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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:00pm On Mar 23, 2020

Ayanfe29:
I'm not doing again

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 4:41am On Mar 24, 2020

Ayanfe29:
I'm not doing again

Better do oh, or I'll not come to that house again undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:22am On Mar 24, 2020

[quote author=pu7pl3 post=87708440][/quote]Why is he laughing? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:24am On Mar 24, 2020

BankyGee:
Better do oh, or I'll not come to that house again

Tor, stop making the riddles too hard tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:32am On Mar 24, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Tor, stop making the riddles too hard

Ayanfe29:
Why is he laughing?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:00am On Mar 24, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Tor, stop making the riddles too hard

I'll make today's riddle easy because of you

For now, (whispers)just copy pu7pl3's answer. Don't let him know kiss

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:15am On Mar 24, 2020

BankyGee:
I'll make today's riddle easy because of you

For now, (whispers)just copy pu7pl3's answer. Don't let him know

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:43pm On Mar 24, 2020

BankyGee:
I'll make today's riddle easy because of you

For now, (whispers)just copy pu7pl3's answer. Don't let him know

Yes boss, I'll do that

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:45pm On Mar 24, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Echo!!!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 2:50pm On Mar 24, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Yes boss, I'll do that

Hahahahaha

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:52pm On Mar 24, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- An echo

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29! [/color]
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:56pm On Mar 24, 2020*

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

What can you hold in your right hand but not in your left?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:20pm On Mar 24, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Your left elbow

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by StarLord112(m): 9:55pm On Mar 24, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Advice

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 8:11am On Mar 25, 2020

pu7pl3:
Im good...I always make sure to wash my hands and sanitise...

You stay safe too nurse, and God bless your new age

Awwwn! That's great.

Amen kiss

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 10:45am On Mar 25, 2020

DIY Hand Sanitizer

Get:
Isopropyl alcohol 99.8%
Hydrogen peroxide 3%
Glycerol 98%
And sterile water.

DIRECTION FOR MIXING

*Clean the top of the table you want to use with hypocloride solution.
*Place a clean bowl on the table.
THEN:
- Pour One cup of alcohol inside the bowl.
- Add One tablespoon of hydrogen peroxide and stir.
- Add One teaspoon of glycerol and stir very well.
* Once thoroughly combined add, 1/4 cup of sterile water and stir very well.
Pour it into a sterile spray bottle.

Yippie� Your DIY Hand Sanitizer is ready for use.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:43pm On Mar 25, 2020

PrincessB1:
DIY Hand Sanitizer
Get: Isopropyl alcohol 99.8% Hydrogen peroxide 3% Glycerol 98% And sterile water.
DIRECTION FOR MIXING
*Clean the top of the table you want to use with hypocloride solution. *Place a clean bowl on the table. THEN: - Pour One cup of alcohol inside the bowl. - Add One tablespoon of hydrogen peroxide and stir. - Add One teaspoon of glycerol and stir very well. * Once thoroughly combined add, 1/4 cup of sterile water and stir very well. Pour it into a sterile spray bottle.
Yippie� Your DIY Hand Sanitizer is ready for use.

Nice info, queen

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:48pm On Mar 25, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Your left elbow

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:54pm On Mar 25, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

What room do ghosts avoid?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:50pm On Mar 25, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

The living room hehehehehe

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:08am On Mar 26, 2020

pu7pl3:
The living room hehehehehe

Bad guy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:18am On Mar 26, 2020

wizi44:
Bad guy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:29pm On Mar 26, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- The living room

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:15pm On Mar 26, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

What is more useful after it is broken?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 1:09am On Mar 27, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

An egg

A Virgin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:27am On Mar 27, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

an egg, virginity, a letter seal,

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:44pm On Mar 27, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

An egg

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 1:04pm On Mar 27, 2020

Corona Jokes
- Pastor: I am bigger than COVID-19!
Buh you wear hand glove dey do deliverance. Comot am na! Big Pastor grin

- That #10k have not enter my account o. What is happening? I will go outside oh angry

- GONE are the days when people showed off with, "I just got back from the UK or USA" undecided

BRAG now and get QUARANTINED! grin

- This Corona Virus strong o, I just saw one herbalist in my area pricing Sanitizer grin

- I'm in a taxi now. The driver is coughing and the two men beside me are sneezing. Should I tell them sorry? undecided

- Please are all the cocks on self-isolation too? I never hear cock crow since 23rd oh shocked

- When people like Atiku, Alibaba, Ronaldo, Dangote, Elumelu, etc, are donating money to combat Corona Virus, Naira Marley 'll be like:
"In the name of all Marlians, I am donating #20m worth of Eegbo to all COVID-19 patients nationwide. Stay safe"
Signed:
Naira Marley
(EegboLabi) grin

- Happy Corona break. Stay safe. Banky cares wink

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 3:38pm On Mar 27, 2020*

BankyGee:
Corona Jokes
- Pastor: I am bigger than COVID-19!
Buh you wear hand glove dey do deliverance. Comot am na! Big Pastor
- That #10k have not enter my account o. What is happening? I will go outside oh
- GONE are the days when people showed off with, "I just got back from the UK or USA"
BRAG now and get QUARANTINED!
- This Corona Virus strong o, I just saw one herbalist in my area pricing Sanitizer
- I'm in a taxi now. The driver is coughing and the two men beside me are sneezing. Should I tell them sorry?
- Please are all the cocks on self-isolation too? I never hear cock crow since 23rd oh
- When people like Atiku, Alibaba, Ronaldo, Dangote, Elumelu, etc, are donating money to combat Corona Virus, Naira Marley 'll be like:
"In the name of all Marlians, I am donating #20m worth of Eegbo to all COVID-19 patients nationwide. Stay safe"
Signed:
Naira Marley
(EegboLabi)
- Happy Corona break. Stay safe. Banky cares

TO BE CONTINUED

You try

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:22pm On Mar 27, 2020

Answer(s) to Riddle
- An Egg
- Coconut
- Virginity
- Letter seal
- Kernel

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:29pm On Mar 27, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS grin

What can point in every direction but can't reach the destination by itself?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:39pm On Mar 27, 2020*

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

am going with the first thing that came to mind.
Awind vane

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