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Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by ednut1(m): 7:55am On Mar 28, 2020
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Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by delishpot: 10:50am On Mar 28, 2020
MuttleyLaff:


Reno Omokirikiri did 20 push ups to shame his haters, posting fake news he has coronavirus and after completing the show off, threw the gauntlet down [s]at PMB, that he too should come on social media to do similar or same, to show he too is healthy, fit and have no coronavirus. [/s]

Now, TBJ, just there in that clip, did 15 or was it 16 easily done push ups. Well done. Not bad considering he is defo older than Reno.

COVID-19 has so many subtle lessons it is teaching, but so many for the trees, can't see woods. Very good wholesome right from the start, straight through to the end broadcast, hence my like.

Even before aunty coro visited naija, Bubu could not get 5 pushups done. He was already failing in his health. Una want kukuma finish the small energy him get?
Anyhow sha, Reno did what he did cos that's how best he knew how to do it. Bubu will not respond. Buhari is not known to appear anywhere even if its an official invite neither is he known to apologise to anyone even if his supporters go about murdering people while chanting his Sai Baba slogan. In the end he got made the president 2ce. Bubu's philosophy is...… "leave them, this too shall pass"

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Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 11:16am On Mar 28, 2020
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbZNJQQHRmo

delishpot:
Even before aunty coro visited naija,
Hmm, so you're a Lola Omotayo-Okoye closet fan, lol. Afi shrimp's eyes lohun lohun, hmm, lol

delishpot:
Bubu could not get 5 pushups done. He was already failing in his health. Una want kukuma finish the small energy him get?
Anyhow sha, Reno did what he did cos that's how best he knew how to do it. Bubu will not respond. Buhari is not known to appear anywhere even if its an official invite neither is he known to apologise to anyone even if his supporters go about murdering people while chanting his Sai Baba slogan. In the end he got made the president 2ce. Bubu's philosophy is...… "leave them, this too shall pass"
Where the other moGs? MoGs please stand up. Stand up to come do push ups and to represent, lol
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by delishpot: 11:25am On Mar 28, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbZNJQQHRmo

Hmm, so you're a Lola Omotayo-Okoye closest fan, lol. Afi shrimp's eyes lohun lohun, hmm, lol

Where the other moGs? MoGs please stand up. Stand up to come do push ups and to represent, lol

MOGs, most of those are fraudsters. God is far from their hearts. They are wicked devil's. The few real ones are emotionally overwhelmed by the crazy, cray happening on earth. They just want to lock themselves up in a closet and pray.
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 11:29am On Mar 28, 2020
delishpot:
MOGs, most of those are fraudsters.
This goes without saying nah, lol

delishpot:
God is far from their hearts. They are wicked devil's.
Time is a snitch, sooner or later, you can bet, time will tell, lol.

delishpot:
The few real ones are emotionally overwhelmed by the crazy, cray happening on earth. They just want to lock themselves up in a closet and pray.
If there are any few real ones that are emotionally overwhelmed, then they are like "Alfa ti onirugbọ and/or woli ti o mo Ọlọrun niyen" loosely translated means "Muslim Imam without bia-bia, or prophet who doesnt know or believe in God"

"The few real ones are emotionally overwhelmed by the crazy, cray happening on earth. They just want to lock themselves up? ..." that's a misnomer, lol.
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by delishpot: 11:54am On Mar 28, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
This goes without saying nah, lol

Time is a snitch, sooner or later, you can bet, time will tell, lol.

If there are any few real ones that are emotionally overwhelmed, then they are like "Alfa ti onirugbọ and/or woli ti o mo Ọlọrun niyen" loosely translated means "Muslim Imam without bia-bia, or prophet who doesnt know or believe in God"

"The few real ones are emotionally overwhelmed by the crazy, cray happening on earth. They just want to lock themselves up? ..." that's a misnomer, lol.

Haha there are few chosen they just don't know what is happening to the world. Just as bro Moses was like nah lord.... Pick someone else me I am a stammerer and bro jonah went a hiding instead of going to nineveah (spelling) � na fire naim God dey use sweep this types of children out. Its only a great sign from God that quickens those feet if not, they will run and keep hiding. You think it's easy to be called by God? You will see undeserving people get mercy, you will see those you believe deserve mercy meet harsh judgement. Your human mind has to be put away. Look through the Bible or any religious text and see how hard the life of prophets who walk with God is. It's a very taski g thing. Most of the ones we have showing off today and the wanna bes following after their footsteps are just men using God's name to eat and grow rich.
Me I am hiding from God's calling as in I just want to love God but the prophet work I will hide from it. Only someone who fears God will understand the burden.

