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The Jonathan That Was, Is And Is To Come by hatch: 4:32am On Jun 24, 2011
http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Opinion/Columns/5720430-184/story.csp


After the kind of a night that you will expect of a newly married couple, my wife and I woke up relishing the stories of our growing up days, then, furiously, she declared, "If only Jonathan cares to listen to other people's stories too, then he will know that his going to school without slippers is the least a Nigerian child of today could have prayed for."

United Nations statistics reveal that just a little above 40 percent of Nigerian children attend school; safe drinking water takes priority on the prayer list of every Nigerian home, courtesy of fake borehole projects of the political class. Simply put: the country is becoming more unsafe for its poverty- ridden people to live in.

At least Goodluck Jonathan had the opportunity of attending school, going to fish in the river (which had not been polluted by Shell, Chevron and the rest of the gang), and waking up every morning with no fear of guns sounding in the creeks or kidnappers on the streets and Boko Haram from outer space, or whatever planet they live on. Yes, the man is indeed a lucky man.

If only Ebele (as I will henceforth refer to him; not a sign of disrespect but a journey back to his pristine past) had woken up every morning and had to first hawk "pure water" on the streets to get his school fees paid, and return home only to find the family shelter demolished by the government (plot to be re-allocated shortly to the local government chairperson).

If only Ebele had needed to watch the white oil magnate visit his village, burn the bushes, pollute the creeks ‑ and be left with no option but to buy fish from the refrigerator woman. If the present president had, as a kid, been rejected from the hospital after he had been diagnosed of typhoid fever caused by unsafe drinking water, and asked to join a queue to pay thousands of naira that his parents could have afforded, except that the father's pension was yet to be paid.

If only Ebele had come back from school to meet a crowd at his house wailing over the news of the attack on his brother serving his motherland in the name of NYSC (National Youth Service Corps), by rioters in the north of the country.

If only Ebele had been a staff of Agbongbe Primary School joining other protesting teachers to demand payment of the "approved" N18,000 minimum wage.

But Ebele is now the President of Nigeria and I am afraid of what is to come. Just like our leaders of yesteryears, I am afraid that, by 2015, we may have a Jonathan who will blame his predecessors, enemies and the witches of his village for his poor performance.

I have no reason to doubt Jonathan's ability to perform excellently, but all I have seen is a President who promised us increased power supply but, just this week, Egbin power plant was shut down and the supply of electricity that had never been enough dropped almost by half. Bomb detonations have taken over the nation; security is now "of the Lord" ‑ and not of the Nigeria Police Force anymore.

I would like to remind our President that the makeup of his cabinet will go a long way in determining what his testimonial will be by 2015. Just to remind him, it took just an attorney-general in the name of Aondoakaa to delay his assumption of office while his predecessor was incapable of continuing. So he should beware of such officials in his cabinet. Else he would just be turned into a mute by his own ‘Turai', whose ministerial list is allegedly even longer than his.

I know the Jonathan that was and that is ‑ and the summation of both makes me panic at the prospect of the whole four years of his administration easily turning out to be a waste.


Re: The Jonathan That Was, Is And Is To Come by Nobody: 5:11am On Jun 24, 2011
When he has reshuffled his cabinet and starts to get the hang of things, good days will surely come for Naija cheesy
Re: The Jonathan That Was, Is And Is To Come by Nobody: 10:03am On Jun 24, 2011
ogugua88:

When he has reshuffled his cabinet and starts to get the hang of things, good days will surely come for Naija cheesy

Tell me another story angry angry angry

Have u ever heard the phrase "hit the ground running"? That my dear is the new phrase in leadership.

It simply means performance in governance starting from day one in office.

The world have no room for slowpoke leaders any more[except in Nigeria].
Re: The Jonathan That Was, Is And Is To Come by Jarus(m): 11:53am On Jun 24, 2011
After two years in office, transition is taking forever. Or is the ground becoming too deep to reach?
Re: The Jonathan That Was, Is And Is To Come by Nobody: 2:09pm On Jun 24, 2011
greateros:
Tell me another story angry angry angry

Have u ever heard the phrase "hit the ground running"? That my dear is the new phrase in leadership.

