i pray for Ladies that reading this post shall get pregnant by nextyear,...... if you abuse me,. you shall deliver twins,...... if you laugh it,.. it will be triplet, sha have it in mind that you will get pregnant by nextyear,. and sha don't forget to invite me to your namien ceremony

Prudee, Skarlett, Manificient, Sosa993, Beremix come here :p Lolsssss

Lols I Can't Stop Laughing O
Me And My Dadd
Dadd: Ayomide
Me: ahah whats it nw
Dadd: Ayomide!!
Me: aah he won't let me enjoy the game now,
Dadd: Ayo ooo !!!
Me: Yes dadd, am here,
Dadd: where re you since ?, gboaaah *deep_slap*
Me: am am, inside, i mean i was inside, we we ouch,
Dadd: Idiot, garraout jur, go bring your report card for me.
Me: dadd you sey??
Dadd: :frown: where's your report card
Me: my my my report card, oooh my friend borrow it from me
Dadd: for whatt??
Me: ehm he said he wanted to use it to scared his parent,
Dadd: *faint mode*


can someone pls help me to wake him o......

CC: pabon, sosa993, devilmaycry1, skalett

lol

Prudee:
I laugh o,, but I have been praying to God for triplets sha. Its just DAT I Dont have husband yet.�

Lolsss morning o, ahahah dn't let history to repeat itself, sha lemme be the father of the babe

@devilmaycry1 abi u want uhn? lolsss

Ayodipths:
@devilmaycry1 abi u want uhn? lolsss

hahahahahahahah.ahaha

Ayodipths:
Lolsss morning o, ahahah dn't let history to repeat itself, sha lemme be the father of the babe

lol.

Ayodipths you wee not kee person with laugh

LightQueen:
Ayodipths you wee not kee person with laugh

how can i kill person with laugh, me tha can't even kill a signle cockcroach

Ayodipths:
how can i kill person with laugh, me tha can't even kill a signle cockcroach

Na so

Aaah, it been along time have post here o, may GOD kuku safe me sha, lemme come update small before the Niaraland start joggin by

Yoruba Parent

don't tell me you never do this before

Mum: take this #500 oja're, go to Ojaoba, go buy me, fishe, locus beans, maggie, tomatoes and pepper, be quick o, before your Dadd arrive from work..

Me: okay ma...

"i see one of my friend on field playing football, i join them, play together till dawn, i was like motidaran o(am dum)"

Me: mummy "call her with sob"

Mum: Ayo, you go play ball, o tunti lo gba ball abi, how many time i warn you not to play arround when i sent you on an erran..
oya come here, you go play ryt ?,

beat hell out of my body, forget you 're best player in 'ur street


be ryt back

@Pruden, LightQueen @sosa993

What's A Motor

Teacher: Morning class
Students: Morning sir.
teacher: today, we will continue from where we stop lastweek friday...
students: *murmring*
teacher: will you please keep shut, do do dollard students., someone please remind me the meaning of "A Motor"

eeehn coman see silence in a noisy class, class don turn to graveyard "me just dey playin with my pencil jejenjeje mi"

teacher: nobody right? ooh Ayo, that's my boy, i know you can't fail me, common.
me: "i was like ah alakoba" *standinup slow* *mute* "don't blame me o"
jamal: talk now
me: a a a motor
teacher: say it and safe others.
me: a a motor is a domestic animal

i heard a laugh and cryin at once, i turn to where the sound came from, pithnew itwas a madman

madmam: thank you for droping the bomb, we shall see you nextweek... *laughing*

me and teacher *fainted*

Ayo no go kee me before my time

Dadd: Ayoooo
me: yes daddy
daddy: abeg no daddy me jur, daddy yourself too, dollard buruku
me: am sowie dadd
dadd: uhn uhn, na tell me your position on Lastmonth Nairaland Best Comedian
me: ahah daddy daddy, i don't get naw
dadd: aah see idiot, "bring out his phone, opening google apk"
me: ah ah dadd, what's that for,
dadd: ahah dollard, see na google, i wan search purnishment that fit you, am tired of wastin my data on you


Lols yawa don burst

Lols I cannot kill myself

Cc: LightQueen, Sosa993 Prudee, Pabon, devilmaycry

LightQueen:
Ayo no go kee me before my time

Thank GOD na kee i go do for you not kill sha

Ha ha ha. Na wa o. Papa set dey google

Prudee:
Ha ha ha. Na wa o. Papa set dey google

Lols longestime dear

Lols
I cannot kill myself.......,
today was very funy, i match one stammara girl or wetin dem call them sef, Astagfirllahi, may GOD help me sha,

see our conversation o

thegirl: whyyyyyy, why did u u u u match my my my leg
me: iiiiii i don don don don't mean it, i i i am sorry
thegirl: pitchnew, i i idiot, la la la lazy you you youth
me: see, i i i i like you o,
thegirl: don don don don't deciev me jur,
me: trueeeeee uhmm true to beee told, i lo lo, uhm i lo lo lo lov love you
thegirl: ah ah, don't lo lo love me, am uhn am 'ur lan lan, lan lan landlady