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Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 1:12pm On Mar 28, 2020
delishpot:
Haha there are few chosen they just don't know what is happening to the world.
They must be the five unwise virgins then. Nothing wrong in sleep, everybody needs Sabbath now and then else you just drop dead from doing flat out, body nobi wood, but just at least make sure there's oil in your lamp, if you're to fall asleep

delishpot:
Just as bro Moses was like nah lord.... Pick someone else me I am a stammerer
Moses was just trying to be modest. Moses was like, nah, meanwhile o fe she, meaning he really deep down wasnt interested, lol. If he wasnt, he wouldnt have stopped, turned around and walk over to investigate a bush on fire, but not consumed or burning off, lol

delishpot:
and bro jonah went a hiding instead of going to nineveah (spelling)
We all know what ate bro Jonah's goat. Let to bro Jonah, God shouldnt be merciful with Nineveh, so when God did, bro Jonah wasnt a happy bunny, then got afterwards stroppy, doing AWOL, on top of behaving like a spoilt brat. Sorry bro Jonah for the frankness, lol

delishpot:
� na fire naim God dey use sweep this types of children out. Its only a great sign from God that quickens those feet if not, they will run and keep hiding.
Fire purifies, clears out dross, lol

delishpot:
You think it's easy to be called by God?
Its as easy as saying your A, B, C, called by God

delishpot:
You will see undeserving people get mercy, you will see those you believe deserve mercy meet harsh judgement. Your human mind has to be put away.
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He who pays the piper, calls the tune nah.
No bad belle in all that nah

delishpot:
Look through the Bible or any religious text and see how hard the life of prophets who walk with God is. It's a very tasking thing.
Hard life of prophets dont last forever, it's hard prophets that last. Who goes to war without counting the cost first, huh?

delishpot:
Most of the ones we have showing off today and the wanna bes following after their footsteps are just men using God's name to eat and grow rich.
"Ẹri wọn lẹhin Jesu, no mean say dem be disciples" loosely translated means "Not necessarily everyone you see following behind Jesus, is a disciple"

delishpot:
Me I am hiding from God's calling as in I just want to love God but the prophet work I will hide from it. Only someone who fears God will understand the burden.
You dont know what you are missing. God's calling comes with loadsa unimaginable perks, lol. Ask Enoch, ask father Abraham God's friend, ask prophet Elijah separated from prophet Elisha by a chariot of fire with horses of fire, ask prophet Moses and ask him how he got being a very humble man, more so than any man on the face of the earth, lol, the list who to ask, is that long, I can go on forever

He bankrolls, equips and commissions you, when God calls you for a mission.
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by delishpot: 1:22pm On Mar 28, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
They must be the five virgins then. Nothing wrong in sleep, everybody needs Sabbath now and then else you just drop dead from doing flat out, body nobi wood, but just at least make sure there's oil in your lamp, if you're to fall asleep

Moses was just trying to be modest. Moses was like, nah, meanwhile o fe she, meaning he really deep down wasnt interested, lol. If he wasnt, he wouldnt have stopped, turned around and walk over to investigate a bush on fire, but not consumed or burning off, lol

We all know what ate bro Jonah's goat. Let to bro Jonah, God shouldnt be merciful with Nineveh, so when God did, bro Jonah wasnt a happy bunny, then got afterwards stroppy, doing AWOL, on top of behaving like a spoilt brat. Sorry bro Jonah for the frankness, lol

Fire purifies, clears out dross, lol

Its as easy as A, B, C called by God

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He who pays the piper, calls the tune nah.
No bad belle in all that nah

"Ẹri wọn lẹhin Jesu, no mean say dem be disciples" loosely translated means "Not necessarily everyone you see following behind Jesus, is a disciple"

You dont know what you are missing. God's calling comes with loadsa unimaginable perks, lol. Ask Enoch, ask father Abraham God's friend, ask prophet Elijah separated from prophet Elisha by a chariot of fire with horses of fire, ask prophet Moses and ask him how he got being a very humble man, more so than any man on the face of the earth, lol, the list who to ask, is that long, I can go on forever

He bankrolls, equips and commissions you, when God calls you for a mission.

