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Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 2:24pm On Oct 02, 2018
i pray for Ladies that reading this post shall get pregnant by nextyear,...... if you abuse me,. you shall deliver twins,...... if you laugh it,.. it will be triplet, sha have it in mind that you will get pregnant by nextyear,. and sha don't forget to invite me to your namien ceremony

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Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 2:28pm On Oct 02, 2018
Prudee, Skarlett, Manificient, Sosa993, Beremix come here :p cheesy Lolsssss

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Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 7:20pm On Oct 04, 2018
Lols I Can't Stop Laughing O cheesy
Me And My Dadd
Dadd: Ayomide
Me: ahah whats it nw
Dadd: Ayomide!!
Me: aah he won't let me enjoy the game now,
Dadd: Ayo ooo !!!
Me: Yes dadd, am here,
Dadd: where re you since ?, gboaaah *deep_slap*
Me: am am, inside, i mean i was inside, we we ouch,
Dadd: Idiot, garraout jur, go bring your report card for me.
Me: dadd you sey??
Dadd: :frown: where's your report card
Me: my my my report card, oooh my friend borrow it from me
Dadd: for whatt??
Me: ehm he said he wanted to use it to scared his parent,
Dadd: *faint mode*


can someone pls help me to wake him o......
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 7:32pm On Oct 04, 2018
CC: pabon, sosa993, devilmaycry1, skalett
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Nobody: 1:04am On Oct 11, 2018
lol

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Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 6:17am On Oct 11, 2018
Prudee:
I laugh o,, but I have been praying to God for triplets sha. Its just DAT I Dont have husband yet.�
Lolsss morning o, ahahah cheesy dn't let history to repeat itself, sha lemme be the father of the babe cheesy
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 6:19am On Oct 11, 2018
@devilmaycry1 abi u want uhn? cheesy lolsss
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by devilmaycry1(m): 9:43am On Oct 11, 2018
Ayodipths:
@devilmaycry1 abi u want uhn? cheesy lolsss
hahahahahahahah.ahaha
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Nobody: 8:24am On Oct 15, 2018
Ayodipths:
Lolsss morning o, ahahah cheesy dn't let history to repeat itself, sha lemme be the father of the babe cheesy

lol.
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Nobody: 8:15pm On Oct 30, 2018
Ayodipths you wee not kee person with laugh cheesy grin
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 8:35pm On Oct 30, 2018
LightQueen:
Ayodipths you wee not kee person with laugh cheesy grin
how can i kill person with laugh, me tha can't even kill a signle cockcroach cheesy
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Nobody: 8:38pm On Oct 30, 2018
Ayodipths:
how can i kill person with laugh, me tha can't even kill a signle cockcroach cheesy
Na so cheesy
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 4:50pm On Nov 01, 2018
Aaah, it been along time have post here o, may GOD kuku safe me sha, lemme come update small before the Niaraland start joggin by cheesy
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 5:03pm On Nov 01, 2018
Yoruba Parent

don't tell me you never do this before

Mum: take this #500 oja're, go to Ojaoba, go buy me, fishe, locus beans, maggie, tomatoes and pepper, be quick o, before your Dadd arrive from work..

Me: okay ma...

"i see one of my friend on field playing football, i join them, play together till dawn, i was like motidaran o(am dum)"

Me: mummy "call her with sob"

Mum: Ayo, you go play ball, o tunti lo gba ball abi, how many time i warn you not to play arround when i sent you on an erran..
oya come here, you go play ryt ?,

beat hell out of my body, forget you 're best player in 'ur street


be ryt back

@Pruden, LightQueen @sosa993
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 5:58pm On Nov 01, 2018
What's A Motor

Teacher: Morning class
Students: Morning sir.
teacher: today, we will continue from where we stop lastweek friday...
students: *murmring*
teacher: will you please keep shut, do do dollard students., someone please remind me the meaning of "A Motor"

eeehn coman see silence in a noisy class, class don turn to graveyard cheesy "me just dey playin with my pencil jejenjeje mi"

teacher: nobody right? ooh Ayo, that's my boy, i know you can't fail me, common.
me: "i was like ah alakoba" *standinup slow* *mute* "don't blame me o"
jamal: talk now
me: a a a motor
teacher: say it and safe others.
me: a a motor is a domestic animal

i heard a laugh and cryin at once, i turn to where the sound came from, pithnew itwas a madman

madmam: thank you for droping the bomb, we shall see you nextweek... *laughing*

me and teacher *fainted*
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Nobody: 6:21pm On Nov 01, 2018
grin Ayo no go kee me before my time cheesy cheesy

