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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KennethNnolim(m): 3:24pm On Aug 18, 2019
Advice to those intending to join the military.

Don't let unemployment drive u to join the Armed Forces. The overriding reasons should be passion to serve and deep love for the nation. Without the overriding reasons, you become a problem to the military, your family and yourself. Furthermore when the reality of combat comes, you would refuse to face it. The military is service to the nation and humanity not an employment outfit for everyone, which requires courage and strong desire to give your all...This should not sound as a demoralisation to those who applied. But those that reason well will understand...
#GodBlessNigeria
#GodBlessTheArmedForces
#GodBlessAllAgenciesCarryingArms

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 3:35pm On Aug 18, 2019
KennethNnolim:
Advice to those intending to join the military.

Don't let unemployment drive u to join the Armed Forces. The overriding reasons should be passion to serve and deep love for the nation. Without the overriding reasons, you become a problem to the military, your family and yourself. Furthermore when the reality of combat comes, you would refuse to face it. The military is service to the nation and humanity not an employment outfit for everyone, which requires courage and strong desire to give your all...This should not sound as a demoralisation to those who applied. But those that reason well will understand...
#GodBlessNigeria
#GodBlessTheArmedForces
#GodBlessAllAgenciesCarryingArms
Loud am well!!!! especially for those that will come and occupy space during interview only for them to say they're not doing again. Most especially our Igbo and Yoruba brethren that will come and waste slot for their states and zones.
Many will apply upon being shortlisted they will say they're not turning up for screening, last exercise was a mess. If you know say you no go show I take God beg una make una no even apply come begin waste slot.
But one thing remains sacrosanct everyone must die, how you die is what makes you a man.
Gracias.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by samobaba4u(m): 4:36pm On Aug 18, 2019
KODACK:


Yes.

Army accepts tear leather and tokunbo.
Army does not accepts after one or multiple accidents grin

You no serious, who be toku bo? grin
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dammysmart: 4:41pm On Aug 18, 2019
ugo4u:

Loud am well!!!! especially for those that will come and occupy space during interview only for them to say they're not doing again. Most especially our Igbo and Yoruba brethren that will come and waste slot for their states and zones.
Many will apply upon being shortlisted they will say they're not turning up for screening, last exercise was a mess. If you know say you no go show I take God beg una make una no even apply come begin waste slot.
But one thing remains sacrosanct everyone must die, how you die is what makes you a man.
Gracias.
Yea man I was expectant of my call too last recruitment when many igbos to be precise deserted the selection camp thus leading to the Army inviting people by phone call. Please I'm louding it more, if you no get the mind no apply biko. don't waste slot for us, I personally if I dont get into the military I dont think I'm fulfilled as a person. I keep resigning from civil jobs like seresere cos I know its not my way. I'm not giving up in this recruitment for if I don't make the list again I'll still apply till I'm out of age. Guard up coursemates!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Estringx(m): 4:51pm On Aug 18, 2019
I started training yesterday, it's like I want to die. After running round the field 8 times yesterday, I increased it to 10 times to day. Since morning, I don't get myself. My body is aching me plus headache. It's not funny at all. Please if you don't have the gut and mind, don't even try to fill any form. Abeg!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 4:59pm On Aug 18, 2019
Estringx:
I started training yesterday, it's like I want to die. After running round the field 8 times yesterday, I increased it to 10 times to day. Since morning, I don't get myself. My body is aching me plus headache. It's not funny at all. Please if you don't have the gut and mind, don't even try to fill any form. Abeg!

cheesy I have made it a habit of completing at least 3.7km every morning. Just working on trying to complete 4km in atmost 18mins. Not easy but Morale is high grin
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Estringx(m): 5:02pm On Aug 18, 2019
Prudent5217:


cheesy I have made it a habit of completing at least 3.7km every morning. Just working on trying to complete 4km in atmost 18mins. Not easy but Morale is high grin
It's not funny bro.... I'm not okay I swear! Body is killing me
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by zeeace(m): 5:44pm On Aug 18, 2019
please guys I wish to inquire, can i use my phone to upload my documents?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Handsomebb: 5:46pm On Aug 18, 2019
Estringx:
I started training yesterday, it's like I want to die. After running round the field 8 times yesterday, I increased it to 10 times to day. Since morning, I don't get myself. My body is aching me plus headache. It's not funny at all. Please if you don't have the gut and mind, don't even try to fill any form. Abeg!
Lol.....I can comprehend, last enlistment I developed knee injury for severe jogging.
All for the passion but it's worth it.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Handsomebb: 5:47pm On Aug 18, 2019
zeeace:
please guys I wish to inquire, can i use my phone to upload my documents?
Sure, why not just use a better browser. Like chrome or Firefox.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Estringx(m): 7:05pm On Aug 18, 2019
Handsomebb:

