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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by MondayOsunbor(m): 3:05pm On Sep 26, 2019
Onitsha own worse "o na mee GI na is I"

translation thing dey do you for head

We have the drug for u here

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by midnighter(f): 3:05pm On Sep 26, 2019
Lol and that hawking doctor stuff is so disgusting...they will be blasting symptoms and causes of erectile dysfunction from a loudspeaker not minding who may be listening

The people selling that tonic have the best marketing strategy I've ever seen..I don't even have a pen!s but the way they emphasise that stuff I just feel like drinking it

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by hisgrace090: 3:05pm On Sep 26, 2019
Ok
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by Mightyhaiz: 3:06pm On Sep 26, 2019
Eaglefine:

*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder... tongue

Enjoy your day..
Omo,..that dental powder na bomb. Used it after severally filling a difficult spot in my teeth without success..the result was perfect.. That thing suppose dey sell for 5k!

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by Idaraesit98(f): 3:07pm On Sep 26, 2019
This is really funny�

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by shilz(f): 3:07pm On Sep 26, 2019
Sunofgod:
Enter Onitsha....na akara akara okpa okpa chin chin chin chin!

At that point i know it's safe to consume!
okpa di oku!

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by DWJOBScom(m): 3:07pm On Sep 26, 2019
Well done
This is good

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by BOOOMNAIJA: 3:08pm On Sep 26, 2019
OP, SORRY O.....

Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by sweetyme001(f): 3:09pm On Sep 26, 2019
One wicked thing about this bus medical doctors is that their agents will be inside the bus posing as customers!! Any drugs the useless doctor mentioned they buy, making you believe the drugs are effective. Please don't buy!

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by faithfull18(f): 3:10pm On Sep 26, 2019
Lol
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:10pm On Sep 26, 2019
Eaglefine:
*O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu?

This was so unexpected.

Shedding tears cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by 360command: 3:11pm On Sep 26, 2019
Mightyhaiz:
Omo,..that dental powder na bomb. Used it after severally filling a difficult spot in my teeth without success..the result was perfect.. That thing suppose dey sell for 5k!
I do not understand clearly what you meant..

Did the dental powder work for you or not?
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by sanchybaby: 3:16pm On Sep 26, 2019
Eaglefine:
My journey experience from Lagos to East.

When you're coming back from Lagos to East, in Lagos you will see Hawkers shouting.....
Gala, Lacasera, coke, fanta even red oil...
Come down to Ore, you will hear them shout..... Banana, groundnut, pure water.
Come down also to Benin, you'll hear..... Sweet bread, bottled water, plantain chips.
Come down to Delta State, you will hear.... Cashew nuts, Ukwa, akwa ogazi, bottle water.
My dear, immediately U enter onitsha Upper iweka gbam grin, you will begin to hear.... " *O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu? bia na nsogbugi alago.* shocked
As u continue down to Portharcourt, Owerri, even the almighty Aba*... you will see them in more digital forms (Hawking Medical Doctors cool I will not fail to mention I learnt almost all names of Bacteria from this guys)
*anyi nagwo pile, pile, pile, onaa kpam kpam.....*
*Gonococus Gonorhia, syphilis, hemorrhoids, staphylococcus aureaus,, staphylococcus Aegypti, Etc* cheesy Onako gi oko na private part? Nso gi ona eme ogba taa -echi okwusi? anyi nwere ogwu ya ebea grin.
As if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure* ... tongue

Enjoy your day..


Nice one pls help us interpret some of those things in Igbo na tongue

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by Mightyhaiz: 3:17pm On Sep 26, 2019
360command:
I do not understand clearly what you meant..

Did the dental powder work for you or not?
worked perfectly,..like I boldly wrote up there

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by SILVERLINES: 3:18pm On Sep 26, 2019
Eaglefine:
My journey experience from Lagos to East.