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Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 6:35pm On Nov 01, 2018
Dadd: Ayoooo
me: yes daddy
daddy: abeg no daddy me jur, daddy yourself too, dollard buruku
me: am sowie dadd
dadd: uhn uhn, na tell me your position on Lastmonth Nairaland Best Comedian
me: ahah daddy daddy, i don't get naw
dadd: aah see idiot, "bring out his phone, opening google apk"
me: ah ah dadd, what's that for,
dadd: ahah dollard, see na google, i wan search purnishment that fit you, am tired of wastin my data on you


Lols cheesy cheesy cheesy yawa don burst
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 6:41pm On Nov 01, 2018
Lols cheesy cheesy cheesy I cannot kill myself

Cc: LightQueen, Sosa993 Prudee, Pabon, devilmaycry
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 6:43pm On Nov 01, 2018
LightQueen:
grin Ayo no go kee me before my time cheesy cheesy
Thank GOD na kee i go do for you not kill sha cheesy
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Nobody: 2:03pm On Nov 02, 2018
Ha ha ha. Na wa o. Papa set dey google

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Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 2:43pm On Nov 02, 2018
Prudee:
Ha ha ha. Na wa o. Papa set dey google
Lols cheesy cheesy cheesy longestime dear

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Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 2:54pm On Nov 02, 2018
Lols
I cannot kill myself.......,
today was very funy, i match one stammara girl or wetin dem call them sef, Astagfirllahi, may GOD help me sha,

see our conversation o

thegirl: whyyyyyy, why did u u u u match my my my leg
me: iiiiii i don don don don't mean it, i i i am sorry
thegirl: pitchnew, i i idiot, la la la lazy you you youth
me: see, i i i i like you o,
thegirl: don don don don't deciev me jur,
me: trueeeeee uhmm true to beee told, i lo lo, uhm i lo lo lo lov love you
thegirl: ah ah, don't lo lo love me, am uhn am 'ur lan lan, lan lan landlady


my friend wey dey beside me don faint

Happy Jummah Mubarak


Cc: LightQueen, sosa993, Prudee, Pabon, devilmaycry
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Nobody: 4:00pm On Nov 02, 2018
Ayodipths:
Lols
I cannot kill myself.......,
today was very funy, i match one stammara girl or wetin dem call them sef, Astagfirllahi, may GOD help me sha,

see our conversation o

thegirl: whyyyyyy, why did u u u u match my my my leg
me: iiiiii i don don don don't mean it, i i i am sorry
thegirl: pitchnew, i i idiot, la la la lazy you you youth
me: see, i i i i like you o,
thegirl: don don don don't deciev me jur,
me: trueeeeee uhmm true to beee told, i lo lo, uhm i lo lo lo lov love you
thegirl: ah ah, don't lo lo love me, am uhn am 'ur lan lan, lan lan landlady


my friend wey dey beside me don faint

Happy Jummah Mubarak


Cc: LightQueen, sosa993, Prudee, Pabon, devilmaycry
You no serious cheesy
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 6:23am On Nov 03, 2018

Morning Jokes
.............................................
Chinese Resturant


Lols lojel cheesy one day i decide to form a big guy, i went to chinese resturant, i met one girl, walahi i swear i like the girl, the way she trekpas, her waka make person blood dry cheesy

me: heey, hello
thegirl: hello
me: i am dpeace, may i know you
thegirl: oh why not, i am jack mo sung
me: wao shocked nice name, can we be friend, i like you
thegirl: sure
me: *happy mood* gimme 'ur contact number.
thegirl: ohkay, sex sex sex till tonight sex
me: wao, tonight sex ?

