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Equity15:
wahala dey this life sha..that's why I prefer to have sex before marriage, my current g.f insists she's a virgin and she would only do it after marriage. me i have told her it's not okay..not because of me but because of our sexual life later in the future. I can't begin to go through all these stress while in marriage.. sexual compactability is very important to me. I'll show her this thread when she comes around

Wetlink:
Uncle sexual compatibility, i hail.
There is something you seem to be neglecting and that's the fact that people change! That you married a sexually hyper active woman doesn't mean she will remain that way for ever. What will happen when that becomes the case?
You should think about that

Equity15:
wahala dey this life sha..that's why I prefer to have sex before marriage, my current g.f insists she's a virgin and she would only do it after marriage. me i have told her it's not okay..not because of me but because of our sexual life later in the future. I can't begin to go through all these stress while in marriage.. sexual compactability is very important to me. I'll show her this thread when she comes around

merahki:
It is wonderful that you know what you want
And, yes, I agree with you. Sexual chemistry and or compatibility is not something to be joked with, for some people more than others. I see you are one of such people. Do not let the virgin state blind you to what you desire, to avoid regrets later on
Good luck!

NoGender:
This na lie!!!

Oga it's only you that know what you're looking for —and hoping to achieve with this ridiculously orchestrated lie.

Girls wey no dey use eye hear big prick and last long, if you like dm this man and fix a rendezvous, when them cut ya neck this December you go hear whee!

How can somebody married to a woman that has opened leg to push three good children with big-big head complain about size of prick.

Are we playing here sef?

NwaAmaikpe:




I understand the frustration in having a sought-after tool and not being able to use it on your own farmland.
Now you have to rent it for use outside and the borrower doesn't want to return it again.
But will you blame her?

Aside the sex, one other thing is evident here; the companionship you have built with your side chick and that is why she feels you are indispensable to her.
Ask these women, it is rare to see a man with a sizable "osisi-akpu" who can use it very well.

Your wife is not only being an ingrate, she is also extremely selfish.
Sex is firstly for recreation before being for procreation.

Her orgasms come from the 3 children the union has created so she thinks her stay is no more threatened and therefore won't cater to the needs of your loins.

I don't blame her, I blame you who has been enabling her.
How can you stay in the same house with a woman for 2 months and not sign your name in her attendance register just because she doesn't like opening the book!

What type of a man are you?

It is time to roughly pull the rug off her feet.
Tell her that your pendulum is a gift from God and you won't be ungrateful to him by under-utilizing it.

If you can't use it now you are only 35, when does she want you to use it?
Is it when she'd be in her 60s releasing only secretions of rust and you'd have lost your charm to get some fresh air from outside.

The time is now.
Now that her youthful body is fired up with the demons of lust.
Don't think polygamy yet.
Make this right with your wife if not the next woman you marry would still effeminate you.

Wake her up in the middle of the night and tell her that you've noticed at least 5 of your female neighbors eyeing the lump in your trouser each time you pass them.

Also tell her you got anonymous SMS from someone who is offering to leave her husband and fly you to Mauritius just to know what it feels like for your big RAMmed external hard-disk to be slotted into her P. Drive.

Tell her that this will be the last night you'd try to initiate sex with her because you can't be begging when you are the one to be begged.

Make yourself sought after, make her defend her colony.

Tell her that if she won't give it to you, she should permit someone else to give it to you.
After all that's why people have P.As

And that your counsellor NwaAmaikpe opines that any woman who can't endure the throbbing of a preek is not ready for marriage.

Do this and watch her pamper your preek like it's a new born baby.
She'd end up spreading her legs wider than a goal post for you.
Have no mercy when you are pounding it. Pummel it faster than the speed of a blender and drill it like you are looking for a means of escape from a DSS holding cell.

Just fvck her like you are about to die.

Don't stop even if she's quivering.
That's the only way to make her never complain about your size again.

Don't ask me how come.
Just read Hooke's law of Deformation and thank me later.

Ngdotbeauty:
Op the size is not the problem.
Sex becomes hectic and painful for women when the vaginal is dry.
Try as much as possible to make her feel relaxed and wet before penetrating.

You can order for our natural Goron Tula:
-Its a natural aphrodisiac and effortlessly put women in the right mood to get down.
-It lubricates the vaginal walls with copious vagina juice to ensure a pleasurable and sustained sex session irrespective of the size of manhood.

