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The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by shegbo(op): 3:56am On Oct 15, 2019
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An American New York based firm MSCHF, has customized Nike Air Max 97 sneakers, filled the soles with water and rechristened them ‘Jesus Shoes’. The shoes are set to let you literally walk on water and not just any type of water but holy water.

MSCHF bought a normal pairs of Nike Air Max 97 sneakers at retail value and completely revamped the shoe and added a golden Jesus on a crucifix as a shoelace charm.
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MSCHF also sourced holy water from the River Jordan, which was blessed by a priest in Brooklyn and injected the Air Max 97 bubble soles.
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The sneakers features a crucifix on top of the laces along with a drop of red ink that symbolises the blood of Christ is visible on the tongue of the trainer.
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According to The Daily Mail. It is said that colored holy water sourced from the Jordan River was put into the see-through inflated sections on the sole. The brand also added the Bible verse – Matthew 14:25 – in black writing on the side of the shoe, as well as a single blood drop, to represent the blood of Christ.

To promote its shoes, MSCHF sent about six pairs to YouTubers and other big shots, such as rapper A$AP Rocky,

“Rounding off this godly pair is a shoe box that features a seal that is modified from the official Papal Seal, and an angel on the box that is excerpted from Melencolia, a 1514 engraving by the German Renaissance artist, Albrecht Dürer.

The brand shared that it made less than 24 pairs of the shoes that were sold for $3000 a pop. Despite its popularity, there will be no more ‘Jesus Shoes’in stock and They sold out within a minute.

According to statements on MSCHF’s website the new creations devised by the brand will be released online every second and fourth Tuesday of the month.

SOURCE
https://shegbo.com/the-amazing-jesus-shoes-that-can-make-you-walk-on-water/
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by Nobody: 3:59am On Oct 15, 2019
No matter the money mama shibaraba go hear say I spend $3000 on shoes,i go literally walk on water. She go make sure say the same shoes go make me ascend to heaven the way Jesus did.
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by professorval1(m):
So what's the essence of injecting 'Holy' water into the shoes exactly?
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:39am On Oct 15, 2019
The deluded people who bought these shoes for 3k should be CRUCIFIED, like the clown who pretended he could walk on water.
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 5:02am On Oct 15, 2019
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MrBrownJay1:
The deluded people who bought these shoes for 3k should be CRUCIFIED, like the clown who pretended he could walk on water.
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[/b]you called Jesus christ a clown [b]
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by SniperSmurf(m): 5:12am On Oct 15, 2019
This is soon going to be a trend. Jus watch!
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:21am On Oct 15, 2019
idesylvester:
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[/b]you called Jesus christ a clown [b]
Any deluded person who claims he can walk on water (or the brainwashed sheep who believes him) are all clowns in my book...no better than Harry Potter or spiderman.
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by Rextizzy: 5:53am On Oct 15, 2019
Stupidity
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by wingmanIII: 5:59am On Oct 15, 2019
professorval1:
It's impossible to walk on water with these shoes.

For a body to float,
It has to displace its own weight.

The shoes are not wide enough to displace an amount of water equal to the weight of any idiyit warring it.

Therefore,
The wearer must sink.

It's very simple
You didn't understand the story. The wearer is walking on the water injected in the sole of the trainer. Not that the shoe enables you float on a river or body of water.
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by carzola(m): 6:36am On Oct 15, 2019
professorval1:
It's impossible to walk on water with these shoes.

For a body to float,
It has to displace its own weight.

The shoes are not wide enough to displace an amount of water equal to the weight of any idiyit warring it.

Therefore,
The wearer must sink.

It's very simple
u woke up and left ur brains in ur witch coven right?
"Walk on water " doesn't mean the shoe can walk on water the are referring to the water put in the sole of the shoe. .
So it feels like ur walking on water...

Ode.
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by Nobody: 6:37am On Oct 15, 2019
And after all of that I step in dog shi and then what? Isn't this crossing over to blasphemy, I mean the whole walking on the verses of god blah blah blah. The water idea is nice but the rest sounds innovative... To each their own. Good morning smiley
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 6:52am On Oct 15, 2019
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MrBrownJay1:
Any deluded person who claims he can walk on water (or the brainwashed sheep who believes him) are all clowns in my book...no better than Harry Potter or spiderman.
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Only time will tell...ur type makes the world complete.
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:00am On Oct 15, 2019
idesylvester:
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Only time will tell...ur type makes the world complete.
You must be one of them gullible deluded sheep? Abeg, don't forget to buy yourself one pair of these "holy" shoes.... nothing better to meet your maker than to be wearing his holy approved garment.

arrant holy nonsense!!!!
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 7:17am On Oct 15, 2019
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MrBrownJay1:
You must be one of them gullible deluded sheep? Abeg, don't forget to buy yourself one pair of these "holy" shoes.... nothing better to meet your maker than to be wearing his holy approved garment.

arrant holy nonsense!!!!
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Who's talking about the shoe? I'm taking about ur brain that refused to know his maker, a mortal man that can die in a second, a man who thinks he knows better than the world and the maker...
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:24am On Oct 15, 2019
idesylvester:
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Who's talking about the shoe? I'm taking about ur brain that refused to know his maker, a mortal man that can die in a second, a man who thinks he knows better than the world and the maker...
That clown is YOUR maker, not mine.
Are you saying you cannot die in a second because you believe in a clown in the sky?

