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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:03pm On Nov 24, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Blood


Winners of yesterday's riddle:
vibewithme!
Ayanfe29!

*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:11pm On Nov 24, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:22pm On Nov 24, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
oxygen

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:17pm On Nov 24, 2019
- I bought Iron Man movie from an igbo man when I got home, it was a man ironing his clothes angry
- Final year student Will be like " last card " then ASUU will be like < pick 2 grin
- I can't date a girl called AMAKA that girl that have mine to disappoint 2 FACE -------- what will she do to me that have 1 FACE?
- Are you on whatsapp? That question should STOP. If you want to ask her for number, please be bold enough to ask her number stop using WhatsApp to cover up undecided
- That moment wey you never see your period for long..... You will just be like OH if I see my period I no go do am again ( not my hand writing oo)
- Someone asked me why do NIGERIANS like saying sorry before asking a question
Like : sorry what's the time?
Sorry is this the line?
( I answered him well) "to me my dear friend, everybody in this country is angry so you have to apologize for their anger in advance before making inquiries."
HAA Wahala shocked

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:27pm On Nov 24, 2019
hulk616:
oxygen
Wrong!
Hint: The Riddler asked this riddle in a Batman animated movie smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:28pm On Nov 24, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Time

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:33pm On Nov 24, 2019
Ayanfe29:

Time
cool

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:41pm On Nov 24, 2019
BankyGee:

cool


Hmmmmmmmm.... lemme guan search all over the world for the answer.... BRB

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:46pm On Nov 24, 2019
BankyGee:

cool


Friends

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 2:31am On Nov 25, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

money or friends

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:23am On Nov 25, 2019
vibewithme:

money or friends
Bruh pick one...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 1:28pm On Nov 25, 2019
BankyGee:

Bruh pick one...


friends??

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 2:38pm On Nov 25, 2019
BankyGee:
- I bought Iron Man movie from an igbo man when I got home, it was a man ironing his clothes angry
- Final year student Will be like " last card " then ASUU will be like < pick 2 grin
- I can't date a girl called AMAKA that girl that have mine to disappoint 2 FACE -------- what will she do to me that have 1 FACE?
- Are you on whatsapp? That question should STOP. If you want to ask her for number, please be bold enough to ask her number stop using WhatsApp to cover up undecided
- That moment wey you never see your period for long..... You will just be like OH if I see my period I no go do am again ( not my hand writing oo)
- Someone asked me why do NIGERIANS like saying sorry before asking a question
Like : sorry what's the time?
Sorry is this the line?
( I answered him well) "to me my dear friend, everybody in this country is angry so you have to apologize for their anger in advance before making inquiries."
HAA Wahala shocked

TO BE CONTINUED
this is more manageable than a JOKER MOVIE angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 2:38pm On Nov 25, 2019
BankyGee:

Wrong!

Hint: The Riddler asked this riddle in a Batman animated movie smiley
friend angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:34pm On Nov 25, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Friends


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
vibewithme!
hulk616!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:44pm On Nov 25, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Journey without me and you will never prevail; Have too much of me and you will surely fail.
What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 9:44pm On Nov 25, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Journey without me and you will never prevail;
Have too much of me and you will surely fail.

What am I? undecided

confidence


bro you got it from 'How I Met Your Mother'

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:31am On Nov 26, 2019
vibewithme:

confidence

bro you got it from 'How I Met Your Mother'

