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jmoore: wear helmet whenever you want to sleep.

My thought too. He should cover it clothes. Once she knocks, she will never knock again. Funny thread.

DEGREE2466: you people have turned my solution seeking problem into jokes and laughter!

Moderator front page please.

This thread is very serious and necessary to help me make a justifiable decision

Apart from looking for a solution, you can't claim ignorance that you didn't know this is a funny problem. You also wanted to entertain us and thank you, we are entertained.

jmoore: wear helmet whenever you want to sleep.

This is just too funny

hahahhahaha

He even called her a loving wife.

very funny.

stop snoring or get her ear plugs.

Eebrahym: simple solution, as said earlier, call her to order and express ur displeasure. Ladies can ße so stupid times
Moreover, whether you snore or not is non of her business, u r d man, if she's not comfortable with you snoring, get her another room or send her to d floor and use the whole bed and continue snoring Jare, what rubbish

Your suggestion is so silly and foolish.

Whether he snores, is his wife's business. I believe you don't know how snoring affects one's sleep, if not you wouldn't be talking nonsense.
Imagine she should sleep on the floor. Twecchew.

Please tell me you are clowning

you no go kill me with laugh

your wife get mind o

however, tell her than it is okay and that you have already developed a headache and that she shouldnt knock you again. Let her know you are serious

on the other hand, maybe she doesnt like you or is angry with you for something you did/are doing eg adultery (if that is it, ntuooo gi ) and so she is using this as an excuse to deal with you. No loving and caring wife will intentionally inflict such a pain on a loved one. If the knock is very hard and you werent snoring and she knocked you, then know she is revenging for something else

OP.... Why cant you move this to the joke section....
Dammm re u kidding me? Tell her to give you video confirmation......
I suggest u wear helmet while sleeping!

Giving your wife the rights to knock you is just like eating pringles . . . . . once she pops, she cant stop!

Bros na ya fault, she go knock nonsense from your head one day

Dahbutter:
Giving your wife the rights to knock you is just like eating pringles . . . . . once she pops, she cant stop!

Bros na ya fault, she go knock nonsense from your head one day

What to do now

DEGREE2466:
Please nairalanders i need your urgent suggestion on what to do about this issue.

My wife accused me of snoring in the night but i denied it knowing so well that i dont snore.

Then she ask me what she should do to let me know i snore. I told her to give me a heavy knock whenever i snore though jokingly but seriously because i know i dont snore.
Since that time my head has never remain the same. Anything i do something that displeases her she will give me a heavy knock in the night and when i ask her what the problem is, she will tell me that i was snoring.

I even went to the extent of staying awake all night to catch her and unfortunately for her she came and gave me one of her usual heavy knock thinking i was sleeping!

I would have given her the beat of her life that night if not that i promised myself not to lay my hand on my wife.

Please what do i do to stop this nefarious and relatiative attitude of my dear loving wife?

Buhahahahaha...the part of the 'heavy knock' really cracked me up. Op kpele o. Let's wait for the elders to give advice.

very funny

Blackbelly:
Buhahahahaha...the part of the 'heavy knock' really cracked me up. Op kpele o. Let's wait for the elders to give advice.

It's okay now

DEGREE2466:
Please nairalanders i need your urgent suggestion on what to do about this issue.

My wife accused me of snoring in the night but i denied it knowing so well that i dont snore.

Then she ask me what she should do to let me know i snore. I told her to give me a heavy knock whenever i snore though jokingly but seriously because i know i dont snore.

Since that time my head has never remain the same. Anything i do something that displeases her she will give me a heavy knock in the night and when i ask her what the problem is, she will tell me that i was snoring.

I even went to the extent of staying awake all night to catch her and unfortunately for her she came and gave me one of her usual heavy knock thinking i was sleeping!

I would have given her the beat of her life that night if not that i promised myself not to lay my hand on my wife.

Please what do i do to stop this nefarious and relatiative attitude of my dear loving wife?

So, you are a "husband" too?
Husband doesn't mean maturity after all.

Audio husband and wife,audio snoring.
But seriously you are one funny dude this your post crack me up your wife is a bad a ss

Mariangeles:
So, you are a "husband" too?
Husband doesn't mean maturity after all.

Excuse me

Greatzeus:
Audio husband and wife,audio snoring.
But seriously you are one funny dude this your post crack me up your wife is a bad a ss

Audio you say?

DEGREE2466:
Excuse me

You're excused!

Sorry. But you married a vindictive woman.

DEGREE2466:
Please nairalanders I need your urgent suggestion on what to do about this issue.

My wife accused me of snoring in the night but I denied it knowing fully well that I don't snore.

Then she asked me what she should do to let me know that I snore. I told her to give me a heavy knock whenever I snore though jokingly but seriously because I know i don't snore.

Since that time my head has never remain the same. Anything I do something that displeases her, she will give me a heavy knock in the night and when I ask her what the problem is, she will tell me that I was snoring.

I even went to the extent of staying awake all night to catch her and unfortunately for her, she came and gave me one of her usual heavy knock thinking i was sleeping!

I would have given her the beating of her life that night if not that I promised myself not to lay my hands on my wife.

Please what do I do to stop this nefarious and retaliatory attitude of my dear loving wife?

How far with your wife?

When I snore, my ex gf would roll me onto my side such that I stop snoring. She would put a pillow on my side to prevent me from rolling and snoring again.

When she had operation and couldn't move too much, I would cook, feed, etc her.

We took care of each other.

That was bf gf o not marriage. Why was the first thing out of your mouth physical abuse...on yourself??