It simply means performance in governance starting from day one in office.

The world have no room for slowpoke leaders any more[except in Nigeria].

It was sarcasm. I was poking fun at Jonathan and his notion that four years isn't enough to do much lol. I completely agree with you though.
Re: The Jonathan That Was, Is And Is To Come by jjc213(m): 4:28pm On Jun 24, 2011
how can kerosine be scarce
in an oil producing nation
with abundance of
petroleum and too much
crude oil. If u go down
south, their rivers are made
of crude oil. Their wells, no
water but crude oil. The
backyard of your house, no
grass but black oil every
where u go. What then is
responisble for the rise in
the price of fuel. If it is not
that Nigeria has tied it's
resources to this sector.
Our revenue now depends
on petroleum products.
That is not enough to be
fed-up, SUICIDE
BOMBINGS. The security in
Nigeria is so low that it was
to easy to bomb a Police-
Headquaters with out
being caught. A Police-
Headquater should be one
of the safest place. But is
clear now that they can
bomb anywhere they feel.
Pls what is our country
turning to? Is there any
difference between Nigeria
and the Middle-east
(Iraq,Afghanistan)? How
could Nigerians now be
terrorists, to themselves!
the state of the nation is
getting out of hand. I
heard President Jonathan is
"negotiating" with Boko
Haram, WHERE IN THE
WORLD HAVE YOU SEEN
THE GOVERNMENT
NEGOTIATING WITH
TERRORISTS?? it is outright
wrong! it is not done. They
said our president is scared
and wants the bombings to
stop. The terrorist will now
have a say. And after using
the billion given to them to
fund more explosives,
ammunition and some
more suphisticated artillery,
all they have to do is just
threaten that they'll bomb
again, simple. It's that easy.
If i join them i'll be rich,
because Nigeria has money
but are spending in the
wrong way. Note that the
Boko Haram -bombing was
not the first, there have
been other bombings
followed by a series of
threats, even MEND
owned-up that they were
responsible for these
terrorist attacks and at the
end of the day, an amnesty
programme, they're
pockets filled, they went
home happy. And when
they succeed squandering
those billions wont they
come back asking for
more?
The power supply,
electricity, it is bad that our
President Jonathan would
go out and purchase two
different million-dollar($)
private jets for his own
interest. Do you have any
idea how much one of
those jets would cost in
Naira? Billions! All he had
to do was apologise to us
after the deed had been
done, -'medicine after
death'. He should attend to
us, his nation. If he directed
that sum of money into
the power sector alone
there must have been a
change. Information i
gathered explains that as
long as Nigeria has tied her
resources to the petroleum
products produced they
must be a short suppy of
electricity. Have ever
counted the number of
generators burning fuel, if
u hear the amount most
factories and industries
spend on diesel in a week,
the amount is very
shocking, but where those
this money go, the money
spent on these petroleum
products, if Nigeria were to
'mistakenly' supply
electricity for 24hrs the
nation will go broke.
A change is what we need.
It doesn't have to be
voilent. Two wrongs cant
make a right. We should
not fight fire with fire but
with water, Love with hate.
There will be a protest,
next month, a PEACEFUL-
protest. We would be
marching with card-boards
in our hands demanding
for a change. You will see
us on tv but i expect that u
join us. And if you have any
other way which our voices
may be heard kindly drop a
suggestion here. A solution.
An idea. Thank you. One
nation under God, -GOD
BLESS NIGERIA, Amen.
Re: The Jonathan That Was, Is And Is To Come by omoalaro: 10:52pm On Jun 25, 2011
Democracy is much more than casting your vote at the ballot. This was a recent message to our leaders from the US ambassador to Nigeria.
Re: The Jonathan That Was, Is And Is To Come by OperationalVehi: 11:45pm On Feb 05, 2023
omoalaro:
Democracy is much more than casting your vote at the ballot. This was a recent message to our leaders from the US ambassador to Nigeria.
oh i see

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