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:55am On Nov 26, 2019
Me and My Son
Me and my son got into the car, about to go to a party. Just as we got in
SON: Dad, why is mom not following us
ME: Don't worry son, she'll come with her own car. cool
SON: Why?... Is it because you two quarelled last night
ME: Can you Imagine son?? Your mom called me a drunkard! angry
SON: What is a drunkard
ME: Well... Let me not explain this kind of thing to you, let's go... smiley
Just as I was about to put the key in the ignition, he held my held my hand and said...
"Daddy wait... Please tell me, what is a drunkard? cry
I sighed, and then turned to him...
"Well son, a drunkard is someone that drinks alcohol a lot and misbehaves, for example, you see those four cars over there? [pointing to the cars] a drunkard will see eight"
SON: Ok.
(he said and then got down from the car and slammed the door)
ME: (Suprised!) Why did you get down
SON: I'll follow mum in her own car.
ME: Why??
SON: Because she is right. undecided
ME: How
SON: You're a drunkard angry
ME: What??! Why did you say that
SON: Because there's only two cars there.. grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 12:12pm On Nov 26, 2019
BankyGee:
Me and My Son
Me and my son got into the car, about to go to a party. Just as we got in
SON: Dad, why is mom not following us
ME: Don't worry son, she'll come with her own car. cool
SON: Why?... Is it because you two quarelled last night
ME: Can you Imagine son?? Your mom called me a drunkard! angry
SON: What is a drunkard
ME: Well... Let me not explain this kind of thing to you, let's go... smiley
Just as I was about to put the key in the ignition, he held my held my hand and said...
"Daddy wait... Please tell me, what is a drunkard? cry
I sighed, and then turned to him...
"Well son, a drunkard is someone that drinks alcohol a lot and misbehaves, for example, you see those four cars over there? [pointing to the cars] a drunkard will see eight"
SON: Ok.
(he said and then got down from the car and slammed the door)
ME: (Suprised!) Why did you get down
SON: I'll follow mum in her own car.
ME: Why??
SON: Because she is right. undecided
ME: How
SON: You're a drunkard angry
ME: What??! Why did you say that
SON: Because there's only two cars there.. grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 1:14pm On Nov 26, 2019
BankyGee:
Me and My Son
Me and my son got into the car, about to go to a party. Just as we got in
SON: Dad, why is mom not following us
ME: Don't worry son, she'll come with her own car. cool
SON: Why?... Is it because you two quarelled last night
ME: Can you Imagine son?? Your mom called me a drunkard! angry
SON: What is a drunkard
ME: Well... Let me not explain this kind of thing to you, let's go... smiley
Just as I was about to put the key in the ignition, he held my held my hand and said...
"Daddy wait... Please tell me, what is a drunkard? cry
I sighed, and then turned to him...
"Well son, a drunkard is someone that drinks alcohol a lot and misbehaves, for example, you see those four cars over there? [pointing to the cars] a drunkard will see eight"
SON: Ok.
(he said and then got down from the car and slammed the door)
ME: (Suprised!) Why did you get down
SON: I'll follow mum in her own car.
ME: Why??
SON: Because she is right. undecided
ME: How
SON: You're a drunkard angry
ME: What??! Why did you say that
SON: Because there's only two cars there.. grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED
too predictable like justice league but more manageable than joker

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:18pm On Nov 26, 2019
hulk616:
too predictable like justice league but more manageable than joker

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 1:31pm On Nov 26, 2019
[s][quote author=BankyGee post=84381005][/quote][/s]
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:32pm On Nov 26, 2019
hulk616:
[s][/s]

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 2:55pm On Nov 26, 2019
[quote author=BankyGee post=84383083][/quote] Violence is not allowed here. grin undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:30pm On Nov 26, 2019
hulk616:
Violence is not allowed here. grin undecided
shocked shocked

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:15pm On Nov 26, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Confidence


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
vibewithme!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:17pm On Nov 26, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:08pm On Nov 26, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

My watch....

I'm back guys...looks like y'all didn't even miss me at all smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:32pm On Nov 26, 2019
pu7pl3:


My watch....

I'm back guys...looks like y'all didn't even miss me at all smiley
I missed you bruh, but I thought you were in a trance and didn't want to disturb grin cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:38pm On Nov 26, 2019
BankyGee:

I missed you bruh, but I thought you were in a trance and didn't want to disturb grin cool

I had personal real life issues that made me remove my face from comics for some time sad...but I'm back now tho smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:42pm On Nov 26, 2019
pu7pl3:


I had personal real life issues that made me remove my face from comics for some time sad...but I'm back now tho smiley
Eeyah... Welcome back bro

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