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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 10:43am On Dec 04, 2019
tojahh:


Hahhaha I lost this video on my laptop the last time. Hahahahhaaa na the way the guy dey stammer make me weak.

grin grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 10:51am On Dec 04, 2019
izzou:


grin grin grin

I don enter Army wahala while I was in 2nd year o. I was in a Bank queue, then ATM wasn't really popular as the ones available were always crowded. We were on the queue in one of the UBA branch in my school and this guy just jump queue go front. Na so I buy the matter like Lasma o. E no get wetin I no tell this guy, base on na student many pass and the man look kind of in his 40s and on mufti.

Na when them collect him passbook from am come open the first page na I sight the passport attached to it come see plenty rank for him shoulder. Instantly spit dry for my mouth. As the man finish him transaction come tell me say, we go see for outside in Hausa tone.

I begin phone my Mama for house if she get any will make she no bother write my name because IT IS FINISH.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 10:58am On Dec 04, 2019
tojahh:


I don enter Army wahala while I was in 2nd year o. I was in a Bank queue, then ATM wasn't really popular as the ones available were always crowded. We were on the queue in one of the UBA branch in my school and this guy just jump queue go front. Na so I buy the matter like Lasma o. E no get wetin I no tell this guy, base on na student many pass and the man look kind of in his 40s and on mufti.

Na when them collect him passbook from am come open the first page na I sight the passport attached to it come see plenty rank for him shoulder. Instantly spit dry for my mouth. As the man finish him transaction come tell me say, we go see for outside in Hausa tone.

I begin phone my Mama for house if she get any will make she no bother write my name because IT IS FINISH.

grin grin grin

Thats why I find it hard to challenge people I don't know

I don't know who you are, and you don't know who I am

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mykohayz(m): 11:18am On Dec 04, 2019
izzou:


Brotherly, dem no dey telli person grin

For those who want to try it, they can watch this video fesss tongue



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KCwOT1CdiE

This really got me ROTFL

Guy man just dey hold soldiers upandan grin grin grin cheesy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 11:30am On Dec 04, 2019
Elders in the house, make una help me check this o. Ẹ bẹ like say My infinix hot dry do me something o.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mymotong: 11:32am On Dec 04, 2019
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by samobaba4u(m): 11:32am On Dec 04, 2019
How can 22 trips be 26k.i beg make una help me ó. I ni wan do again oooo.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mymotong: 11:33am On Dec 04, 2019
mymotong:
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We have heard of one or two expereience of how clients were able to recover their vehicles BECAUSE THEY HAD A TRACKER INSTALLED IN IT. We will be sharing some of them with you based on TRUE LIFE EXPERIENCES.

If you have had personal experiences also, kindly share with us.

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Story 1
During one of our installs, the client shared with us how Mr Ayo (not his real name) borrowed his brothers car, and waylaid in the night somewhere in Lagos. Unknown to the thieves, the car had a tracker in it. That same night they tracked the vehicle to a military baracks (apparenntly the thieves had accomplices with military connections). They went with the police and they were able to recover the car (THE DEMOBILIZE FUNCTION OF THE TRACKER WAS USED TO ENSURE THE CAR DID NOT MOVE UNTIL THEY GOT TO THAT LOCATION)...

Story 2
Mr Bayo was bout entering his car in the night somewhere in Lagos when he was attacked. He immediately used his phone to demobilize the car some minutes after they had zoomed away with the car. The thieves ran away when they discovered the car wasn't strating again. The car was tracked to Ajah. Apparently the thieves ran away in fear with the keys of the car grin

If you have similar stories please share with us...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by confusedworld17: 11:38am On Dec 04, 2019
jarkbauer:

what is the difference

Jeeps are SUVs. “SUV” is an acronym for Sport Utility Vehicle; “Jeep” is a vehicle brand name.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by confusedworld17: 11:41am On Dec 04, 2019
confusedworld17:


Jeeps are SUVs. “SUV” is an acronym for Sport Utility Vehicle; “Jeep” is a vehicle brand name.

Most people for naija, all SUV na JEEP dem dey call am

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 11:44am On Dec 04, 2019
izzou:


Brotherly, dem no dey telli person grin

For those who want to try it, they can watch this video fesss tongue



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KCwOT1CdiE

I hope deh did not shoot d man? I really feel for him, I don't know how people always choose to dine with trouble.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by fasa199(m): 11:51am On Dec 04, 2019
tojahh:


I don enter Army wahala while I was in 2nd year o. I was in a Bank queue, then ATM wasn't really popular as the ones available were always crowded. We were on the queue in one of the UBA branch in my school and this guy just jump queue go front. Na so I buy the matter like Lasma o. E no get wetin I no tell this guy, base on na student many pass and the man look kind of in his 40s and on mufti.