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ovalrose:
For once, I have to agree with NwaAmaikpe. My hubby's libido is something else, and he's not this pre-intimacy kind of person but most times I submit because I don't want him to complain or start considering options..and handsome as he is, options boku which he usually tells me about. Oga try a whole lot more pre-intimacy with your wife. Aim to get her wet before penetration and you'll see that she'll be the one chasing you, you won't need a side chick for anything.

TheArchangel:
You married a pretty lady with a tight God-given pussycat even after three kids . A tight as hell VJ waiting for a master to harness. But here we have you frolicking with a wide hole who haven't had a drop of anything in the fvcking ocean.

They are always sweeter outside until they get home and see the ugly stuff you are made off. Then their vagina will tighten like a good old aradite gum.

May I remind you that your wife is pretty as hell too?? Be kiafu

frozen70:
To me, your wife is using the issue of having enough kids to stay away from you just because you have a dick but don't know how to use it

No matter how big it us, if you romance your woman to the point of melting honestly she won't even know when the dick is penetrating because she is already in exctasy

You like sex but you don't have enough time to spend on fore play

You disturb her a lot about sex and she us declining because you are concerned about yourself not how to get her wet down there

You may not even be romantic so what will hey her wet just like that

Sit her down and dialogue the issue in a very passionate way and ask her, how best you can handle her

As for your woman outside, she also loves sex and needs a man

Don't be shocked if she tells you that she is pregnant and abortion is not an option for you

You will end up keeping the pregnancy

But bear in mind that you have divided your family among two women

Managing one is a task, having two with children is an uphill task

You decides

Mindfulness:
I didn't want to post on this thread because something tells me OP is trolling but reading the comments about sex on this and other threads today made me realize that sex education is very much needed in this country. It was just a matter of time till someone would blame the wife for not enduring painful penetration to stop her husband from cheating.

OP, unless you don't have a penis that is the size of a horse's penis, you don't do it right. You have to get your woman aroused and wet before you penetrate her. She needs pre-intimacy and she needs to be entirely relaxed. Women need time to get in the mood. There is nothing like a too tight vagina. It is a muscle and it can adapt to the size of your penis. After all, we push babies from there. Maybe your wife needs a lubricant for the sex to be less painful because she does not produce enough vaginal lubrication on her own. Try it out. There are very nice lubricants you can possibly get online with different fragrances and flavors. You can use them during pre-intimacy. It will make the experience more sensual.

If this doesn't work out, go and see a gynecologist. There are medical conditions that can lead to the effects you have described. Why you haven't thought of that before you decided to stray is beyond me. And while you are at it get both tested for STDs since you are a cheater sleeping with someone who has appetite for sex. Who know who else your lover is sleeping with/slept with. You never know.

And now I want to see everyone from the thread "She married an old-fashioned man" to come and tell OP off. How dare he demand sex from his wife? And the rest from the thread "What do women have to offer" you are invited too. The drinks are on me. Cheers!

Sanchez01:
@iamme1234, it is possible wifey is enduring 'hardship' in the other room and it might or have made her see sex as a task. I think you should communicate often with her. Although I don't know how open you both are to exploring but it wouldn't be a bad idea if you start looking for other ways to make her get more involved.

True, it is possible that you are packed down there but the issue here bothers around 'using' it. Most packed dudes can't really use their thing at its finest hour as they think all it takes is to pound like a pestle would a mortar.

In place of discomfort, I'm sure she has other areas of interests, places she'd love to be touched while you also source materials on using the rod and thy staff properly. There are tons of materials online. Wish I could share the ones I have though.

Also, do not destroy your home because of sex. You admitted having a peaceful and beautiful home and it should remain that way, biko. Any other relationship outside of marriage is a disaster. Your duty is to your wife and hers to you. If you feel she is falling short in certain areas, it wouldn't be bad if you compromise and help her alleviate the pain by exploring other possibilities.

If intimacy has been missing before now, now would be the best time to reinvent and bring it back.

iamme1234:
Wise one from u

Well understood

She doesn’t says she isnt enjoying it besides am so romantic to the point of licking

Always complain about the size

NwaAmaikpe:

I understand the frustration in having a sought-after tool and not being able to use it on your own farmland.
Now you have to rent it for use outside and the borrower doesn't want to return it again.
But will you blame her?

