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Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:33pm On Jun 27, 2019
This thread is for short funny jokes and you are also free to add yours friends.. Some are from me while some are gotten from Facebook.. But not withstanding, the plan is just to put a smile on your faces friends cool




1. In Nigeria, putting kids to bed is like a robbery attack

Oya lie down, close your eyes, face the bed if i hear piim, you go see wiim..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 12:11am On Jun 28, 2019
Two Lovers planned to commit suicide on a 4 storey building... The Boy jumped first and the Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind..
And then, the Boy in the air also opened his parachute saying love never dies.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:49am On Jun 29, 2019
I heard a girl talking on the phone this morning and i felt like asking her to give me the number she used to call God cuz all the things she was asking for can only be given by God.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:59am On Jun 30, 2019
The best way to look for a girl's trouble is to snap her and refuse to show her the pictures... She can even swear amadioha for you at that moment.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:03am On Jun 30, 2019
You will be in your room for hours and nobody will come in until de moment you fart then, Boom!!... You will start hearing a knock on the door.

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Re: Short funny jokes by amsassy(f): 3:06pm On Jun 30, 2019
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Twenty47:
In Nigeria, putting kids to bed is like a robbery attack

Oya lie down, close your eyes, face the bed if i hear piim, you go see wiim..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:33pm On Jul 05, 2019
Nothing makes a short person happier than seeing someone that is shorter than them.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 12:12pm On Jul 07, 2019
Nigeria jaga jaga
Everything RUGA RUGA
Big Brother Naija Naija
COZA COZA,
Rape case in na the Air

Kai ooo... Which rapper go follow me sing this song now

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:29am On Jul 13, 2019
Sometimes God allows your phone to fall so He can hear you shout "Jesus!!" since you have refused to pray for a while.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:11pm On Sep 03, 2019
Sometimes my pastor's jokes are not funny but we just laugh because God is watching us..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:36pm On Sep 04, 2019
My siblings use to compel me to share meat whenever we were eating, i always tell them NO but they kept on persuading me and so, i decided to share meat one day..
Well.. To cut the long story short, they have been the ones turning down my request to share meat ever since then..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:46pm On Sep 09, 2019
Guys am selling liquid rat poison and this is how it works..
1.You have to chase the rat and catch it
2.Give it 2 tea spoons of the poison for one week till it dies
Without wasting much time.. You are welcome to place your order.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:50pm On Sep 09, 2019
Your parents named you fortune
You changed it to mhizfortune.. Shebi you think Jesus no de understand english ahbi..

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Re: Short funny jokes by satisfysys(m): 4:56pm On Sep 10, 2019
Twenty47:
Sometimes God allows you phone to fall so He can hear you shout "Jesus!!" since you have refused to pray for a while.
cgisos na true oohhhhhhhhhhh

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:33am On Sep 12, 2019
Guys how far nah.. 2face daughter don grow up oo
Base on pay back things

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:43pm On Sep 18, 2019
When i carry you inside my car, stop greeting people through the window.. Such behaviors consume fuel,
Ehn.. Are you trying to argue, get out of my car.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:45pm On Sep 18, 2019
Wahala is when you vomit pounded yam with fish in church during fasting and prayer session..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:24pm On Sep 18, 2019
No animal on earth can run faster than a lady with make up when it's raining.. Abeg this is not my handwriting oo.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:50pm On Sep 19, 2019
Girls can lie ehn, I remember when my ex once said, baby if you leave me i will die.. But to my greatest surprise, i saw the idiot alive yesterday..
Can you imagine??

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:21am On Sep 20, 2019
Baby am coming.. This motivational sentence can make a guy to sweep even the whole community..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:49am On Sep 20, 2019
Pls contact me if you need someone that will fall on your ex lover's cake by mistake on their wedding day.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:56pm On Sep 20, 2019
I stole a cap from school yesterday then boom.. My father comes wearing it at the P.T.A meeting today ..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:47pm On Sep 22, 2019
Stupidity is when Air Peace brings you out of South Africa free of charge and you went to pay tithes to pastors that have private Jets..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:38pm On Sep 22, 2019
I was in the plane today going to china when the two pilots started fighting..
Well to cut the long story short.. I just came down and entered okada oo.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 11:21pm On Sep 22, 2019
Wait oo.. Is Nigeria also called "abroad" in other countries??

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 11:26pm On Sep 22, 2019
Am igbo man will finish his wedding 3pm and open shop 4pm.. Igbo men and business ehn..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:34pm On Sep 24, 2019
"Inspiration go come when i reach studio"... Na so Terry G matter take start oo..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:01am On Sep 26, 2019
The way medical students walk in the hospitals and clinics these days ehhhhn... its as if they can download life

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:10am On Sep 26, 2019
On my wedding day if you hear your name, you march forward and collect your rice..
The rest will explain who invited them.. grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Olami112: 1:43pm On Sep 26, 2019
Please what is happening to uber network,
I ordered uber from Lagos to Australia since on Monday, today is Thursday. All am seeing is keep waiting ... I can't keep waiting ohhh

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:32pm On Sep 27, 2019
Just because i gave a fowl that was going my direction a lift, people are now saying i have stolen a fowl.. Can't we humans help animals anymore??

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