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EXLOVER:
TB Joshua is getting old.

Man of God help me, I have stop smoking but i still smoke in my dream every night.

Righteousness89:
A Prophet is not Without Honor Save in his place

Zoharariel:
He has gone to South Sudan to brainwash them with his usual Sakamanje.

He was busy seeing visions for people but couldn't see the impending catastrophe at his own backyard that eventually buried 105 gullible sheeples untimely - beneath the rubbles of the Synagogue Guesthouse.

To make matters worse, he said Yahweh showed him that Hilary Clinton would win the 2016 Amerikan Presidential Election, only for Trump - the Orange baboon & commander of the Twitter Armed Forces to be sworn in as the 45th Amerikan President.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/us-election-t-b-joshua-predicts-win-hillary-clinton/amp/

And after he realized he had committed an awful gaffe, the bastard then deleted his failed prophecy from his facebook page to cover up his shame.

https://m.news24.com/Africa/News/nigerias-prophet-tb-joshua-deletes-clinton-win-prophecy-20161109

Yet, gullible Afrikans still troop to his church for miracles, signs & wonders.

Slaves who love their chains shall remain in bondage.

If anybody tells you that he's a Man of God or Called by God or Filled with the Holy Spirit;

Ask him to call down fire from Heaven to consume Boko Haram like Elijah The Tishbite did.

or

Ask him to turn water into Heineken like Jesus did.

Afterall, Jesus, their master says in the book of John 14: 12 - Very truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father.

Since the ascension of Jesus Christ back to Heaven - without the use of a rocket or a hot air balloon, none of his so-called Pastors & Prophets have tried to surpass or broken his records.

Why? Because all the nonsense written in the Holy Books are fables & fairytales concocted to keep people docile & kill their brains

Even though they run their filthy & fraudulent mouths on the pulpit every Sundays they know they're only deceiving themselves.

Truth is - Religion is a Multi-Billion Dollar Industry of Sakamanje.

zoba88:
President Salva Kiir and the First Lady Mary Ayen Mayardit received the Senior Prophet, Temitope Balogun Joshua, commonly referred to as T. B. Joshua in Juba upon arrival at Juba International Airport on Tuesday morning.

A number of senior government officials and thousands of believers from across the country also gathered at Juba International Airport to welcome the senior prophet.

In his remarks, President Salva Kiir described the visit of the Senior Prophet as a new beginning for South Sudan.

President Salva Kiir called upon South Sudanese to interpret the message of the prophet as a call for permanent peace.

In addition, President Salva Kiir also said the way South Sudan is represented on the international media is not exactly what you see when you are on the ground and this will also be an opportunity for the millions of followers of T.B. Joshua to witness this.

Senior Prophet TB Joshua prayed for South Sudan political leaders at the State House for God to give them direction that will guide their hearts towards peace.

He said that the country will enter a new year peacefully with a new beginning.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/11/south-sudan-president-salva-kiir-and.html?m=1

Musso16:
Means hell fire � straight

Zoharariel:
He has gone to South Sudan to brainwash them with his usual Sakamanje.

He was busy seeing visions for people but couldn't see the impending catastrophe at his own backyard that eventually buried 105 gullible sheeples untimely - beneath the rubbles of the Synagogue Guesthouse.

To make matters worse, he said Yahweh showed him that Hilary Clinton would win the 2016 Amerikan Presidential Election, only for Trump - the Orange baboon & commander of the Twitter Armed Forces to be sworn in as the 45th Amerikan President.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/us-election-t-b-joshua-predicts-win-hillary-clinton/amp/

And after he realized he had committed an awful gaffe, the bastard then deleted his failed prophecy from his facebook page to cover up his shame.

https://m.news24.com/Africa/News/nigerias-prophet-tb-joshua-deletes-clinton-win-prophecy-20161109

Yet, gullible Afrikans still troop to his church for miracles, signs & wonders.

Slaves who love their chains shall remain in bondage.

