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Where else but New York City? A newly opened restaurant within the city limits is boasting the nation’s first license to serve human flesh on the menu. The restaurant, simply called SKIN, received a license after petitioning the state and federal governments over laws against cannibalism.

“As a species, we are at the top of the food chain, and the only meat left to tackle was other humans,” said SKIN owner Mario Dorcy, a 4-star Michelin chef. “We battled long and hard to be able to serve human meat in our restaurant, and the government finally conceded that were were in the right.”
Dorcy says that he has been fighting cannibal ordinance laws for over 10 years, and was finally given the green-light after he promised that the meat that was used would only come from people who had donated their bodies specifically to his restaurant, knowing full well that they would be eaten.

“We have to keep meticulous records, and there is a lot of paperwork someone has to fill out before they die, and before they can be eaten,” said Dorcy. “We do pay handsomely for body donations, though, and the money can be used for anything, since funeral expenses become zero when you donate your body to be eaten.”

Dorcy says that there are plenty of dishes on the menu that do not include human meat, but those leery of the process should not order at all.

“Just like on those packages of candies with allergy warnings that say ‘the machines also are used to make items with nuts,’ our utensils are also used to cook human meat,” said Dorcy. “So don’t come in if you’re not down with what we do.”

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believe this rubbish fake news at your own peril... sadly, i am sure many not so bright people will.

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I overheard one nairalander saying
"MAMABUBUQGRILL uses dead human body for his asún work.. "
Then I overlooked the above said, and I ate his BBQ..
So I don chop human being like this??

Chop nd get life...cannibalism is a way of life.read treasures from the flesh by nood blakins...d new era has just began...finally there be a reward for ones guilt....just donate ur flesh nd proceeds to charity...ur soul can finally be at Peace, nd not rest in peace....

Lol .

Makes me remember the day we slaughtered our principal's dying goat .

Lol, the repercussion that followed on Monday after the devious act was remarkable. Never to forget .

But Sha, Make we no go copy this people, because Fulani herdsmen go just dey slaughter us for donation to the restaurant.
You no know when you don chop your mama .

MrBrownJay1:
believe this rubbish fake news at your own peril... sadly, i am sure many not so bright people will.

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I hope so. But things are really happening this days you know. A lot of strange stuff are been legalized this days

Fake news!

Adeling:
I hope so. But things are really happening this days you know. A lot of strange stuff are been legalized this days

this is a well publicized FAKE news brought by the website "empirenews DOT net" that has been shared about 7000 times... but its all FAKE. here are some of their other BS fake news from this website:
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anyone who believes any of this rubbish needs a new brain, ASAP!

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Daviddson:
Fake news!

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Fake fake