LoL naim na. Bro Jonah no want God to mercy for wicked people hence I said God's justice is overwhelming to human sensibilities grin. Make I no lie, I be like Jonah at this moment.
I know God bankrolls. People of this world can be frustrating too. They don't want God, they only want what God can give to them. I know cos I used to do some let's say "prophetic" stuff here on NL and majority don't want to hear serve God and watch him do his will in your life. They wanted to hear when God will make them rich, healed, successful etc. They want those things but don't want God. Its hard and frustrating. God help us.
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 1:58pm On Mar 28, 2020
delishpot:
LoL naim na. Bro Jonah no want God to mercy for wicked people hence I said God's justice is overwhelming to human sensibilities grin. Make I no lie, I be like Jonah at this moment.
You can be like Jonah, just dont go beyond your remit. Of course, you can do tough love, and dont suffer ignoranuses gladly, all that is/are allowed, lol. Just be careful whatever you decide to do, doesnt cost you setting foot on Canaan, and only to be seeing it from afar, or doesnt cost you ending up in the belly of a whale, so that your brain can be slapped back reset to holy default settings, lol

delishpot:
I know God bankrolls. People of this world can be frustrating too. They don't want God, they only want what God can give to them. I know cos I used to do some let's say "prophetic" stuff here on NL and majority don't want to hear serve God and watch him do his will in your life.
A prophet is not without honor except in his hometown and among his own relatives and in his own household, in here on NL, lol

delishpot:
They wanted to hear when God will make them rich, healed, successful etc. They want those things but don't want God. Its hard and frustrating. God help us.
Seek ye first the kingdom of God And His righteousness; And all these things, rich, healed, successful etc shall be added unto you, lol
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by delishpot: 2:11pm On Mar 28, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
You can be like Jonah, just dont go beyond your remit. Of course, you can do tough love, and dont suffer ignoranuses gladly, all that is/are allowed, lol. Just be careful whatever you decide to do, doesnt cost you setting foot on Canaan, and only to be seeing it from afar, or doesnt cost you ending up in the belly of a whale, so that your brain can be slapped back reset to holy default settings, lol

A prophet is not without honor except in his hometown and among his own relatives and in his own household, in here on NL, lol

Seek ye first the kingdom of God And His righteousness; And all these things, rich, healed, successful etc shall be added unto you, lol

Problem was they did honour my skill but I would have preferred them to reflect on God more.
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 2:52pm On Mar 28, 2020
delishpot:
Problem was they did honour my skill but I would have preferred them to reflect on God more.
After breadcrumbs, instead of the Bread of Life (i.e. John 6:35) tsk, tsk, tsk.
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by delishpot: 2:53pm On Mar 28, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
After breadcrumbs, instead of the Bread of Life (i.e. John 6:35) tsk, tsk, tsk.

You gorrit!!!
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 3:01pm On Mar 28, 2020
delishpot:
You gorrit!!!
Drop a diamond while picking up pennies
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by TheMohican(m): 3:09pm On Mar 28, 2020
Ezemust:
The way of the spirit is beyond athiest

Akuko!!!!
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by delishpot: 4:48pm On Mar 28, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
Drop a diamond while picking up pennies

Muttley!! How are you man? I hope you are well stocked up this Corona season? Abeg, na who drop diamond and who is picking up the pennies?
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 6:09pm On Mar 28, 2020
delishpot:
Muttley!! How are you man?
God is Good. We thank Abba for His high level of Goodness, Faithfulness, Kindness, Fondness, Highness, Lovingness, Greatness, Steadfastness in the face of adversity

delishpot:
I hope you are well stocked up this Corona season?
Psalm 91:3-16

Out of habit, our deep freezer, always before now, is regularly stocked up with all sorts that could last one at least a month with such as cartons of Bell peppers, in red then packet red, green & yellow, carton of Scotch bonnet/habaneros, nylon chunks of peeled and sliced up pieces of yam, nylon bags of assorted meat, together mixed up as shaki, abodi, leg of beef, cow tongue, ox-tail, chicken & goat meat, different brands of ice cream, ice lollies, french fries, okra, loaves of Agege bread, pizza, etcetera. We just top up without waiting for any to be used up. Besides, almost everything is still available, just gone up a bit here and there in prices. The only thing I dont see on shelves now is packets of spaghetti and/or pasta

delishpot:
Abeg, na who drop diamond and who is picking up the pennies?
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God is offering diamond, but some rather are busy digging for and/or picking up pennies/dirt
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by delishpot: 7:24pm On Mar 28, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
God is Good. We thank Abba for His high level of Goodness, Faithfulness, Kindness, Fondness, Highness, Lovingness, Greatness, Steadfastness in the face of adversity

