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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:29pm On Jan 07, 2020
- So my girlfriend has decided to dump me just because a rat brought a used condom to my room cry
- If she wears her Bra backwards first, and then slides it around, my brother marry that woman, she can change your ugly story grin
- Why does "Visit me" always sound like sex to many girls?
- The problem we have in Africa is that they read your jokes and laugh but they hardly Comment, but if you don't send them jokes too, Hmm, this thread is boring embarassed
- My uncle picks a fight with me like he doesn't know how evil I can be. I'm going to steal his phone and save my two numbers as "Jenny Sweet" and "Naomi Big Ass" then repeatedly call him and hang up at 3am
His wife will do the fighting for me, me I don't fight my elders undecided
- Interviewer: Can you handle pressure?
Me: Yes, I owe my Landlord Six month rent allowance, and I still don't care angry
- Some girls ehhn, ever since I told this girl that her dress is beautiful, she now wears it everyday undecided
- Like and Share

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:28pm On Jan 07, 2020
pu7pl3:


You remember too right?


Yh, I do o!

Old age is disturbing BankyGee

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:31pm On Jan 07, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Let me copy Sha..... The boat should be a submarine

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:38pm On Jan 07, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Yh, I do o!

Old age is disturbing BankyGee

Lmao grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jan 07, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Yh, I do o!

Old age is disturbing BankyGee
old age like 60

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:09am On Jan 08, 2020
hulk616:
old age like 60


60 kwa?! He's about 150years old

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:00pm On Jan 09, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Yh, I do o!
Old age is disturbing BankyGee
Ayanfemi clap for yourseff undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:03pm On Jan 09, 2020
Ayanfe29:


60 kwa?! He's about 150years old
Ayanfe!!!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:39pm On Jan 09, 2020
BankyGee:

Ayanfemi clap for yourseff undecided


grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:44pm On Jan 09, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- The boat was a submarine

Winners of last riddle:-
Theenchanter2!
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29! (copy 'n paste cool)
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:51pm On Jan 09, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


I am number three;
But I am not a number.
I am hot and cold at the same moment, but not at the same time.

What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 8:02pm On Jan 09, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS
where's d riddle, oga?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:04pm On Jan 09, 2020
Theenchanter2:
where's d riddle, oga?

Chill grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 8:04pm On Jan 09, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

no riddle here

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 8:07pm On Jan 09, 2020
pu7pl3:


Chill grin
no vex bros, my blood just dey hot unneccessarily. grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:16pm On Jan 09, 2020
pu7pl3:

Chill grin
cool

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:30pm On Jan 09, 2020
Theenchanter2:
no vex bros, my blood just dey hot unneccessarily. grin
You need to put the blood inside fridge grin
Riddle above cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:48pm On Jan 09, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS


I am number three;
But I am not a number.
I am hot and cold at the same moment, but not at the same time.

What am I?

C is number 3 and it's not a number
The SEA is hot and cold

I hope I'm right about this double entendre

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 8:55pm On Jan 09, 2020
pu7pl3:


C is number 3 and it's not a number
The SEA is hot and cold

I hope I'm right about this double entendre
the riddle is mad, mehn.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 8:57pm On Jan 09, 2020
BankyGee:

You need to put the blood inside fridge grin
Riddle above cool
planet earth is third in d universe and its not a number.

Na d second part be my problem.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:05pm On Jan 09, 2020
Theenchanter2:
the riddle is mad, mehn.

The question is even somehow...hot and cold at the same moment but not in the same time undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 1:38am On Jan 10, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS


I am number three;
But I am not a number.
I am hot and cold at the same moment, but not at the same time.

What am I?
March, the third month of the year.

It's sometimes rainny and sometimes sunny in march.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:07am On Jan 10, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- The boat was a submarine

Winners of last riddle:-
Theenchanter2!
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29! (copy 'n paste cool)
*Claps, cheers*

Lol... see what my confession has caused o

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:12am On Jan 10, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS


I am number three;
But I am not a number.
I am hot and cold at the same moment, but not at the same time.

What am I?


EARTH

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:32am On Jan 10, 2020
Ayanfe29:

Lol... see what my confession has caused o

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:12am On Jan 10, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Lol... see what my confession has caused o

grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:06pm On Jan 10, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Planet Earth


Winners of yesterday's riddle:
Theenchanter2!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:19pm On Jan 10, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

A couple went for a picnic. They had 5 sons; Each son had 7 sisters and each sister had 3 babies.
How many people went on the picnic in total? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:29pm On Jan 10, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A couple went for a picnic. They had 5 sons;
Each son had 7 sisters and each sister had 3 babies.

How many people went on the picnic in total? undecided


Two people... that is the couple only

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 9:39pm On Jan 10, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A couple went for a picnic. They had 5 sons;
Each son had 7 sisters and each sister had 3 babies.

How many people went on the picnic in total? undecided



i'm back cool


only the couple

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:19pm On Jan 10, 2020
vibewithme:



i'm back cool

only the couple
Welcome back cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:19pm On Jan 10, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A couple went for a picnic. They had 5 sons;
Each son had 7 sisters and each sister had 3 babies.

How many people went on the picnic in total? undecided

2 people

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