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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 11:06am On Nov 05, 2019
Nayo08:

the thing shock me small grin


grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 12:24pm On Nov 05, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


500 is at my end and my start, yet
5 is at my heart.
The first letter and the first number make me complete;
My name is that of a king cool

What am I? undecided undecided
David too easy angry undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 12:52pm On Nov 05, 2019
RIDDLE ME THESE!

1. Given time, i can do all things, who am i? grin
2. I am a situation commonly found somewhere that ends with S, I bring money to few people and delays many people, who am i? grin
3. People call me mindless but i m smarter than than, who am i? grin

someone will complain now undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:53pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
RIDDLE ME THESE!

1. Given time, i can do all things, who am i? grin
2. I am a situation commonly found somewhere that ends with S, I bring money to few people and delays many people, who am i? grin
3. People call me mindless but i m smarter than than, who am i? grin

someone will complain me undecided


Wtf bro grin I can't even understand the questions grin grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 12:56pm On Nov 05, 2019
pu7pl3:


Wtf bro grin I can't even understand the questions grin grin
too hard for you grin grin
and you said you are the best undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 1:07pm On Nov 05, 2019
BankyGee:
Aden777, Ayanfe29, ellahzy, acegodstime. WHERE una dey?
am here oo

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 1:09pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
RIDDLE ME THESE!

1. Given time, i can do all things, who am i? grin
2. I am a situation commonly found somewhere that ends with S, I bring money to few people and delays many people, who am i? grin
3. People call me mindless but i m smarter than than, who am i? grin

someone will complain now undecided

so confusing

abeg leave the riddles to bankygee

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 1:09pm On Nov 05, 2019
acegodstime:
am here oo
I was having some issues but it's all sorted out

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 1:10pm On Nov 05, 2019
acegodstime:
so confusing

abeg leave the riddles to bankygee
grin grin too hard for you
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 1:12pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
grin grin too hard for you
yes ✅oo

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:19pm On Nov 05, 2019
Move Around, People Need to Laugh

#AbiNa??
- The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbor's white goat and dyed it black... Only for the neighbor to say he recognized the goat by it's smile. grin shocked
- CHURCH NOTICE:
Do not leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags unattended... Others may think it is an answer to their prayers gringringrin
- Some girls will spend 2-4 hours wearing makeup, and still end up looking like African footballers. grin
- Only Ibadan people it is, that can request for remote control @ the Cinema.
#NaLie??
- #NigeriansSef...
U bought an industrial freezer of 150k for 30k and yet complains that the freezer shocks...
*U wey buy am, the price no shock u??* shockedshocked
- All these Indian movies can deceive somebody oooooo...
Today I danced at the market, nobody joined me, instead, I was tied with a rope crycry
- Those students who used to read topics ahead of teachers, I hope you have already received salary for November and December?
- The world can't end tomorrow, 'cos Ibadan girls still use spoon to drink Viju milk. tongue
- Ibadan people will have an accident, stand up, curse the driver, then fall down and die. grin
- Indeed, when you marry a good wife, even to chop food for outside go be like
fornication to you. #AbiNa??
- When I get married, even taking a selfie with me won't be easy...
I will be like "Let me discuss with my wife first" cool
- #Palz, You can now compare me to Bill Gates, Dangote and others as long as I'm having pot belly.
Please don't argue with me, am not your age mate. coolcool
- Ladies, If your boyfriend's sister hates you, leave her brother for her in peace & snatch her boyfriend. Simple!
- #LADIES!
If you're older than your man... Whose rib did you come from? ??‍?
- Dear short people, don't be short and existing for nothing... Pls help us to check the root of our problem in this country :-)
- When you're rich and ugly, slay queens will find something good in you like, ''Aww, you got nice fingerprint", "Gosh, his shadow is cute", "Waw his skeleton is so romantic..." cheesy tongue
- The most confusing praise song in Nigeria is 'Yayi, Yayi, Jesu Yayi'...after the first line, everybody starts speaking in tongues. gringrin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:27pm On Nov 05, 2019
acegodstime:
am here oo
Welcome back bro cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 1:29pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
RIDDLE ME THESE!

1. Given time, i can do all things, who am i? grin
2. I am a situation commonly found somewhere that ends with S, I bring money to few people and delays many people, who am i? grin
3. People call me mindless but i m smarter than than, who am i? grin

someone will complain now undecided

Answers

1. Batman undecided
2. traffic
3. Hulk

grin grin grin grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 2:07pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
RIDDLE ME THESE!

1. Given time, i can do all things, who am i? grin
2. I am a situation commonly found somewhere that ends with S, I bring money to few people and delays many people, who am i? grin
3. People call me mindless but i m smarter than than, who am i? grin

someone will complain now undecided

remember that time black spider was posting riddles and you told Banky to kick him out undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 2:13pm On Nov 05, 2019
Nayo08:

remember that time black spider was posting riddles and you told Banky to kick him out undecided
yes because i know blackspider evil works undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 2:34pm On Nov 05, 2019
pu7pl3:


Wtf bro grin I can't even understand the questions grin grin

on god!!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 2:56pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
yes because i know blackspider evil works undecided
now you're doing the same thing angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 3:03pm On Nov 05, 2019
Nayo08:

now you're doing the same thing angry
i m not doing the same thing angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 3:21pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
i m not doing the same thing angry
yes of course his own was even better...at least it could be answered
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 3:41pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:

Answers

1. Batman undecided
2. traffic
3. Hulk

grin grin grin grin
obara Jesus. Igbo's will understand
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 3:55pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
too hard for you grin grin
and you said you are the best undecided

oya na answer them...

And yes,I'm the best
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 4:08pm On Nov 05, 2019
[quote author=pu7pl3 post=83764908]
oya na answer them...
And yes,I'm the best
yea
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 4:31pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
i m not doing the same thing angry
angry the black guy posted a riddle here and you did the same thing night guy angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 4:58pm On Nov 05, 2019
acegodstime:
yes of course his own was even better...at least it could be answered
his own was tooooo easy undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 4:59pm On Nov 05, 2019
pu7pl3:


oya na answer them...

And yes,I'm the best
check my answers grin
hulk616:

Answers

1. Batman undecided
2. traffic
3. Hulk

grin grin grin grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 5:00pm On Nov 05, 2019
wizi44:
obara Jesus. Igbo's will understand
undecided undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 5:00pm On Nov 05, 2019
Nayo08:

angry the black guy posted a riddle here and you did the same thing night guy angry

I m not night guy !!!!!!!!!!! angry angry angry angry angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 5:41pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:

I m not night guy !!!!!!!!!!! angry angry angry angry angry
angry dude it's so obvious you are I have proof angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 6:33pm On Nov 05, 2019
Nayo08:

angry dude it's so obvious you are I have proof angry
share it angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:54pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
share it angry
angry the fact that the both like hulk and marvel and the fact that that account was created the same day you announced ya retirement and the fact that I have never seen you both viewing the DC thread at a time before angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:11pm On Nov 05, 2019
Nayo08:

angry the fact that the both like hulk and marvel and the fact that that account was created the same day you announced ya retirement and the fact that I have never seen you both viewing the DC thread at a time before angry
Detective Nayo grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:21pm On Nov 05, 2019
BankyGee:

Detective Nayo grin
DC fans are born detectives cool grin

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