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Ello joke's lover, I will be posting new jokes here everyday.
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Someone will go to Aba and buy a 150k freezer for 25k and be complaining that the freezer is shocking him
You that bought the freezer...the prize no shock you?

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Ello joke's lover, I will be posting new jokes here everyday.
Have you buy the popcorn, Oya take that chair,
and sit tight, I no wan here Sey someone fall o...
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Someone will go to Aba and buy a 150k freezer for 25k and be complaining that the freezer is shocking him
You that bought the freezer...the prize no shock you?

The way people die on radio this days its becoming alarming
The news presenter was like "Hello hello oh we lost him"! Haba

Thieves broke into my neighbour's room and found nothing to steal, they started flogging him telling him to work hard

FIFA abeg fix match between Nigeria and South Africa, Lagos stadium
E don tee wey we play friendly match

Can I ask a question, to my loyal female’s��‍♀ that 30 seconds ⌚ you wait while your boyfriend ��is putting on condom� � , what goes through your mind


I hope ladies are aware of this Xenophobia issue?
I don't want 2 hear
"Take me to SHOPRITE"
No more MTN Data or Card for now
Speaking on behalf of the Guys

South Africans warned us in their song "No matter where you go... remember the road that would lead you home" we were busy dancing and some of you were even shouting...
*Bode Thomas!!*


*95% of the ladies and gents are cute on Social Media. But trust me it ends there, if you meet them in person you'll give your life to Jesus Christ.* so many ladies are fake.

Having younger siblings around you is stressful, See my life now, am drinking yoghurt in the Toilet ��

Dear Nigerians please learn to return people's Money with the same smile � you used in borrowing it biko������

Only Guys will stay and gist together the whole day without knowing each other's name.. �
���� no time



��Those Of You That Looks Left And Right Before Urinating By The Street... Remember That Some Of Us Live Upstairs ooo���

That moment u re struggling for food at a wedding and
You mistakenly disconnect the speakers wire with your leg and All eyes on u.
You go bellefull under 3sec��

Wrestling is a very useful game. Imagine two people wearing pant fighting for belt .�����

Some one will kneel down to propose to bae.Passers--by that nothing concern them will be shouting "say yes say yes".Na you wan marry Herm�


•>> Dating a short girl is really good but not until you enter bus Dem tell you Oga please lap ur daughter���


•>> Big boy, big boy. Just one hug, your dick don stand like Iroko tree
Shame on you. �


•>> Some men be like .�
   I don't know how to cook 
Because my mum didn't  Teach me...
Who thought you how to Unhook a bra ����


•>> If she doesn't cum in 30 minutes.My 
brother feel free to cum, women have this habit of cuming late everywhere, even in meeting. ���


•>> Somewhere in owerri right now
Someone's daughter is in a hotel shouting, "Chinedu sube mia , na esu mia...��
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Today marked exactly 19 years my mother almost killed me the day I was sent to go and buy salt for jollof rice � that was already on the fire. After 2 hours of waiting for me only for my mother to come out to find me in front of the street doing "Change your style, yeeeh! Another style, woooh! Be like thaaat!" I was still being like that when my mama landed me a hot thunderous Read more at
https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/09/daily-jokes-african-mother-are-best.html