaining. Where in Nigeria will you ask for egg and the person will still provide knife for slicing onions. No where.

Oga fry the egg use plenty pepper and tomatoes. Add onions put small Maggi. All is in order be that.

Fear fear op. Those days for my estate we dey see sacrifice for our gate with plenty food and wads of cash. The first day we move am.me and my guy share am.second day same thing.oboy na so we turn there to our ATM o. We come even know the time wey the man dey drop the sacrifice. Sometimes we dey reach there before the man sef. Before e drop am we don move am share am for him presence. The man tire for our matter change location. We still track am. So fear not. Break eggs fry am.

Pray and break the eggs. If power no reach you throway each for different location without breaking.

Use the knife to break the eggs, then fry and chop the eggs. What else do you want again? Tips on how to fry an egg?

African science

Somebody forgot to go with it.

The power is dead. Simply call a woman on her period to urinate on the eggs and throw them away. The owner will either kpeme or goes 'viral".

Op I am sure tonight the owner will just nicodemusly visit you.

Shibaraba:
Brother a miracle just happened and you are complaining. Where in Nigeria will you ask for egg and the person will still provide knife for slicing onions. No where.

Oga fry the egg use plenty pepper and tomatoes. Add onions put small Maggi. All is in order be that.

Fear fear op. Those days for my estate we dey see sacrifice for our gate with plenty food and wads of cash. The first day we move am.me and my guy share am.second day same thing.oboy na so we turn there to our ATM o. We come even know the time wey the man dey drop the sacrifice. Sometimes we dey reach there before the man sef. Before e drop am we don move am share am for him presence. The man tire for our matter change location. We still track am. So fear not. Break eggs fry am.

What's the new location?

Biko I need money

Crazy world!!

As a Tiler, i've seen lots of stuff in churches n mosques. We are all into games. If u chose to believe them good for you.