Psalm 91:3-16

Out of habit, our deep freezer, always before now, is regularly stocked up with all sorts that could last one at least a month with such as cartons of Bell peppers, in red then packet red, green & yellow, carton of Scotch bonnet/habaneros, nylon chunks of peeled and sliced up pieces of yam, nylon bags of assorted meat, together mixed up as shaki, abodi, leg of beef, cow tongue, ox-tail, chicken & goat meat, different brands of ice cream, ice lollies, french fries, okra, loaves of Agege bread, pizza, etcetera. We just top up without waiting for any to be used up. Besides, almost everything is still available, just gone up a bit here and there in prices. The only thing I dont see on shelves now is packets of spaghetti and/or pasta

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God is offering diamond, but some rather are busy digging for and/or picking up pennies/dirt

My brother, you are good to go. I hope it will pass soon where you are. Me and my family are well stocked but we were too slow to gather meat and or fish. Now we making do with sussages and eggs �.
All in all, we shall overcome.

God is offering diamond, but some rather are busy digging for and/or picking up pennies/dirt

My brother, I pray that God gives us wisdom.
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by petra1(m): 8:07pm On Mar 28, 2020
Officialgarri:
I like this man.

But I just want to see how this corona will disappear today grin

I guess his followers will say " he didn't mention the year. He just said 27th march. It could be 2030" cheesy

More people are recovering than dying . Mystery is over na

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Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 8:18pm On Mar 28, 2020
delishpot:
My brother, you are good to go.
I hope it will pass soon where you are. Me and my family are well stocked but we were too slow to gather meat and or fish. Now we making do with sussages and eggs �.
I left out fish, yeah even boxes of fish, croker sef too in the deep freezer. Have too, cartons of 24 supermalt 500ml cans etcetera. Usually just randonly stock up when happen to be on the high streets, doing window shopping, picking up groceries like pint of milk

delishpot:
All in all, we shall overcome.
Once you do the hygiene regular 20 seconds washing hand with solvent soap and warm water, use sanitizers if available, keep social distance, cover or move mouth away when coughing or sneezing you'll be alright.

Psalm 91:3-16 is testament you're an overcomer delishpot, but the thing is, this is a teacher, the test has been given first, lol now please tell me delishpot the itemised lessons you learned from the "test-ti-moni" testimony coronavirus, COVID-19 auntie coro, lol

delishpot:
God is offering diamond, but some rather are busy digging for and/or picking up pennies/dirt
My brother, I pray that God gives us wisdom.
Not only just wisdom sister but understanding too, that one is koko (i.e. Proverbs 4:7)
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 8:55pm On Mar 28, 2020
Officialgarri:
I like this man.

But I just want to see how this corona will disappear today grin

I guess his followers will say " he didn't mention the year. He just said 27th march. It could be 2030" cheesy

petra1:
More people are recovering than dying .
Mystery is over na

MuttleyLaff:
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Dont be confused. Coronavirus (i.e. COVID-19) is not the first, nor is it going to be last virus. Prior to COVID-19, we've had the Spanish flu, the Russian flu etcetera with higher mortality rate than what COVID-19 currently has inflicted and we survived it.

We will survive COVID-19 too, already vaccines, which I wouldnt personally recommend any smart person take, are coming up. Today the POTUS announced that chloroquinne, an anti-malaria drugs, apparently cures COVID-19

You're missing the lesson to learn and bigger picture of COVID-19, which is the hour is coming, and is now here, when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, lol. There really isnt anything sacrosanct in the cathedrals, in the megabowl church physical buildings, the amphitheatres, the etcetera lol.

MuttleyLaff:
Radiation, lol.

That's the sanitised version cause, lol.

True all that. We've had Spanish flu, have had Russian flu, before this Chinese flu. Argue with the POTUS, if aggrieved and vexed I called COVID-19 Chinese flu, lol

Quite a lot to learn from the COVID-19 aka Corona virus interesting experience though

You're wrong. Herd immunity is the cure.

Hmm, totally right

Not totally right here, lol
petra1, in the absence of a vaccine, where there would appear to be nothing to stop the spread of the virus, its at the 50-67% point of a particular area having it, that herd immunity kicks in and transmission will begin to decline and/or stop.

Like delishpot would have said, wisdom, and I would add that, getting understanding, is key, to enter wisdom's door with, lol. No mystery, nothing mysterious, no abracadabra or any funny monkey business going on, lol. It's just herd immunity kicking. This was the strategy UK was banking on, that enough people will get the herd immunity, which then will stave off the virus. I am not going to go into the science of this. Sorry.
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by delishpot: 11:54pm On Mar 28, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
I left out fish, yeah even boxes of fish, croker sef too in the deep freezer. Have too, cartons of 24 supermalt 500ml cans etcetera. Usually just randonly stock up when happen to be on the high streets, doing window shopping, picking up groceries like pint of milk

Once you do the hygiene regular 20 seconds washing hand with solvent soap and warm water, use sanitizers if available, keep social distance, cover or move mouth away when coughing or sneezing you'll be alright.

