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5 hours earlier....

Starboy : Good evening your Excellency sir

Bubu: Ha..my able Veefee ! Osunbade, how are you?

Starboy : Very well sir.

Bubu: Torr. Madalla! I hope you are not still annoyed over that Customs man I reflaced? What is his name again.? Baba something...

Starboy: Babatunde Fowler sir and it's FIRS not customs.. No I have moved past that. It's all water under the bridge.

Bubu: Which bridge?

Starboy: I don't get your meaning sir.

Bubu: Which bridge is under water? Was it included in the budget?

Starboy: I mean it's all in the past sir.

Bubu: Toor. Fery good. We need to be together to deliver this #Change agenda

Starboy; We are now on #Nextlevel sir . Change was our slogan for the First term.

Bubu: That's why I like you. You are fery fery intelligent.? You are a lawyer ko? Did you school in Nigeria?

Starboy: I am a SAN sir and I had my first degree in Nigeria?

Bubu: You are the son of a lawyer? Do I know your pather?

Starboy : I am a SAN sir. Senior Advocate of Nigeria.

Bubu: Toor. Senior Lawyer. Did you attend University or polytechnic?

Starboy : University sir. They don't offer law in polytechnics.

Bubu: Which university?

Starboy : University of Lagos sir.

Bubu: Madalla! University of Lagos is a fery good school.

Starboy : Yes it is. Your excellency. I am here on Omoyele Sowore's matter.

Bubu: Showore..the boy that wants to do revolution ko?

Starboy : Yes your Excellency

Bubu: Walahii..nothing can take that boy prom my hand. He is a National risk.

Starboy : Well , your Excellency we have received various communication from the U.S on his matter, the latest being a letter from the US congress directly to Malami. They are very insistent that we allow rule of law play out in his case.

Bubu: Are they imfortant? This U.S fongress?

Starboy : They are the highest lawmaking institution in the U.S. if the U.S wants to go war, they decide sir.

Bubu: Walahii Osunbade! They can not interpere in our internal appairs. Tell them I said so.

Starboy : They will not be happy sir. They can hit us with sanctions. They will stop all military, educational, trade and medical aid. They can stop visa issuance to our nationals and....

Bubu: Shege!! Did you say medical aid?

Starboy : Yes, your Excellency.

Bubu: Walahii! Will this infolve the UK ?

Starboy: Whatever steps the U.S take, the U.K will undoubtedly follow.

Bubu: Shege borowa ! Set him pree immediately .

Starboy : We should release Sowore sir?

Bubu : Walahi Osunbade, are you deaf? Release all of them Release efribodi. Showore, Dasuki, Kanu , even that woman that has been criticising me.

Starboy: That's the first lady sir.

Bubu: Release her too.

I really think mad men should stop opening threads

Bubu : Walahi Osunbade, are you deaf? Release all of them Release efribodi. Showore, Dasuki, Kanu , even that woman that has been criticising me.

Starboy: That's the first lady sir.

Bubu: Release her too.

Source please

dukeprince50:
I really think mad men should stop opening threads

but its funny....

Citytrend:
Source please

source,aso.com....

dukeprince50:
I really think mad men should stop opening threads

I am apolitical but I did find the post funny.

You made my day...

Ha!! ha!! ha!!! I know baba will bounce back in just a little time,
Go slow, and steep fast Baba', the days are running fast.

release that woman that alway criticise me.... now thats epic



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itsme01:



release that woman that alway criticise me.... now thats epic



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For real. I think I prefer this bubu guy to Buhari

This is quite funny

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itsme01:



release that woman that alway criticise me.... now thats epic



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dukeprince50:
I really think mad men should stop opening threads

Something that should make you laugh you are still frowning.

Hmmm, blows hot indeed. Terrorist

Ha

Hilarious... We'll need you to report for Nairaland from the Villa ASAP

dukeprince50:
I really think mad men should stop opening threads

Try cultivating
a good sense of humour.
It is good for the soul.

dukeprince50:
I really think mad men should stop opening threads

This is the kind of President you support?
Shame on you

ZombieTERROR:
This is the kind of President you support? Shame on you

ur stupidity is outstanding. Goodluck

I remember Tom Ikimi in the days of Abacha
I remember Ali in the days of Sadam hussein
I remember Libyan Army in the days of Gaddafi

They all Screamed at USA "we are sovereign states that cannot be intimidated by USA...bla bla bla

Where are all of these Muslim leaders today...?? 6ft underground .....DEAD

Buhari watch ya Mouth

ZombieTERROR:
This is the kind of President you support?
Shame on you

U well so?