my friend wey dey beside me don faint

Happy Jummah Mubarak


Cc: LightQueen, sosa993, Prudee, Pabon, devilmaycry

Ayodipths:
Lols
I cannot kill myself.......,
today was very funy, i match one stammara girl or wetin dem call them sef, Astagfirllahi, may GOD help me sha,

see our conversation o

thegirl: whyyyyyy, why did u u u u match my my my leg
me: iiiiii i don don don don't mean it, i i i am sorry
thegirl: pitchnew, i i idiot, la la la lazy you you youth
me: see, i i i i like you o,
thegirl: don don don don't deciev me jur,
me: trueeeeee uhmm true to beee told, i lo lo, uhm i lo lo lo lov love you
thegirl: ah ah, don't lo lo love me, am uhn am 'ur lan lan, lan lan landlady


my friend wey dey beside me don faint

Happy Jummah Mubarak


Cc: LightQueen, sosa993, Prudee, Pabon, devilmaycry

You no serious

Morning Jokes
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Chinese Resturant

Lols lojel one day i decide to form a big guy, i went to chinese resturant, i met one girl, walahi i swear i like the girl, the way she trekpas, her waka make person blood dry

me: heey, hello
thegirl: hello
me: i am dpeace, may i know you
thegirl: oh why not, i am jack mo sung
me: wao nice name, can we be friend, i like you
thegirl: sure
me: *happy mood* gimme 'ur contact number.
thegirl: ohkay, sex sex sex till tonight sex
me: wao, tonight sex ?

la so one guy meet us there, and said

theguy: that's not what she me
me: i was like what again nw,
theguy: she mean 6663296



someone please wake me, i don stake for there since lastweek o

Hello World, morning to you all

Iphone 8

One day, my girlfriend called me, she said "babe please now, i want you to buy iphone 8 for me, and i know you can do it," i was like abaah, this girl don't know anything, i don't have money to buy iphone 8 for her and i can't tell her,

2nd week, i went to market to buy it but i don't see iphone 8, so i decided to buy two iphone 4 for her, i called her and give her the two iphone 4, na so she come cry that she don't want o,

abeg is it my fault ? 4+4 is it not = 8 ?

Lols Cc: LightQueen,

Ayodipths:
Iphone 8

One day, my girlfriend called me, she said "babe please now, i want you to buy iphone 8 for me, and i know you can do it," i was like abaah, this girl don't know anything, i don't have money to buy iphone 8 for her and i can't tell her,

2nd week, i went to market to buy it but i don't see iphone 8, so i decided to buy two iphone 4 for her, i called her and give her the two iphone 4, na so she come cry that she don't want o,

abeg is it my fault ? 4+4 is it not = 8 ?

Lols Cc: LightQueen,

Lol

Let her go sell them

FRESH WEEKEND JOKES . 1.Nigeria's problem is Bigger than One president, let try 2 presidents.. Atiku for morning duty and buhari for night duty . 2.I'm Just Wondering What Would Have Happened To David When He Threw The Stone And Goliath Dodge It Brutality . 3.If i combine the trekking i trekked since I was 5yrs till now...Bros I for don reach England.... Jus regretting it . 4.People who convert old stew to jollof rice hardly let go of the past . 5.The only unconditional love is the love Africans have got for #Black trousers.......... If u know u know . 6. Breaking News : Short people have finally arrived in 2019.. They arrived dis evening... Please lets welcome them Thank God I'm Average Meanwhile the fat ones are still in August 2018.. Raining season . 7.No matter how cute you are, you will still looks like a goat when eating sugarcane . 8.I Don't even know why we write exams because teachers always ask us, "have you understand, we say yes." Why can't they just believe us? . 9. #Akwa ibom lady Bride Price 20milion Naira. A lady that will still pronounce JUNCTION as YOUNG JOHN What Nonsense! . 10. Ladies if you pay rent alone but your man comes over ,walks around naked ,eats all your food. That’s not a man ,that’s a rat ! . 11. 5 boyfriends and you're still using Itel My sister what did you gain . 12. A girl will buy something from you She will open her big handbag, bring out a big purse ,opens the big purse and brings out a mini purse ,opens the mini purse and brings out a small wallet ,opens the small wallet,and opens four more zip, just to pay you, your 50naira. Aunty please just stop it . 13. The HUSBAND OF A WITCH IS A WIZARD! AND THEIR CHILDREN ARE WIZKIDS. . 14. Ugly is when you're smiling and Someone passing by ask you sister who beat you . 15.You think you know everything That line that divides the yansh....What is it called.? 1k for Who get it right. . Good morning Nairalanders How was your weekend Love you all...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chsl75z3ACY lol very funny.

Don't want to close my eyes I don't want to fall asleep Cause I'd miss you babe And I don't want to miss a thing Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream will never do I'd still miss you babe And I don't want to miss a thing.

Classic experience!

Is it just me or does 2019 feel off? Everything is boring,
>>the weather is weird,
>>summer doesn’t feel right,
>>The world isn’t fun anymore,
>>Breaking rules is for enjoyment,
>>People are rude and selfish,
>> Drugs are a priority,
>> Everyone is losing friends, >>relationships are READ MORE �
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