Twoclans:


Rolls eyes

Butterflies in my stomach

0KNM:
Yimu... soon, you’ll refer to me as ‘guy’ again

Twoclans:


Lol

Someone does not want to be friendzoned

Which language speaking side of Kogi are you from ?

0KNM:
Now, I got someone’s attention.

Why you think I’m comfortable talking about that here? Message me, I’ll give you full upload

Twoclans:

0KNM:
She don do Usain Bolt

Twoclans:


Lol

You know you always have my attention

0KNM:
but why you keep running?

Twoclans:


Sweetie but you know this our quarantine love will not work for now

Okay I know what you want ,give me time I will respond.

0KNM:
Hahaha quarantine love


You know what I want but chose to starve me. Evil

Twoclans:



Lol . You just want 5 nuts in two hours . dont make it look like it's a secret.

Just look at how we have completely destroyed my friends thread.

0KNM:
You been reading too much from ABPT

You friend will understand na. Him sabi the bro code

Twoclans:


That is eh ,that thread has turned me to something else.

I remember the day you were asking a guy which girl will allow him nut 5 times within 2 hours .In my mind I was like abeg help.me ask him ohhhh.

Why have you not slept .Is your body full

0KNM:


Atleast if person wan lie, dem suppose use their head na. 4/5 rounds in 2 house. Which girl go gree that? Ontop how much? Infact, man d no fit function in such marathon shiit. No chance

E never reach make body full? Lol. I’m up cuz you are up. No mind me, I sleep late. That’s how my body is programmed.

Don’t worry, I know you’re up cuz of the lockdown lol

You speak Hausa?

Twoclans:



The lockdown has nothing on me.I am actually still working.

My sector gives very essential support to hospitals so there is no lockdown for me.

I speak hausa a little.Just basic communication.

You are a bat abi,this one you function at night.

0KNM:
Really? I’m actually jealous tbh... I want to be out like you

So for you, work still goes on like it’s always been? Hmmm. It’s strange to see you still up this late

Basic? Enough to help you transact with abokis in the market and bike men I get it

Not really a bat. I just plan my sleep because early to bed is more problem for me. I could be up all night if I sleep early. So you see...

Twoclans:


Yeah basic enough to translate with market women.I was born in the north.I am just lazy with languages. Or else I should be perfect with hausa language....I have no business with bike people .That mode of transportation puts the fear of God in me.I rather walk.

Are you Igala or from the dino melaye side of Kogi state.

0KNM:


Atleast if person wan lie, dem suppose use their head na. 4/5 rounds in 2 house. Which girl go gree that? Ontop how much? Infact, man d no fit function in such marathon shiit. No chance

E never reach make body full? Lol. I’m up cuz you are up. No mind me, I sleep late. That’s how my body is programmed.

Don’t worry, I know you’re up cuz of the lockdown lol

You speak Hausa?

Twoclans:


Yeah basic enough to translate with market women.I was born in the north.I am just lazy with languages. Or else I should be perfect with hausa language....I have no business with bike people .That mode of transportation puts the fear of God in me.I rather walk.

Are you Igala or from the dino melaye side of Kogi state.

otunbalamba:
no be the lie even vex me. The idiot no fit swallow him words back

otunbalamba:

0KNM:
Wetin carry you come here?

otunbalamba:
na twoclowns comment carry me come here na for her posts sef i don see that one wey i quote you

0KNM:

okay o Mr. Otunba

Make una go drop tori for arena make we take wet ground

otunbalamba:
this one wey dem say make we siddon for house una go manage soapscapade?

Twoclans:

Shebi u don start,go to ur mail and send it to me here joor

Twoclans:


Shebi u don start,go to ur mail and send it to me here joor

Martin0:




shuuuuu na wa oooo! okay

0KNM:
Seriously? KD? How many years you been in KD for?

Girls and their fear of Okada sha. Chai

Maybe I’m not from any of the two. Maybe I’m from the minority

Twoclans:


I was born in KD.

You are not from the minority tribe. Your blood is hot like all those troublesome igala and ebira boys.

0KNM:


Lol. I’m arrogant and stubborn but soft. No, I’m not Ebira, not igala but I’m from Kogi

Kaduna be breeding fine girls since 1800. The last time I was there was 2011 or thereabouts

Twoclans:


Awww so you have been to Kaduna in the past.I actually thought you are among those Nigerians that dont go past Abuja.

Arrogant and stubborn it's very obvious from afar The soft part of you is yet to show.(rolls eyes)

I see you have finally agreed to the vodka argument. Vodka is a crazy drink ,I can only manage sips. Although there are alot of fake vodkas and spirits in the market.