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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by mediclife1987(m): 6:17pm On Aug 26, 2019
Lynette2cute:


Seduce who? The officer no be waec holder oh, na medical doctor.

I studied Microbiology and my course isn't listed for dssc

Oh he was a Soldier doctor ba?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by mediclife1987(m): 6:18pm On Aug 26, 2019
buffness:

Boss I hail oo


Wetin you dey hail me for
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by mediclife1987(m): 6:20pm On Aug 26, 2019
sikowitz17:
but wait, are you naturally alright? I said I did something last in January and i can not do it againthis is fucking august...did you even read what I said stall, or you are just born ready to insult people here.
.I said they made me do it...please take your petty steroid looking ass away from here..

You talk like a dimwit. No go use your body do better tin than bullshiiting your way through life.
Lazyass mofo cheesy
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 6:37pm On Aug 26, 2019
mediclife1987:


Oh he was a Soldier doctor ba?

Yea
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sirk60(m): 8:07pm On Aug 26, 2019
Please sir can you shed more light on the phrase "buying job" or "serving job" I've come across it several times on the army recruitment thread am guessing it's part of dssc/ssc recruitment old boys lingo but I don't know the meaning.
Thank you very much.
Prudent5217:
Buying and Serving Job in the Army is one thing. But when it becomes physical it’s another thing entirely. At least some of us bought good jobs in German currency grin and served them graciously. Before some clowns even thought of joining the Academy
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by lekdap: 8:13pm On Aug 26, 2019
mediclife1987:


You talk like a dimwit. No go use your body do better tin than bullshiiting your way through life.
Lazyass mofo cheesy

You have not been there baba, lots happened. The doc that annointed guys with water that cold night while waiting to be conveyed back is(was) a lieutenant. I remembered having a chat with my statemen in the camp then, men's p**** no rise for days o! The mofo just hide, keep head for one corner.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuantumR: 8:16pm On Aug 26, 2019
lekdap:


You have not been there baba, lots happened. The doc that annointed guys with water that cold night while waiting to be conveyed back is(was) a lieutenant. I remembered having a chat with my statemen in the camp then, men's p**** no rise for days o! The mofo just hide, keep head for one corner.
Lol.... at some point i thought it was only me not until guyz begin open up.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Etimnaic(m): 8:38pm On Aug 26, 2019
NNAMDIII:
they'll check if there's an arc on your foot,if you don't have it that means you have flatfoot and you won't be able to wear boot for long
Just being curious, please how do they check for this?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 8:43pm On Aug 26, 2019
sirk60:
Please sir can you shed more light on the phrase "buying job" or "serving job" I've come across it several times on the army recruitment thread am guessing it's part of dssc/ssc recruitment old boys lingo but I don't know the meaning.
Thank you very much.

Buying Job - Committing an offence
Serving Job - Graciously serving the punishment with a smile, singing praise and worship, Thanking God for the opportunity to be cleansed from your sinful ways grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:02pm On Aug 26, 2019
mashad:
Hello house, pls I just logged in yesterday after registering some weeks back to print out some doc such as the final printout,attestation and the likes.But on logging in with both user email nd password received earlier,it was telling me incorrect username/password...I tried all possible means and even changed my browser all to no avail...is any other person experiencing such Or what may have been the problem

Note: I tried the forget password' but it was redirecting me to the application instruction page
if you registered at that time that they said it was a scam, it means you haven't registered..they cleared all the initial registrations till they officially released it

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Refom: 9:13pm On Aug 26, 2019
[quote author=NNAMDIII post=81633120]they'll check if there's an arc on your foot,if you don't have it that means you have flatfoot and you won't be able to wear boot
can one Manuver dis at the interview?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 9:22pm On Aug 26, 2019
NNAMDIII:
they'll check if there's an arc on your foot,if you don't have it that means you have flatfoot and you won't be able to wear boot for long
How do they check for this? Is it by physical examination or you will place your leg on water and paper?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by shobroy10(m): 9:28pm On Aug 26, 2019
bxboss:

How do they check for this? Is it by physical examination or you will place your leg on water and paper?

Physical verification by mere looking
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by shobroy10(m): 9:29pm On Aug 26, 2019
lekdap:


You have not been there baba, lots happened. The doc that annointed guys with water that cold night while waiting to be conveyed back is(was) a lieutenant. I remembered having a chat with my statemen in the camp then, men's p**** no rise for days o! The mofo just hide, keep head for one corner.

