Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,166,793 members, 7,866,085 topics. Date: Thursday, 20 June 2024 at 11:14 AM

I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One - Celebrities (9) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Celebrities / I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One (91119 Views)

If You Can't Buy It For Yourself, Don't Ask Him -Toke Makinwa Advises Ladies(vid / Toke Makinwa Advises Women Wooed By Married Men: 'Chop His Money And Run Away' / Omini The Great: Toke Makinwa Looks Like The Last Days Of Michael Jackson VIDEO (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (6) (7) (8) (9) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by LegitLexLuthor(m): 3:54pm On Mar 26, 2020
Some silly ladies will fall for this scumbag. Are they even worthy to be called ladies if they can't decide for themselves.
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Mummyfour(f): 4:28pm On Mar 26, 2020
DoubleEngine007:
Your mouth eh grin
bros I dey salute. Hope your mask and gloves are close to you.and hope you are armed with all the necessary precautions. As for toke makinwa,it's all those yeye sugar daddies that give the likes of her the impetus to be spitting that rubbish at a time like this when nations are mourning. Na vibration of ikebe be her own problem.when people leave milk and drink body cream,that is the result. Brain corrosion. I dey vex o.

1 Like

Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by DoubleEngine007: 5:06pm On Mar 26, 2020
Mummyfour:
bros I dey salute. Hope your mask and gloves are close to you.and hope you are armed with all the necessary precautions. As for toke makinwa,it's all those yeye sugar daddies that give the likes of her the impetus to be spitting that rubbish at a time like this when nations are mourning. Na vibration of ikebe be her own problem.when people leave milk and drink body cream,that is the result. Brain corrosion. I dey vex o.
Everywhere good .. Take am easy biko... Na their sugar daddies i blame..
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by crackkhaus: 5:09pm On Mar 26, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


Our ref: Your ref:

We, the Nigerian Association of Virgins, do not agree with this directive in any way or form. Our husbands-to-be (ie frustrated public preeq nairaland males) want us untouched on our wedding night and listening to the advice of a non-member is detrimental to our happily married life, no matter how essential these love toys would be for us cheesy wink

Signed: National Secretary.
You want to pick your husband-to-be from frustrated public preeq nairaland males? cheesy

What happened to the rest of the world out there....
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Nackzy: 5:27pm On Mar 26, 2020
MOnkeyBabe:


Don't you think you ARe BeinG tOO haRSH?
Am sorry
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Ryocaj(m): 5:30pm On Mar 26, 2020
ledamaster:
how does this apply to Toke that is well knowing for sleeping around with married old granpas for money? This one is a bag of std's
N who told u other ladies don't sleep around.. All of them na d same.. some r just coded..

1 Like

Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Sixfeetbelle: 6:09pm On Mar 26, 2020
crackkhaus:

You want to pick your husband-to-be from frustrated public preeq nairaland males? cheesy

What happened to the rest of the world out there....

Those ones are corona virus infected grin cheesy
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by magzey: 6:29pm On Mar 26, 2020
With this shameful thing ,tell me why God will not send down Pandemic diseases to teaches us lesson. Chai!!!!! undecided undecided
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Legendguru: 6:40pm On Mar 26, 2020
I guess she is lacking a dickkkk what do you expect from an husbandless whoreee
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by omolola12345(m): 7:14pm On Mar 26, 2020
Hmmm.... Generation full of desperate and confused young ladies. Go to Facebook and Instagram they are plenty there. I pray that God take away their frustration and turn their story around for good.
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Allsingles: 8:13pm On Mar 26, 2020
destinie2019:


No man can compete with a battery powered device. Don't start what you can't sustain. Also, no battery powered device can rush you to hospital at midnight, hear you out when you have issues, or give you children.