Na when them collect him passbook from am come open the first page na I sight the passport attached to it come see plenty rank for him shoulder. Instantly spit dry for my mouth. As the man finish him transaction come tell me say, we go see for outside in Hausa tone.

I begin phone my Mama for house if she get any will make she no bother write my name because IT IS FINISH.


How dis matter take end?? How you go just stop this kind story like that?? grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:55am On Dec 04, 2019
pope191:


I hope deh did not shoot d man? I really feel for him, I don't know how people always choose to dine with trouble.

I go to see my mum some weekends. She stays in Badagry

When I'm coming back, I still see Bags of foreign rice seized by customs with the owners begging and crying

Within me, I'm like "Why do people still take this unnecessary risk only to lose at the end? "

Some people like wahala. I don't even know how to beg much sef.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 12:00pm On Dec 04, 2019
Babadee1900:
grin Another ZEROED route
You will end up zeroing all mainland routes
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 12:01pm On Dec 04, 2019
Babadee1900:
I think if I want to be fair on my car, I will only do Island trips, anything I make, I'm cool with it. Mainland trip will be filtered. If Bolt like they should block me, I will go and complete my uber onboarding.
Uber too will block you in no time
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 12:02pm On Dec 04, 2019
izzou:


I go to see my mum some weekends. She stays in Badagry

When I'm coming back, I still see Bags of foreign rice seized by customs with the owners begging and crying

Within me, I'm like "Why do people still take this unnecessary risk only to lose at the end? "

Some people like wahala. I don't even know how to beg much sef.


Actually, when you don't like begging, you don't go beyond your boundary or do what you can't handle.
When you see a man who no get mind for debt, e no go do beyond his financial capacity.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 12:05pm On Dec 04, 2019
izzou:


Brotherly, dem no dey telli person grin

For those who want to try it, they can watch this video fesss tongue



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KCwOT1CdiE

Hahahahahaaaaaa! Laugh don burst my belle. grin grin grin

I bou bou bou, I bought it from Ibadan junction. I bought it from Katangowa. My father! Please, Please grin grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 12:08pm On Dec 04, 2019
Zoharariel:


Hahahahahaaaaaa! Laugh don burst my belle. grin grin grin

I bou bou bou, I bought it from Ibadan junction. I bought it from Katangowa. My father! Please, Please grin grin grin

Some people don't like to respect themselves

Imagine if this man was my dad. I wonder how I go take dey look am from then onwards grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by fasa199(m): 12:12pm On Dec 04, 2019
Just 3 trips and a rating of 4.75 turns 4.5. How manage Bolt answer me ooooo
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 12:13pm On Dec 04, 2019
izzou:


I go to see my mum some weekends. She stays in Badagry

When I'm coming back, I still see Bags of foreign rice seized by customs with the owners begging and crying

Within me, I'm like "Why do people still take this unnecessary risk only to lose at the end? "

Some people like wahala. I don't even know how to beg much sef.

Same here, I just try as much as I can not to go beyond my boundary.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 12:14pm On Dec 04, 2019
fasa199:
Just 3 trips and a rating of 4.75 turns 4.5. How manage Bolt answer me ooooo

Not the 3 trips boss, your rating have been 4.5 since, its just reflecting.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 12:21pm On Dec 04, 2019
tojahh:


I don enter Army wahala while I was in 2nd year o. I was in a Bank queue, then ATM wasn't really popular as the ones available were always crowded. We were on the queue in one of the UBA branch in my school and this guy just jump queue go front. Na so I buy the matter like Lasma o. E no get wetin I no tell this guy, base on na student many pass and the man look kind of in his 40s and on mufti.

Na when them collect him passbook from am come open the first page na I sight the passport attached to it come see plenty rank for him shoulder. Instantly spit dry for my mouth. As the man finish him transaction come tell me say, we go see for outside in Hausa tone.

I begin phone my Mama for house if she get any will make she no bother write my name because IT IS FINISH.
Colonel don bash my bumper before for ebute meta. The man wanted to change it that it was my fault I just flared up, when dem jami si say na soldier (colonel) na him I call my friend wey him brother be major as I no know which rank high pass that time. My friend just smile and say guy you go let this one slide o grin
I guess the colonel didnt want negative publicity because all the while I was recording with my phone. The man just gave me 2k to go and fix my bumper, the woman I carried asked if it would be enough, hehehe madam it is more than enough already, let's go

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 12:24pm On Dec 04, 2019
peeps4u:



Actually, when you don't like begging, you don't go beyond your boundary or do what you can't handle.
When you see a man who no get mind for debt, e no go do beyond his financial capacity.
Gbamest!!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 12:37pm On Dec 04, 2019
All these men that invite ladies and switch off phones or not pick calls what exactly is the colour of your problems?
grin
This girl my (last trip yesterday) came from Lekki to VGC and the man didn't pick calls again.
I have to start going back to Lekki, the girl was just boiling and shouting in the voice note she sent the man.
Thank God she was on promo, the fare was 2,800 and she was to balance 2k which was what she have.
But men no dey try ooo

