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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 7:29pm On Nov 05, 2019
Blackspider:
Riddle me this,

What ends with W but has no end?

What can you touch with your left hand but can't with your right hand?

If black is a colour and white is also a colour, why is black and white TV not called a coloured TV?


Have fun grin grin grin
to the last question lemme explain..

according to science � precisely physics a spectrum of light contains seven colors ROYGBIV..when this light falls on an object the color that objects appears its the color the that wasn't absorbed by the object

for example a red shirt appears red because the shirt absorbed all the other colors except red which is now reflected back....

now to why white is not a color.....and object appears white if the object reflects all the seven colors....and appears black if it absorbs all seven colors....

I hope you get my point � ....

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 7:31pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
check my answers grin
explain
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:31pm On Nov 05, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- DAVID
For explanation check Nayo08's post

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
pu7pl3!
vibewithme! (copy 'n paste cool)
hulk616!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:38pm On Nov 05, 2019
acegodstime:
to the last question lemme explain..

according to science � precisely physics a spectrum of light contains seven colors ROYGBIV..when this light falls on an object the color that objects appears its the color the that wasn't absorbed by the object

for example a red shirt appears red because the shirt absorbed all the other colors except red which is now reflected back....

now to why white is not a color.....and object appears white if the object reflects all the seven colors....and appears black if it absorbs all seven colors....

I hope you get my point � ....

Jesus Christ someone left Arkham open today embarassed

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:38pm On Nov 05, 2019
Nayo08:
DC fans are born detectives cool grin
angry

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:40pm On Nov 05, 2019
pu7pl3:


Jesus Christ someone left Arkham open today embarassed

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Blackspider: 7:53pm On Nov 05, 2019
acegodstime:
to the last question lemme explain..

according to science � precisely physics a spectrum of light contains seven colors ROYGBIV..when this light falls on an object the color that objects appears its the color the that wasn't absorbed by the object

for example a red shirt appears red because the shirt absorbed all the other colors except red which is now reflected back....

now to why white is not a color.....and object appears white if the object reflects all the seven colors....and appears black if it absorbs all seven colors....

I hope you get my point � ....
Okay ooooh

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:24pm On Nov 05, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A special tree;
Possesses heads and bodies

How is this possible? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:36pm On Nov 05, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A special tree;
Possesses heads and bodies

How is this possible? undecided
undecided bcoz it's special

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:44pm On Nov 05, 2019
BankyGee:
Aden777, Ayanfe29, ellahzy, acegodstime. WHERE una dey?


We're here o

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:57pm On Nov 05, 2019
Ayanfe29:



We're here o
cheesy how many of you?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:01pm On Nov 05, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A special tree;
Possesses heads and bodies

How is this possible? undecided

It's not possible

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:42pm On Nov 05, 2019
Nayo08:

[s]angry the fact that the both like hulk and marvel and the fact that that account was created the same day you announced ya retirement and the fact that I have never seen you both viewing the DC thread at a time before angry [[/s]
trash angry
I announced my retirement 1st of November, that imposter created his account 3rd of November

We were on the same thread at the time yesterday

He likes anime I hate anime

I m not night guy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:44pm On Nov 05, 2019
[quote author=hulk616 post=83773931][/quote]
sad ok sir no night guy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:46pm On Nov 05, 2019
Nayo08:

DC fans are born detectives cool grin
and you can't detect your box office failures

I m not nightguy angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:48pm On Nov 05, 2019
Blackspider:
Okay ooooh
BankyGee this guy has come back again

Press X to remove him angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:48pm On Nov 05, 2019
Nayo08:

sad ok sir no night guy
I m not night guy angry angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 10:07pm On Nov 05, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A special tree;
Possesses heads and bodies

How is this possible? undecided
its a special one
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 10:41pm On Nov 05, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- DAVID
For explanation check Nayo08's post

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
pu7pl3!
vibewithme! (copy 'n paste cool)
hulk616!
*Claps, cheers*


i did not copy and paste nahh cry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 10:46pm On Nov 05, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A special tree;
Possesses heads and bodies

How is this possible? undecided

nice one. it's not possible smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:17pm On Nov 05, 2019
Ayanfe29:


We're here o
Bae nibo lo loh na?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:23pm On Nov 05, 2019
vibewithme:


i did not copy and paste nahh cry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ellahzy(f): 10:57am On Nov 06, 2019
my people, how una dey?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:23am On Nov 06, 2019
Nayo08:

cheesy how many of you?



Fifty five of us

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:07pm On Nov 06, 2019
ellahzy:
my people, how una dey?
Welcome jae where you go before?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:09pm On Nov 06, 2019
Ayanfe29:




Fifty five of us
Fifty five khe?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:43pm On Nov 06, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- The Family Tree cool

No winners for today! grin
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:50pm On Nov 06, 2019
vibewithme:


nice one. it's not possible smiley
Nayo08:

undecided bcoz it's special
acegodstime:
its a special one
pu7pl3:


It's not possible
WRONG answers cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:53pm On Nov 06, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is the difference between a watchmaker and a jailor? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:16pm On Nov 06, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the difference between a watchmaker and a jailor? undecided
a watch maker makes watches while a jailor watches cells

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:17pm On Nov 06, 2019
hulk616:
I m not night guy angry angry
angry give up bro angry you're night guy angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:18pm On Nov 06, 2019
Ayanfe29:




Fifty five of us
grin fifty five as in 55 grin

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