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AngryIgboMan:
So yesterday at Marina inder bridge enroute Ahmadu Bello, something very funny happened.

This kabu kabu guy was loading at an illegal spot. LASTMA officials moving around in a towing van suddenly blocked him.

In my mind, I was like "Its over for this guy".

What happened next was quite intriguing and thrilling.

If not that I already saw an oily looking Yoruba guy loading the car before, I would have sworn Vin Diesel was the guy behind the wheels.

This guy quickly entered his car, switched it on, revved a little and the next thing I heard was a loud GBOWAAAAA. Wow!

This guy in one swell move, hit one of the Lastma officials onto their Towing Van and In so doing, the Lastma guy leg was severely damaged. The Kabu Kabu guy also damaged the towing Van rear light

He revved back again and as he was charging like a Bull the second time, no be person tell other LASTMA guys to Japa... Lol.

O boy in all my hard man, me I jejely cleared for the road for this guy to escape wella because as am seeing the JAKPO look on his face, he was ready to level the whole Lagos to escape

The mumu guy they hit on the leg was lying on the ground vituperating in Yoruba shouting .... Egba Mi Oo Egba Mi oo.

Seems like the hit rendered there car immobile too

One LASTMA guy was trying to flag me down to carry there colleague. As I remembered all I suffered in the hands of LASTMA last year to the tune of 87k, I smiled at the guy lying on the floor and whispered softly to myself;

"EGBA MI KEE YOU DIA".

I drove on like a boss smilling like a soldier that just won a battle. The event sweet me no be small

Each time I come across your post, the next thing that come out of my mouth is , this angry guy don come with him wahala again oh( Bros na joke I dey )

Prince3:
Case no close anything. I can decide to tell my boss I bought fuel of 5k forgetting it's 10k and I went back and bought the balance of 5k fuel. So your advert no promote any anti cheat at all. Na just Mary go round routine the card be. Now, case close

this case cannot be closed until izzou sprays holy water on it... Lol

AngryIgboMan:
So yesterday at Marina inder bridge enroute Ahmadu Bello, something very funny happened...

One LASTMA guy was trying to flag me down to carry there colleague. As I remembered all I suffered in the hands of LASTMA last year to the tune of 87k, I smiled at the guy lying on the floor and whispered softly to myself;

"EGBA MI KEE YOU DIA".

I drove on like a boss smilling like a soldier that just won a battle. The event sweet me no be small

Egba mi really kill am there... They have mercy when it's their turn. Useless people...

Drivers on Indriver...How did you go past this stage?

Good evening seniors and auto experts in the house.

I sincerely need help on this.

My KIA Cerato 2010 jerks when I start it and intermittently (a little though), a Kazeem told me I needed to change the plugs which I did but the issue persists. He later said I might have to change the coil as well.

I did a scan of the engine today and the result is what is shown in the attached picture. Kindly advise on the way forward. I have done a small Google search of the P0012 scan result and I can't find the answers in those pages.

In addition, I noticed the fuel consumption is not economical.

If u u are on any of uber or bolt platforms, screenshot your driver profile page. And send it to them. Chikena

Babadee1900:
Drivers on Indriver...How did you go past this stage?

Jiayu:
If u u are on any of uber or bolt platforms, screenshot your driver profile page. And send it to them. Chikena

Thank you bros.

An Honest, reliable and experienced uber/taxify driver is needed for an Hyundai Elantra 2007(Rental) . Chat me up on 07039403000.

I'm not you people's mate at all; y'all need to start showing me some respect when you guys mention me.

Who, amongst you, can drive 275 km to and from Ibadan in 15 hours, 18 minutes?

Who, amongst you, can sit in standstill traffic for 11 hours in one day?

nitigriti:
I'm not you people's mate at all; y'all need to start showing me some respect when you guys mention me.

Who, amongst you, can drive 275 km to and from Ibadan in 15 hours, 18 minutes?

Who, amongst you, can sit in standstill traffic for 11 hours in one day?

Lol, Most senior nitigriti Or elder nitigriti. Which one is preferable?

nitigriti:
I'm not you people's mate at all; y'all need to start showing me some respect when you guys mention me.

Who, amongst you, can drive 275 km to and from Ibadan in 15 hours, 18 minutes?

Who, amongst you, can sit in standstill traffic for 11 hours in one day?

True. We are not mates. Abeg rule this your world alone ó.

Abeg, who sabi where person fit get better jedi and ọ̀pá ẹyin?

Gshems:
Abeg, who sabi where person fit get better jedi and ọ̀pá ẹyin?

Where is your location?.. If you are around Abraham Adesanya, park for that Ogombo road, ask anybody, them plenty for there.

nitigriti:
I'm not you people's mate at all; y'all need to start showing me some respect when you guys mention me.

Who, amongst you, can drive 275 km to and from Ibadan in 15 hours, 18 minutes?

Who, amongst you, can sit in standstill traffic for 11 hours in one day?

Where did you encounter this kind traffic on that road? I can't imagine been in such situation

nitigriti:
I'm not you people's mate at all; y'all need to start showing me some respect when you guys mention me.

Who, amongst you, can drive 275 km to and from Ibadan in 15 hours, 18 minutes?

Who, amongst you, can sit in standstill traffic for 11 hours in one day?

Has the competition started?

Babadee1900:
Where did you encounter this kind traffic on that road? I can't imagine been in such situation

Lagos-Ibadan Expressway to and fro.

For example, Redeemed Camp to Berger took 3 hours - from 7:00pm to 10:00pm.

nitigriti:
Lagos-Ibadan Expressway to and fro.

For example, Redeemed Camp to Berger took 3 hours - from 7:00pm to 10:00pm.

Na man you be sir.

