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|Ok by iamme1234(m): 10:54pm On Dec 06, 2019|
|Re: Ok by NwaAmaikpe: 10:57pm On Dec 06, 2019|
I understand the frustration in having a sought-after tool and not being able to use it on your own farmland.
Now you have to rent it for use outside and the borrower doesn't want to return it again.
But will you blame her?
Aside the sex, one other thing is evident here; the companionship you have built with your side chick and that is why she feels you are indispensable to her.
Ask these women, it is rare to see a man with a sizable "osisi-akpu" who can use it very well.
Your wife is not only being an ingrate, she is also extremely selfish.
Sex is firstly for recreation before being for procreation.
Her orgasms come from the 3 children the union has created so she thinks her stay is no more threatened and therefore won't cater to the needs of your loins.
I don't blame her, I blame you who has been enabling her.
How can you stay in the same house with a woman for 2 months and not sign your name in her attendance register just because she doesn't like opening the book!
What type of a man are you?
It is time to roughly pull the rug off her feet.
Tell her that your pendulum is a gift from God and you won't be ungrateful to him by under-utilizing it.
If you can't use it now you are only 35, when does she want you to use it?
Is it when she'd be in her 60s releasing only secretions of rust and you'd have lost your charm to get some fresh air from outside.
The time is now.
Now that her youthful body is fired up with the demons of lust.
Don't think polygamy yet.
Make this right with your wife if not the next woman you marry would still effeminate you.
Wake her up in the middle of the night and tell her that you've noticed at least 5 of your female neighbors eyeing the lump in your trouser each time you pass them.
Also tell her you got anonymous SMS from someone who is offering to leave her husband and fly you to Mauritius just to know what it feels like for your big RAMmed external hard-disk to be slotted into her P. Drive.
Tell her that this will be the last night you'd try to initiate sex with her because you can't be begging when you are the one to be begged.
Make yourself sought after, make her defend her colony.
Tell her that if she won't give it to you, she should permit someone else to give it to you.
After all that's why people have P.As
And that your counsellor NwaAmaikpe opines that any woman who can't endure the throbbing of a preek is not ready for marriage.
Do this and watch her pamper your preek like it's a new born baby.
She'd end up spreading her legs wider than a goal post for you.
Have no mercy when you are pounding it. Pummel it faster than the speed of a blender and drill it like you are looking for a means of escape from a DSS holding cell.
Just fvck her like you are about to die.
Don't stop even if she's quivering.
That's the only way to make her never complain about your size again.
Don't ask me how come.
Just read Hooke's law of Deformation and thank me later.
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|Re: Ok by Olalan(m): 11:00pm On Dec 06, 2019|
I doubt if you would sincerely take any advice given here to stop cheating on your wife with your mistress who you have so gone too deep with to demand a marriage from you.
Truth is it just could be that you aren't having enough pre-intimacy with your wife to help her to get well lubricated thus making penetration painful for her at least your organ isn't as big as a baby head which she has birthed.
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|Re: Ok by Pidginwhisper: 11:02pm On Dec 06, 2019|
|Re: Ok by thorpido(m): 11:04pm On Dec 06, 2019|
You say you love your wife very much so why are you still seeing a side chick?
Do you spend enough time on pre-intimacy?If you get her wet enough she should be able to adapt.I think you are not paying attention to her needs(sexually) and that is why she is complaining.
|Re: Ok by olabrinks(f): 11:08pm On Dec 06, 2019|
If your joystick was too small now, you would not be asking us to give you advice, you’ll be hiding in shame. It’s now that it’s too big, you are looking for where to post your stupid story. Mr humble brag, go and sit down ahbeg. Better still go and present your prick on your doctors table, he will give you solution.
