odinga1of:



What is your collateral? 60k is small thing. Drop better something and u will get 60k from now till weekend.

If u are in Delta State, it's easier. I will give u cash.

what do you think?

Sweetnesstwins:
Amen, let my own be among

you go dey nack well well walahi

rummmy:
see them.... You want to multiply nairaland

Am following God's word that says give birth and multiply more

Naming ceremonies go full town after 9 months

gbebodye:


Deflate them then

no mind that nawti boy jare .... aunty why were u covering ur nose whu mess

anslem04:




no mind that nawti boy jare .... aunty why were u covering ur nose whu mess

tolotolo mess

Ishilove:

Konji maketh a man mad

I know say Dem don knack you tire this lockdown period!!!

Fugly Feminist

rummmy:
see them.... You want to multiply nairaland

I follow God's word that says give birth more and multiply in number

May God help us ooo
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Goalnaldo:
you are one perverted fellow

I follow God's word that says give birth more and multiply in number

gbebodye:


tolotolo mess

lemme guess u ask one of these NL boiz 2 snap you and he mess out of anxiety ,.. its a common xperience here maa fur

Ishilove:

Konji maketh a man mad

chai

anslem04:



lemme guess u ask one of these NL boiz 2 snap you and he mess out of anxiety ,.. its a common xperience here maa fur

E be like say isolation fever dey worry you bros

gbebodye:


E be like say isolation fever dey worry you bros

thanks for noticing

ikorodureporta:


source: http://saharareporters.com/2020/04/29/covid-19-lockdown-could-lead-seven-million-unintended-pregnancies-%E2%80%93un

Me that have been fasting and praying to be pregnant... Please I need am oo let it come bikonu

Theonejabulani2:
what do you think?

Honda Accord or Honda civic?

I wish you are in Delta State, It would have been easier tho. Plenty people dey to give u loan. Oruma plaza and maym guys too.

odinga1of:


Honda Accord or Honda civic?

I wish you are in Delta State, It would have been easier tho. Plenty people dey to give u loan. Oruma plaza and maym guys too.

accord

That's true, because husbands won't be able to hold body staying at home that long.

Farki:


Is it the elders that will pay for baby food or God will transfer school fees money to the parent's account?

Abeg I'm not ready to treat more sick children from irresponsible people.

The simple fact is that if you can't use condoms you better get ready for a baby.

I partially blame our schools and parents, they don't teach about family planning. They expect that everyone will avoid sex until marriage and then after the wedding all the knowledge will magically download.

I don't quite blame schools. Family planning was taught in my time (SS2 Biology ) so no one has any excuses.

Randy91:



I know say Dem don knack you tire this lockdown period!!!

Fugly Feminist

You must be mistaking me for your female relatives.

You have been noticed.

After lockdown,naming ceremony everywhere.

Ishilove:

You must be mistaking me for your female relatives.

You have been noticed.

Shatap

Biingoo:
Someone is already trying to pin two months pregnancy on me. O just dey laugh

Give us the full gist.

Ishilove:

I don't quite blame schools. Family planning was taught in my time (SS2 Biology ) so no one has any excuses.

You're even lucky you went to better school.

I went to one Christian school and it's our English teacher that told us the danger of getting pregnant too young and that wasn't even class he was just warning all the silly Hot 13 year old kids. They later sacked the man.

It's even my friend that taught me how to put on condom because her auntie taught her.

Farki:


You're even lucky you went to better school.

I went to one Christian school and it's our English teacher that told us the danger of getting pregnant too young and that wasn't even class he was just warning all the silly Hot 13 year old kids. They later sacked the man.

It's even my friend that taught me how to put on condom because her auntie taught her.

Buhahahahahahahaha! Lmaaaao! E don tey wey you spoil

Ishilove:

They say nothing beats the raw feeling... They say condom is like poly bag

They say or U know? Stop speaking in tongue �, Madam

Don't worry, *ates is watching and his people will reduce them again

bamidelee:

Abi na
The oza room

That anty na ancient and modern for nairaland

Havertz:
I swear na true,

even me i wan kee my wife here

No kill am. Dey do am small small abeg

Ye

Augla1:


That anty na ancient and modern for nairaland

I still prefer Ishilove to P......
She's mature and responsible. I just like pulling her leg unlike.... I no talk ooo