Psalm 91:3-16 is testament you're an overcomer delishpot, but the thing is, this is a teacher, the test has been given first, lol now please tell me delishpot the itemised lessons you learned from the "test-ti-moni" testimony coronavirus, COVID-19 auntie coro, lol

Not only just wisdom sister but understanding too, that one is koko (i.e. Proverbs 4:7)


What I learnt from aunty coro? Well, I believe its a wakeup call for humanity to understand how fragile life is and treat everyday and everyone with reverence and respect remembering that 1 day we shall all stand before our maker. Whether it was manufactured or not is besides the point. As for Nigeria, aunty coro is a tool to wake up those greedy and evil people at the top, those who are in charge of everything that should make life comfortable for the people of nigeria. This is a warning for them. If they don't change, something bigger than Corona will visit them.
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 8:24am On Mar 29, 2020
delishpot:
What I learnt from aunty coro?
Well, I believe its a wakeup call for humanity to understand how fragile life is and treat everyday and everyone with reverence and respect remembering that 1 day we shall all stand before our maker.

Whether it was manufactured or not is besides the point. As for Nigeria, aunty coro is a tool to wake up those greedy and evil people at the top, those who are in charge of everything that should make life comfortable for the people of nigeria.

This is a warning for them. If they don't change, something bigger than Corona will visit them.
No one is mistaken that soja come, soja go, but barracks dey still remain. In 1720, it was the plague, in 1820, it was cholera, in 1920, was Spanish flu and Ghen-Ghen in 2020 Corovirus aka COVID-19 aka Aunty Coro.

Whether it was manufactured or not, you got it right, is besides the point. Is inconsequential, what is certain, trust me, is that, already doing press-ups, sit-ups and other exercise preps waiting in the wing to come in 2120, is going to be a mutant, another new virus, another PANdemic/PLANdemic. I've just up there highlighted an obvious pattern, notice I've deliberately not mentioned Bird flu, not mentioned Swine flu, didnt mention Ebola. There is no doubt, that Aunty Coro soon after having her fill will pack her bags and leave. COVID-19 will soon blow over, and we will have survived it. We will survive it and without any scathe, mainly because of claiming the promises in Psalms 91:5-16

Now, here's the deal. Aunty coro is another the sort of hardest kind of teachers, that gives you the test first and then the lesson afterwards, lol. Now here are few itemised list of lessons to learn, lol:

Lesson #1/
Washing your hands is one of the simplest ways you can protect yourself and others from Aunty Coro. Is it a coincidence that there's western side of the country parlance that says "Ai mọ ọwọ wẹ, ni aibagba jẹun, ọmọ toba mọ ọwọ wẹ, a bagba jẹ" loosely translated means "elders wont permit kids with unwashed and not cleaned hands, eat with them" Washed and/or clean hands, is a barest minimum health requirement for the privilege of joining the elders at the table, to dine and having a meal with them, lol. We hear that cleanliness is next to godliness, but are you aware of how many before Aunty Coro and still do now, who never wash their hands before eating and/or before putting things in their mouth, lol erhn?

Our Lord and Saviour of the world is coming. He is coming so He might present to Himself the church in all her glory, having no spot, without any kind of stain or without a spot (i.e. Ephesians 5:27) Aunty Coro has come to teach everyone a coded lesson, the physical and spiritual side about this, lol.

Lesson #2/
You are more at risk of serious illness and/or death, if Aunty Coro catches you and you're 60 years of age or over, people over 75 are particularly vulnerable. Now here's is where a Aunty Coro's lesson in social grace, lol, comes in.

In the UK, for example, thousands of people deemed in one way or the other, as most vulnerable to Aunty Coro infection, have begun receiving free food parcels. Consignment boxes containing pasta, cereal, fruit, tea bags, toilet roll, medicines etcetera are now left on the vulnerables' doorsteps. As part of the "social shielding" strategy protecting hedges/protective walls are raised to shield the elderly and other vulnerable, yet making sure they have everything they need This is what true religion is. This is religion that is true and religion, that God our Father, accepts as pure and faultless, lol, that Aunty Coro's lesson is teaching everyone (i.e. James 1:27)

Lesson #3/
There really isnt anything sacrosanct in the cathedrals, in the megabowl church physical buildings, the amphitheatres, in Pastor Adeboye RCCG's planned 3-km auditorium, in Deeper Life Bible Church HQ valued at over N5 billion, nothing in arguably one of the world's biggest auditorium Pastor Oyedepo's Faith Theatre Winners Chapel, nothing in Pastor Paul Eneche's the Dunamis' Glory Dome 100,000 seater capacity auditorium in Abuja, that beats every over church auditoriums and buildings in the world, the etcetera lol.

