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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:02pm On Oct 26, 2019
PrincessB1:

Lemme whisper to your shell-like He said he is celebrating his previous award plus this one. And that he is awaiting his marvelous products.
Did you promised him that?
No cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:08pm On Oct 26, 2019
hulk616:
where is my second award ?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ellahzy(f): 11:38pm On Oct 26, 2019
the answer is who

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:09am On Oct 27, 2019
PrincessB1:

Thanks

What benefits actually

Benefits AKA good things,you there for me when I need you and when I dont,you give me good advice and encouragement,have my back always, call to check up on me and vice Versa...you know,nice sweet things smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 12:13am On Oct 27, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Who is the 4th child.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 12:34pm On Oct 27, 2019
[quote author=BankyGee post=83490535][/quote] I dont want trashy SS character undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:27pm On Oct 27, 2019
BankyGee is feeling cool blessed with pu7pl3, ellahzy, Nayo08, PrincessB1, hulk616, Aden777, acegodstime, Ayanfe29, vibewithme, Ologogoro, TheKingIsHere, topher052 and 2,357,640 others

Happy Sunday to you all! cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 1:50pm On Oct 27, 2019
BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling cool blessed with pu7pl3, ellahzy, Nayo08, PrincessB1, hulk616, Aden777, acegodstime, Ayanfe29, vibewithme, Ologogoro, TheKingIsHere, topher052 and 2,357,640 others

Happy Sunday to you all! cool
thank you for the nomination grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 2:02pm On Oct 27, 2019
pu7pl3:


Benefits AKA good things,you there for me when I need you and when I dont,you give me good advice and encouragement,have my back always, call to check up on me and vice Versa...you know,nice sweet things smiley
Hehehe, see special job cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 2:04pm On Oct 27, 2019
hulk616:
thank you for the nomination grin
What nomination

You are just feeling like flying grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 2:05pm On Oct 27, 2019
Wishing you all the best BankyGee and fellow rummies kiss

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 2:30pm On Oct 27, 2019
PrincessB1:

What nomination

You are just feeling like flying grin
MARVELlous award nominations

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:25pm On Oct 27, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Who is the 4th child

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 3:46pm On Oct 27, 2019
PrincessB1:

Hehehe, see special job cheesy

Yep...we need to connect on a more personal level,then we can start gaining benefits smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:38pm On Oct 27, 2019
hulk616:
MARVELlous award nominations
You need serious prayers, my brother grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:41pm On Oct 27, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- 'Who' is the 4th child

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-

Ologogoro!
pu7pl3!
hulk616! grin
ellahzy!
vibewithme!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:48pm On Oct 27, 2019
PrincessB1
wizi44
Sorry, 'myself' and 'me' are wrong answers cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:53pm On Oct 27, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Alone, I am 24th;
With a friend, I am 20,
With another friend I am unclean.

What am I? undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:05pm On Oct 27, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- 'Who' is the 4th child

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-

Ologogoro!
pu7pl3!
hulk616! grin
ellahzy!
vibewithme!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
grin grin
Thank you for this award. The journey to this position was not easy, lots of up and down, right and left, but with supports from my friends and family and also from the CEO of marvel I scaled through.
grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 8:57pm On Oct 27, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Alone, I am 24th;
With a friend, I am 20,
With another friend I am unclean.

What am I? undecided


The letter 'X'.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 9:38pm On Oct 27, 2019
are other people allowed to share jokes and riddles?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ellahzy(f): 10:07pm On Oct 27, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Alone, I am 24th;
With a friend, I am 20,
With another friend I am unclean.

What am I? undecided

tough one though

answer is X.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:30pm On Oct 27, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Alone, I am 24th;
With a friend, I am 20,
With another friend I am unclean.

What am I? undecided
tough one though

answer is X.

grin grin

I m going for the hattrick grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by TheKingIsHere: 10:38pm On Oct 27, 2019
BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling cool blessed with pu7pl3, ellahzy, Nayo08, PrincessB1, hulk616, Aden777, acegodstime, Ayanfe29, vibewithme, Ologogoro, TheKingIsHere, topher052 and 2,357,640 others

Happy Sunday to you all! cool

One love bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:20pm On Oct 27, 2019
Wow, competition is really getting tough out here...so I guess as the undisputed champion il just set the bar and explain smiley

Explanation

Alone I am 24th----'X' is the 24th letter in the alphabets

with a friend I am 20-----'X' with another 'X' gives 'XX', which is equal to 20 in roman numeral system.

Another friend and I am unclean----I think it's referring to 'Bleep', which most people consider as dirty.

Bottom line the answer is the letter "X"

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:28am On Oct 28, 2019
- Sister!!!... if you have flat boobs, flat yansh, and even flat chest... Congratulations, your three bedroom flat is complete... grin
- If smoking weed causes memory loss, why then weed smokers never forget to smoke weed undecided
- Those of you that brag about how easily you block people on social media, How many houses have you built with the blocks?
- When I was in primary school, nothing excites me like a closing bell on a Friday without an "Assignment" grin
- Next time I will enter plane if we get to the sky... I will open the back door and jump into heaven God will be surprise to see me shocked
- Looking left and right
before crossing the
road means you don't
have confidence in God,
just cross and go, God
is watching cool
- You took your girlfriend to visit your best friend for the first time, and the dog there didn't bark at her instead is playing with her.
*My brother wisdom, I repeat wisdom ooooo* grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 1:39pm On Oct 28, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Alone, I am 24th;
With a friend, I am 20,
With another friend I am unclean.

What am I? undecided


Honestly it wasn't that tough.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 1:41pm On Oct 28, 2019
pu7pl3:
Wow, competition is really getting tough out here...so I guess as the undisputed champion il just set the bar and explain smiley

Explanation

Alone I am 24th----'X' is the 24th letter in the alphabets

with a friend I am 20-----'X' with another 'X' gives 'XX', which is equal to 20 in roman numeral system.

Another friend and I am unclean----I think it's referring to 'Bleep', which most people consider as dirty.

Bottom line the answer is the letter "X"

Who asked you to elaborate?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:49pm On Oct 28, 2019
vibewithme:
are other people allowed to share jokes and riddles?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:03pm On Oct 28, 2019
vibewithme:

Who asked you to elaborate?
Bruh, that why he's still the undisputed champion

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 2:04pm On Oct 28, 2019
[quote author=BankyGee post=83533301][/quote]

okay boss

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 2:05pm On Oct 28, 2019
BankyGee:

Bruh, that why he's still the undisputed champion

Because he elaborated?

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