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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by muzidon(m): 9:49pm On Jan 31, 2020
pu7pl3:


Are you hitting on me?
One day me and my guy went to smoke weed, he started complaining that his leg is missing, not knowing that he hung his leg on the wall
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:11pm On Jan 31, 2020
muzidon:
One day me and my guy went to smoke weed, he started complaining that his leg is missing, not knowing that he hung his leg on the wall

What? Who be this? I'm confused

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:36am On Feb 01, 2020
muzidon:
One day me and my guy went to smoke weed, he started complaining that his leg is missing, not knowing that he hung his leg on the wall
undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:44pm On Feb 02, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Wrong


Winners of last riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
wizi44!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:53pm On Feb 02, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:20pm On Feb 02, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Sleep

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:34pm On Feb 02, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
sleep

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 1:51am On Feb 03, 2020
Sleep

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:32pm On Feb 03, 2020
pu7pl3:


Are you hitting on me?

Like hitting you with a baseball bat? Yh, I think so
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 5:32pm On Feb 03, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Like hitting you with a baseball bat? Yh, I think so

you been missing again undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:33pm On Feb 03, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Lemme copy ... Sleep

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:50pm On Feb 03, 2020
pu7pl3:


you been missing again undecided


BankyGee refused to celebrate my birthday for me because of Nekr0N, that's why I disappeared
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:17pm On Feb 03, 2020
Ayanfe29:



BankyGee refused to celebrate my birthday for me because of Nekr0N, that's why I disappeared

I thought you went to Dubai the other day?

And why did you say his name embarassed lipsrsealed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 6:20pm On Feb 03, 2020
Ayanfe29:



BankyGee refused to celebrate my birthday for me because of Nekr0N, that's why I disappeared

Why do you always summon me Ayanfe? I can be with you always if you want....

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:52pm On Feb 03, 2020
pu7pl3:


I thought you went to Dubai the other day?

And why did you say his name embarassed lipsrsealed

I only picked up one pair of shoes. He promised me that we'd return for a bigger birthday shopping.

Whose name?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:53pm On Feb 03, 2020
Nekr0N:


Why do you always summon me Ayanfe? I can be with you always if you want....


I don't want you around me o. You're the reason my birthday wasn't celebrated
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:06pm On Feb 03, 2020
Ayanfe29:


I only picked up one pair of shoes. He promised me that we'd return for a bigger birthday shopping.

Whose name?

You went to Dubai to pick just one pair of shoes undecided[img]https://media./images/db4be02e351af5987d2f92af7cb9acbf/tenor.gif[/img]

The name of he who should not be named
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:07am On Feb 04, 2020
pu7pl3:


You went to Dubai to pick just one pair of shoes undecided[img]https://media./images/db4be02e351af5987d2f92af7cb9acbf/tenor.gif[/img]

The name of he who should not be named


Oooooooooh! Ask him na, he'll tell you that I'm telling the truth


Hmmmmmmmm....lol

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 7:12am On Feb 04, 2020
Ayanfe29:



I don't want you around me o. You're the reason my birthday wasn't celebrated

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Then you keep saying my name,you like it huh? cheesy il soon really take up your matter in the underworld
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:16am On Feb 04, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Oooooooooh! Ask him na, he'll tell you that I'm telling the truth


Hmmmmmmmm....lol


lol, I'm weak grin I don't even know where to start[img]https://media./images/ddf374c80f3f440fef43e64c326f0c3e/tenor.gif[/img]
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:18am On Feb 04, 2020
Nekr0N:


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Then you keep saying my name,you like it huh? cheesy il soon really take up your matter in the underworld



I surrender!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:20am On Feb 04, 2020
pu7pl3:



lol, I'm weak grin I don't even know where to start[img]https://media./images/ddf374c80f3f440fef43e64c326f0c3e/tenor.gif[/img]

Lwtmb.... Start anywhere
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:54am On Feb 04, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Lwtmb.... Start anywhere

Laugh wan tear your bumbum?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 1:02pm On Feb 04, 2020
pu7pl3:


Laugh wan tear your bumbum?

Laugh Wan Tear My Belle
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 1:05pm On Feb 04, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Laugh Wan Tear My Belle

Where is BankyGee?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:10pm On Feb 04, 2020
pu7pl3:


You went to Dubai to pick just one pair of shoes undecided[img]https://media./images/db4be02e351af5987d2f92af7cb9acbf/tenor.gif[/img]

The name of he who should not be named
She's actually saying the truth bro grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:16pm On Feb 04, 2020
pu7pl3:

Where is BankyGee?
I'm everywhere grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:07pm On Feb 04, 2020
pu7pl3:

Laugh wan tear your bumbum?
Bro, it's my wife you are talking to like that o

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:13pm On Feb 04, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Sleep


Winners of last riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!
PrincessB1!
Ayanfe29! (copy 'n paste cool)

*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:01pm On Feb 04, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:14pm On Feb 04, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

An echo

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:15pm On Feb 04, 2020
BankyGee:

Bro, it's my wife you are talking to like that o

I was just trying to understand

BankyGee:

She's actually saying the truth bro grin

[img]https://media./images/9d94742004a87984ef331cc196b6b001/tenor.gif[/img]

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