Anyone who does, simply has missed the lesson to learn from Aunty Coro and/or the bigger picture of Aunty Coro, which is the hour is coming, actually, the hour, is now, the time is now here, lol, when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, lol. There really isnt anything sacrosanct in them cement, concrete brick and mortal, lol. Look at Friday and this is talking of having Jumu’ah prayers with in some cases, of men crowded together and spilling on to the streets, like as weekly seen in Lagos and similar places, lol, blocking traffic etcetera. Aunty Coro's physical and spiritual lesson is that, worship the Father, in spirit and truth, lol, that dont you know you're the temple ni, lol (i.e. John 4:23-24, 1 Corinthians 3:16 and 1 Corinthians 6:19a)

Lesson #4/
Oh, time is not ally at all, to allow me do justice, to this unfolding Aunty Coro lesson #4, lol. Smh. Too much details that time isnt going to permit mention. How for do. Smh

Anyway, do you really think delishpot, that you havent got the mark(s) of the beast, yet, ni, lol. Have you a smartphone? Have you a bank card, like as in, have you a Debit and/or Credit card, lol, hmm?. Ah, I laff in BVN, lol, lol.

Now, how about BVN? Have you got yours yet, lol? Everyone knows that Bank Verification Number commonly called BVN is an 11 digit number and it acts as your universal ID. Its a biometric identification system implemented by the Central Bank of Nigeria to give each Bank customer a unique identity across the Nigerian Banking industry, right, lol.

Are any aware the presidency, in under 18 hours ago, has come out to deny plans to give Nigerians BVN ₦30,000 "coronavirus relief". The implication here, is that, had it been the refutation was true, if you had no BVN, then you wouldnt qualify to benefit from that gesture, lol. Anyway, Aunty Coro, one of the other hardest teachers out there, lol, is giving lessons on and/or about the beast(s), the many antichrists frantically and flat out being busy out there, lol, image of the beast etcetera. Oh yeah, lol, beast and antichrist, come in plurals, lol. Check the bible to confirm these nah, lol. (i.e. Revelation 11:7, Revelation 13:11-14 and 1 John 2:18) I'll give you an abridged roll call of the antichrists. Bill Gates, Steve Jobs RIP, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Ren Zhengfei, lol, please stand up, lol and that's to name just a few elites ones, lol. I know we are intelligent enough to spot the distinction and suss out the difference between Antichrist and antichrists, lol, so wont bother going into that.

Do people really know and/or understand what a beast is, lol (i.e. Revelation 13:1) Aunty Coro's lesson is teaching and pointing out to us, the unfolding technological advances, the rapidly evolving and quickening pace of the technological changes, lol. Case in point, Cloud Computing, Artificial Intelligence (AI), Drone Delivery Service Trialling, Satellite/Space Internet, 1G, 2G, 3G, 4G, currently 5G and possibly 6G soon, lol, etcetera If you know, you know, lol. Who no know, no go know.

Listen yall, I am not going to information overload and/or bore anyone with what the Aunty Coro's lesson #4 is, except for say, it is brace yourselves, and at no time, give in, to worship the image of the beast and that is dont worship anything that has to do with the notion or idea, that God is and/or has become a glorified computer and/or a digital god (i.e. Revelation 13:15b)

Lesson #5/
This is a warning and lesson, not just for them, the Egyptians or whatnot, but is for everyone

Aunty Coro, is no respecter of persons, and so, will, regardless, visit every doorstep but when the blood, on the lintel and on the sides of the doorframe are seen, will pass over the door, so not to allow the destroyer to enter such houses to strike down, hurt and/or kill (i.e. Exodus 12:13 & Exodus 12:23)

For believers, there's nothing to fear about Aunty Coro. All shall be well, all manner of thing, shall be well. Learn to profess and confess an "Everything is all right, Everything is fine. It is well. All is well." positive destination declaration. Do not give oxygen to the current situation. Do not confess the situation, rather confess the expected destination (i.e. 2 Kings 4:26b)