If anybody tells you that he's a Man of God or Called by God or Filled with the Holy Spirit;

Ask him to call down fire from Heaven to consume Boko Haram like Elijah The Tishbite did.

or

Ask him to turn water into Heineken like Jesus did.

Afterall, Jesus, their master says in the book of John 14: 12 - Very truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father.

Since the ascension of Jesus Christ back to Heaven - without the use of a rocket or a hot air balloon, none of his so-called Pastors & Prophets have tried to surpass or broken his records.

Why? Because all the nonsense written in the Holy Books are fables & fairytales concocted to keep people docile & kill their brains

Even though they run their filthy & fraudulent mouths on the pulpit every Sundays they know they're only deceiving themselves.

Truth is - Religion is a Multi-Billion Dollar Industry of Sakamanje.

KenModi:
Arguably the most sensible comment pertaining to religion to ever grace Nairaland! Your wealth of wisdom, knowledge and understanding of the deception of man via religion would never run dry. But watch out for the sheeples already on their way to attack you here.

Zoharariel:
He has gone to South Sudan to brainwash them with his usual Sakamanje.

He was busy seeing visions for people but couldn't see the impending catastrophe at his own backyard that eventually buried 105 gullible sheeples untimely - beneath the rubbles of the Synagogue Guesthouse.

To make matters worse, he said Yahweh showed him that Hilary Clinton would win the 2016 Amerikan Presidential Election, only for Trump - the Orange baboon & commander of the Twitter Armed Forces to be sworn in as the 45th Amerikan President.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/us-election-t-b-joshua-predicts-win-hillary-clinton/amp/

And after he realized he had committed an awful gaffe, the bastard then deleted his failed prophecy from his facebook page to cover up his shame.

https://m.news24.com/Africa/News/nigerias-prophet-tb-joshua-deletes-clinton-win-prophecy-20161109

Yet, gullible Afrikans still troop to his church for miracles, signs & wonders.

Slaves who love their chains shall remain in bondage.

If anybody tells you that he's a Man of God or Called by God or Filled with the Holy Spirit;

Ask him to call down fire from Heaven to consume Boko Haram like Elijah The Tishbite did.

or

Ask him to turn water into Heineken like Jesus did.

Afterall, Jesus, their master says in the book of John 14: 12 - Very truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father.

Since the ascension of Jesus Christ back to Heaven - without the use of a rocket or a hot air balloon, none of his so-called Pastors & Prophets have tried to surpass or broken his records.

Why? Because all the nonsense written in the Holy Books are fables & fairytales concocted to keep people docile & kill their brains

Even though they run their filthy & fraudulent mouths on the pulpit every Sundays they know they're only deceiving themselves.

Truth is - Religion is a Multi-Billion Dollar Industry of Sakamanje.

Adakintroy2:
There are many things you wrote funny enough that agrees with the bible. Thats the level of your ignorance.( I mean to ignore).

The bible is not a one sided book. It balance both half. One would have called it false book if the author vindicated themselves alone. But consider the many authors incline their errors in parts.

Moses failures was clearly stated, Samsons mistake, Solomon later years of waste as well as David descend. If the book intentions were to "woo" it would not need to tell both half as one.

Concern your self with the core message rather..

Don't kill

Do not steal

Do not lie against your neighnours,

Do not committed adultry.

Honor you father and mother.

See if all this are lies or fables if . If it's not, Then the problem may be as with many things out there "man's interpretations".

importantperson:
Both of you don't have sense

Zoharariel:
He has gone to South Sudan to brainwash them with his usual Sakamanje.

He was busy seeing visions for people but couldn't see the impending catastrophe at his own backyard that eventually buried 105 gullible sheeples untimely - beneath the rubbles of the Synagogue Guesthouse.

