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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 11:06am On Nov 05, 2019 |
1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 12:24pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
BankyGee:David too easy 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 12:52pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THESE! 1. Given time, i can do all things, who am i? 2. I am a situation commonly found somewhere that ends with S, I bring money to few people and delays many people, who am i? 3. People call me mindless but i m smarter than than, who am i? someone will complain now |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:53pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
hulk616: Wtf bro I can't even understand the questions |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 12:56pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
pu7pl3:too hard for you and you said you are the best |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 1:07pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
BankyGee:am here oo 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 1:09pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
hulk616:so confusing abeg leave the riddles to bankygee 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 1:09pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
acegodstime:I was having some issues but it's all sorted out 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 1:10pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
acegodstime:too hard for you |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 1:12pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
hulk616:yes ✅oo 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:19pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:27pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
acegodstime:Welcome back bro |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 1:29pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
hulk616:Answers 1. Batman 2. traffic 3. Hulk |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 2:07pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
hulk616:remember that time black spider was posting riddles and you told Banky to kick him out |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 2:13pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
Nayo08:yes because i know blackspider evil works |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 2:34pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 2:56pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
hulk616:now you're doing the same thing |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 3:03pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
Nayo08:i m not doing the same thing |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 3:21pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
hulk616:yes of course his own was even better...at least it could be answered |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 3:41pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
hulk616:obara Jesus. Igbo's will understand |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 3:55pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 4:08pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
[quote author=pu7pl3 post=83764908] oya na answer them... And yes,I'm the best yea |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 4:31pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
hulk616:the black guy posted a riddle here and you did the same thing night guy |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 4:58pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
acegodstime:his own was tooooo easy |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 4:59pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 5:00pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
wizi44: |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 5:00pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
Nayo08: I m not night guy !!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 5:41pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
hulk616:dude it's so obvious you are I have proof |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 6:33pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
Nayo08:share it |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:54pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
hulk616:the fact that the both like hulk and marvel and the fact that that account was created the same day you announced ya retirement and the fact that I have never seen you both viewing the DC thread at a time before |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:11pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
Nayo08:Detective Nayo
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:21pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
BankyGee:DC fans are born detectives 1 Like 1 Share |
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