Lol.....I can comprehend, last enlistment I developed knee injury for severe jogging.
All for the passion but it's worth it.
OMG!
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by merit1988(f): 7:31pm On Aug 18, 2019
zeeace:
please guys I wish to inquire, can i use my phone to upload my documents?
was there a space to fill the position ur applying for?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 8:02pm On Aug 18, 2019
merit1988:
was there a space to fill the position ur applying for?
yes
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mustybraun: 9:35pm On Aug 18, 2019
iamswish:
Here’s what I know about the medicals, talking from my experience as a recruitment official last year.
1) Have a good sight(long sightedness)
2) Don’t be flat footed
3) Have a broad chest
4) Asthmatic patient will not be allowed
5) Measure the required height
6) Be able to run 3.5km under 10/15minutes(for guys) unless they’ll close the gate and you wouldn’t be able to enter, please for this part don’t eat heavily or take drugs like tramadol because the one I was a part of as an official some persons died. So start training.
7) Have a good dentition
cool Your navel must be inside(not having umbilical hernia)
9) You must not have pile disease, Just so you know you all would be naked in the hospital room and you’ll have to bend down opening your anus and coughing at the same time for them to confirm if there’s any pile.
Confirm that all your documents are intact. A single mistake in DOB can screen you out. Feel free to ask questions if you wish. Regards!
i was disqualified last year for having umbilical hernia, i was told by one of the officer's dat it can be removed...i am thinking of doing dat but am afraid hope this scar wont be an issue.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:47pm On Aug 18, 2019
samobaba4u:


You no serious, who be toku bo? grin

D.is.vir.gin.ed but have not dropped .....that's tokunbo.

Lolz
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:06pm On Aug 18, 2019
Made it to screening in January... Was dropped..this is my time..dropped no more..see y'all in the old site for a rematch..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by LexyJay02: 10:10pm On Aug 18, 2019
sikowitz17:
Made it to screening in January... Was dropped..this is my time..dropped no more..see y'all in the old site for a rematch..

Why were you dropped bro?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by buffness(m): 10:13pm On Aug 18, 2019
Why were you dropped?


sikowitz17:
Made it to screening in January... Was dropped..this is my time..dropped no more..see y'all in the old site for a rematch..
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Ltkwemzie(m): 10:42pm On Aug 18, 2019
My experience from last recruitment screening exercise (SSC)
1. Zero your mind because e no b any ordinary recruitment screening. You'll seat on gravel for 6hrs atlst daily
2. Respect de Cadets when de come because dem must show face.
3. Keep spare white and blue for interview (white canvas too)
4. Never be late for food.
5. Read current affairs and your course of study for test and interview.
6. Embrace the weather.
7. Make sure u can do atlst 30 pushups.
8. Don't let someone from your state bring u down... He's ur brother, yes, but remember he's also ur competitor.


Wish u all the best. We go again dis yr.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by merit1988(f): 11:15pm On Aug 18, 2019
iamswish:
Here’s what I know about the medicals, talking from my experience as a recruitment official last year.
1) Have a good sight(long sightedness)
2) Don’t be flat footed
3) Have a broad chest
4) Asthmatic patient will not be allowed
5) Measure the required height
6) Be able to run 3.5km under 10/15minutes(for guys) unless they’ll close the gate and you wouldn’t be able to enter, please for this part don’t eat heavily or take drugs like tramadol because the one I was a part of as an official some persons died. So start training.
7) Have a good dentition
cool Your navel must be inside(not having umbilical hernia)
9) You must not have pile disease, Just so you know you all would be naked in the hospital room and you’ll have to bend down opening your anus and coughing at the same time for them to confirm if there’s any pile.
Confirm that all your documents are intact. A single mistake in DOB can screen you out. Feel free to ask questions if you wish. Regards!
pls sir,bad dentition includes having gap teeth? And the unclothedness part, will it include the women too?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 12:45am On Aug 19, 2019
Handsomebb:

Lol.....I can comprehend, last enlistment I developed knee injury for severe jogging.
All for the passion but it's worth it.

So I'm not alone on this table. I jogged to a point my knee started aching but I kept going.
Once again make nobody wey no serious waste our space biko
We shall be victorious

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 12:46am On Aug 19, 2019
Prudent5217:


cheesy I have made it a habit of completing at least 3.7km every morning. Just working on trying to complete 4km in atmost 18mins. Not easy but Morale is high grin

Last enlistment I started completing 3.7 in 15 minutes then I won't stop, I'll jof back home.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 12:50am On Aug 19, 2019
merit1988:
pls sir,bad dentition includes having gap teeth? And the unclothedness part, will it include the women too?
Gap teeth is like having dimples, it can't disqualify u. As for the second question, I believe yes though you will be checked by female officers.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sojeee(m): 6:21am On Aug 19, 2019
merit1988:
pls sir,bad dentition includes having gap teeth? And the unclothedness part, will it include the women too?
Having Gap teeth can't be a problem especially if d teeth is not removed from the Central incisors as in (Open teeth).
But if one of d Central incisors was removed before, there is problem. Cos Somebody from my state was disqualified last SSC on that issue.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Estringx(m): 6:38am On Aug 19, 2019
merit1988:
write ur extra name is the space provided for "other names"....that's what I did
Thank you so much beauty
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mayor555(m): 7:49am On Aug 19, 2019
merit1988:
pls sir,bad dentition includes having gap teeth? And the unclothedness part, will it include the women too?