To make matters worse, he said Yahweh showed him that Hilary Clinton would win the 2016 Amerikan Presidential Election, only for Trump - the Orange baboon & commander of the Twitter Armed Forces to be sworn in as the 45th Amerikan President.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/us-election-t-b-joshua-predicts-win-hillary-clinton/amp/

And after he realized he had committed an awful gaffe, the bastard then deleted his failed prophecy from his facebook page to cover up his shame.

https://m.news24.com/Africa/News/nigerias-prophet-tb-joshua-deletes-clinton-win-prophecy-20161109

Yet, gullible Afrikans still troop to his church for miracles, signs & wonders.

Slaves who love their chains shall remain in bondage.

If anybody tells you that he's a Man of God or Called by God or Filled with the Holy Spirit;

Ask him to call down fire from Heaven to consume Boko Haram like Elijah The Tishbite did.

or

Ask him to turn water into Heineken like Jesus did.

Afterall, Jesus, their master says in the book of John 14: 12 - Very truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father.

Since the ascension of Jesus Christ back to Heaven - without the use of a rocket or a hot air balloon, none of his so-called Pastors & Prophets have tried to surpass or broken his records.

Why? Because all the nonsense written in the Holy Books are fables & fairytales concocted to keep people docile & kill their brains

Even though they run their filthy & fraudulent mouths on the pulpit every Sundays they know they're only deceiving themselves.

Truth is - Religion is a Multi-Billion Dollar Industry of Sakamanje.

ednut1:
South sudan fir be like biafra. Both blaming/blamed the north for their woes. Give them freedom den boom

ednut1:
South sudan fir be like biafra. Both blaming/blamed the north for their woes. Give them freedom den boom

Zoharariel:
He has gone to South Sudan to brainwash them with his usual Sakamanje.

He was busy seeing visions for people but couldn't see the impending catastrophe at his own backyard that eventually buried 105 gullible sheeples untimely - beneath the rubbles of the Synagogue Guesthouse.

To make matters worse, he said Yahweh showed him that Hilary Clinton would win the 2016 Amerikan Presidential Election, only for Trump - the Orange baboon & commander of the Twitter Armed Forces to be sworn in as the 45th Amerikan President.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/us-election-t-b-joshua-predicts-win-hillary-clinton/amp/

And after he realized he had committed an awful gaffe, the bastard then deleted his failed prophecy from his facebook page to cover up his shame.

https://m.news24.com/Africa/News/nigerias-prophet-tb-joshua-deletes-clinton-win-prophecy-20161109

Yet, gullible Afrikans still troop to his church for miracles, signs & wonders.

Slaves who love their chains shall remain in bondage.

If anybody tells you that he's a Man of God or Called by God or Filled with the Holy Spirit;

Ask him to call down fire from Heaven to consume Boko Haram like Elijah The Tishbite did.

or

Ask him to turn water into Heineken like Jesus did.

Afterall, Jesus, their master says in the book of John 14: 12 - Very truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father.

Since the ascension of Jesus Christ back to Heaven - without the use of a rocket or a hot air balloon, none of his so-called Pastors & Prophets have tried to surpass or broken his records.

Why? Because all the nonsense written in the Holy Books are fables & fairytales concocted to keep people docile & kill their brains

Even though they run their filthy & fraudulent mouths on the pulpit every Sundays they know they're only deceiving themselves.

Truth is - Religion is a Multi-Billion Dollar Industry of Sakamanje.

Zoharariel:
He has gone to South Sudan to brainwash them with his usual Sakamanje. .

He said that the country will enter a new year peacefully with a new beginning.

AgentNairaland:
Salva Kiir, Which Kind Name Be Dis

Macmoni:
d most outstanding prophet of our generation

Zoharariel:
He has gone to South Sudan to brainwash them with his usual Sakamanje.

Why? Because all the nonsense written in the Holy Books are fables & fairytales concocted to keep people docile & kill their brains

Even though they run their filthy & fraudulent mouths on the pulpit every Sundays they know they're only deceiving themselves.

Truth is - Religion is a Multi-Billion Dollar Industry of Sakamanje.

Zoharariel:
He has gone to South Sudan to brainwash them with his usual Sakamanje.

He was busy seeing visions for people but couldn't see the impending catastrophe at his own backyard that eventually buried 105 gullible sheeples untimely - beneath the rubbles of the Synagogue Guesthouse.

