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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Thegamingorca(m): 12:12pm On Jan 25, 2020
My nigga is really confident
Pg 2 victory dance

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Omar09(m): 12:12pm On Jan 25, 2020
Michellekabod2:
you disappoint me! How does this relate to promiscuity or tightness? Think! How can you let stereotype blind you so much?
Research out facts to counter her post and don't create a strawman out of this.
I don't think a girl who is celibate from birth will have a loose pussy.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Kennedyiheme: 12:14pm On Jan 25, 2020
Omar09:

I don't think a girl who is celibate from birth will have a loose pussy.
this is how they lie.. there defence is the guy has small penis thats why.. its just like saying a short pencil wouldn't get sharpened by a sharpener...

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Thegamingorca(m): 12:15pm On Jan 25, 2020
Omar09:

I don't think a girl who is celibate from birth will have a loose pussy.

You don't think often, do you grin

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Thegamingorca(m): 12:16pm On Jan 25, 2020
Kennedyiheme:
this is how they lie.. there defence is the guy has small penis thats why.. its just like saying a short pencil wouldn't get sharpened by a sharpener...


The sharpener has to fit... that analogy is actually flawed as human body parts are not mechanical constructs with fixed dimensions
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Kennedyiheme: 12:18pm On Jan 25, 2020
Thegamingorca:



The sharpener has to fit... that analogy is actually flawed as human body parts are not mechanical constructs
no its not.. the guy with the small penis would feel the sensation, the girl might not enjoy it, but the guy would...

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Bighead9: 12:19pm On Jan 25, 2020
I commend the courage of this guy. Me I must test before marriage. If by any chance your toto is also wide, I'll redirect you back to your parents. grin grin


I no fit dey swim inside Ocean. grin grin

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Nobody: 12:25pm On Jan 25, 2020
Thegamingorca:



You can attach a common household Item with metric scales just by the tampoon so we can picture it's size relative to a dick

I hope you don't mind doing that for me
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Nobody: 12:26pm On Jan 25, 2020
Omar09:

I don't think a girl who is celibate from birth will have a loose pussy.
am glad you used "think" .
You compared a 16 year old virgin to a woman sexually active. Including 16 in your comparison means you acknowledge with age the vagina gets wider.
If the 16 year old girl you disvirgin ,doesn't have any more sex till she marries ten years later will not feel as tight as she was at age 16 now she is currently 26.

Equating a wide vagina to frequency is sex is laughable.
Miss A,Miss B,Miss C, and Miss D have different vagina sizes. They can't always be the same just like joysticks come in different size. Mr A having sex will feel differently when he is with miss A,miss B,miss C and miss D,even if all four women have the same body count.

The first time of sex will be tight for ladies,not because of the vagina size but the hymen present. So a woman with awide vagina by default will feel tight on her first sex because of the hymen present.


Believe lies at your own peril

Do you agree that no matter how tight a lady is,a guy with a tiny dick will not find her tight?

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Nobody: 12:28pm On Jan 25, 2020
Kennedyiheme:
this is how they lie.. there defence is the guy has small penis thats why.. its just like saying a short pencil wouldn't get sharpened by a sharpener...
damn! This is so dumb
Are you educated? No offence intended

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Thegamingorca(m): 12:29pm On Jan 25, 2020
Kennedyiheme:
no its not.. the guy with the small penis would feel the sensation, the girl might not enjoy it, but the guy would...


It is...dicks vary in length, girth, pulsations and torque.

If his penis is small I doubt he'll enjoy shiit. Better find a vagina that fits that's why it's advised today's midgets look to marry short stature girls and stick to them


No go carry wetin go kill you

Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Nobody: 12:31pm On Jan 25, 2020
Look at me breaking my promise not to engage guys in banters concerning this topic,..sha some bigotry can't just be ignored

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Thegamingorca(m): 12:34pm On Jan 25, 2020
fieryy:


I hope you don't mind doing that for me


I would if I knew what the size of a tampoon is like
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Kennedyiheme: 12:35pm On Jan 25, 2020
Michellekabod2:
damn! This is so dumb
Are you educated? No offence intended
you seem so desperate to defend loose pussies.. damn.. I'm big but I've had wide pussies, and i know what I'm talking about, and yes I'm educated

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Thegamingorca(m): 12:37pm On Jan 25, 2020
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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Nobody: 1:07pm On Jan 25, 2020
Kennedyiheme:
you seem so desperate to defend loose pussies.. damn.. I'm big but I've had wide pussies, and i know what I'm talking about, and yes I'm educated
primary school? Secondary school?
Which of them?

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Kennedyiheme: 1:08pm On Jan 25, 2020
Michellekabod2:
primary school? Secondary school?
Which of them?

daycare grin grin grin

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Nobody: 1:11pm On Jan 25, 2020
Kennedyiheme:
daycare grin grin grin
nah...I doubt. My boy in daycare will reason better than this.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Omar09(m): 1:16pm On Jan 25, 2020
Michellekabod2:

Believe lies at your own peril
Do you agree that no matter how tight a lady is,a guy with a tiny dick will not find her tight?

Yeah I know no matter how tight a woman's Vijay is, a tiny dick won't feel it.