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|Re: Ok by Pidginwhisper: 11:08pm On Dec 06, 2019|
Nawaoool! You dey count round for your Wife, been think say na hoelosho stuff be round. You no dey engage her in pre-intimacy before penetration? Sex btw couple dey sweet. But be like you dey take the 24yrs old olosho wey you dey bleep outside compare your wife. She be your Wife oga Lexington Steele not your borehole girlfriend
|Re: Ok by Sanchez01: 11:11pm On Dec 06, 2019|
@iamme1234, it is possible wifey is enduring 'hardship' in the other room and it might or have made her see sex as a task. I think you should communicate often with her. Although I don't know how open you both are to exploring but it wouldn't be a bad idea if you start looking for other ways to make her get more involved.
True, it is possible that you are packed down there but the issue here bothers around 'using' it. Most packed dudes can't really use their thing at its finest hour as they think all it takes is to pound like a pestle would a mortar.
In place of discomfort, I'm sure she has other areas of interests, places she'd love to be touched while you also source materials on using the rod and thy staff properly. There are tons of materials online. Wish I could share the ones I have though.
Also, do not destroy your home because of sex. You admitted having a peaceful and beautiful home and it should remain that way, biko. Any other relationship outside of marriage is a disaster. Your duty is to your wife and hers to you. If you feel she is falling short in certain areas, it wouldn't be bad if you compromise and help her alleviate the pain by exploring other possibilities.
If intimacy has been missing before now, now would be the best time to reinvent and bring it back.
|Re: Ok by kpukpuyenke: 11:11pm On Dec 06, 2019|
You said you don't want to cheat on your wife but the side chick is enjoying the size of your sugar stick
Oga how she take enjoy am if u nor cable her punna
Abi cabling is not cheating
Btw that your side chick na borehole
|Re: Ok by Parablesonmarble: 11:11pm On Dec 06, 2019|
Using KY jelly and seeing a psychologist may help your wife relax her stance about sex for procreation only and not fit for recreation. If you are thinking of pleasure of sex now, please take some time out to also think of pressure of polygamy when you'll be older and sexual pleasure won't be so important anymore. The woman praising you is just playing on your manly ego. Please, leave her alone and go work on the wife of your youth. She can still improve. Either by omission or commission, I won't wish polygamy on my worst enemy. Best of luck, bro.
|Re: Ok by bukkysam(f): 11:11pm On Dec 06, 2019|
Kikikiki, Love indeed you love her and you re cheating on her. Go and sin no more aburo.
|Re: Ok by majamajic(m): 11:17pm On Dec 06, 2019|
sister , I was thinking the more the babies , the wider
this should have been issue of first semester of the dating , how come it's coming last ?
I think , she lost the love for him thereby making her not to wet for him so it becomes painful , not about size !!!
|Re: Ok by iamme1234(m): 11:17pm On Dec 06, 2019|
thats not matured at all,swear you only had sex with a man before you got married.no saint here
if ye hasnt sin cast the first stone
|Re: Ok by iamme1234(m): 11:25pm On Dec 06, 2019|
thanks alot more blessings to you Advice Noted.once again more blessings.
|Re: Ok by iamme1234(m): 11:26pm On Dec 06, 2019|
sharap and look else where if u got no tangible words must you comment.
|Re: Ok by olabrinks(f): 11:27pm On Dec 06, 2019|
No it’s all about the natural elasticity of the woman. Some women are naturally wider than others. Some women are wider than those who have had multiple children. It all depends.
|Re: Ok by iamme1234(m): 11:27pm On Dec 06, 2019|
everybody"s body are different.
|Re: Ok by bukkysam(f): 11:32pm On Dec 06, 2019|
iamme1234:Truth is always bitter. No vex ogbeni
|Re: Ok by Greenbullet(m): 11:41pm On Dec 06, 2019|
This is what I tell women , try and satisfy your husband , sometimes it will seem like stress , beg him to stop when you are tired , he will understand , not refusing him Everytime , now this man has cheated and we are all blaming him not knowing the deprivation he has endured , that was how one of my neighbors wife deprived him of sex for one year because of quarrel .
|Re: Ok by Nobody: 11:53pm On Dec 06, 2019|
This is no excuse to be sleeping with another woman. Have some respect for your wife and marriage vows.
|Re: Ok by ChildFun: 11:55pm On Dec 06, 2019|
The level of moral decadence is alarming. People are no longer ashamed of violating their marital vows.