To make matters worse, he said Yahweh showed him that Hilary Clinton would win the 2016 Amerikan Presidential Election, only for Trump - the Orange baboon & commander of the Twitter Armed Forces to be sworn in as the 45th Amerikan President.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/us-election-t-b-joshua-predicts-win-hillary-clinton/amp/

And after he realized he had committed an awful gaffe, the bastard then deleted his failed prophecy from his facebook page to cover up his shame.

https://m.news24.com/Africa/News/nigerias-prophet-tb-joshua-deletes-clinton-win-prophecy-20161109

Yet, gullible Afrikans still troop to his church for miracles, signs & wonders.

Slaves who love their chains shall remain in bondage.

If anybody tells you that he's a Man of God or Called by God or Filled with the Holy Spirit;

Ask him to call down fire from Heaven to consume Boko Haram like Elijah The Tishbite did.

or

Ask him to turn water into Heineken like Jesus did.

Afterall, Jesus, their master says in the book of John 14: 12 - Very truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father.

Since the ascension of Jesus Christ back to Heaven - without the use of a rocket or a hot air balloon, none of his so-called Pastors & Prophets have tried to surpass or broken his records.

Why? Because all the nonsense written in the Holy Books are fables & fairytales concocted to keep people docile & kill their brains

Even though they run their filthy & fraudulent mouths on the pulpit every Sundays they know they're only deceiving themselves.

Truth is - Religion is a Multi-Billion Dollar Industry of Sakamanje.

dokie:
There is more evidence that Jesus was a historical figure than there is that he is not.

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/14/what-is-the-historical-evidence-that-jesus-christ-lived-and-died

With that in mind, allow Christians to believe the "fables" they have chosen to believe. The good thing about these "fables" is that they are tailored to promote a social order of peaceful coexistence for all men all through their lives on earth, in addition to an eternal life.

If it's just for promoting that beneficial social order, cut the guys who originated the "money spinning business" of religion some slacks and encourage the "slaves" to at least follow those good instructions. If they all can, we would have a much better world.

I'm sure you want a much better society. Christianity is all about that, and more.

Zoharariel:
He has gone to South Sudan to brainwash them with his usual Sakamanje.

He was busy seeing visions for people but couldn't see the impending catastrophe at his own backyard that eventually buried 105 gullible sheeples untimely - beneath the rubbles of the Synagogue Guesthouse.

To make matters worse, he said Yahweh showed him that Hilary Clinton would win the 2016 Amerikan Presidential Election, only for Trump - the Orange baboon & commander of the Twitter Armed Forces to be sworn in as the 45th Amerikan President.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/us-election-t-b-joshua-predicts-win-hillary-clinton/amp/

And after he realized he had committed an awful gaffe, the bastard then deleted his failed prophecy from his facebook page to cover up his shame.

https://m.news24.com/Africa/News/nigerias-prophet-tb-joshua-deletes-clinton-win-prophecy-20161109

Yet, gullible Afrikans still troop to his church for miracles, signs & wonders.

Slaves who love their chains shall remain in bondage.

If anybody tells you that he's a Man of God or Called by God or Filled with the Holy Spirit;

Ask him to call down fire from Heaven to consume Boko Haram like Elijah The Tishbite did.

or

Ask him to turn water into Heineken like Jesus did.

Afterall, Jesus, their master says in the book of John 14: 12 - Very truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father.

Since the ascension of Jesus Christ back to Heaven - without the use of a rocket or a hot air balloon, none of his so-called Pastors & Prophets have tried to surpass or broken his records.

Why? Because all the nonsense written in the Holy Books are fables & fairytales concocted to keep people docile & kill their brains

Even though they run their filthy & fraudulent mouths on the pulpit every Sundays they know they're only deceiving themselves.

Truth is - Religion is a Multi-Billion Dollar Industry of Sakamanje.

0monnak0da:
Reflect on ACTUAL the meaning of what you have written