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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:03pm On Jan 03, 2020
BankyGee:
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Himself

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:47pm On Jan 04, 2020
pu7pl3:


I'd take both.. please please please sad


No wahala

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 1:22pm On Jan 04, 2020
Ayanfe29:



No wahala

Yes

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:04pm On Jan 04, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Himself

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Oby09! (Welcome cool)
jerrykk!
Mcuzy!
Ayanfe29!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:07pm On Jan 04, 2020
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:33pm On Jan 04, 2020
BankyGee:
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Perhaps he told the king he would like to die of old age in a natural way grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:00pm On Jan 04, 2020
BankyGee:
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he might have told the king he wanted a natural death smiley


Happy New year here

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:08pm On Jan 04, 2020
Nayo08:
he might have told the king he wanted a natural death smiley

Happy New year here
Same to you bro!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Oby09(f): 10:24pm On Jan 04, 2020
BankyGee:
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The thief might have told the king that he would like to die later in life

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:48pm On Jan 05, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- He told the king he wants to die a natural death

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Nayo08!
Oby09! (half mark cool)
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:41pm On Jan 05, 2020
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:24pm On Jan 05, 2020
BankyGee:
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The chef making "breakfast" in the afternoon

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 9:59pm On Jan 05, 2020
BankyGee:
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the chef

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 7:44am On Jan 06, 2020
BankyGee:
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i smell lies in the chef's submission, the mumu said he was making breakfast..... in d afternoon, lol. grin

Na chef kill the oga, abeg. angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:15pm On Jan 06, 2020
theenchanter:
i smell lies in the chef's submission, the mumu said he was making breakfast..... in d afternoon, lol. grin

Na chef kill the oga, abeg. angry
Happy New Year

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 3:53pm On Jan 06, 2020
The chef

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:49pm On Jan 06, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- The chef is the killer. You don't cook breakfast in the afternoon.

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
jerrykk!
Theenchanter2!
Mcuzy!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:56pm On Jan 06, 2020
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 8:03pm On Jan 06, 2020
BankyGee:
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The answer is six because there is five in six and removing 2 gets u four.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 8:34pm On Jan 06, 2020
BankyGee:
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5 is FIVE, take away F and E, it'll remain IV which means 4 in roman figure. cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:33pm On Jan 06, 2020
BankyGee:
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We have solved this here before

FIVE(5) - FE(2)=IV(4)

Roman figure stuff

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 9:40pm On Jan 06, 2020
BankyGee:
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roman figure 4 (iv)
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:04pm On Jan 06, 2020
BankyGee:
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5 - 2 = 3
Using index counting and numbering we have
0, 1, 2, 3
So counting individually, we have 4

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Oby09(f): 7:51am On Jan 07, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- He told the king he wants to die a natural death

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Nayo08!
Oby09! (half mark cool)
*Claps, cheers*

I appreciate the half mark like that smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:57am On Jan 07, 2020
Oby09:

I appreciate the half mark like that smiley

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:38pm On Jan 07, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


FIVE
Take away FE, it will remain IV.


We've done this before

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 5:55pm On Jan 07, 2020
Ayanfe29:



FIVE
Take away FE, it will remain IV.


We've done this before

You remember too right?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:41pm On Jan 07, 2020
Answer(s) to Riddle
- 5=FIVE, take away FE = IV = 4
- 5 - 2 = 3
Count from zero individually = 0, 1, 2, 3 = 4 digits
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Take away 2 = 1, 3, 4, 5 = 4 digits

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Theenchanter2!
pu7pl3!
jerrykk! (half mark cool)
hulk616!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:44pm On Jan 07, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 7:50pm On Jan 07, 2020
BankyGee:
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A submarine? undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:12pm On Jan 07, 2020
BankyGee:
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the boat is a submarine

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jan 07, 2020
BankyGee:
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because the engineers miscalculated in the design process. The boat at his maximum capacity does not obey Archimedes law.

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