Hmmm
You are supporting her?
Continue
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Dagger111(m): 8:37pm On Mar 26, 2020
Pidginwhisper:
I come die


Enh nw grin grin
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by WhiteHouse2020: 9:00pm On Mar 26, 2020
Amidst all what is happening in the world today, this dumb girl came out to say Shit. Anyways, nothing can be compared to the Almighty Dick. Nothing
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Nwokos: 9:30pm On Mar 26, 2020
Ashawo kobo kobo
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by bizzibodi(m): 9:41pm On Mar 26, 2020
What Iz more thrilling than d sight of an erect phallus.
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Antoeni(m): 10:49pm On Mar 26, 2020
This one Na Person?
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by dragunov: 11:45pm On Mar 26, 2020
jericco1:


At least she's been real

Baring unsolicited opinions is not being real. It's being a nuisance.
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Tiwaz2: 11:57pm On Mar 26, 2020
So with this Coronavirus plague from God you don't Want to repent and give your life to Christ.

https://salatest.com/threads/who-is-mamkhize-kwa-mamkhize-biography-wikipedia-age-net-worth-instagram-mansion-house.6/
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by coolex188: 4:02am On Mar 27, 2020
Toke prostitute with different men, now she confirms to us she bleeps with different vibrator.

but the bad news is some women that don't know about the devilish act now knows, and other goes on and on...
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Grandlord: 7:25am On Mar 27, 2020
Mummyfour:
bros I dey salute. Hope your mask and gloves are close to you.and hope you are armed with all the necessary precautions. As for toke makinwa,it's all those yeye sugar daddies that give the likes of her the impetus to be spitting that rubbish at a time like this when nations are mourning. Na vibration of ikebe be her own problem.when people leave milk and drink body cream,that is the result. Brain corrosion. I dey vex o.
... vibration of ikebe... grin grin
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Graysons: 11:41am On Mar 27, 2020
Riele:


Enough of the mention you Dundee .

I wasn't the one who didn't mind his business when he saw my post .
hello sista! I think I like you. Are you single?

1 Like 1 Share

Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by MOnkeyBabe(f): 11:49am On Mar 27, 2020
Nackzy:

Am sorry

BROther,
I Don't know the GiRl you are talking ABOut. But Please, Cant you foRGive and ACcePt heR BaCk in yOuR life? Cheta, GOd is more ABOUt meRCy.
PeOple may make an excuse for Sexual sins, saying it doesn't huRt anyone. InsiDe, they may be trying to ChanGe BeCause it feels wROnG.
Women try to Be LibeRal and feminiSt. This may not mean they don't want to Settle with a man.
GoD Bless and KeeP you and yOuR family..Amen

1 Like

Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by ZooOga: 8:39pm On Mar 27, 2020
sh*t happens grin

Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Nackzy: 2:40pm On Mar 28, 2020
MOnkeyBabe:


BROther,
I Don't know the GiRl you are talking ABOut. But Please, Cant you foRGive and ACcePt heR BaCk in yOuR life? Cheta, GOd is more ABOUt meRCy.
PeOple may make an excuse for Sexual sins, saying it doesn't huRt anyone. InsiDe, they may be trying to ChanGe BeCause it feels wROnG.
Women try to Be LibeRal and feminiSt. This may not mean they don't want to Settle with a man.
GoD Bless and KeeP you and yOuR family..Amen
Amen, I'll try
Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Ilekokonit: 7:49pm On Apr 17, 2021
Overuse of vibrators and dildos causes vaginal odour over time due to the wear and tear of the vaginal walls and the attendant osmosis of liquid from the bladder and rectum into the vagina although it is a gradual wearing down process that is not immediately noticed by the participant.

Some women use it for hours on end at a go happily thinking that they no longer need a man as the (battery powered) vibrator can service them for 4 hours at a time not realising that its just like drilling a well, you must hit water sooner or later and then the constantly flooded vagina starts smelling horrible because stagnant water stinks.

Its similar to a "combined" Rectovaginal and Vesicovaginal fistula but on a milder but more embarrassing scale.

A vibrator is just a long metal pole surrounded by ball bearings and encased in thick rubber and DRILLING this repeatedly against the walls of their vagina, the walls will gradually wear own and osmosis will make piss water from the bladder and shit water from the rectum seep into their vagina through its vibrator weakened walls - hence the epidemic of smelly vaginas in society at large.

(1) (2) (3) ... (6) (7) (8) (9) (Reply)

Duncan Mighty Elder Sister Caught Stealing At A Shop In Port Harcourt / Bianca Ojukwu After Winning MBGN In 1988 Vs Now In 2021 (Pictures) / "This Car is Older Than Me" - Charly Boy Shows His Family's Old Car (Pix)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 30
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.