God, is ever in control, even in the midst of what will be will be. Whatever what the case or outcome is, be well pleased rather to be absent from the body and expectively be present with the Lord (i.e. 2 Corinthians 5:8 )

Another Aunty Coro's lesson, is that, dont be a Simon, which has the meaning of being a reed. This to the fact that, he practically, was a wavering person by nature, who just like a river water reed, tall, grass-like plants of wetlands, goes/flows in whatever direction the wind blows it. Anyway, Jesus, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, renamed Simon to Peter, signifying a transformation to become resolute and solid rock steady, lol. Do not waver in your faith in God. Do not get frightened, unsettled, confused, troubled, disconcerted, worried, scared etcetera instead be firm. Don't shake or be moved about by whistling unfavourably blowing wind(s) of change
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Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by Nobody: 8:30am On Mar 29, 2020
Conman par excellence. All talk no action.
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 8:31am On Mar 29, 2020
frosbel2:
Conman par excellence. All talk no action.
[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img]
Look what the cat dragged in.
Yinmu. Smello, dey smell, lol
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by Nobody: 8:49am On Mar 29, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img]
Look what the cat dragged in.
Yinmu. Smello, dey smell, lol

I am so sorry, what seems to be the problem ? My post in reference to TB Joshua the CLOWN ?

I can assure you that my reply was not in response to the incoherent rambling you scribbled in your previous post.

We know you guys are comedians, but not everything is a joke :-) .
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 9:07am On Mar 29, 2020
frosbel2:
I am so sorry, what seems to be the problem?
My post in reference to TB Joshua the CLOWN?
You're the problem. You're a problem and fyi, the real clown is you.
A wise man like TBJ can play the part of a clown, but a real clown like you are, cant, not even in your dream, play the part and be a wise man, like TBJ. You're nothing, other than a creepy clown

frosbel2:
I can assure you that my reply was not in response to the incoherent rambling you scribbled in your previous post.
Envy, hating and jealousy will see the end of you, if you dont repent, lol
A truthful post will always rattle a cage and foxtrot uniform charlie kilo up a guilty conscience any time, any day!

frosbel2:
We know you guys are comedians, but not everything is a joke :-)
People are taking comedians seriously, it's someone like you, who people are now seeing to be a big fart and joke, lol.
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by Nobody: 10:04am On Mar 29, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
You're the problem. You're a problem and fyi, the real clown is you.
A wise man like TBJ can play the part of a clown, but a real clown like you are, cant, not even in your dream, play the part and be a wise man, like TBJ. You're nothing, other than a creepy clown

TB Joshua is a CLOWN. Why?
• Impulsive prophecies which ALWAYS fail, lol
• Takes no accountability for his actions. 115 died from the collpase of one of his poorly constructed buildings , and he was in denial forever.
• Fake healing and deliverance sessions
• Finally, cowers in the face of CORONA VIRUS. Has no remedy, just more MERE talk, no action and empty boasts - oh and press-ups. Who knows press-ups may be the new remedy for this corona malady - grin

And you call him a wise man? Actually, tells us how enlightened and intelligent you are, lol


Envy, hating and jealousy will see the end of you, if you dont repent, lol
A truthful post will always rattle a cage and foxtrot uniform charlie kilo up a guilty conscience any time, any day!

I don't give a flying toss about you and your mythical/fairy tale religion, so why would/should I be jealous? Of;
• European middle-age myths?
• Mayhem, contradiction, anarchy and hypocrisy in the 'body of christ'
• Abuse, trickery, deception and fraud in your holier than thou crap?
• Cowering in the face of a plague ?

Give me a break thou joker - cheesy

Meanwhile Jesus will not be proud of you for supporting gayism , lol.
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 10:34am On Mar 29, 2020
frosbel2:
TB Joshua is a CLOWN. Why?
• Impulsive prophecies which ALWAYS fail, lol
• Takes no accountability for his actions. 115 died from the collpase of one of his poorly constructed buildings, and he was in denial forever.
• Fake healing and deliverance sessions
• Finally, cowers in the face of CORONA VIRUS.
Has no remedy, just more MERE talk, no action and empty boasts - oh and press-ups.
Who knows press-ups may be the new remedy for this corona malady - grin
Dumbshit comment about press-ups may be the new remedy for this corona malady. I've resigned myself to the fact that the world needs creepy clowns like you. What a creepy clown. Smh.

frosbel2:
And you call him a wise man? Actually, tells us how enlightened and intelligent you are, lol
He is wise enough to have more sense and wisdom than you.