When you're coming back from Lagos to East, in Lagos you will see Hawkers shouting.....
Gala, Lacasera, coke, fanta even red oil...
Come down to Ore, you will hear them shout..... Banana, groundnut, pure water.
Come down also to Benin, you'll hear..... Sweet bread, bottled water, plantain chips.
Come down to Delta State, you will hear.... Cashew nuts, Ukwa, akwa ogazi, bottle water.
My dear, immediately U enter onitsha Upper iweka gbam grin, you will begin to hear.... " *O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu? bia na nsogbugi alago.* shocked
As u continue down to Portharcourt, Owerri, even the almighty Aba*... you will see them in more digital forms (Hawking Medical Doctors cool I will not fail to mention I learnt almost all names of Bacteria from this guys)
*anyi nagwo pile, pile, pile, onaa kpam kpam.....*
*Gonococus Gonorhia, syphilis, hemorrhoids, staphylococcus aureaus,, staphylococcus Aegypti, Etc* cheesy Onako gi oko na private part? Nso gi ona eme ogba taa -echi okwusi? anyi nwere ogwu ya ebea grin.
As if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure* ... tongue

Enjoy your day..
Poor fellow

you must be a constant patron to ekenedili chukwu and Co.

really you experience all this
for me, all i do it check my way to the airport take a available flight to my destination

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by starrygal(f): 3:20pm On Sep 26, 2019
We asked him.try to enjoy ursef once in a while.
BOOOMNAIJA:
OP SORRY O....

Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by masterP042(m): 3:21pm On Sep 26, 2019
grin grin grin Op you made my day, I've laughed hard. I can relate. cheesy

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by MrWondah(m): 3:21pm On Sep 26, 2019
Port Harcourt is into East
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by Mykelhendriz: 3:28pm On Sep 26, 2019
Not until you learn how to spell "diseases" please and please don't comment..



Inside life
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by nlPoster: 3:33pm On Sep 26, 2019
No mention of asala (african walnut).

Interesting.
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by nlPoster: 3:33pm On Sep 26, 2019
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by nlPoster: 3:34pm On Sep 26, 2019
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by tunary(m): 3:37pm On Sep 26, 2019
Eaglefine:
My journey experience from Lagos to East.

When you're coming back from Lagos to East, in Lagos you will see Hawkers shouting.....
Gala, Lacasera, coke, fanta even red oil...
Come down to Ore, you will hear them shout..... Banana, groundnut, pure water.
Come down also to Benin, you'll hear..... Sweet bread, bottled water, plantain chips.
Come down to Delta State, you will hear.... Cashew nuts, Ukwa, akwa ogazi, bottle water.
My dear, immediately U enter onitsha Upper iweka gbam grin, you will begin to hear.... " *O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu? bia na nsogbugi alago.* shocked
As u continue down to Portharcourt, Owerri, even the almighty Aba*... you will see them in more digital forms (Hawking Medical Doctors cool I will not fail to mention I learnt almost all names of Bacteria from this guys)
*anyi nagwo pile, pile, pile, onaa kpam kpam.....*
*Gonococus Gonorhia, syphilis, hemorrhoids, staphylococcus aureaus,, staphylococcus Aegypti, Etc* cheesy Onako gi oko na private part? Nso gi ona eme ogba taa -echi okwusi? anyi nwere ogwu ya ebea grin.
As if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure* ... tongue

Enjoy your day..
I enjoyed this like I'm inside the vehicle traveling. nice one

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by candidbabe(f): 3:44pm On Sep 26, 2019
Eaglefine:
My journey experience from Lagos to East.

When you're coming back from Lagos to East, in Lagos you will see Hawkers shouting.....
Gala, Lacasera, coke, fanta even red oil...
Come down to Ore, you will hear them shout..... Banana, groundnut, pure water.
Come down also to Benin, you'll hear..... Sweet bread, bottled water, plantain chips.
Come down to Delta State, you will hear.... Cashew nuts, Ukwa, akwa ogazi, bottle water.
My dear, immediately U enter onitsha Upper iweka gbam grin, you will begin to hear.... " *O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu? bia na nsogbugi alago.* shocked
As u continue down to Portharcourt, Owerri, even the almighty Aba*... you will see them in more digital forms (Hawking Medical Doctors cool I will not fail to mention I learnt almost all names of Bacteria from this guys)
*anyi nagwo pile, pile, pile, onaa kpam kpam.....*
*Gonococus Gonorhia, syphilis, hemorrhoids, staphylococcus aureaus,, staphylococcus Aegypti, Etc* cheesy Onako gi oko na private part? Nso gi ona eme ogba taa -echi okwusi? anyi nwere ogwu ya ebea grin.
As if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure* ... :



