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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 2:15pm On Sep 23, 2019
Prudent5217:
Me I just Dey smile here. We all know Godfather works worldwide in the form of recommendation. But the fact still remains that if you are destined to be somewhere at a particular time. Even if all the Great grand Godfather get candidate for your sake they will create another slot to accommodate you. So for everyone wen no get godfather no stress yourself Dey think if na your time you go enter without stress. grin smiley


True talk.

A friend of mine that I am mentoring on (hidden things ) and he is mentoring me in the tech field.....

He knew no one..... He is currently a flying Officer.

Everything boils down to God

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Jhennie(f): 2:32pm On Sep 23, 2019
Godfatherism and God ooo

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by shobroy10(m): 2:42pm On Sep 23, 2019
KODACK:



Can I call you grin
Am part of ur ppl
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 2:49pm On Sep 23, 2019
shobroy10:

Am part of ur ppl


Hehehehehe, you just see am ni
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by shobroy10(m): 2:57pm On Sep 23, 2019
KODACK:



Hehehehehe, you just see am ni
Abi na am just seeing it oooo
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:00pm On Sep 23, 2019
Jhennie:
Godfatherism and God ooo

Baby, if God no touch your godfather heart.....nothing go Happen.

Let me give you a breif story.

A technical Director with extreme strong influence in a particular school (of which he gives admission to people without them sitting for exams) promised my dad, that he would help me get admission.......after exam and everything, I went to drop my results and gbogbo e to him ...he said okay.


7 years later, I graduated from another totally different school in a different zone of Nigeria with a better mouth watering discipline......... Funny enough,my dad sent me to deliver a message to the man on my way to my house manship location.

Guess what the man asked me......
HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN ADMISSION?.

I almost wept when I heard those words..shows that he didn't do anything.......cos even my late dad (may God rest his soul) too knew what Happened.


So..... sweetie..... If God no touch the godfather heart, he or she is useless

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:01pm On Sep 23, 2019
shobroy10:

Abi na am just seeing it oooo

Guy, my mind dey beat wella.

I done tire
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:05pm On Sep 23, 2019
Ugo4u

I just noticed that my balls are bigger than average........what can I do to reduce the size to average??

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 3:06pm On Sep 23, 2019
KODACK:
Ugo4u

I just noticed that my balls are bigger than average........what can I do to reduce the size to average??
use hammer tidy the "bagger"

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sameereinstein(m): 3:09pm On Sep 23, 2019
KODACK:
Ugo4u

I just noticed that my balls are bigger than average........what can I do to reduce the size to average??
Massage it with hot water wink cheesy

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:14pm On Sep 23, 2019
ugo4u:

use hammer tidy the "bagger"

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:15pm On Sep 23, 2019
sameereinstein:

Massage it with hot water wink cheesy


Jhennie, your help is needed here grin

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Jhennie(f): 3:22pm On Sep 23, 2019
KODACK:



Jhennie, your help is needed here grin

=Work out your balls
=Warm it with warm water
=Encircle your balls with your thumb and index finger and pull gently forward.. It helps to relieve stress off it. Use the fingertips of your other hand to gently, but firmly, massage the testicles and scrotal contents for 30 seconds. Repeat for a total of five minutes once or twice per day.
=Lift your testicles upwards and hold against the body for 10 seconds. When done properly, your penis should be pressed against your stomach. Then release, relax and repeat. Your goal is to work up to six minutes of repetitions once or twice a day.

Whichever works for you..
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 3:22pm On Sep 23, 2019
ugo4u:

use hammer tidy the "bagger"
grin grin savage
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 3:26pm On Sep 23, 2019
[quote author=KODACK post=82492469][/quote] Anything that will make you fail medicals better cut it off, no time oo...

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 3:31pm On Sep 23, 2019
Jhennie:


=Work out your balls
=Warm it with warm water
=Encircle your balls with your thumb and index finger and pull gently forward.. It helps to relieve stress off it. Use the fingertips of your other hand to gently, but firmly, massage the testicles and scrotal contents for 30 seconds. Repeat for a total of five minutes once or twice per day.
=Lift your testicles upwards and hold against the body for 10 seconds. When done properly, your penis should be pressed against your stomach. Then release, relax and repeat. Your goal is to work up to six minutes of repetitions once or twice a day.

Whichever works for you..