Bro, go get a refund of your brain!!!
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:35am On Oct 15, 2019
Orisirisi something..... huh
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:35am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
That clown is YOUR maker, not mine.
Are you saying you cannot die in a second because you believe in a clown in the sky?

Bro, go get a refund of your brain!!!

Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by achikolo(f): 7:38am On Oct 15, 2019
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Orisirisi something..... huh
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shatap
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by achikolo(f): 7:38am On Oct 15, 2019
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Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by MrBrownJay1(m):
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Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 9:17am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
That clown is YOUR maker, not mine.
Are you saying you cannot die in a second because you believe in a clown in the sky?

Bro, go get a refund of your brain!!!
after your death, sense will come to u...
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:19am On Oct 15, 2019
idesylvester:
after your death, sense will come to u...
...and after YOUR death, I wish you can tweet and pose for the Gram with your holy clown in the sky.
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 9:23am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
...and after YOUR death, I wish you can tweet and pose for the Gram with your holy clown in the sky.
I'm enjoying this... your death will be painful cos u don't know ur maker... that's how sad it be...
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:26am On Oct 15, 2019
idesylvester:
I'm enjoying this... your death will be painful cos u don't know ur maker... that's how sad it be...
The only death that will be painful is YOURS when you realize there is no holy clown in the sky, and you have wasted your sorry brainwashed life (while getting some bastards in robe richer every sundays)
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 10:12am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
The only death that will be painful is YOURS when you realize there is no holy clown in the sky, and you have wasted your sorry brainwashed life (while getting some bastards in robe richer every sundays)
sorry I'm not making anyone rich but helping the poor.. you just failed, what do you call urself " free thinker" or what?
Hahaha... there's no God according to you but its ur father and mother that made u tru sex?? Hahahahh... brainless
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:14am On Oct 15, 2019
idesylvester:
sorry I'm not making anyone rich but helping the poor.. you just failed, what do you call urself " free thinker" or what?
Hahaha... there's no God according to you but its ur father and mother that made u tru sex?? Hahahahh... brainless
Helping the poor while your bastard in robe master buys private jets... continue lying to yourself...sheep!

By all means tell us all who made you...if not your mum and dad?! I call myself a man with a functioning brain. What do they call you brainless sheep these days?

You bunch of clueless people are the biggest HYPOCRITES on the face of this earth... quick to talk about your master the clown in the sky and his holy book, but then you cannot follow the same BS laws written in that holy confused book of yours. ....
- When was the last time you stoned a rebellious child to death a?
- When was the last time you cut your body part that had you sinned?
- When was the last time you demanded for rapists to marry their victims?
- When was the last time you gave your worldly possession to the needy?
- You selfishly wear garments of 2 different materials, don't you?
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 11:25am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
Helping the poor while your bastard in robe master buys private jets... continue lying to yourself...sheep!

By all means tell us all who made you...if not your mum and dad?! I call myself a man with a functioning brain. What do they call you brainless sheep these days?

You bunch of clueless people are the biggest HYPOCRITES on the face of this earth... quick to talk about your master the clown in the sky and his holy book, but then you cannot follow the same BS laws written in that holy confused book of yours. ....
- When was the last time you stoned a rebellious child to death a?
- When was the last time you cut your body part that had you sinned?
- When was the last time you demanded for rapists to marry their victims?
- When was the last time you gave your worldly possession to the needy?
- You selfishly wear garments of 2 different materials, don't you?
why are you so buttered about the fake so called pastors, well blame those who does that to them... right now I care about your brain that lack the messiah's presence. Who is your maker and what's his name let me see if you know where you're coming from
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:30am On Oct 15, 2019
idesylvester:
why are you so buttered about the fake so called pastors, well blame those who does that to them... right now I care about your brain that lack the messiah's presence. Who is your maker and what's his name let me see if you know where you're coming from
My father and mother are my makers... nobody else. I am no descendant of any Harry Potter mambo jambo foolishness in the sky.... thats YOUR clown family tree, not mine.
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 11:41am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
My father and mother are my makers... nobody else. I am no descendant of any Harry Potter mambo jambo foolishness in the sky.... thats YOUR clown family tree, not mine.
now I understand where you're coming from. So who made this harry potter earth you're living?
Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:52am On Oct 15, 2019
idesylvester:
now I understand where you're coming from. So who made this harry potter earth you're living?
The deluded above question does NOT deserve an answer, a picture will do the needful:

Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 8:50am On Oct 16, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
The deluded above question does NOT deserve an answer, a picture will do the needful:
Science made you I guess... see brainwashing
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