Aside the sex, one other thing is evident here; the companionship you have built with your side chick and that is why she feels you are indispensable to her.
Ask these women, it is rare to see a man with a sizable "osisi-akpu" who can use it very well.

Your wife is not only being an ingrate, she is also extremely selfish.
Sex is firstly for recreation before being for procreation.

Her orgasms come from the 3 children the union has created so she thinks her stay is no more threatened and therefore won't cater to the needs of your loins.

I don't blame her, I blame you who has been enabling her.
How can you stay in the same house with a woman for 2 months and not sign your name in her attendance register just because she doesn't like opening the book!

What type of a man are you?

It is time to roughly pull the rug off her feet.
Tell her that your pendulum is a gift from God and you won't be ungrateful to him by under-utilizing it.

If you can't use it now you are only 35, when does she want you to use it?
Is it when she'd be in her 60s releasing only secretions of rust and you'd have lost your charm to get some fresh air from outside.

The time is now.
Now that her youthful body is fired up with the demons of lust.
Don't think polygamy yet.
Make this right with your wife if not the next woman you marry would still effeminate you.

Wake her up in the middle of the night and tell her that you've noticed at least 5 of your female neighbors eyeing the lump in your trouser each time you pass them.

Also tell her you got anonymous SMS from someone who is offering to leave her husband and fly you to Mauritius just to know what it feels like for your big RAMmed external hard-disk to be slotted into her P. Drive.

Tell her that this will be the last night you'd try to initiate sex with her because you can't be begging when you are the one to be begged.

Make yourself sought after, make her defend her colony.

Tell her that if she won't give it to you, she should permit someone else to give it to you.
After all that's why people have P.As

And that your counsellor NwaAmaikpe opines that any woman who can't endure the throbbing of a preek is not ready for marriage.

Do this and watch her pamper your preek like it's a new born baby.
She'd end up spreading her legs wider than a goal post for you.
Have no mercy when you are pounding it. Pummel it faster than the speed of a blender and drill it like you are looking for a means of escape from a DSS holding cell.

Just fvck her like you are about to die.

Don't stop even if she's quivering.
That's the only way to make her never complain about your size again.

Don't ask me how come.
Just read Hooke's law of Deformation and thank me later.

NoGender:
This na lie!!!

Oga it's only you that know what you're looking for —and hoping to achieve with this ridiculously orchestrated lie.

Girls wey no dey use eye hear big prick and last long, if you like dm this man and fix a rendezvous, when them cut ya neck this December you go hear whee!

How can somebody married to a woman that has opened leg to push three good children with big-big head complain about size of prick.

Are we playing here sef?

NoGender:
This na lie!!!

Oga it's only you that know what you're looking for —and hoping to achieve with this ridiculously orchestrated lie.

Girls wey no dey use eye hear big prick and last long, if you like dm this man and fix a rendezvous, when them cut ya neck this December you go hear whee!

How can somebody married to a woman that has opened leg to push three good children with big-big head complain about size of prick.

Are we playing here sef?

KanwuliaExtra:
Did the penise grow over-night from eating too much 'akpu'?
If she take the tin born 3 children, why is she suddenly 'tired' of the 'bigness'?
Anyhooooo, if it doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
If you can find someone ready to take your 'unleashed dragon', please go for it.
Sexual compatibility is very important in any level of relationship.
You don't have to force yourself to endure any kind of suffering in any relationship.
This marriage of a tin. . . .is not a do or die affair.

NwaAmaikpe:




I understand the frustration in having a sought-after tool and not being able to use it on your own farmland.
Now you have to rent it for use outside and the borrower doesn't want to return it again.
But will you blame her?

Aside the sex, one other thing is evident here; the companionship you have built with your side chick and that is why she feels you are indispensable to her.
Ask these women, it is rare to see a man with a sizable "osisi-akpu" who can use it very well.

Your wife is not only being an ingrate, she is also extremely selfish.
Sex is firstly for recreation before being for procreation.

Her orgasms come from the 3 children the union has created so she thinks her stay is no more threatened and therefore won't cater to the needs of your loins.

I don't blame her, I blame you who has been enabling her.
How can you stay in the same house with a woman for 2 months and not sign your name in her attendance register just because she doesn't like opening the book!

What type of a man are you?

It is time to roughly pull the rug off her feet.
Tell her that your pendulum is a gift from God and you won't be ungrateful to him by under-utilizing it.