frosbel2:
I don't give a flying toss about you and your mythical/fairy tale religion, so why would/should I be jealous?
Of;
• European middle-age myths?
• Mayhem, contradiction, anarchy and hypocrisy in the 'body of christ'
• Abuse, trickery, deception and fraud in your holier than thou crap?
• Cowering in the face of a plague ?
I wouldnt trust you as far as I can flying toss you

frosbel2:
Give me a break thou joker - cheesy
Now, c'mon, hop it, go break a fart elsewhere. Your smell, that's lingering in the air, is already, as it is, overbearing here.

frosbel2:
Meanwhile Jesus will not be proud of you for supporting gayism, lol.
You're not just a skunk, a dumb foxtrot uniform charlie kilo, but you're as ever, a bible illiterate too. If you arent, then show me in the Bible Jesus anywhere in it ever talking against SSA.
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 11:05am On Mar 29, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeuEvxIpQK0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h1sHzwD62g
This Ikharo Attah, The Chairman, Federal Capital Territory (FCT) Ministerial Task Team, a Dimeji Bankole doppelganger (i.e. 9th and former Speaker of the House of House) in the first clip though, sure does know his Bible sha. Made me to be proud of him.

petra1 see what our CE brothers and sisters have been up to. Kilo de nah, hmm? Wetin, dem no see the memo ni or what?
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by Nobody: 12:55pm On Mar 29, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
Dumbshit comment about press-ups may be the new remedy for this corona malady. I've resigned myself to the fact that the world needs creepy clowns like you. What a creepy clown. Smh.

"creepy clowns" like your randy pastors ( e.g MOG of CE ) who screw their members, cheat on their wives while posing as men of god, lol. Real creepy clowns they are and disgusting as well.

He is wise enough to have more sense and wisdom than you.

What is new. I always knew you were a fake but not to the extent that you would describe a FAKE, OCCULTIC and FRAUDULENT 'pastor' as a WISE MAN.

You're not just a skunk, a dumb foxtrot uniform charlie kilo, but you're as ever, a bible illiterate too. If you arent, then show me in the Bible Jesus anywhere in it ever talking against SSA

Your ilk usually resort to personal attacks when their argument has been exposed, nullified and shamed for the crap that it is. Now go and heal a Corona victim or do some press-ups or SU. cheesy
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by MuttleyLaff: 1:16pm On Mar 29, 2020
frosbel2:
"creepy clowns" like your randy pastors ( e.g MOG of CE ) who screw their members, cheat on their wives while posing as men of god, lol. Real creepy clowns they are and disgusting as well.
I dont hold brief for CE. Channel this and whatever else your frustration is to petra1 & Co.

frosbel2:
What is new. I always knew you were a fake but not to the extent that you would describe a FAKE, OCCULTIC and FRAUDULENT 'pastor' as a WISE MAN.
No one has said, TBJ all rounder, smells of lavender, but nor do you smell of a bunch flower of roses either. In fact, you are less than a 1000th of a man, TBJ is.

frosbel2:
Your ilk usually resort to personal attacks when their argument has been exposed, nullified and shamed for the crap that it is. Now go and heal a Corona victim or do some press-ups or SU. cheesy
"Ai tete mu ole, ole nmu oloko" loosely translated, means "when you dont on time, shout thief at a robber, the robber will pull a fast one on you, turn around and start calling you the owner, thief, first". You forgotten about your veiled homophobic ad hominem slur you tried subtly throwing at me, huh?. Nice barawo try
Re: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by Nobody: 1:38pm On Mar 29, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
I dont hold brief for CE. Channel this and whatever else your frustration is to petra1 & Co.

Well it seems like you belong to the same circle. Birds of the same smell feather stink flock together.

No one has said, TBJ all rounder, smells of lavender, but nor do you smell of a bunch flower of roses either. In fact, you are less than a 1000th of a man, TBJ is.

A liar who tells 10 lies and 1000 truths is still a liar and even a more profound liar at that , for he mixes fallacy with facts making it difficult to detect him as a FRAUD. I will continue to expose them for the fakes that they are - lol.

"Ai tete mu ole, ole nmu oloko" loosely translated, means "when you dont on time, shout thief at a robber, the robber will pull a fast one on you, turn around and start calling you the owner, thief, first". You forgotten about your veiled homophobic ad hominem slur you tried subtly throwing at me, huh?. Nice barawo try

Well I ain’t got no issues with gays as they are also human beings like myself. But your bible (you know the one that was handed down to you by your European superiors and slave masters ) does unequivocally condemn the act of men sleeping with men , it’s there ; and you call yourself a follower of Jesus, lol. What a confused soul.

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