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 12:55pm On Dec 04, 2019
Gentlelife50:
All these men that invite ladies and switch off phones or not pick calls what exactly is the colour of your problems?
grin
This girl my (last trip yesterday) came from Lekki to VGC and the man didn't pick calls again.
I have to start going back to Lekki, the girl was just boiling and shouting in the voice note she sent the man.
Thank God she was on promo, the fare was 2,800 and she was to balance 2k which was what she have.
But men no dey try ooo

How about if u r on destination trip? That was how I pick 2 ladies yesterday on a destination trip, one of dem was being rude or too happy that she left her manners in d hotel I picked dem from, but I maintain my cool with d solace dat it will soon come to an end. Mid way to d trip I hear one of den saying they will just pick up the sharwama and reroute d trip. Inside my mind I grin grin grin May God help u to reroute dis trip... As I was approachin destination, I already have one hand on d end, before she word I, my hand has already slide end trip. Oh! And I want you to park and wait for us? Sorry ma, I didnt know, you can book another ride. Home I go straight.

If I want to go to Igondo now, I'll book short trip first then reroute it *cause trouble*

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nitigriti(m): 1:04pm On Dec 04, 2019
Prince3:

My Dad is a retired military personnel. Note wen you use army sticker and flag, that is not impersonation, it shows that u are somehow related to an army and it lessens threat from touts..

This is not correct.

Let's assume my father-in-law is in the Air Force; does it mean I can put an Air Vice Marshal's flag on my car?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 1:09pm On Dec 04, 2019
Gentlelife50:
All these men that invite ladies and switch off phones or not pick calls what exactly is the colour of your problems?
grin
This girl my (last trip yesterday) came from Lekki to VGC and the man didn't pick calls again.
I have to start going back to Lekki, the girl was just boiling and shouting in the voice note she sent the man.
Thank God she was on promo, the fare was 2,800 and she was to balance 2k which was what she have.
But men no dey try ooo



Hear the man story first.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 1:10pm On Dec 04, 2019
deedee44:

Colonel don bash my bumper before for ebute meta. The man wanted to change it that it was my fault I just flared up, when dem jami si say na soldier (colonel) na him I call my friend wey him brother be major as I no know which rank high pass that time. My friend just smile and say guy you go let this one slide o grin
I guess the colonel didnt want negative publicity because all the while I was recording with my phone. The man just gave me 2k to go and fix my bumper, the woman I carried asked if it would be enough, hehehe madam it is more than enough already, let's go

One top military personnel once gave my boss d kind loud bang sound at d back of his car and broke d back light... So we got down with speed of light to reck havoc on d presumed mad driver. He was on mufti, as my boss took one side of his car, I took d other and his statement from the tinted car was very irritating "Take my number and call, let's settle this", like! Who does that? Who are you? Oga come down from dis car jhoor, we keep blabbing, until I peep thro d back sit and saw his uniform... I just call my Oga to one side, Oga dis man is an army man o... He look at me with calm voice and soh? grin las las I have to handle the matter in a mature way and turn it to explanation for him to reason our plight and put himself in our position. My boss wasn't ready to talk to him again, he got angry and left, but I push on with the case, after 2 days, he send 10k.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 1:11pm On Dec 04, 2019
nitigriti:


This is not correct.

Let's assume my father-in-law is in the Air Force; does it mean I can put an Air Vice Marshal's flag on my car?

Oga, how far the thread na?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MissKerebete(m): 1:32pm On Dec 04, 2019
fasa199:



How dis matter take end?? How you go just stop this kind story like that?? grin
if it fall below 4.5 Omo nah blocking O
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 1:38pm On Dec 04, 2019
pope191:


One top military personnel once gave my boss d kind loud bang sound at d back of his car and broke d back light... So we got down with speed of light to reck havoc on d presumed mad driver. He was on mufti, as my boss took one side of his car, I took d other and his statement from the tinted car was very irritating "Take my number and call, let's settle this", like! Who does that? Who are you? Oga come down from dis car jhoor, we keep blabbing, until I peep thro d back sit and saw his uniform... I just call my Oga to one side, Oga dis man is an army man o... He look at me with calm voice and soh? grin las las I have to handle the matter in a mature way and turn it to explanation for him to reason our plight and put himself in our position. My boss wasn't ready to talk to him again, he got angry and left, but I push on with the case, after 2 days, he send 10k.

What happened to the 10k?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 1:42pm On Dec 04, 2019
peeps4u:


What happened to the 10k?

Do you recall that Man is a pope?

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