What did you do in secondary School that lead you to principal office??.

nothing. I was a nice guy through out my secondary school days. ladies could not even give me pvssy to fvck. as a nice guy, I was usually wondering what my friend wait to do after school. he would be in the class room with girl who was not even his girlfriend with doors closed. I did not even have an idea of what they could be doing, I assumed they were usually just talking. now I know what they were doing then.

Wrote a love letter...
Was in jss1...Bgss ejigbo. There was this very fine girl using glasses called Laura. Jesu Christy this girl fine. I dey see her for my dreams that year. I no know the spirit on pankere Wey push me I write letter give her say I love her. The girl sef read the letter carry am go meet class teacher. Class teacher carry am go meet Mrs erinle our proprietress. Proprietress Wey first act film Wey body dey pepper her say she no dey act again no talk anything. Second day she dey assembly na him she call me out. Tear me better cane. I think twelve or so... As she free me she said something that I held on to till today... "if you wanna work a lady or do something sinister say it to the person. Paper is evidence ". I still use that advice till today. Would love to see laura again to know how she turned out.

Second one teacher beat me I form say I faint. For one week I dey do lecture inside principal office. With better meals. As bribe say I no report to my mama. After one week okoli my guy Wey sabi say I lie go report because I no dey share the food Wey dem dey give me again.
Okoli thunder fire you anywhere you dey. The mark I collect that day still dey my yansh

Back then, me and friends were notorious for placing bets on stupid things..... So one ugly Friday, our Introductory Technology teacher was inside the class teaching, me and my friends hated the subject and the teacher, so we helped ourselves out of the class through the Window to avoid any confrontation with the teacher.


While we were hanging around in our favorite hideout, Michael brought his usual dumb but daring bet.... He said that none of us can smack the ass of our Business studies teacher, I foolishy asked him "How much How much" and he said N100.

That money was so tempting and it motivated my guts.

It was break time, and as usual, my Business studies teacher went to the boot of her car to display her goods, (clothes) the opportunity came when she bent down to collect some of the goods, so I quickly rush there and smack the ass, I would have escaped though, but I don't know the demon that made me stand and looked directly into her eyes.

She gripped me by my trousers and led me to the principal's office after receiving two eyes blinding slaps.

The principal who hates using cane quickly removed his belt and lie me on the wooden bench and gave me some hot drillings before asking me to call my parents.


N100, I nor see chop.

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lavylilly:
What did you do in secondary School that lead you to principal office??.

Jumping fence wanting to go home by 12 it was fun then when I think abt it really miss my school days SFC akoka d great

1st Time:
I always jump out through the window when it's Maths period. On this particular day I was caught in the act and arraigned with the help of other Teachers and taken straight to Principal's office.
What happened Next:

2nd Time:
I spent my school fees and told my mum at home that Cashier didn't give me the receipt. Few days later my mum came to the Principals Office without letting me know.

What happened Next: Mad o Mad O

Shibaraba:
Wrote a love letter...
Was in jss1...Bgss ejigbo. There was this very fine girl using glasses called Laura. Jesu Christy this girl fine. I dey see her for my dreams that year. I no know the spirit on pankere Wey push me I write letter give her say I love her. The girl sef read the letter carry am go meet class teacher. Class teacher carry am go meet Mrs erinle our proprietress. Proprietress Wey first act film Wey body dey pepper her say she no dey act again no talk anything. Second day she dey assembly na him she call me out. Tear me better cane. I think twelve or so... As she free me she said something that I held on to till today... "if you wanna work a lady or do something sinister say it to the person. Paper is evidence ". I still use that advice till today. Would love to see laura again to know how she turned out.

Second one teacher beat me I form say I faint. For one week I dey do lecture inside principal office. With better meals. As bribe say I no report to my mama. After one week okoli my guy Wey sabi say I lie go report because I no dey share the food Wey dem dey give me again.
Okoli thunder fire you anywhere you dey. The mark I collect that day still dey my yansh

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Shibaraba:
Wrote a love letter...
Was in jss1...Bgss ejigbo. There was this very fine girl using glasses called Laura. Jesu Christy this girl fine. I dey see her for my dreams that year. I no know the spirit on pankere Wey push me I write letter give her say I love her. The girl sef read the letter carry am go meet class teacher. Class teacher carry am go meet Mrs erinle our proprietress. Proprietress Wey first act film Wey body dey pepper her say she no dey act again no talk anything. Second day she dey assembly na him she call me out. Tear me better cane. I think twelve or so... As she free me she said something that I held on to till today... "if you wanna work a lady or do something sinister say it to the person. Paper is evidence ". I still use that advice till today. Would love to see laura again to know how she turned out.

Second one teacher beat me I form say I faint. For one week I dey do lecture inside principal office. With better meals. As bribe say I no report to my mama. After one week okoli my guy Wey sabi say I lie go report because I no dey share the food Wey dem dey give me again.
Okoli thunder fire you anywhere you dey. The mark I collect that day still dey my yansh

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