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Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by Budmemba: 10:36am On Apr 14, 2020
Oshey ..una go soon talk say phone call sef fit spread am
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by HRMK: 10:36am On Apr 14, 2020
THE MASSES MUST NOTE!DOCTORS SAY FARTS CULD SPREAD COVID19!BE VERY CAREFUL PLSSS......
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by seedorfg(m): 10:36am On Apr 14, 2020
Oya let me do the needful, even Mezz dey give Cork.

Lobatan...

Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by Nobody: 10:38am On Apr 14, 2020
Lies. We are no fools. Vaccine Agenda
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by abumeinben(m): 10:39am On Apr 14, 2020
They'll push every damn report to the media just to justify vaccination.
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by megareal: 10:40am On Apr 14, 2020
I give up. At the rate we are going, Covid19 will soon be transmitted through dreams. undecided
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by bestabigaelever(f): 10:40am On Apr 14, 2020
cruxgemmata:
Doctors and scientists should just come clean and tell us we are all gonna die.

DONT TOUCH UR FACE IS HARDER THAN 10 COMMANDMENTS COMBINED.
Lol....Aswear
I touch my face anyhow
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by habsydiamond(m): 10:40am On Apr 14, 2020
stay home we stayed. lockdown we locked. wash hand we wash. cover mouth with elbow region we did. which one be no fart again oo.. shey na everywhere coro dey like Mtn network. god save us oo. e dey poopoo. i no dey play with mess oo undecided
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by olaztek(m): 10:40am On Apr 14, 2020
They will soon give us another one like
"Corona virus can spread through yawning, laughing and crying" grin

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Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by Nobody: 10:41am On Apr 14, 2020
Now that the general public is fully aware...

Fa*t in a crowded place and collect serious "mending".

If you know what "mending" is or implies, then you are smart.

To be forewarned is... you know the rest.
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by stormborn28(m): 10:41am On Apr 14, 2020
khaffi2:
God help us.
please don't fart in your neighborhood oooooooo
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by tammie24: 10:42am On Apr 14, 2020
Nonsense
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by khaffi2(f): 10:43am On Apr 14, 2020
stormborn28:
please don't fart in your neighborhood oooooooo
That's inevitable cheesy Some farts will even come unexpectedly
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by Cousin9999: 10:43am On Apr 14, 2020
lol
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by michoim(m): 10:44am On Apr 14, 2020
May be that's why the virus is much in the U.S.A, because they eat much and are more likely to fart much...my opinion though
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by stormborn28(m): 10:46am On Apr 14, 2020
khaffi2:
That's inevitable cheesy Some farts will even come unexpectedly
chineke!!!
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by bizzibodi(m): 10:46am On Apr 14, 2020
Hmmm!Eleyi ogidi gan ooo!malians shoti gbo?
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by ojjp: 10:47am On Apr 14, 2020
Na to wear pampers before person go mess be that na.

yeye scientist
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by Renida: 10:47am On Apr 14, 2020
They have started again




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Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by sucess001(m): 10:47am On Apr 14, 2020
In short, use yansh mask
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by kenkel: 10:48am On Apr 14, 2020
You are very funny but you are right. Expecially when your eyes are itching
cruxgemmata:
Doctors and scientists should just come clean and tell us we are all gonna die.

DONT TOUCH UR FACE IS HARDER THAN 10 COMMANDMENTS COMBINED.
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by uchman46(m): 10:50am On Apr 14, 2020
A life without farts hmmm don't even imagine it oh,
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by Nobody: 10:50am On Apr 14, 2020
Sososo:
Hahaha this is the most hilarious of them all. So when you manage and get food to eat, after eating you cannot fart again. Iffa hear. BTW farting is a coded something



Honourable Chairwoman of the Farters Assembly.

Continue ranting about your right to fa*t as guaranteed by the constitution. You don't know how paranoid some folks are these days over this Covid19 nonsense. If this rubbish news just gets to them and they get it twisted, then you wouldn't want to know where your "coded fa*ts" will land you should you try that in a public place.

I hear Igbobi is still operational though.
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by bluefilm: 10:51am On Apr 14, 2020
The problem with telling lies is that it will come to a stage, you will have no reasonable lies to tell again. grin grin grin
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by Slimranky(m): 10:52am On Apr 14, 2020
Wear sanitized boxers and pants only
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by Vulcan24(m): 10:56am On Apr 14, 2020
large amount of gas....!

this virus is just thrown to throw the world into
chaos.
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by Liveair: 10:58am On Apr 14, 2020
Votewisely2019:
Covid19 has shown that science cannot explain everything
And Religion has.
Wasn't it science that even informed us about it? Did any religion have a clue?
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by xcabczyxabczzzz: 10:58am On Apr 14, 2020
Votewisely2019:
Covid19 has shown that science cannot explain everything
It never claims that, you are mistaking that for your religion zealots.
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by sofiscatedmoron: 10:58am On Apr 14, 2020
Simeone can not mess again?
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by Coronavirus84: 10:58am On Apr 14, 2020
Quack doctors everywhere
Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by CodeTemplar: 10:59am On Apr 14, 2020
God. Which ways now?

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