Op, you need Jesus to pilot the affairs of your home.
Kindly check out more about children tablets on my signature.
|Re: Ok by Nobody: 11:59pm On Dec 06, 2019|
I didn't want to post on this thread because something tells me OP is trolling but reading the comments about sex on this and other threads today made me realize that sex education is very much needed in this country. It was just a matter of time till someone would blame the wife for not enduring painful penetration to stop her husband from cheating.
OP, unless you don't have a penis that is the size of a horse's penis, you don't do it right. You have to get your woman aroused and wet before you penetrate her. She needs pre-intimacy and she needs to be entirely relaxed. Women need time to get in the mood. There is nothing like a too tight vagina. It is a muscle and it can adapt to the size of your penis. After all, we push babies from there. Maybe your wife needs a lubricant for the sex to be less painful because she does not produce enough vaginal lubrication on her own. Try it out. There are very nice lubricants you can possibly get online with different fragrances and flavors. You can use them during pre-intimacy. It will make the experience more sensual.
If this doesn't work out, go and see a gynecologist. There are medical conditions that can lead to the effects you have described. Why you haven't thought of that before you decided to stray is beyond me. And while you are at it get both tested for STDs since you are a cheater sleeping with someone who has appetite for sex. Who know who else your lover is sleeping with/slept with. You never know.
And now I want to see everyone from the thread "She married an old-fashioned man" to come and tell OP off. How dare he demand sex from his wife? And the rest from the thread "What do women have to offer" you are invited too. The drinks are on me. Cheers!
|Re: Ok by majamajic(m): 12:06am On Dec 07, 2019|
I know , but here we are talking about same person
|Re: Ok by Oriyomin25(m): 12:11am On Dec 07, 2019|
olabrinks:You shouldn't have comment, you think it's fun bringing one's personal matter to nairaland? if you have to criticise him at least be constructive about it, we should learn to respect people's condition especially in a faceless forum like this.
|Re: Ok by CAPSLOCKED: 1:30am On Dec 07, 2019|
NAIRALANDERS, FOR CHRIST SAKES, WHY IS IT IMPORTANT TO START YOUR STORIES WITH THIS LINE ALWAYS??
MAYBE CAPSLOCKED WAS RIGHT AFTERALL.
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|Re: Ok by djoey89: 6:04am On Dec 07, 2019|
|Re: Ok by Biingoo: 6:36am On Dec 07, 2019|
|Re: Ok by GOFRONT(m): 6:39am On Dec 07, 2019|
Chaiii.....See write up abeg!!!
The Op asked for a matured advice and he's got one here...
Chaii....NwaAmaikpe is Iconic.
He is a G.O.AT in academics while Messi is a G.O.A T in football.
|Re: Ok by contumely2: 6:54am On Dec 07, 2019|
useless fabricated story
|Re: Ok by sweetonugbu: 6:58am On Dec 07, 2019|
I swear NwaAmaikpe will not kill me.
|Re: Ok by oliverano: 8:15am On Dec 07, 2019|
Movie/book title; Amanda and the broken dreams of a spectacular servant.
A true story!!!
Op read between the lines;
NwaAmaikpe, though a known buffoon on this forum may just have said enough!!!
|Re: Ok by Nobody: 1:11pm On Dec 07, 2019|
This na lie!!!
Oga it's only you that know what you're looking for —and hoping to achieve with this ridiculously orchestrated lie.
Girls wey no dey use eye hear big prick and last long, if you like dm this man and fix a rendezvous, when them cut ya neck this December you go hear whee!
How can somebody married to a woman that has opened leg to push three good children with big-big head complain about size of prick.
Are we playing here sef?
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