I still believe that sex is the major cause of loose vijay

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Omar09(m): 1:16pm On Jan 25, 2020
Thegamingorca:


You don't think often, do you grin

Yeah. But I don't speak when I didn't think.
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Omar09(m): 1:18pm On Jan 25, 2020
Kennedyiheme:
this is how they lie.. there defence is the guy has small penis thats why.. its just like saying a short pencil wouldn't get sharpened by a sharpener...

I know they are defending their kind. It's in their DNA. They keep coming up with excuses instead of solution. If they could use the energy for all these excuses and get a solution. Imagine that world brother.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Thegamingorca(m): 1:19pm On Jan 25, 2020
Omar09:


Yeah. But I don't speak when I didn't think.
hmm

Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Nobody: 1:19pm On Jan 25, 2020
Omar09:


Yeah I know no matter how tight a woman's Vijay is, a tiny dick won't feel it.

I still believe that sex is the major cause of loose vijay
OK ...your belief,your choice. They are well respected!
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by bukatyne(f): 1:20pm On Jan 25, 2020
visaland:
Everybody was in shock yesterday at Ebelle community in Edo state as a man returns his wife to her parents saying the woman's virginal will swallow him up if nothing is done about it. The community was amused how the man identified as Osamudiame Iyobosa could be that childish as to return his legally married wife for such flimsy excuse. The man who dropped his wife at her parents house in ubiaja in a green coloured golf 4 told his in-laws that many people must have slept with Edeki for her virginal to be that wide
The couple before now were living at upper mission road in Benin city. It was said that Edeki was merely recommended to Iyobosa. However, a man who sells palm wine near ubiaja market admits that the man may be right, according to him, Edeki was a well known flirt in the neighborhood and that no indigene would have married her. He said they were all surprised when Iyobosa came from Benin to marry her. Some young girls even started flirting saying that flirts are the most lucky ones using Edeki as example of a lucky flirt
The parents of Edeki were said to have been very angry with their inlaw for exposing their weakness publicly. The mother of the girl according to a witness was said to have called Iyobosa half man. They said this is strange as no man have ever done that to the community by returning his wife for having wide private part. The worst was that Iyobosa told onlookers that his wife had expressway pussy

I join the community shock!

It is very very embarrassing undecided from the husband and I agree he was childish in handling the situation which might also be a desperate attempt at fixing the problem.

I am very interested in the reaction of the wife and what the report meant by 'the husband publicly exposing the weakness of the wife'.

I also want to believe that the husband did not start complaining the day he dropped his wife and if there was something really wrong with her, they should have found a solution together.

The man anyways implied the parents fix her daughter if they want the marriage to continue. I also salute his courage for taking the hard way out. It was easier to pretend all was well with his wife and sleep around than bring her back to her parents' house and demand a solution.

People should stop discarding their spouses' feedback and work towards a solution.

As for the girls imitating the alleged promiscuity of the wife because she got a 'better' husband, ride on.

Addition:

It is naivety or 'burying one' s head in the sand' to think that sexual promiscuity would not have any effect on the body.

Anything we do to abuse our bodies (male & female) has an effect. Too much standing, sitting, frowning, hard work, squinting, typing, working on excel, sex, alcohol, drugs, staring at TV, phones and laptops, smoking etc etc.

It is the body from birth we are taking to the grave.

Use it well.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by CSTR2: 1:21pm On Jan 25, 2020
Thegamingorca:



It is...dicks vary in length, girth, pulsations and torque.

If his penis is small I doubt he'll enjoy shiit. Better find a vagina that fits that's why it's advised today's midgets look to marry short stature girls and stick to them


No go carry wetin go kill you
You don't think often too.

So in your mind, dicckk and vagina size is proportional to vertical height?

Ignorance.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Thegamingorca(m): 1:21pm On Jan 25, 2020
Omar09:


I know they are defending their kind. It's in their DNA. They keep coming up with excuses instead of solution. If they could use the energy for all these excuses and get a solution. Imagine that world brother.

Only solution would be to get you guys some animals with holes that are tight enough to your specifications.

How does fvcking sheep sound?

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Omar09(m): 1:24pm On Jan 25, 2020
Thegamingorca:

How does fvcking sheep sound?

Amazing voice. Beats your mom to her records.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Thegamingorca(m): 1:24pm On Jan 25, 2020
CSTR2:

You don't think often too.

So in your mind, dicckk and vagina size is proportional to vertical height?

Ignorance.



undecided

Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Thegamingorca(m): 1:27pm On Jan 25, 2020
Omar09:


Amazing voice. Beats your mom to her records.


Yeah here is a candy bar

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by mimimile93: 1:32pm On Jan 25, 2020
HOW ARE U?
pocohantas:


And how do you convince yourselves, all our vaginas will be the same, irrespective of our size, race or age?

It is not our fault too. Increase your dick size or go look for a perfect fit.

Read those links for yourself. You need them more. Awon set Churchill.
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Omar09(m): 1:32pm On Jan 25, 2020
Thegamingorca:

Yeah here is a candy bar

Yummy.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by pocohantas(f): 1:36pm On Jan 25, 2020
mimimile93:
HOW ARE U?

I am fine. Hope you are good too?
A lovely weekend to you.

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