If you can't use it now you are only 35, when does she want you to use it?
Is it when she'd be in her 60s releasing only secretions of rust and you'd have lost your charm to get some fresh air from outside.

The time is now.
Now that her youthful body is fired up with the demons of lust.
Don't think polygamy yet.
Make this right with your wife if not the next woman you marry would still effeminate you.

Wake her up in the middle of the night and tell her that you've noticed at least 5 of your female neighbors eyeing the lump in your trouser each time you pass them.

Also tell her you got anonymous SMS from someone who is offering to leave her husband and fly you to Mauritius just to know what it feels like for your big RAMmed external hard-disk to be slotted into her P. Drive.

Tell her that this will be the last night you'd try to initiate sex with her because you can't be begging when you are the one to be begged.

Make yourself sought after, make her defend her colony.

Tell her that if she won't give it to you, she should permit someone else to give it to you.
After all that's why people have P.As

And that your counsellor NwaAmaikpe opines that any woman who can't endure the throbbing of a preek is not ready for marriage.

Do this and watch her pamper your preek like it's a new born baby.
She'd end up spreading her legs wider than a goal post for you.
Have no mercy when you are pounding it. Pummel it faster than the speed of a blender and drill it like you are looking for a means of escape from a DSS holding cell.

Just fvck her like you are about to die.

Don't stop even if she's quivering.
That's the only way to make her never complain about your size again.

Don't ask me how come.
Just read Hooke's law of Deformation and thank me later.

NoGender:
This na lie!!!

Oga it's only you that know what you're looking for —and hoping to achieve with this ridiculously orchestrated lie.

Girls wey no dey use eye hear big prick and last long, if you like dm this man and fix a rendezvous, when them cut ya neck this December you go hear whee!

How can somebody married to a woman that has opened leg to push three good children with big-big head complain about size of prick.

Are we playing here sef?

_{The lips of a seductive woman are oh so sweet, her soft words are oh so smooth.
But it won't be long before she's gravel in your mouth, a pain in your gut, a wound in your heart.}

contumely2:
useless fabricated story

NwaAmaikpe:




I understand the frustration in having a sought-after tool and not being able to use it on your own farmland.
Now you have to rent it for use outside and the borrower doesn't want to return it again.
But will you blame her?

Aside the sex, one other thing is evident here; the companionship you have built with your side chick and that is why she feels you are indispensable to her.
Ask these women, it is rare to see a man with a sizable "osisi-akpu" who can use it very well.

Your wife is not only being an ingrate, she is also extremely selfish.
Sex is firstly for recreation before being for procreation.

Her orgasms come from the 3 children the union has created so she thinks her stay is no more threatened and therefore won't cater to the needs of your loins.

I don't blame her, I blame you who has been enabling her.
How can you stay in the same house with a woman for 2 months and not sign your name in her attendance register just because she doesn't like opening the book!

What type of a man are you?

It is time to roughly pull the rug off her feet.
Tell her that your pendulum is a gift from God and you won't be ungrateful to him by under-utilizing it.

If you can't use it now you are only 35, when does she want you to use it?
Is it when she'd be in her 60s releasing only secretions of rust and you'd have lost your charm to get some fresh air from outside.

The time is now.
Now that her youthful body is fired up with the demons of lust.
Don't think polygamy yet.
Make this right with your wife if not the next woman you marry would still effeminate you.

Wake her up in the middle of the night and tell her that you've noticed at least 5 of your female neighbors eyeing the lump in your trouser each time you pass them.

Also tell her you got anonymous SMS from someone who is offering to leave her husband and fly you to Mauritius just to know what it feels like for your big RAMmed external hard-disk to be slotted into her P. Drive.

Tell her that this will be the last night you'd try to initiate sex with her because you can't be begging when you are the one to be begged.

Make yourself sought after, make her defend her colony.

Tell her that if she won't give it to you, she should permit someone else to give it to you.
After all that's why people have P.As

And that your counsellor NwaAmaikpe opines that any woman who can't endure the throbbing of a preek is not ready for marriage.

Do this and watch her pamper your preek like it's a new born baby.
She'd end up spreading her legs wider than a goal post for you.
Have no mercy when you are pounding it. Pummel it faster than the speed of a blender and drill it like you are looking for a means of escape from a DSS holding cell.

Just fvck her like you are about to die.

Don't stop even if she's quivering.
That's the only way to make her never complain about your size again.

Don't ask me how come.
Just read Hooke's law of Deformation and thank me later.