Chai!!! You nailed it, can't stop laughing
Enjoy your day..
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by FuckDaMods: 3:44pm On Sep 26, 2019
samuelchimmy:
cheesy Op you are wicked chei, made my day jare, meanwhile I have this bulk right for the coming harmattan, can deliver anywhere in Nigeria
How much?
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by Amumaigwe: 3:54pm On Sep 26, 2019
midnighter:
Lol and that hawking doctor stuff is so disgusting...they will be blasting symptoms and causes of erectile dysfunction from a loudspeaker not minding who may be listening

The people selling that tonic have the best marketing strategy I've ever seen..I don't even have a pen!s but the way they emphasise that stuff I just feel like drinking it

You get small pen!s. Check am well.
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by midnighter(f): 4:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
Amumaigwe:


You get small pen!s. Check am well.

Are you referring to the clitoris? I don't think drinking that crazy concoction will do anything there

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by webngnews: 4:03pm On Sep 26, 2019
Oh
Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by Rotimi47: 4:04pm On Sep 26, 2019
Eaglefine:
My journey experience from Lagos to East.

When you're coming back from Lagos to East, in Lagos you will see Hawkers shouting.....
Gala, Lacasera, coke, fanta even red oil...
Come down to Ore, you will hear them shout..... Banana, groundnut, pure water.
Come down also to Benin, you'll hear..... Sweet bread, bottled water, plantain chips.
Come down to Delta State, you will hear.... Cashew nuts, Ukwa, akwa ogazi, bottle water.
My dear, immediately U enter onitsha Upper iweka gbam grin, you will begin to hear.... " *O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu? bia na nsogbugi alago.* shocked
As u continue down to Portharcourt, Owerri, even the almighty Aba*... you will see them in more digital forms (Hawking Medical Doctors cool I will not fail to mention I learnt almost all names of Bacteria from this guys)
*anyi nagwo pile, pile, pile, onaa kpam kpam.....*
*Gonococus Gonorhia, syphilis, hemorrhoids, staphylococcus aureaus,, staphylococcus Aegypti, Etc* cheesy Onako gi oko na private part? Nso gi ona eme ogba taa -echi okwusi? anyi nwere ogwu ya ebea grin.
As if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure* ... tongue

Enjoy your day..
Chai You too get mouth haba! For you to pick their mode of advertising from stop over to turnings grin

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Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by danilmo: 4:06pm On Sep 26, 2019
Eaglefine:
My journey experience from Lagos to East.

When you're coming back from Lagos to East, in Lagos you will see Hawkers shouting.....
Gala, Lacasera, coke, fanta even red oil...
Come down to Ore, you will hear them shout..... Banana, groundnut, pure water.
Come down also to Benin, you'll hear..... Sweet bread, bottled water, plantain chips.
Come down to Delta State, you will hear.... Cashew nuts, Ukwa, akwa ogazi, bottle water.
My dear, immediately U enter onitsha Upper iweka gbam grin, you will begin to hear.... " *O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu? bia na nsogbugi alago.* shocked
As u continue down to Portharcourt, Owerri, even the almighty Aba*... you will see them in more digital forms (Hawking Medical Doctors cool I will not fail to mention I learnt almost all names of Bacteria from this guys)
*anyi nagwo pile, pile, pile, onaa kpam kpam.....*
*Gonococus Gonorhia, syphilis, hemorrhoids, staphylococcus aureaus,, staphylococcus Aegypti, Etc* cheesy Onako gi oko na private part? Nso gi ona eme ogba taa -echi okwusi? anyi nwere ogwu ya ebea grin.
As if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure* ... tongue

Enjoy your day..

all I can see is the result of of illiteracy and lawlessness in a particular region.

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