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BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

hulk616:
oxygen

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Ayanfe29:
Time

BankyGee:

BankyGee:

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

vibewithme:
money or friends

BankyGee:
Bruh pick one...

BankyGee:
- I bought Iron Man movie from an igbo man when I got home, it was a man ironing his clothes
- Final year student Will be like " last card " then ASUU will be like < pick 2
- I can't date a girl called AMAKA that girl that have mine to disappoint 2 FACE -------- what will she do to me that have 1 FACE?
- Are you on whatsapp? That question should STOP. If you want to ask her for number, please be bold enough to ask her number stop using WhatsApp to cover up
- That moment wey you never see your period for long..... You will just be like OH if I see my period I no go do am again ( not my hand writing oo)
- Someone asked me why do NIGERIANS like saying sorry before asking a question
Like : sorry what's the time?
Sorry is this the line?
( I answered him well) "to me my dear friend, everybody in this country is angry so you have to apologize for their anger in advance before making inquiries."
HAA Wahala

TO BE CONTINUED

BankyGee:
Wrong!

Hint: The Riddler asked this riddle in a Batman animated movie

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS


Journey without me and you will never prevail;
Have too much of me and you will surely fail.

What am I?

vibewithme:
confidence

bro you got it from 'How I Met Your Mother'

BankyGee:
Me and My Son
Me and my son got into the car, about to go to a party. Just as we got in
SON: Dad, why is mom not following us
ME: Don't worry son, she'll come with her own car.
SON: Why?... Is it because you two quarelled last night
ME: Can you Imagine son?? Your mom called me a drunkard!
SON: What is a drunkard
ME: Well... Let me not explain this kind of thing to you, let's go...
Just as I was about to put the key in the ignition, he held my held my hand and said...
"Daddy wait... Please tell me, what is a drunkard?
I sighed, and then turned to him...
"Well son, a drunkard is someone that drinks alcohol a lot and misbehaves, for example, you see those four cars over there? [pointing to the cars] a drunkard will see eight"
SON: Ok.
(he said and then got down from the car and slammed the door)
ME: (Suprised!) Why did you get down
SON: I'll follow mum in her own car.
ME: Why??
SON: Because she is right.
ME: How
SON: You're a drunkard
ME: What??! Why did you say that
SON: Because there's only two cars there..

TO BE CONTINUED

BankyGee:
Me and My Son
Me and my son got into the car, about to go to a party. Just as we got in
SON: Dad, why is mom not following us
ME: Don't worry son, she'll come with her own car.
SON: Why?... Is it because you two quarelled last night
ME: Can you Imagine son?? Your mom called me a drunkard!
SON: What is a drunkard
ME: Well... Let me not explain this kind of thing to you, let's go...
Just as I was about to put the key in the ignition, he held my held my hand and said...
"Daddy wait... Please tell me, what is a drunkard?
I sighed, and then turned to him...
"Well son, a drunkard is someone that drinks alcohol a lot and misbehaves, for example, you see those four cars over there? [pointing to the cars] a drunkard will see eight"
SON: Ok.
(he said and then got down from the car and slammed the door)
ME: (Suprised!) Why did you get down
SON: I'll follow mum in her own car.
ME: Why??
SON: Because she is right.
ME: How
SON: You're a drunkard
ME: What??! Why did you say that
SON: Because there's only two cars there..

TO BE CONTINUED

hulk616:
too predictable like justice league but more manageable than joker

hulk616:
[s][/s]

hulk616:
Violence is not allowed here.

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

My watch....

I'm back guys...looks like y'all didn't even miss me at all

pu7pl3:
My watch....

I'm back guys...looks like y'all didn't even miss me at all

BankyGee:
I missed you bruh, but I thought you were in a trance and didn't want to disturb

I had personal real life issues that made me remove my face from comics for some time ...but I'm back now tho

pu7pl3:
I had personal real life issues that made me remove my face from comics for some time ...but I'm back now tho