Abia have u done ur EECEEEGEEEEE
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by NNAMDIII(m): 9:33pm On Aug 26, 2019
[quote author=Refom post=81639525][/quote]is it possible to maneuver? I don't think so because you'll strip naked during medicals(physicals)
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by NNAMDIII(m): 9:37pm On Aug 26, 2019
bxboss:

How do they check for this? Is it by physical examination or you will place your leg on water and paper?
once you enter the room they'll know if you have it, just snap your foot so I'll tell you if you have it
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by raphtunde: 9:49pm On Aug 26, 2019
NNAMDIII:
they'll check if there's an arc on your foot,if you don't have it that means you have flatfoot and you won't be able to wear boot for long
I discovered there are some leg with good arc while sitting or leg hanging but seem to be flat while standing. How do they go about that?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by shobroy10(m): 9:55pm On Aug 26, 2019
raphtunde:

I discovered there are some leg with good arc while sitting or leg hanging but seem to be flat while standing. How do they go about that?
Sorry to break this to u bro if u are flat u are flat whether standing or sleeping.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by lekdap: 10:06pm On Aug 26, 2019
shobroy10:


Abia have u done ur EECEEEGEEEEE

Smiles.... the lieutenant though slow, but he is deadly and mischievous in his dealings.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 10:08pm On Aug 26, 2019
shobroy10:

Sorry to break this to u bro if u are flat u are flat whether standing or sleeping.

Best joke response ever....., sleeping??, Who go check.....


But that's the truth....
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 10:15pm On Aug 26, 2019
NNAMDIII:
once you enter the room they'll know if you have it, just snap your foot so I'll tell you if you have it
The leg just tire person..
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by LexyJay02: 10:20pm On Aug 26, 2019
Pls I've read where people when printing met a complete different local government from the one they inputed. My friend just saw another local government entirely different from his local government. I'm really scared to submit my application. What is the solution?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by raphtunde: 10:50pm On Aug 26, 2019
U can always mail them for correction. I did mine, they are very fast responding
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by raphtunde: 11:22pm On Aug 26, 2019
NNAMDIII:
once you enter the room they'll know if you have it, just snap your foot so I'll tell you if you have it

Check this pls
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Korowash(m): 12:07am On Aug 27, 2019
Do you mean a doctorate degree holder ...I thought medical doctors automatically become majors....but you called a doc lieutenant
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Korowash(m): 12:16am On Aug 27, 2019
MrSuama:

Ok
Lt he could come in now to help you get shortlisted if you are destined to be by the way. You could also experienced the favour of the most high and get shortlisted without any connection.
He could as well wield his influence during the interview as promised which will be of great advantage to you.
Your best bet now na prayer and fasting only if you believe.
Victory is from God Alone.
I bear witness
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Korowash(m): 1:44am On Aug 27, 2019
Guy pls which one is Nigerian Army Pre Screening Examination .Again I understand twas conducted in different states for 2018/2019 but I thought I overheard guys talking of Kaduna pls you guys should kindly clarify on our next stages after registration.Lets know how to prepare .Tnx (08062571727 pls m on WhatsApp too)God Bless
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by LexyJay02: 4:19am On Aug 27, 2019
raphtunde:
U can always mail them for correction. I did mine, they are very fast responding

Thanks a lot bro
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 5:08am On Aug 27, 2019
Korowash:
Guy pls which one is Nigerian Army Pre Screening Examination .Again I understand twas conducted in different states for 2018/2019 but I thought I overheard guys talking of Kaduna pls you guys should kindly clarify on our next stages after registration.Lets know how to prepare .Tnx (08062571727 pls m on WhatsApp too)God Bless
the next stage is to make the list...you'd do every other thing if you get invited for the screening..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 5:08am On Aug 27, 2019
lekdap:


Smiles.... the lieutenant though slow, but he is deadly and mischievous in his dealings.
e get one demonic smile join
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 5:12am On Aug 27, 2019
To be honest I use to defend some of you guys when you ask certain questions and people insult you but now...I'm wondering... Would it really kill you if you did a little bit of research on your own How can you not know if you have flat feet?? And you are sending images here again..somebody would even ask to be spoon fed stage by stage on how the online registration is..I mean..if you were really interested and are passionate about this thing...there are some flimsy questions you shouldn't come here to ask...ordinarily reading the requirements on the registration page has answers to some of the questions you guys are asking.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Korowash(m): 8:19am On Aug 27, 2019
Thank God you didn't insult anyone this time.You've great improved on ur flaws.��

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