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 3:32pm On Sep 23, 2019
Jhennie:


=Work out your balls
=Warm it with warm water
=Encircle your balls with your thumb and index finger and pull gently forward.. It helps to relieve stress off it. Use the fingertips of your other hand to gently, but firmly, massage the testicles and scrotal contents for 30 seconds. Repeat for a total of five minutes once or twice per day.
=Lift your testicles upwards and hold against the body for 10 seconds. When done properly, your penis should be pressed against your stomach. Then release, relax and repeat. Your goal is to work up to six minutes of repetitions once or twice a day.

Whichever works for you..
@bolded can you please throw more light on this?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:33pm On Sep 23, 2019
Jhennie:


=Work out your balls
=Warm it with warm water
=Encircle your balls with your thumb and index finger and pull gently forward.. It helps to relieve stress off it. Use the fingertips of your other hand to gently, but firmly, massage the testicles and scrotal contents for 30 seconds. Repeat for a total of five minutes once or twice per day.
=Lift your testicles upwards and hold against the body for 10 seconds. When done properly, your penis should be pressed against your stomach. Then release, relax and repeat. Your goal is to work up to six minutes of repetitions once or twice a day.

Whichever works for you..


Baby, I can't do this on my own na
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:34pm On Sep 23, 2019
ugo4u:

Anything that will make you fail medicals better cut it off, no time oo...


Aye mi oo

Dan iska

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:35pm On Sep 23, 2019
ugo4u:

@bolded can you please throw more light on this?


Lolz

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 3:35pm On Sep 23, 2019
Had it being screening was in Kaduna or Taraba I for say never too worry cos harmattan will shrink the balls, infact by the time harmattan visits you, you will find your John Thomas you will not see it, at that point only you go dey contemplate whether you be Bobrisky or Denrele.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Jhennie(f): 3:35pm On Sep 23, 2019
ugo4u:

@bolded can you please throw more light on this?

You release the testicles you're holding nah..
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Jhennie(f): 3:36pm On Sep 23, 2019
KODACK:



Baby, I can't do this on my own na

Go to hospital
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:41pm On Sep 23, 2019
ugo4u:
Had it being screening was in Kaduna or Taraba I for say never too worry cos harmattan will shrink the balls, infact by the time harmattan visits you, you will find your John Thomas you will not see it, at that point only you go dey contemplate whether you be Bobrisky or Denrele.


Lolz

I served in dutse jigawa and I know harmattan when I see one
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:42pm On Sep 23, 2019
Jhennie:


Go to hospital


I'm there already.......what's next?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 3:44pm On Sep 23, 2019
grin grin grin you mean say the nigga go don enter like snail
ugo4u:
Had it being screening was in Kaduna or Taraba I for say never too worry cos harmattan will shrink the balls, infact by the time harmattan visits you, you will find your John Thomas you will not see it, at that point only you go dey contemplate whether you be Bobrisky or Denrele.

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 4:06pm On Sep 23, 2019
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 4:22pm On Sep 23, 2019
KODACK:



True talk.

A friend of mine that I am mentoring on (hidden things ) and he is mentoring me in the tech field.....

He knew no one..... He is currently a flying Officer.

Everything boils down to God

Sure

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 4:47pm On Sep 23, 2019
KennethNnolim:


From the requirements, they said applicants shouldn't be more than 28 and 32 years respectively by January 2020, so this actually suggests cadets training will be next year.
Lol, you'd be surprised...from all indications, we might go November or December

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 4:53pm On Sep 23, 2019
Confirmed, POP for SSC/RC is 5th October.
Bad news!!
It's strictly on invitation cos the CinC will be present.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 4:56pm On Sep 23, 2019
Lukas47:

This where my case is, I have been treating external pile for 3yrs now no cure, I just completed a 1week native treatment that cost me 3k yet no change not to mention drugs I bought last year based on prescription.
I pray God help me if am shortlisted.
I'm no physician but I believe pile has cure maybe the medical guys here can help out.
But if go no go enter synagogue church, going with pile to the screening is not an option, though there cases where they aren't spotted and guys that had pile voluntarily dashed from training. But be rest assured that you will nearly die if you no run be that when training resumes properly especially when applying under SSC.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by shobroy10(m): 4:58pm On Sep 23, 2019
Kodack frying is allowed or better still freezing

Modified
When u are doing the frying or freezing remember to sing;
Double anointing fall over me
Cover head to toe
Give me the power to serve this job O lord I pray !!!

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