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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Loop1: 10:28am On Mar 02, 2020
southniyikaye:
As much as I don't want this to have a spiritual undertone, God did save me this night reason is,
Am already set to eat this night, Infact I was seated already na so to shit come dey worry me, I was like, if I chop finish I go shit naw but the urge was so crazy I just have to go.

Getting to the toilet, saw this snake trapped in between the toilet's window frames. How it got there, I don't know, how he got trapped, I don't know but two things could have happened

1) I might have sat down to do my thing and this serpent bite me from the head or
2) it fit Don enter inside the closet and bite my blockos(scrotum)

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS GOD


If e bite your head you are safe if he bite your scrotum you are dead man .
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by OluSamCruise: 10:43am On Mar 02, 2020
Do you know that this is animal cruelty angry[color=#990000][/color]
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by ceejay80s(m): 10:54am On Mar 02, 2020
southniyikaye:
As much as I don't want this to have a spiritual undertone, God did save me this night reason is,
Am already set to eat this night, Infact I was seated already na so to shit come dey worry me, I was like, if I chop finish I go shit naw but the urge was so crazy I just have to go.

Getting to the toilet, saw this snake trapped in between the toilet's window frames. How it got there, I don't know, how he got trapped, I don't know but two things could have happened

1) I might have sat down to do my thing and this serpent bite me from the head or
2) it fit Don enter inside the closet and bite my blockos(scrotum)

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS GOD
I hope u buried the snake very deep into the ground, anybody that stepped on the bone with barefoot will die cos there's still poison in that bone
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by theDEVILisHERE: 11:16am On Mar 02, 2020
Handsomebb:
Black mamba .......very deadly. thank God you save.

it's a cobra
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by theDEVILisHERE: 11:19am On Mar 02, 2020
MansoryMX:


Una go just dey talk anyone. Who told you that’s a black mamba. Olodo! Go school, you say no. That’s a rain forest cobra. Highly venomous though. Black mamba snakes ain’t in Nigeria, they are doing in East and West African countries. They are ashes in color with a black mouth and tongue and that’s how they derive the name, black mamba.

it's a cobra
but there are some black mambas in Nigeria

particularly rain forest areas Southwards
NatGeo is not always right
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by MansoryMX(m): 11:56am On Mar 02, 2020
theDEVILisHERE:


it's a cobra
but there are some black mambas in Nigeria

particularly rain forest areas Southwards
NatGeo is not always right

Black mamba in Naija Bro. I have never heard of such o.
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by theDEVILisHERE: 12:26pm On Mar 02, 2020
MansoryMX:


Black mamba in Naija Bro. I have never heard of such o.

Yea, Sw,ss, se
Black mambas live in deep forest areas so cannot be easily seen around but hunters and bush people have seen them

Same way there are still some wild lions (few tho) in Northern parts
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Modarun(m): 1:12pm On Mar 02, 2020
Eberejesus111:
I think is black mamba

How many time do I have to tell y'all ignorant heads, we don't have mambas in Nigeria. Who dash monkey banana for an I nexoerience dude to kill a mamba snake? Snake that can out run you and very agile? This is not a black manner but a rat snake

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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Modarun(m): 1:14pm On Mar 02, 2020
theDEVILisHERE:


Yea, Sw,ss, se
Black mambas live in deep forest areas so cannot be easily seen around but hunters and bush people have seen them

Same way there are still some wild lions (few tho) in Northern parts
stop lying where is it documented that we have them? Mambas don't hide they seek out any where they want to go abd attack anythubg and anyone in their path. Its an aggressive snake thats known to pursue its victims and strike multiple times as its chasing its victims.
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Nobody: 4:12pm On Mar 02, 2020
Modarun:


How many time do I have to tell y'all ignorant heads, we don't have mambas in Nigeria. Who dash monkey banana for an I nexoerience dude to kill a mamba snake? Snake that can out run you and very agile? This is not a black manner but a rat snake

Jeez fella, take it easy. It was just a honest opinion. Noted your info now.
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Dareywest001(m): 4:44pm On Mar 02, 2020
southniyikaye:
God forbid, na grace of God person take kill this one self
hahahaha.
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by theDEVILisHERE: 5:38pm On Mar 02, 2020
Modarun:
stop lying where is it documented that we have them? Mambas don't hide they seek out any where they want to go abd attack anythubg and anyone in their path. Its an aggressive snake thats known to pursue its victims and strike multiple times as its chasing its victims.

Oga if u want to know about animals go to the bush and meet Bushmen and hunters stop sitting in ur parlour watching Tv

..Hope u know NatGeo and their likes has no real presence in West Africa (only east and south Africa)
Keep waiting for people miles away to give u figures about ur own environment from their phantom research done in their living room
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by PlaysNigeria: 7:53pm On Mar 02, 2020
starbuck:
grin grin
grin grin grin you no well

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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by armyofone(m): 11:43pm On Mar 02, 2020
Haha - found in the toilet now.

Yankiss:
I am only observing the viciousness of the killing. I find snakes creepy though. I cant stand the sight of even very small ones not to talk of this size. Seems no one is interested in eating this one. grin

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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Ijeluv82(f): 7:26am On Mar 04, 2020
Thank God for you.
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by patonyx1: 9:00am On Mar 06, 2020
Yes please, on textcoat paint. (with rough-stoney surface)

Manuel69:
Can a Snake walk on walls?

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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by praiseneo(m): 2:42am On Apr 24, 2020
This news and pictures have been posted here before
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Nobody: 2:30am On Sep 05, 2020
tidalstorm:
see as you dey roast am, this economy bad gan.


That is why i love windows covered with mosquito nets. It doesn't just stop mosquitoes but other unwanted Animals.
Sha, thank God for your life.

Yeah I agree. Mesh covers on Ur windows. Here in Australia they keep most spiders out if U wanna open the window at night. Especially our big huntsman spiders(shivers) lol. They bite but not poisonous but fvcking scary as hell

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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by endsarrrs(f): 4:58pm On Feb 28, 2021
tidalstorm:
see as you dey roast am, this economy bad gan.


That is why i love windows covered with mosquito nets. It doesn't just stop mosquitoes but other unwanted Animals.
Sha, thank God for your life.
you are right.
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by endsarrrs(f): 5:02pm On Feb 28, 2021
PrincessB1:
Someone and his crew right now.
Oh lalalala iyo iyo iyo iyo iyo iyo cheesy grin
Hahaha you like wahala pass fight oh . . Lol
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by endsarrrs(f): 5:07pm On Feb 28, 2021
Lol
theDEVILisHERE:


Oga if u want to know about animals go to the bush and meet Bushmen and hunters stop sitting in ur parlour watching Tv

..Hope u know NatGeo and their likes has no real presence in West Africa (only east and south Africa)
Keep waiting for people miles away to give u figures about ur own environment from their phantom research done in their living room
he may aswell consult the herdsmen in the SE,SW get your point. . Smh

modified: weedfada wetin u dey view? Abi u want the snake bone
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by PrincessB1(f): 12:55am On Mar 06, 2021
endsarrrs:
Hahaha you like wahala pass fight oh . . Lol
grin grin

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