la so one guy meet us there, and said

theguy: that's not what she me
me: i was like what again nw,
theguy: she mean 6663296



someone please wake me, i don stake for there since lastweek o cheesy

Hello World, morning to you all
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 10:15am On Nov 05, 2018
Iphone 8

One day, my girlfriend called me, she said "babe please now, i want you to buy iphone 8 for me, and i know you can do it," i was like abaah, this girl don't know anything, i don't have money to buy iphone 8 for her and i can't tell her,

2nd week, i went to market to buy it but i don't see iphone 8, so i decided to buy two iphone 4 for her, i called her and give her the two iphone 4, na so she come cry that she don't want o,

abeg is it my fault ? 4+4 is it not = 8 ?

Lols Cc: LightQueen,
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Nobody: 10:28am On Nov 05, 2018
Ayodipths:
Iphone 8

One day, my girlfriend called me, she said "babe please now, i want you to buy iphone 8 for me, and i know you can do it," i was like abaah, this girl don't know anything, i don't have money to buy iphone 8 for her and i can't tell her,

2nd week, i went to market to buy it but i don't see iphone 8, so i decided to buy two iphone 4 for her, i called her and give her the two iphone 4, na so she come cry that she don't want o,

abeg is it my fault ? 4+4 is it not = 8 ?

Lols Cc: LightQueen,
Lol

Let her go sell them
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Ayodipths(m): 1:35am On Jan 27, 2019
FRESH WEEKEND JOKES . 1.Nigeria's problem is Bigger than One president, let try 2 presidents.. Atiku for morning duty and buhari for night duty . 2.I'm Just Wondering What Would Have Happened To David When He Threw The Stone And Goliath Dodge It Brutality . 3.If i combine the trekking i trekked since I was 5yrs till now...Bros I for don reach England.... Jus regretting it . 4.People who convert old stew to jollof rice hardly let go of the past . 5.The only unconditional love is the love Africans have got for #Black trousers.......... If u know u know . 6. Breaking News : Short people have finally arrived in 2019.. They arrived dis evening... Please lets welcome them Thank God I'm Average Meanwhile the fat ones are still in August 2018.. Raining season . 7.No matter how cute you are, you will still looks like a goat when eating sugarcane . 8.I Don't even know why we write exams because teachers always ask us, "have you understand, we say yes." Why can't they just believe us? . 9. #Akwa ibom lady Bride Price 20milion Naira. A lady that will still pronounce JUNCTION as YOUNG JOHN What Nonsense! . 10. Ladies if you pay rent alone but your man comes over ,walks around naked ,eats all your food. That’s not a man ,that’s a rat ! . 11. 5 boyfriends and you're still using Itel My sister what did you gain . 12. A girl will buy something from you She will open her big handbag, bring out a big purse ,opens the big purse and brings out a mini purse ,opens the mini purse and brings out a small wallet ,opens the small wallet,and opens four more zip, just to pay you, your 50naira. Aunty please just stop it . 13. The HUSBAND OF A WITCH IS A WIZARD! AND THEIR CHILDREN ARE WIZKIDS. . 14. Ugly is when you're smiling and Someone passing by ask you sister who beat you . 15.You think you know everything That line that divides the yansh....What is it called.? 1k for Who get it right. . Good morning Nairalanders How was your weekend Love you all...

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Re: Hot Jokes For You All by examprove(m): 10:51pm On Jan 29, 2019
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by Nobody: 8:46pm On May 30, 2019
Don't want to close my eyes I don't want to fall asleep Cause I'd miss you babe And I don't want to miss a thing Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream will never do I'd still miss you babe And I don't want to miss a thing. cry
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by jbblues24(m): 6:26pm On May 31, 2019
Classic experience! kiss
Re: Hot Jokes For You All by officialclassic(m): 7:02pm On Sep 12, 2019
Is it just me or does 2019 feel off? Everything is boring,
>>the weather is weird,
>>summer doesn’t feel right,
>>The world isn’t fun anymore,
>>Breaking rules is for enjoyment,
>>People are rude and selfish,
>> Drugs are a priority,
>> Everyone is losing friends, >>relationships are READ MORE �
https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/thinking-out-loud.html

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