Secured the bag. Started out a dulling day. Back to back for evening. Free road self epp me

Jaidooo:
Secured the bag. Started out a dulling day. Back to back for evening. Free road self epp me

Nice one

Gshems:
Abeg, who sabi where person fit get better jedi and ọ̀pá ẹyin?

Cc: Tojahh

hardycross:
Good evening seniors and auto experts in the house.

I sincerely need help on this.

My KIA Cerato 2010 jerks when I start it and intermittently (a little though), a Kazeem told me I needed to change the plugs which I did but the issue persists. He later said I might have to change the coil as well.

I did a scan of the engine today and the result is what is shown in the attached picture. Kindly advise on the way forward. I have done a small Google search of the P0012 scan result and I can't find the answers in those pages.

In addition, I noticed the fuel consumption is not economical.

It's the oil control valve acting up.

If you're lucky and it's just dirty oil and filter, option one will solve your problem. If not, option 2.
1) oil and filter change
2) replace oil control valve/vvt actuator

I don't know if any driver will do this, but not me.

A lady ordered for a ride just now at W Bar, she called, while I was trying to ask where destination is she said hold on.

Then she said do you have an ATM card with you, we need cash so we'll transfer into your account then you will help us withdraw it.

Me: Is that why you requested for a ride?

Lady: Yes.

I dropped the call and blocked her line, slide on arriving now and waiting for the count down before I cancel.

So Uber drivers, una eyes dey see plenty

Babadee1900:
I don't know if any driver will do this, but not me.

A lady ordered for a ride just now at W Bar, she called, while I was trying to ask where destination is she said hold on.

Then she said do you have an ATM card with you, we need cash so we'll transfer into your account then you will help us withdraw it.

Me: Is that why you requested for a ride?

Lady: Yes.

I dropped the call and blocked her line, slide on arriving now and waiting for the count down before I cancel.

Some sef na Ice-cream or pizza... It is well...

Thank you ma for your professional input. Should push comes to shove and it is option 2, what is the likely cost of the replacement of the oil control valve?

radautoworks:
It's the oil control valve acting up.

If you're lucky and it's just dirty oil and filter, option one will solve your problem. If not, option 2.
1) oil and filter change
2) replace oil control valve/vvt actuator

Babadee1900:
I don't know if any driver will do this, but not me.

A lady ordered for a ride just now at W Bar, she called, while I was trying to ask where destination is she said hold on.

Then she said do you have an ATM card with you, we need cash so we'll transfer into your account then you will help us withdraw it.

Me: Is that why you requested for a ride?

Lady: Yes.

I dropped the call and blocked her line, slide on arriving now and waiting for the count down before I cancel.

Guys should be careful with this antics. The objective is to defraud sumone and use the Uber driver as conduit pipe to cash the money. When the victim comes calling, na the beneficiary acct them go dey find not the fraudster.

Let's be smart and not allow small change create bigger problem.

Prince3:
No be every body know naa. Now u have told everyone the secret to opening our cars at night.

The truth is Coro thieves don't need all that wahala to steel your car or its components. The one that happened close to my house the other day, the small glass on the back door was what they broke to gain access into the car. I think there's a way they muff the sound so that its not audible.

AngryIgboMan:
So yesterday at Marina inder bridge enroute Ahmadu Bello, something very funny happened.

This kabu kabu guy was loading at an illegal spot. LASTMA officials moving around in a towing van suddenly blocked him.

In my mind, I was like "Its over for this guy".

What happened next was quite intriguing and thrilling.

If not that I already saw an oily looking Yoruba guy loading the car before, I would have sworn Vin Diesel was the guy behind the wheels.

This guy quickly entered his car, switched it on, revved a little and the next thing I heard was a loud GBOWAAAAA. Wow!

This guy in one swell move, hit one of the Lastma officials onto their Towing Van and In so doing, the Lastma guy leg was severely damaged. The Kabu Kabu guy also damaged the towing Van rear light

He revved back again and as he was charging like a Bull the second time, no be person tell other LASTMA guys to Japa... Lol.

O boy in all my hard man, me I jejely cleared for the road for this guy to escape wella because as am seeing the JAKPO look on his face, he was ready to level the whole Lagos to escape

The mumu guy they hit on the leg was lying on the ground vituperating in Yoruba shouting .... Egba Mi Oo Egba Mi oo.

Seems like the hit rendered there car immobile too

One LASTMA guy was trying to flag me down to carry there colleague. As I remembered all I suffered in the hands of LASTMA last year to the tune of 87k, I smiled at the guy lying on the floor and whispered softly to myself;

"EGBA MI KEE YOU DIA".

I drove on like a boss smilling like a soldier that just won a battle. The event sweet me no be small

Really can't say if that was a good thing to do. But hey, what do I know?

mrjaydee:
My mehn! We. Move.

Brotherly please I would like to discuss privately with you. I need your help on something.

Babadee1900:
I don't know if any driver will do this, but not me.

A lady ordered for a ride just now at W Bar, she called, while I was trying to ask where destination is she said hold on.

Then she said do you have an ATM card with you, we need cash so we'll transfer into your account then you will help us withdraw it.

Me: Is that why you requested for a ride?

Lady: Yes.

I dropped the call and blocked her line, slide on arriving now and waiting for the count down before I cancel.

For this new year kwanu!

Gshems:
So Uber drivers, una eyes dey see plenty

I disagree. Opay does.

nitigriti:
I'm not you people's mate at all; y'all need to start showing me some respect when you guys mention me.

Who, amongst you, can drive 275 km to and from Ibadan in 15 hours, 18 minutes?

Who, amongst you, can sit in standstill traffic for 11 hours in one day?

Abeg find me this kind offline na.