Anyone can check you male or female doctor. A brother was checked by a female doctor last screening... SSC

Boyka007:

Gap teeth is like having dimples, it can't disqualify u. As for the second question, I believe yes though you will be checked by female officers.

Obviously, You've not gone for the screening before.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by merit1988(f): 7:59am On Aug 19, 2019
Mayor555:


Anyone can check you male or female doctor. A brother was checked by a female doctor last screening... SSC



Obviously, You've not gone for the screening before.
yes.i'm a newbie... I've never gone for training before
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mayor555(m): 8:09am On Aug 19, 2019
merit1988:
yes.i'm a newbie... I've never gone for training before

You'll have to zero your mind every single moment....from when you're shortlisted to when you're on the job... You are expected to always zero your mind... With that you won't care about the gender to check your unclothedness...

It's a baga job, you zero your mind till last breath.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ucheuzor1(m): 9:04am On Aug 19, 2019
My first time of applying for this. Should I start training now or I should wait till they shortlist. I don't want to be burning unnecessary energy. I'm fit naturally but I know the exercise will be demanding.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 9:08am On Aug 19, 2019
Now I'm not so experienced but from last SSC screening let me drop this here :
*Zero your mind for kd cold trust me it's really cold.
*Prepare to double up even from point A to B
*Ensure you don't buy job as those military police are eager to use you and shine
*You'll sit on gravel under the sun until you can't feel your azz anymore.
*Don't think it's nysc camp where you can get hot water to bathe.
*Don't form over familiarity with the men on uniform
*Beg your village people so your salala can look neat or close to neat at all times
*Be prompt to the mess else if they've called your state in and you're not yet there you're on your own.
*You can be smart enough to smuggle in your phone
*MRS is at your disposal, make use of it should the need arise.
*Current Affairs should be your best friend.
*Have extra whites and if possible canvass for the board interview.
*Stay away from certificate forgery because if caught emmmmmmmm, even God will deny you of mercy.
*Ensure you're medically fit, if you're shortsighted or colour blind find a way around that.
*Ladies if you're on ensure to wash up so blood won't be found in your urine
*Ladies stay away from gossiping and focus on your reason for being there.
*Sleep will become a luxury.
*Ladies stand a higher chance of making the final selection once your certificates and medicals are good to go.
*Those cadets will want to take your life but thank God for little mercies they're not allowed to go extreme during screening. Don't even smile at them, infact just hide when you see them.
*Drop your worries at the gate, cos high bp is an unfriendly enemy in the race.
*Carry pocket money and some extra. You might want to refresh yourself.
*Get basic provision if you can
*Ladies keep the makeup and serenre to a bare minimum else you'd be picked on everytime.
*Above all my darlings in this race, make up your mind not to dash. Dashing is the greatest act of cowardice.

Victory is from God alone as we sail towards course 46/25.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by iamswish: 9:13am On Aug 19, 2019
I can’t really say for sure but the thing is any individual who has a strong godfather would be shortlisted, the army says they don’t let individuals with tribal marks, k leg and others yet I know officers that possess this, so the thing is who do you know?
Mustybraun:
i was disqualified last year for having umbilical hernia, i was told by one of the officer's dat it can be removed...i am thinking of doing dat but am afraid hope this scar wont be an issue.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prospect048: 9:53am On Aug 19, 2019
Lynette2cute:
Now I'm not so experienced but from last SSC screening let me drop this here :
*Zero your mind for kd cold trust me it's really cold.
*Prepare to double up even from point A to B
*Ensure you don't buy job as those military police are eager to use you and shine
*You'll sit on gravel under the sun until you can't feel your azz anymore.
*Don't think it's nysc camp where you can get hot water to bathe.
*Don't form over familiarity with the men on uniform
*Beg your village people so your salala can look neat or close to neat at all times
*Be prompt to the mess else if they've called your state in and you're not yet there you're on your own.
*You can be smart enough to smuggle in your phone
*MRS is at your disposal, make use of it should the need arise.
*Current Affairs should be your best friend.
*Have extra whites and if possible canvass for the board interview.
*Stay away from certificate forgery because if caught emmmmmmmm, even God will deny you of mercy.
*Ensure you're medically fit, if you're shortsighted or colour blind find a way around that.
*Ladies if you're on ensure to wash up so blood won't be found in your urine
*Ladies stay away from gossiping and focus on your reason for being there.
*Sleep will become a luxury.
*Ladies stand a higher chance of making the final selection once your certificates and medicals are good to go.
*Those cadets will want to take your life but thank God for little mercies they're not allowed to go extreme during screening. Don't even smile at them, infact just hide when you see them.
*Drop your worries at the gate, cos high bp is an unfriendly enemy in the race.
*Carry pocket money and some extra. You might want to refresh yourself.
*Get basic provision if you can
*Ladies keep the makeup and serenre to a bare minimum else you'd be picked on everything.
*Above all my darlings in this race, make up your mind not to dash. Dashing is the greatest act of cowardice.

Victory is from God alone as we sail towards course 46/25.
no dssc experienced person to help us

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